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TopicI don't want money. I don't want power, self actualization, love, or world peace
deupd_u
04/03/22 8:45:45 PM
#9
nfearurspecimn posted...
There's nothing to think about.

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TopicIf violence isn't the answer to racist slurs, what is the answer?
deupd_u
04/02/22 10:19:39 PM
#49
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Did you tell the higher ups in the black community this? We should pretty much be even stevens now.
Are you diminishing my racist experiences?

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TopicIf violence isn't the answer to racist slurs, what is the answer?
deupd_u
04/02/22 9:54:51 PM
#47
I went to a predominately black school, and was called "white boy" on a daily basis. I ignored it, and everything is going great for me.

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TopicConservative states banning books like crazy. Tennessee and Texas in lead.
deupd_u
04/02/22 8:41:31 PM
#35
hockeybub89 posted...
So it's okay to ban books and indoctrinate children, but not adults?

Why not take your chicken legs and move to some fucking shithole where they hate freedom and sexual minorities?
Those are some biblically rustled jimmies, my dude

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TopicWould you date conjoined twins?
deupd_u
04/02/22 8:31:04 PM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mjf2pg4MFQ

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TopicI do this thing where I randomly yell at people 'FUCK, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE'
deupd_u
04/02/22 7:40:45 PM
#1
It makes everyone stare at the person. I was at a grocery store, and the cashier was all "Thank you, have a good night," and I just yelled "FUCK, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" Everyone was wondering what the cashier did to me

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TopicI told her I love vegetables, but the truth is...
deupd_u
04/02/22 7:24:47 PM
#5
HylianFox posted...
Tell her you really like her peaches, wanna shake her tree.
I always thought that was a weird line. "Nice tits. Let's fuck"

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TopicI told her I love vegetables, but the truth is...
deupd_u
04/02/22 7:16:47 PM
#1
I don't all!!

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Topic$400,000 but an immoral dog follows you for the rest of your life.
deupd_u
04/02/22 7:03:01 PM
#1
He doesn't pay his taxes, and has sex with married women.

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TopicConservative states banning books like crazy. Tennessee and Texas in lead.
deupd_u
04/02/22 6:19:28 PM
#27
*from schools

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TopicI feel like this should be a meme
deupd_u
04/02/22 6:13:46 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/1/AANViFAADF-9.png

Dictionary.com trending words.

Also
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/2/AANViFAADF--.png

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TopicI don't want money. I don't want power, self actualization, love, or world peace
deupd_u
04/02/22 5:54:28 PM
#7
I'm curious why post #2 was deleted

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TopicGirls: men must have 6' height, 6" penis, 6 figure salary
deupd_u
04/02/22 5:51:52 PM
#13
Spiritlittle posted...
Trying being gay where you have to be 6 feet tall, 8 inches long, and be a twink.
Literally deupd_u

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TopicI don't want money. I don't want power, self actualization, love, or world peace
deupd_u
04/02/22 3:26:08 PM
#6
ViewtifulJoe posted...
You have to be at a specific club or it won't sustain you?
There's only 1 I go to

Lost_All_Senses posted...
That sounds like a short term solution that will eventually lead to even more long term problems
I broke up with a really loving GF recently because I was bored and couldn't stop thinking about cheap strange instead. It's not great

Master Kazuya posted...
I understand why you might not need money, but why wouldn't you want it
$100 or cheap strange? Gimme dat v

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TopicI don't want money. I don't want power, self actualization, love, or world peace
deupd_u
04/02/22 3:12:14 PM
#1
I just want low quality drunk sex from over weight thotties at the club. It's the only thing that sustains me

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TopicAny CEmen have an MBA?
deupd_u
04/01/22 7:04:21 PM
#1
Tell me about it?

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TopicIt is Friday. Sup?
deupd_u
04/01/22 6:47:41 PM
#1
I'm drinking White Claw teas to pre-game for da club. Hoping to meet some ladies. What about you?

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TopicMRW I see a Joe Biden sticker at the gas pump
deupd_u
03/30/22 8:03:19 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKMgjvbni14

Not freaking COOL, friendo

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TopicIt's still pretty remarkable YT removed dislike counts
deupd_u
03/30/22 7:13:13 PM
#1
People are so sensitive, you're literally not even allowed to dislike something lol

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TopicI tried to buy crypto on Coinbase
deupd_u
03/29/22 8:02:32 PM
#6
Crazyman93 posted...
That's actually a good thing because cryptocurrency is a scam.
Yes, but I also made $50,000 from $200 of DOGE

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TopicI tried to buy crypto on Coinbase
deupd_u
03/29/22 7:46:50 PM
#1
"You can't use a credit card. Use a debit card"

Ok.

"You can't use a debit card"

Jesus Christ

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TopicWill the freedom of speech conservatives take Chris Rock's side?
deupd_u
03/28/22 6:37:38 PM
#10
WingsOfGood posted...
Bad take
WingsOfGood is Will Smith's publicist, confirmed

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TopicWill the freedom of speech conservatives take Chris Rock's side?
deupd_u
03/28/22 6:39:36 AM
#8
It's Hollywood: there's a high probability this was staged.

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TopicYou smell
deupd_u
03/25/22 7:14:27 PM
#1
PU! *Fog horn*

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TopicImagine you're a teenager and you ask your mom to make a TikTok
deupd_u
03/25/22 6:55:34 AM
#1
Pretending to be a Karen because you think it'll go viral.

Imagine it. Could you imagine? What a dreadful thing to imagine.

