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MedeaLysistrata posted...

My life is objectively bad but I feel fine

Where does that leave me?

Sounds like you have a better than average life.

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WTF is wrong with this world? Will people ever treat each other with respect again? Will people ever have a sense of community again?

I literally had to pay $69 to DoorDash Plan B to my not girlfriend.

Or is that just a half-baked hypothesis?

Questionmarktarius posted...

What do you want, McDonalds to hand out ceramic bowls?

For dining in? Maybe.

Say you're feeling a little hungry. You go to the drive-thru of a fast food place and get some food. Once you're done, you discard a paper bag, many paper napkins, a paper cup and plastic straw, an empty fry carton, and plastic wrapper for your burger. You added all of that waste to the landfill, and it's normalized.

Baha05 posted...

Big difference between Guerrilla warfare versus what your average citizen will do. I dont think most people arguing for gun rights in case the government needs to be taken down are going to be Rambo

You wouldn't have to be Rambo. I'd hate to be enlisted and go on patrols on US soil fighting campers and snipers.

LightHawKnight posted...

No matter how many guns a redneck community has, the military will still steamroll through them if they wanted to.

Just like when the United States steamrolled Afghanistan and Vietnam?

Than a man living with his parents. Why is that?

GoldenEye 007 :(

Taking a girl to this movie got me laid.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Was it because of how big your wiener was

Why she dumped him? He was a loser who lived with his mom and had a coke addiction. He also yelled at her and wouldn't cuddle with her.

MICHALECOLE posted...

You kissed her, held hands with her, and showered with her, and you.. didnt fuck?

I did, but only after she dumped him.

I did. I took a guy's girlfriend to the drive in, held hands with her, and kissed her. Then the next day, we went swimming and showered together.

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So it wasn't a good movie?

Im not going to be a young man in my 20s in my wedding photos. Im going to be in my 30s, 40s, or 50s. And then Im just going to keep getting older until Im a forgetful old man with white hair. Pretty depressing to think about.

Also a great allegory for our economy falling to the ground.

https://youtu.be/dSm7bjGjEwM

This is our president.

cuttin_in_farm posted...

Lore wise, it doesnt make sense.

Donkey Kong came out before Super Mario Bros.

Eramir posted...

That's the cops dream come true they want to bash in some skulls, they've been bullied all throughout school so with a badge and gun this is their time to shine.

The bullies become cops. The bullied become forum moderators.

Biden's America

I can't wait for the mods to suspend each other.

I've forgotten my body count.

MarcoRubio posted...

She's better off

Actually, she isn't. She makes poor choices often. She totaled her car twice because she drinks and drives. I drive her places and take care of her. At least, I did.

She said she still wasn't ready for a relationship. The next day, she texted me "I hope you're not mad at me." I told her I needed some time. The following day, I was at work and she called, but I didn't pick up. She called again when I was at the gym and left an angry voicemail saying I wasn't being mature about it, and sent me a text saying "this is how you lose friends." I called her back when I got home and calmed her down. She said she wouldn't contact me again and I could text her when I was ready to talk. The next day, she sent me a screenshot of a Roe v Wade being overturned article and a voice message saying something about the pregnancy scare we had...basically making it about me when I'm tired of hearing about that. I just left her on opened.

It's been silence today. I miss her, but she made the wrong choice by not accepting me. So now she doesn't get my attention or money.

What movie are you talking about? The main character in action movies is usually fit.

What are you going to do, make an angry post on Facebook?

Solar_Crimson posted...

I don't understand why he even needed to get a safe, if assuming there even is a nuclear war, his games would either be safe wherever he is if he took them with him, or would be completely unplayable due to the power grid being destroyed. And that assumes that a Walmart safe can even withstand a nuclear war.

It makes no sense. A burglar would probably take off with it, pry it open later, and be disappointed that there are GBA games in there instead of jewelry and cash.

ZannoL posted...

The 46-year-old businesswoman and socialite took to Twitter to call out Ivanka for staying silent about the Supreme Court decision.

I didn't realize everyone was required to give a public response.

What? Alcohol is empty calories, meaning it converts entirely to fat and not muscle because it lacks any real nutritional value. Have you noticed you start gaining body fat if you drink often?

MarcoRubio posted...

He has like....nothing else in his life tho

He has his old video games which he stores in a 5 pound "safe" he got from Walmart.

The controls are horribly clunky compared to Call of Duty games. I wasn't expecting fast-paced gameplay, but man...trying to aim at people is like doing a line formation and taking turns firing. And the way it's inversed by default...why?

bsp77 posted...

Math says you are wrong. That's it.

It is a fact that more women are sexually active, forcing men to be more split into either having no partners or a lot of partners.

False dichotomy. Some men have an occasional sexual partner, such as a hookup every 6 months. Also, where did you get your numbers from, if you're basing this on math?

A solid 9.

bsp77 posted...

This doesn't track. Usually women are gatekeepers for sex and men are gatekeepers for serious relationships.

Just looking at stats of how there are a lot more men who aren't having sex backs this up. Most women are having sex, while men are split between not and having it in spades. This means that women are choosing who to have sex with, but since it is the same smaller subset of men, many of these men keep sleeping around and not choosing to "stick" with the women.

Obviously, there are tons of exceptions, but the math back up that women are more likely to gatekeep sex and men are more likely to gatekeep relationships.

That said it all balances out eventually since the vast majority of people eventually end up in commited relationships.

What are you basing this BS on, how the world was in the 90s? A lot of women these days have their CashApp/Venmo listed on their Instagram and Tinder, and are seeing multiple guys who buy them gifts and take them on dates, all of which want a relationship, but the girl strings them along and says "I'm not ready for a relationship yet."

Jagr_68 posted...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/06/24/birth-control-access-supreme-court-abortion-ruling/

not sure who posted 4-7

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You seem too trigger happy with the ignore feature.

Bulma turns men into jobbers.

You underestimate how hard it is to get a hot GF. If you go to the gym, save up a lot of money, are super romantic, and go the extra mile for a hot girl every day, she may have sex with you, but reiterate that you're friends and she isn't ready for a relationship.

I'd accept a male chiropractor adjusting my skeletal system. But a massage? No, I don't want another man rubbing on my body.

If you're a buff bro who plays Call of Duty? Sure. If you're a 300 pounder who plays Elden Ring? Probably not.

Absolutely not. If anything, it makes you less happy, because gold diggers want to use you and dont care about you at all.

I went to the gym and lifted this morning, then went to get groceries. I brought a basket to checkout and was nice enough to empty it and put the empty basket away. The cashier loaded the groceries into two bags, then asked "Is that too heavy for you?" There were 4 energy drinks, 5 bananas and some chips in the bag she just filled. Literally nothing heavy at all. I felt so angry. So emasculated that she would ask me that, as if I were an old lady. But I kept my cool, said "No," grabbed my groceries, and left. Now my whole day is ruined.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Tc and peppy outing themselves hard itt.

You don't know the situation I just went through.

Bernie Sanders wanted positive change. Joe Biden wanted to keep the status quo.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

And yet 2A ain't doing shit to protect people from the tyranny of this government

Because the left won't organize an armed protest like the right does. They protest unarmed and get tear gassed.

They shouldn't do this. Pretty soon, they'll hike up the ad-free version to $25 a month and say it's their "premium" service. You'll be expected to endure ads for $15 a month.

Has there ever been a more anemic president?