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TopicI'm a total sweat at Call of Duty: Warzone.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:51:32 AM
#1
I team wiped 2 people with a throwing knife and a Glock.

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TopicDo you get jealous of other people's sex lives?
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:48:07 AM
#17
I'm literally giving it to this girl right now.

https://imgur.com/cpTLdlN

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TopicCould Trump pick up Thor's hammer?
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:47:14 AM
#9
Boards Current Events Could Trump pick up Thor's hammer?

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TopicMale Porn Stars rush to get vasectomies after Roe reversal to show solidarity
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:44:19 AM
#19
FortuneCookie posted...
That's kind of lousy, honestly. Don't get me wrong, it's a right which women need to have. There are troubled pregnancies, people unable to provide for children, people who aren't ready for parenthood, and people who just shouldn't be parents.

But to me, laughing about an abortion reads like saying, "I had to put my dog down. lol."

<_<
I think you're literally right. It should be a woman's choice whether she has a baby. But to laugh about it? That's unacceptable.

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TopicJust made $870 from crypto.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:41:46 AM
#10
Makeveli_lives posted...
The fuck did you Do?
My water company didn't charge me for two fucking years, then sent a guy to shut off my water without warning.

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:40:48 AM
#20
JordanStout posted...
If shes a pornstar then why havent you made any videos with her?
Well...I'm not a buff dude, as you can see. I might make a vid with her someday, but most people want to see a buff dude bang a girl. Am I wrong?

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:36:34 AM
#17
Darkprince21 posted...
she like a 7 bro
She's a 10 to me.

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TopicJust made $870 from crypto.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:35:15 AM
#8
itachi15243 posted...
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You have an 800 dollar water bill?
I have a $2K water bill (srs).

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:34:42 AM
#15
haloiscoolisbak posted...
Is that Alexa bliss
No, but she is an amateur pornstar.

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:29:50 AM
#12
itachi15243 posted...
These topics always get progressively creepier lile this.
If she consents to me buying her stuff and giving me sex, what's wrong with that?

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TopicJust made $870 from crypto.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:28:58 AM
#6
MrWizardWorld posted...
Wait. Thats just the value of your current crypto or you cashed out and have the actual dollars?
I have the actual dollars, which are sadly going straight to my water bill.

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:28:10 AM
#10
Damn_Underscore posted...
are you happy with her or do you feel empty inside
She uses me, but its okay because she's beautiful.

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:27:13 AM
#8
itachi15243 posted...
For all the, uh, "love" you supply her?
I'm the father figure she never had.

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:25:26 AM
#6
Turbam posted...
How much does she charge for pictures?
Like 1 drink.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Weird topic tbh
Why?

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:24:19 AM
#3
JordanStout posted...
Is that guy you?
Yes.

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TopicJust made $870 from crypto.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:23:43 AM
#3
whitelytning posted...
Nice. Dip flip?
I sold at a "loss" when it pumped. Then I bought back in low.

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TopicShe calls me daddy.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:22:31 AM
#1
https://i.imgur.com/cpTLdlN.jpg

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TopicMale Porn Stars rush to get vasectomies after Roe reversal to show solidarity
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:12:04 AM
#5
Porn dudes are low-IQ.

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TopicJust made $870 from crypto.
Pepys Monster
07/02/22 11:08:04 AM
#1
I'm a true genius to be able to make money during a bear market.

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Topic$50k, but Michael's son from GTA5 is your roommate for a year
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 3:10:13 PM
#7
That $50K could turn into $380K thanks to crypto.

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TopicThe Twin Snakes is so much better
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 2:56:18 PM
#4
It's the definitive version of MGS1.

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TopicThe stock market has been fucking useless this year. Fuck this
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 1:44:05 PM
#14
You have to accept that the stock market is tanking, crypto is tanking, jobs are cutting hours, and you might have to change your lifestyle.

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TopicThey call it GameFAQs but all I see is lies
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 1:23:11 PM
#3
Trickfinger posted...
If CJayC stayed, he would've stopped the merger
What? I thought he was in power when it happened.

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TopicAEW video game to be published by THQ Nordic
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 1:20:46 PM
#7
Remember the TNA Impact game? Nobody really does. This will be just like that.

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TopicCrypto billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried says more exchanges will fail
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 12:23:03 PM
#2
Imagine trusting a small exchange.