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TopicDo you take personal responsibility for yourself, your actions, and your life?
deupd_u
03/24/22 6:12:08 AM
#1
Do you?

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TopicDunno how this is legal but I'm getting one for my Draco.
deupd_u
03/22/22 7:18:58 PM
#2
Anything short-barreled and automatic is too freaking dangerous. That's how you shoot your hand off, like that dude with the Glock 18

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TopicI'm drinking
deupd_u
03/19/22 6:17:50 PM
#4
I made out with some hot chick, and was going to take her home, but she went to use the bathroom and vanished. It was really weird because there was no backdoor, I would have seen her leave the front. Didn't get her number, either. Freaking lame. I was all revved up.

I am no drinking again, and again going to a club to meet women. I wonder if she'll be back.

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TopicI'm drinking
deupd_u
03/18/22 6:01:50 PM
#1
I'm going out to a club to meet women later, as well.

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TopicSo Im in an empty Taco Bell parking lot at 2am and someone pulls up next to me
deupd_u
03/18/22 6:48:01 AM
#14
It's social gravity. People like to be next to things.

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TopicAre these 80s reddit chicks hot
deupd_u
03/17/22 7:49:50 PM
#11
People on Reddit will literally post "would you fuck my mom????"

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TopicI like my women like i like my women
deupd_u
03/17/22 6:50:24 PM
#4
Ready.

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TopicGuys, a celebrity I like did a relatable thing
deupd_u
03/17/22 6:49:13 PM
#1
We don't deserve them, man. What a fucking legend!

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TopicIt's been 4 1/2 years since Filthy Frank gave it all up to make elevator music
deupd_u
03/16/22 7:09:12 PM
#1
What a tragedy for our culture, when art surrenders to money v_v

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Topicdo you take all your dates to the same place?
deupd_u
03/13/22 5:23:11 PM
#8
It's very upsetting to do that. I feel like they know, and it also makes for some haunting memories.

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TopicFriendly reminder that Andrew Cuomo's book on Covid leadership exists.
deupd_u
03/12/22 9:37:24 PM
#7
Remember when Stephen Colbert referred to him as "America's acting president" when the virus first started? LOL

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TopicOfficial Friday night PARTY topic 3/11/22!
deupd_u
03/12/22 6:56:50 PM
#5
It sucked, so I'm doing it again! Official SATURDAY night party topic 3/12/22!

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TopicDo you hate yourself?
deupd_u
03/12/22 6:36:32 PM
#58
Yes, even though I look like a BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET

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TopicJust took the Kinsey scale test
deupd_u
03/12/22 3:42:14 PM
#1
https://www.idrlabs.com/static/i/kinsey-scale/en/6.png

UH OH

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TopicGrimes is dating Chelsea Manning, the whistle blower
deupd_u
03/11/22 7:31:37 PM
#27
Hold, boys. HOLD.

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TopicOfficial Friday night PARTY topic 3/11/22!
deupd_u
03/11/22 7:28:34 PM
#1
Your plans, what you're drinking, how PUMPED you are!

Going to to club because I broke up with my gf. Time to find a new one, WHOOOOOO! Drinking my dumbass PBR, because fuck it. I'm fully erect and ready to score!

How about you?!?!?!

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TopicGonna post on social media how razzled my jelly beans get at the Biden stickers
deupd_u
03/10/22 7:15:26 PM
#1
at the gas pump. Yeah. That'll help make it stop.

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TopicYour 401k is down 25%, inflation generally up maybe 8%, rents are up hundreds
deupd_u
03/09/22 7:10:19 AM
#1
But it's the extra $75 per month on gas that really panics people?

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TopicElon Musk was asked how he felt about people joining The Cult of deupd_u
deupd_u
03/05/22 8:11:19 PM
#2
Most important topic of 2022

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Topic, "i Don't Understand bitcoin/NFTs"
deupd_u
03/05/22 7:03:31 PM
#8
I have never seen anyone state a single, practical utility of blockchain. I interviewed at EY once, and the guy there said blockchain was somehow good for car leases. IDK what the hell that meant.

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TopicElon Musk was asked how he felt about people joining The Cult of deupd_u
deupd_u
03/05/22 6:47:53 PM
#1
https://voca.ro/1c5PSPplRoEr

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TopicSerious question: are mods given carte blanche to overreact about world news?
deupd_u
03/05/22 8:49:30 AM
#16
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Why don't you shut the fuck up, and search inward about how you're wasting your life trolling a dead video game forum. You don't even troll well either. You just parrot the same right-wing bullshit.
Quite upset with gamefacks man, aren't you?

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TopicSerious question: are mods given carte blanche to overreact about world news?
deupd_u
03/04/22 7:00:29 PM
#10
DeadBankerDream posted...
Mods are given Cate Blanchett to shut deupd the fuck up because he's an annoying troll.
Just because you don't like the truth doesn't mean I'm a troll for speaking it. Search inward, my son.

spikethedevil posted...
What did you say?
Can't say, obvi. But it was quite banal, calling something cringey

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TopicSerious question: are mods given carte blanche to overreact about world news?
deupd_u
03/04/22 6:54:18 PM
#5
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Oh look, a trumper complaining about getting modded for spreading misinformation and trolling about current events. What a surprise.
You don't even know what I said, my dude. Read this back to yourself and try to feel good about it

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TopicSerious question: are mods given carte blanche to overreact about world news?
deupd_u
03/04/22 6:22:35 PM
#1
Got off instant suspension for minor comment about world news, same thing happened when vocid came around

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