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The size of the literal "pearl" necklace makes me wonder how much time dudes spend jerking off into ziplocs and freezing it before they have enough to make this stuff.

Also if I ever did that for some reason and gave it to the girl and she was like "omg this is so unique and thoughtful and awesome!" I'd be like "its a memento. A parting gift. I'm out.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/31/i-make-jewelry-out-of-semen-but-the-process-literally-stinks/

Devil makes 3 are great. Work tomorrow so no booze for me. Well a little booze

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I'm in.

That's why we're tryin to get ya a switch.

Well if ya told me that sooner...

MabusIncarnate posted...

Not yet, i'm probably gonna tonight. Wife is off at 11 if you wanna Party later, maybe we can find a 4th by then.

How did it take me until now to realize that you guys have been using switch games as coded sex talk this whole time?

Buncha kinky swingers itt.

pegusus123456 posted...

He means that Xander never trusted Spike.

But again that was moreso because slime fucked buffy and Xander didn't. It was just jealousy like with angel.

The kid who voiced ducky in land before time.

Rip

PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Like Luksusowa.

If its available where you are Banff ice is easily the best lower priced vodka by miles.

yusiko posted...

Darla is actually the first character introduced in buffy
She shows up in the opening of the first episode

She is in 4 episodes or buffy
The 2 part Introduction to the show
Then she shows up in the episode where we Learn angel is a vampire
Then she shows up in a flashback showing how angel became a vampire in a season 2 episode

She has a much larger role in the show angel

It took me forever to figure out where Dexter's wife was from... she was Darla.

spikethedevil posted...

Yeah I never had a problem with Dawn tbh.

GET OUT GET OUT GETTTTTT OOOUUUUTTTT!!!!!

Mostly she was fine but some eps she was totally insufferable.

Fuck I wish I could have more times like thar with my dad. Thats awesome.

Smackems mom is best mom.

Fucking sucks she keeps getting put through the ringer.

bsp77 posted...

So if we have an entire Saturday with nothing to do and are staying in, this is how the 16 hours would break out:

4 hours together doing stuff like tv, movies, eating, cooking, talking, etc

2 hours in the same room but doing our own thing like reading, phone, computer

2 hours being intimate and/or sex

8 hours in completely different rooms

Not that that extreme situation happens that often, but I spend a lot of time by myself

I could absolutely handle that with the right girl. I guess separate places was a bit far, but also I really feel anyone I could actually live with would have to want time for themselves at least as much as I need it... also like a carriage house and main house on the same property would be even better lol. I'll take the small house she can have the main one and id be happier than all hell.

bsp77 posted...

When you find the right person, this isn't an issue. I can completely be myself with my gf, which is not necessarily true with past women.

Maybe, but if that's true ive never met the right person still. I could do a committed long term relationship and spend the rest if my days with the right person, but tbh the right person would have to be cool with not cohabitating I think.

Ive lived with girls in the past and id do it again if it was like one of us was looking for a new place or something and it was temporary... but I dunno if I wanna live together with someone every single day for the rest of my life. I really appreciate my solitude. even if I spend most of my free time time with that person it feels more comforting to me to know I have my own space honestly.

RlP posted...

Realistically speaking 21 times a month is a lot. That's 3 out of 4 weeks... unless you are a teenager with full hormones it seems like a hassle.

Dude I'm 40 and I have sex and jerk off 20+ times a month each.

chrono625 posted...

ok so why do they keep signing contracts with UFC if the UFC is trash?

seems to me like that the big names should be not be signing contracts anymore and should be negotiating purse/fights like boxers do with promoters.

Because if you want to grow your name and personal brand and become big enough to have leverage and get deals you basically have to be in the ufc.

One, bellator etc exist but its still a monopoly got all intents and purposes.

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This.

Also the same applies to all official ufc sponsors. The ufc gets paid and the fighters aren't even allowed independent sponsorship deals, or if they are they have to promote them completely independently of the ufc.

Usman has stated that he lost a million dollar deal due to the ufcs exclusive sponsorship deals and he's not the only one, just the most recent.

Death star obvs

Smackems posted...

Holy shit it's actually

Am I just paranoid? Oh yeah yeah yeah

I thought this whole time that part was just billy fucking up talking again

Wtf that part i actually did know.

JuanCarlos1 posted...

Check please

But to be fair I dont mind much if its for meat consumption. A coworker of mine from ohio said she grew up poor and hunting season was a mean to get food. Also shes a great person and not conservative at all

Hunting is literally the most ethical and morally sound way of acquiring meat tbh.

That said I got one deer once,felt super bad, and haven't killed anything besides some grouse in years and years. Not even a grouse for years now honestly.

GiftedACIII posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/6/AAZl1UAADnPU.png

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/3/AANJGaAADnPl.jpg

I was today years old when I realized the lyric isn't "everything a man wants."

Me the year Dookie came out was apparently really male centric.

2 chuggahs then a choochoo then 4 chuggahs followed by another choochoo is the correct answer.

Zikten posted...

I dont know if it's natural to the species or something to do with being pets, bit every petServal I've ever seen on YouTube is pretty chill

Its natural. The personality is a huge reason savannah cats (serval x domestic breed cats) took of so much in spite of being such a new breed.

