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jujutsu kaisen

was it

i remember one porno i ordered off of the tv when i was young where like, they were lost in the woods and naked, and there was this sign that said 'beware of falling rocks.' some rocks fell.

they wander down the path a little further.

'beware of falling cocks'

a bunch of dildos fall out of the sky and incapacitate the two

Everybody mad over tennis balls or things that resemble tennis balls.

that's bad.

I didn't even know Patches could be interacted with because I just went to some cave and he was the boss there and I kicked his ass and never saw him again >_>

so halfway through when he started asking you not to kill him, uhhhh

who the hell kills patches?

wow the whole story thanks for not omitting any single detail

just play offline

kit kats

dragon body

lefty slaps

that kinda sucks that good jedi just never get to throw lightning.

so close, the infinitesimal and the infinite. but suddenly i knew they were really the two ends of the same concept.

mixed-handedness

it was still probably delicious

i got carded last time i bought booze.

after a shave.

36.

the whole time i could feel the smelly aura of yankees fans

I never have any doubt that we're going to free another island from tyranny, but what I don't expect is to meet an ice cold gangster dressed as a baby in a diaper and then for that goofiness to actually have a poignant backstory to it.

oh my fucking god. i went from writing him off as a bad joke to respecting him as much as franky did.

i just started whole cake island. anime.

Ah, the "Im gonna set up a topic so that anyone who argues against me is a self fulfilling prophecy, because I can't actually have a rational discussion" technique. Very good. Very good.

it's almost like they figured out that new game means free attention.

also i read your post in the voice of that guy from ds2. feeble cursed one! i can't remember his name.

one thing i actually like about this is the empty thought bubble. the first time i saw that ever used was in a poster for a butthole surfers show.

corny.

lowered the tracking on his arrows (combined with the damage pre nerf they would one shot you)

fiction!

(i had 30 vit and decent armor and it would two-shot me)

that dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vnit_xL1hE

millions?

I've beaten half the souls games and I still suck. Or rather the big stuff kills me and humans die without putting up any fight whatsoever.

so that's definitely true of the tough stuff early on, but i mean that the stuff it's probably telling you to kill is pretty on-point about it.

They're all relatively hard at the beginning with no learning curve. The beginning is legitimately harder than the end.

actually this is where i think elden ring got it right. you don't start out barely able to kill stuff.

nope can't be done

may i suggest

that'll probably get you modded to be honest and i don't wanna see it

I assumed he had the same invulnerability as Anastasia.

he doesn't! you can!

If you were to persist there'd only be so much the game could do to stop you. I don't think you can really back yourself into a corner unless maybe you got a truly terrible save file stuck in the Duke's Archives cell or used a single weapon until it broke without knowing where to find a blacksmith maybe. The game can't really stop you from powerlevelling, is it difficult if you can just boost your numbers?

so since you're talking about 1 here, you can kill all the blacksmiths.

I just don't get the point of... A video game... That says "this approach doesn't work here"

what approach?

I think every person who says DS isn't difficult needs to post how many hours they logged on their first playthrough, or especially how many hours it took them to get up to say, beating capra demon.

oh, a ton of hours. i made it way harder on myself than it ever needed to be by staying low-level through the whole run (sl12.) i remember the tomb of the giant beast skeletons practically always one-shotting me.

but i have no misgivings about how i was playing mario with no powerups for no reason. mashing against a game until rng opens up a way does not make me good at it, and there was a healthy amount of that. i admit.

about elden ring's difficulty, i'm at the end of the game (pretty sure the next fog gate is the last one) and superboss down too -- elden ring leans into damage sponge + crazy damage combo a little hard. in other games you would just call it artificial difficulty :o

i liked the superboss once i realized it was time for crab.

I've never heard anyone refer to a high hp build, but there's that characteristic defensiveness lol

well, i did say it was gaming's best kept secret.

Probably the hardest gaming thing I've done since trying to unlock invincibility in GoldenEye.

what? i got invincibility accidentally on my first try. it was so easy i actually started nodding off halfway too.

I'm laughing at Dark Souls nerds who say that the games are not difficult and then give a textbook definition of what difficult means

i don't really see many souls nerds claim the games aren't difficult, but i have seen some claiming elden ring is the easiest.

i do think the games are actually easier than people realize, though, and it's in part to what i mentioned earlier -- leveling vit or vig. there are still guides on this website that discourage getting more HP, calling them fuck-up points or something equally stupid.

(this is a whole other tangent i have where i complain about how the game could incentivize vitality somehow -- you have all this motivation to level damage stats because you get access to stuff, so there is tangible growth there, whereas adding slices and chunks to a bar gradually doesn't have that point)

My favorite is "actually there is an easy mode, you just have to use this specific character build that you would have no way to know about if you are new to the game"

ah yes, the high HP build, truly gaming's best kept secret.

elden ring is the best the series has been about a built-in easy mode. well, the most effective. the spirit ashes are a big deal.

but pinky i'm not sure what your specific complaint is here. fromsoft fans that are saying the games aren't hard?

i did view him as a puzzle boss but i also really liked the idea and i thought it worked

he murdered my entire team once upon re-entry, that was a scratched attempt

oh, shit, the literal mario on it never parsed until you said.

1.) fuck yeah, dragon warrior 7
b.) is that some sort of mother collection? red box on the left?

The 70% reduction was a joke in the video, but yeah the damage output of not just late game bosses but late game enemies is pretty isnane, even in super heavy armor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLCIFe9h6zc&

so it's important to use buffs as well but mitigation is actually really strong.

i beat him at rl25 prepatch, but i can see that nerfing him was for the better.

So many people don't level up Vigor, I invade at the level 85 range, and the majority of people have around 1000 HP. I have 2000.

all my build was was 30 vit and base stats everywhere else.

maintenance. i'm calling a nerf to carian retaliation!

i think you'll probably get more damage out of powerstancing the katanas. have you considered powerstancing twinblades!

cronch cronch

Which is a subjective opinion, not objective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8u2SxarEE

lol whining that people aren't qualifying every statement they make with 'it's just my opinion, but' is unsightly. argument goes to mike!

You've also got the entire Ash of War system that isn't tied to upgrades at all.

to be fair, the damage is.

Not really all that in to PvP. I still haven't advanced Varre's quest by invading (even though I can just leave after invading).

i guess i shouldn't be trying to peddle video game violence. i somehow feel obligated to try though.

Hot tubs are the ultimate in the I think Im affluent but Im really effluent space.

lol.

tanning beds.

Well Valiant Gargoyle by a leap is probably the worst fight I've seen thus far. I won probably in less time than Radahn pre-nerf, but I enjoyed it significantly less somehow.

radahn was cool as hell. the gargoyles are fucking wimps and they play wimpy in a 2v1.

Yeah yeah keep it in the general. This is worthy of respect.

oh god. is there a vtuber general?