Lurker > Harpie

I'm sorry for being a shitty person to you.

Hi Harpie, Tails here (the real one). I did a site suggestion petition that got a 100% upvote rate but it looks like they locked it down. The question was, what would CE do without karma and active messages posted? It would mean no more pulling out karma level like it was an argument. It would be the end of AMP spam. But I guess some mods didn't agree.

I think what happened last time with this form is that you gave people an incentive to spam by saying 'too much spam and tails is out.' You and me are just going back and forth, and like you said, it follows TOS. The most likely thing to make someone KOS on the site is disagreement with the mod staff, followed closely by different opinions from the mod staff.

What is better, doing the deed with men or women? Why?

The dude wasn't a CEman, so no he wasn't trying to take money lol he wanted me to make him spend money on me >_____>

Ill be honest I get really tempted to write sad things here. You would never suspect who this is either. Or maybe you do but Ive written a lot here in first person, third person, etc. And theres a bit of variance depending on topicality.

Anyways, Im sorry that you got perved on by that guy. I do a lot of locker room talk but if any guy has female relatives they care about then they ought to be worried about and vocal against the kind of bullshit, minor and overt, that women have to deal with.

I look at my nieces and I try to be better.

Glimpse into the eye of cosmic creation, infinite promise.

Infinite possibility, beyond comprehension.

Stand upon this precipice of perception, let go of consciousness.

Embrace the heady realization and cross the threshold.

Behold the origin of divinity, the truth of life itself!

You mustnt forget

Knowledge pours into you, at last you understand the way forward.

You cannot forget

How could it be so simple!? And yet so clear, so logical, so perfect in its machinations

Please God Dont Let Me Forget







(Heart beating out of your chest, you shut off your alarm.)

(You feel like you had a bad dream but cannot recall any particular detail aside from a vague but intense panic.)

(Better get ready for work again)

hell no i didn't buy that expansion pass

once again the fun is already just sucked completely out of everything nintendo touches

and i just got Mario kart for christmas too, already they upselling me.

fuck nintendo i really do hate them,

but I hope u guys have a lot of fun racing!

wait... i pay for a Nintendo membership...

does that mean i get the DLC tracks for free?

Go back to some of the Wave 1 tracks, they made some changes/improvements. The parked Shy Guys in Coconut Mall can actually spin out in a wide pattern to hit oncoming players.

@DespondentDeity

Wait I cant tell if youre just joking or if youre actually serious about Brutal doing that horrible shit?

I want Harpie to fuck me in the butt. And by "fuck me in the butt" I actually mean "give me a million dollars and not do anything sexual to/with me".

A lot of people aren't ready to hear this, but the best romantic relationships aren't always exciting or about the best sex/physical attraction/interests etc - they're about stability.
Growing up is realizing that settling IS sometimes best in the long term, depending on your goals.

ngl the men here who clearly want to fuck you because they see you as having daddy issues are super fucking weird, especially the ones that have been doing so since you were a minor

I can't really argue for trans being a thing or not anymore, since all the prevailing statements are on subjectivity, and I can't find a way to make a consistent logical statement confirming one way or the other. This isn't to say I am anti-trans or something: On the very principles of freedom and mental health, I am still very staunchly pro-trans rights, and queer rights in general. I don't feel this is actually a sin, but it can't be discussed on the board in any constructive manner, between the bad faith bigots and the binary morality police.

I am your father.

smh Harps youre way smarter than me.

Basically, this SMaL guy is a 3, 4 accounts per week no lifer right wing racist clown with a history of lying, but thats not really relevant. Anyway, the poster I tagged, pointed out how at one point SMaL mentioned that he wasnt talking to his sister since she was dating a black man, and then SMaL proceeded to have an epic meltdown on the TV board across like 6 accounts in a single topic, mass tagging, and calling everyone liars.