What other cats love walks and fetch and act like a dog?

Dreepapult posted...

And you contractually agree to it. I haven't agreed to shit with Walmart.

Yeah but its 30 seconds out of your day and they're old people whose lives are so sad they either do it cause they're that bored or because they need the income even though they should be way past retired.

I ain't gonna be a dick to anyone in that situation.

kingdrake2 posted...

i save about 120$ a year at least. they can police the door all they want.
make that 60$ since they charge membership fee.

Lowkey amazing post.

Dreepapult posted...

It's the principle, I don't like Walmart treating me like I'm a thief.

I get that. Me either. That's a Walmart corporate thing though. That's not really the fault of some geriatric who is pushed to do that by the shitty managers and company policy.

Costco has the real door cops.

Walmart they rarely care at all. And when they do who the fuck cares? Take 30 seconds and let them see the receipt. They have a shit job, shit pay, and are usually around 107 or so. I don't get why some people get so mad about it unless you feel like it was racial profiling, but most people I know who try and just walk past are white people so... Its the most minor of inconveniences.

I'm pretty sure from polls the average age is like 34. Theres a lot of older people here too so yeah... having a teenager is not super unlikely.

not due to age at least

when I still worked construction we did a big workers comp based reno to accommodate this guy who lost his legs in an accident and we had to take like two feet if the wall of the teenage daughters room and when we started demoing it came across her hidden vibrator, liquor, and weed and I still remember the older guy at work trying to tell the daughter without causing a scene since her mom was beside her on the couch and he was like "so you know we had to move the wall where your bed was? I think you might have left some stuff in your room thats in our way. Stuff that maybe just fell down there that you lost. Stuff inside the wall though. Some stuff you probably want to move?"

It took the girl forever to get it but once she did she was gone like a rocket back to the basement.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/3/AANJGaAADnOL.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/7/7/AANJGaAADnOF.jpg

Oubliettes posted...

it's okay to not want kids but i think a lot of people that dont have them have a lot of wrong ideas of what it's like to be a parent. yeah kids cost money and they need more attention than a pet, but p much the only time you have to devote constant attention is when they're infants. and when youve got a kid, things you might feel right now about other people's kids, dont feel that way about your own

things that piss you off about other peoples kids can be endearing with your own
things that feel like an obligation with your nieces and nephews dont feel that way with your own

like i said, not saying you gotta have kids and it's ok to not want them, but i 100% guarantee the difference between how you would feel about spending time with your own kid vs spending time with your niece is night and day

It definitely is.

I love spending time with my niece or my buddies son. Its great. All the upsides and none of the downside.

AirFresh posted...

I wasn't talking to you directly lol

I know. I'm just further explaining my stance.

Priere posted...

We NEED common sense car control. Nobody NEEDS to go over 55 MPH. Its about the safety of innocents.

You know the autobahn exists right?

Also speed limits above 55 exist.

known2FAIL posted...

How often do you guys get hounded by this? Im wondering if this is a bigger issue because I live in the south.

I'm Canadian and don't want kids and the same shit happens when I say that. Some people literally can't believe it.

Or else you get the "then who will be there when you're old?" nonsense. Spoiler alert: two of my grandparents ended up in care homes and I work in one and having kids does not mean anyone will be there for you in your old age.

AirFresh posted...

Spanking is straight up child abuse.

I didn't respond to anything but spankings or the possibility of spankings as a kid. I'm not defending it on the whole, but I have no hard feelings or negative thoughts regarding my dad spanking me specifically.

Wrong or not it worked and it was the only thing that did. Even by 6 or so my dad could yell, try reasoning with me, and literally everything else under the sun and I just didn't care.

FunkyCat posted...

Ok? And?

Both are still bad and whining that 'well actually one is worse' when people are saying we need to stop both is pointless and a very suspicious stance to take at best.

Thats dumb.

The difference between spanking and full on beating your kid is much more significant than you are acting like it is.

Also I literally admitted spanking is still bad so wtf kinda reach are you on with the suspicious nonsense?

FunkyCat posted...

Numerous studies show that "even just spanking" has numerous negative long term effects.

I'm not saying it doesn't.

I'm saying that full on beatings are still much worse than a spanking.

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No they don't.

Source: I was a kid who was spanked and I was never beaten.

bsp77 posted...

Just move on to a better woman. Don't give her power by showing you still think about her.

This.

Funkydog posted...

"I would NEVER hit an adult, as that is wrong and I was taught to use my words to solve situations. But if I see a child act up? I'll beat them, you BETTER believe it!"

Fucking baffling mindset some people have.

Equating spankings to full on beatings is p ridiculous tbh.

He fucked with Walter one time too many.

Rip doge

HovaRex posted...

That's not good lol. That's like 40k a year.

A top of the line fully loaded camaro in 73 was 3000 dollars. Nowadays its like 78k.

40k a year then was probly equivalent to like 300k now.

I had a crush on both of em back in the day.

Oh I didn't even think about the 88.

Ya got me tc. Whose alt is this anyway?