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The tl;dr is finger but hole

That is just asking for rectal tears and they are not sexy, medically speaking.

I personally dont understand it, but some people like it. Also, you can do it without much damage if you practice enough. And use plenty of lube. One guy on the sex board showed us all of his toys. Hes got some pretty big ones

Too old to be drafted and I live in a very rural area, so I should be good until everything goes Mad Max.

If nuclear war happened then we're all pretty fucked whether we die or survive.

Well I married a Conservative so that's something.

They're actually making a non-mobile MLP game, holy hell.

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Though it also sucks when movies like Back to the Future are set in the "far-off future" of 2015, and that came and went 7 years ago. The future needs to stop becoming the past, damn it!

>15

People trying to get my attention call me maam and it takes me a half a minute to realize theyre talking to me. I cant be old enough to be a maam, am I? Im only 41!

It's 2/22/22. We're not going to see another date like this in our lifetime.

Clearly just a "look at me I'm so sexy" type of person and this is nothing but a attention seeking story. Is she "sexy"? Sure but she probably will only ever love herself.

I need game recommendations for my phone because the trope of government workers barely doing work is real

So, you want the government to be able to control where law abiding citizens are allowed to drive to?

So true!

I live in San Francisco where people pay thousands of dollars to live in walk-in closets

Interesting how there's just as many people making over 250k as under 20k.

if there's anything i believe in this world, it's ce poll results

I'm 33 and never once pursued romance

Then I can play pretty much no games, I assume.

What happens if you cook her house's feet?

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CE is full of boot licking MAGAheads anywyas.

she probably has perfect skin against the harmful UV rays

No thanks, but I would challenge her to a game of hide and seek.

Nah I want them to be so large they blot out the very sun

CEwomen you can treat the poll as "Are you okay with your breasts".

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When I was 2, I was watching my baby brother (2 years younger than me) when my finger got caught in a door and chopped off. Luckily the neighbors were home and brought me to the hospital where it was re-attached.

We started moving every 3 months after that.

When I was around 4 or 5 I was watching my brother in Vermont and we sleighed down a hill right into a car that was parked at the bottom. Luckily we were brought to the hospital and survived.

Not much longer after that I was watching my brother and created a game that involved jumping over a chair. He fell and bashed his head into the TV.

There were other incedents as well, including me getting run over by a car in Arizona (And then backed up over my legs to see what he hit).

There are reasons why you probably shouldn't have kids under the age of 10 babysit lol....Somehow though both me and my brother actually survived all that. He did eventually die at 40, but it wasn't my fault (somehow!!).

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Isnt that what the babysitters club books were about, kids babysitting other kids?

I've been babysitting since I was 13ish?

It's how I made a lot of my money around that age.