I have an upside-down penis.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

@MrAndersonWb

Look at post #379

I said what what, in the never gonna give you up

I have been angry and depressed since I lost the space in my username :(

if you sleep on your stomach close your account and never come back

i want harpie to fuck the confessor in the butt who wanted to fuck her in the butt

Cosplay coming when though?

Ba-bam-ba-bam-ba-ba-bam
Well a duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand
"Hey,"
Bam bam bam,
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you"

Chocolate rain
Never gonna give you up
Chocolate rain
Never gonna let you down

Elon Musk did the unthinkable! Do you think sending people to Mars a suicide mission? Shouldn't we put people on moon first? No scratch that, let's not waste any more money to go to space and focus on making earth the best place that we ever could. Why don't we make Sahara desert green again? Glory to working class comrade. Fuck the money hungry industrialised giant. The world is fuck because of mercenaries that would do anything for money. We need to solve that as a CE collective. We owed this world because we're living in it.

i want to fuck harpie and crimson in the butt at the same time

I want to fuck harpie in the butt

Hey harpie, SMaL here. My sister didnt date who they said she did!!!! THEY LIEEEE

Straights doing it in the butt is a highly offensive act of appropriating gay culture for their own pleasure and should be universally condemned. That's our hole, not yours, breeders.

I realize I am a bit late with this, but going back to post #272, I would say that the one thing that all approximately seven billion of us have in common is that we all have very few real friends. The kinds of friends that will be there for you no matter what and who will fight for you in every way possible if need be. It's not at all an oddity, which is not to minimize that feeling in any way as it can be a rather depressing and sobering thought, but rather to say that it's not at all strange to feel that way because it is a universal truth. All that we can do is try to find the people who do care and do what we can to try to be there for them as they are for us. Just because they may be few in number does not at all diminish the quality of their friendship.

I really wish I didn't have to shit. It's so annoying, because no matter how much I wipe there's almost always some dook left on my shitbox and I have to have a shower to clean it off or just walk around with a stinky rear end all day. I wish it'd come out cleanly like pisses do.

Sometimes I make an appropriate-size hole in a block of cheese and just ram my cock balls-deep into it. Put some cheese in my cheese, you know what I'm saying?

I'm cooking otherwise I would

Harpie kicks my ass at chess in literally two moves.
I suck at chess.

Did Wong really died in Multieverse of Madness?

4 of your last 6 confessions have been that Tails bullshit. I say put it to a vote.

your uncle lives in oregan. i know cause i ate his asshole out in his house in california

Person from #350 here. I did a poor job of explaining, so that's on me. I did indeed attempt to build or built rapport and relationships with people. Spending time with them, etc etc. But it all seemed superficial. I don't know what else differently I could do to build such rapport with people. Same thing in my real life. I don't feel like anyone cares despite the attempts I've made to reach out and try to help and support others. It all seems meaningless.

Hello, Harpie. Tails here. The fact you continue to deceive the masses by publishing people pretending to me... irritates me.

Tails here (the fake one). I fucked your uncle.

Didn't we all agree in your last confession topic to stop posting those shitty hi I'm Tails confessions?

What do you call an LGBT crocodilian?

An alligaytor
What do you call an Arabic crocodilian?

An allahgator
What do you call a crocodilian made of poop?

An alligaturd
What do you call a demonic crocodilian?

A helligator
What do you call a drunk crocodilian?

An alcogator
What do you call a racist crocodilian?

A c***
What do you call a crocodilian that betrays you?

An allitraitor
What do you call a crocodilian that stinks?

A smelligator
What do you call a crocodilian with a portal gun?

A Chelligator
What do you call a crocodilian that always gets banned from GameFAQs?

A SMALigator
What do you call a crocodilian that only knows 5 letters?

An HIJKLigator

Hey Harpie, the real Tails here. gavirulax, snoopyfemme, jediknight were never banned right up to the moment of their respective incidents. gavi closed his account on his own. All these mods talking about gavi now were the same ones defending him 24/7 and removing my posts about him. That's mod judgment for you. So compared to what went on with him, why am I KOS for literally nothing?