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Topic45 y/o Woman charged with having sex with 14 y/o boy four times in one day
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 12:20:13 PM
#77
A_Good_Boy posted...
Pretty fucking ridiculous that the article works so hard to make so many shitty jokes about a kid being raped.
Cancel the writer.

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TopicWomen are beautiful imperfections or not!
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 3:08:57 AM
#9
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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TopicIt seems to me that autistic people are more honest.
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 12:56:04 AM
#41
coolcono posted...
I am probably on the spectrum.
Reminds me of a scenario when I worked at BK.
Female Coworker asks me,"Do you think some people would mistake me for a guy?"
"You have a bit of a boyish face and have no tits."
That made her so angry.
Well damn, at least you told it like it is instead of lying to her like most people would.

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TopicDo you feel Biden is on the path to be considered one of the worst presidents?
Pepys Monster
07/01/22 12:34:23 AM
#7
Biden will be a cautionary tale against electing a man with dementia as the president.

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TopicSo US citizens? What country you look to move to when this all falls apart?
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:59:27 PM
#67
America forever.

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TopicIf you trapped a friend in your car with a fart, and they vommit...
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:48:36 PM
#5
You for locking them inside with your fart.

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TopicGirl fights and tanks hits like a video game character from metal bat
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:47:48 PM
#12
Why won't your link work?

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TopicAntiabortion groups are now drafting laws to prevent people from traveling
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:24:19 PM
#38
It's time for the War on Religion.

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TopicHouse Flipper has been stealth-added to Xbox Game Pass
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 9:57:03 PM
#5
My ex-fiancee liked that game.

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TopicEthan Klein says working out is a waste of life
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 9:56:33 PM
#37
markconig posted...
https://twitter.com/h3h3productions/status/1542636469503741952?s=20&t=X_LSdsDbo5Bwkp1aMKdD5A
Imagine backpedaling and saying "it's called a joke" after making an argument and bringing math into it.

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TopicEthan Klein says working out is a waste of life
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 9:52:00 PM
#33
I do find it depressing how quickly my muscle breaks down. It's a constant battle to keep muscle on.

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TopicBitcoin falls bellow $20k. Will it ever climb back to $60k?
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 8:36:23 PM
#33
ellis123 posted...
A sucker is born every day.
Every minute.

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TopicVehicle owners - Have you ridden in the back seats of your vehicle?
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 3:23:46 PM
#12
I have. I was drunk and my friend drove my Tesla and took me and his girlfriend to the bar.

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TopicWoman kills her boyfriend who said 'She's a nutter but the sex was really good.'
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 2:44:51 PM
#12
Damn, she threw a knife and killed him. That's crazy.

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TopicBitcoin falls bellow $20k. Will it ever climb back to $60k?
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 2:18:42 PM
#30
Your fear is my gain.

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TopicThe worse is coming this Monday (SCOTUS).
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 12:45:10 PM
#76
We've lost control.

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TopicIn general, why are most management and high level employees at work stupid?
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 12:38:45 PM
#4
I would say there are some smart people stuck in crap jobs, and some dumb people in good jobs. But generally, smart people work their way up little by little, barring difficult life circumstances (like losing everything in a fire, etc).

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TopicFortnite, more like FUNnite
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 12:26:05 PM
#7
Romulox28 posted...
most players are 11 years old & are distracted by their moms yelling at them to do their pre-algebra hw so I can actually get some kills each match
That's real sad. I just got 15 kills on Warzone using only a Glock.

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TopicPost fake funny names like "Ben Dover"
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 12:24:36 PM
#29
Hugh Mungus

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TopicPutin: 'Western leaders would look disgusting topless'
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:21:31 AM
#27
Doom_Art posted...
Putin has that creepy physique where you can't tell if he's muscular or if his fat is just distributed weirdly.
I think it's safe to say he's just old and saggy despite lifting.

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TopicMy depression is worsening.
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:15:31 AM
#5
Kaiganeer posted...
cheer up
Cheerup.exe has stopped working

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TopicMy depression is worsening.
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:13:04 AM
#1
I can no longer see any path to happiness.

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Topic"I don't care for muscles or men who work out"
Pepys Monster
06/30/22 11:01:48 AM
#28
Doom_Art posted...
thinner more otter-y guy
What the hell?

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