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Is...is this supposed to be a bad thing?

FortuneCookie posted...

The people shitting on TMNT 1 need to gitgud or realize the Angry Video Game Nerd is a fictional character.

Nah.

Had it. Played it. Beat it.

Still shit.

TMNT 1 is straight up ass.

TMNT: The Arcade Game (both versions) is fire.

TMNT 3: The Manhattan Project is the best NES TMNT game, period. Don't @ me.

TMNT IV: Turtles in Time (SNES) is an instant classic, and improves quite a bit on its Arcade brethren.

TMNT: Hyperstone Heist is a good substitute for Turtles in Time, but it leaves out A LOT of what made Turtles in Time so great (for example, it's HELLA short, can't throw foot soldiers into the screen, and no where near as many bosses).

Tournament Fighters is a fairly solid fighting game (I prefer the SNES version, though).

While I didn't play the first 2 GB TMNT games, I played the FUCK out of Radical Rescue. That one's actually a Metroidvania, surprise surprise.

Honestly, outside of maybe TMNT 1 on the NES, every single game on that list is solid.

Nazanir posted...

The Pacman Museum game has a gacha component. It's amazing how excited he got over playing it.

Gacha games are probably the only things bringing him any genuine joy. He (quite literally) needs that dopamine rush that comes from gambling, which is why he begs for money all the time despite having more than enough to live off of.

JScriv posted...

Perfect Dark has an incredible arsenal of useful weapons for a zombie apocalypse. Besides the ones already mentioned, there's also the RCP-120, which is a compact submachine gun with an impossibly large magazine capacity, blazing rate of fire and secondary cloaking function, which burns ammo but with unlimited it doesn't matter. Another great one would be the Callisto NTG, standard SMG primary fire with a good RoF and accuracy, but if you got a huge crowd of zombies or need to shoot through light cover the secondary mode trades rate of fire and accuracy for double damage and soft target penetration, allowing you to rip through multiple zombies and thin walls.

Holy shit, I forgot about the RCP-120. That was my favorite gun in PD Multi-player. Would definitely rock that, especially with unlimited ammo.

Saints Row 4's Black Hole Gun.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/4/AAQD8fAADRte.jpg

FL81 posted...

The Yu-Gi-Oh! dub was the best thing 4Kids ever did, and is an improvement upon the original

I used to also make fun of the Shadow Realm when I first learned of Yugioh's censorship.

But then you really start to think about it years later. 4Kids actually made losing Dark Games WORSE with the Shadow Realm's introduction (as in, you'd legitimately prefer death than the Shadow Realm).

Zurich posted...

Tell me he didn't actually say this.

Not this scenario, but he DID equate himself losing his Minecraft(?) save with a celebrity's death.

ChrisTaka posted...

Even when Velma is wearing her big ass sweater you can tell she has more going on than Daphne.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/8/7/AAQD8fAADQXv.jpg

RealityDose posted...

Didn't hear that rumour.
I was reading the plan was for them to do a break up post Hell in a Cell

Yeah. Rumor mill's running at full speed regarding those two, though this one is one of the more lesser known ones, probably because of how egregious it sounds.

The Popo posted...

On Raw, there was supposed to be a six-way match to determine who would be the #1 contender to face the Raw Womens champion at Hell in a Cell. Sasha & Naomi were both supposed to be a part of the match (early reports indicated that Naomi was supposed to win the match, but that is just from the dirt sheets). Sasha apparently didnt like that her and Naomi (the current womens tag champs) were being ignored for the sake of the singles title, and the two of them walked out mid-show. The match had to be changed on the fly.

To add on, apparently there's also (unconfirmed) rumors that Naomi was supposed to win by pinning Sasha.

If that is true, I can kind of understand why they would walk out.

Sounds like a Hard Drive article.

*clicks link*

Eeeeeyup.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/9/AAQD8fAADPsB.jpg

RealityDose posted...

The QT Saw Lady sounds fun

The Pig is one of the weaker killers, iirc.

But she's also the most meme'd (Boop the Snoot).

ssj3vegeta posted...

America, are you ok?

When have we ever been ok?

Ngl, I actually laughed, simply because of that picture.

Lost both the same day, but came back after 2 weeks.

The only awkward thing about this situation is him being there during intimate moments.

Otherwise, you got a homie in your place and a mf'ing bodyguard in public.

Nintendo_Porn posted...

Wheres "let me solo her" when you need 'em? lol

He doesn't deserve such a legend carrying his deadweight ass through Malenia.

Malenia's doing a damn good job making him suffer.

LET HIM SUFFER.

At this point you might as well go scorched earth.

No turning back now.

Accolon posted...

Wow, what a fun meeting to be told that we're doing a shit job. Just like every other meeting for the past 6 years.

It miiiiight be time to go looking for another job, broski.

Flauros posted...

This topic is A Novel Idea, but participating can easily lead to your info being phished.

Meh, nothing that hasn't already been done on the wrestling boards themselves years ago.

Gunther in a singles match on Smackdown!.

So I just have to be local jobber #246886 and I'm good.

To be fair, Snorlax is, indeed, one giant pillow.

Nobody other than Fromsoft content creators play their games several times, it's an invalid statement for normal humans like me!

This coming from a guy that has played Dark Souls 2 HOW MANY TIMES?

DeadBankerDream posted...

https://youtu.be/34gHOSQC3bQ?t=283

Phil saying overweight people shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/8/AABajLAACVM4.jpg

Literally a case of "Fuck around and find out".

My high school at the time was a literal melting pot of races and ethnicities.

Everyone sat with everyone.

kingdrake2 posted...

Arise Chicken!.

Mega Ultra Chicken. (he is legend).
i am sofa king

i cant say the rest mods don't like that.

Don't make me get Slifer the Executive Producer...

NeonOctopus posted...

If you want the truth and have the pic ruined for you it's a photoshop. The chick is screaming cuz an ostrich or something is coming at her (notice the feed in her hands). The boobs were just shopped in >_>

Interesting.

While the boobs are nice, I would like to see the ostrich every once in a while.

And no, pic not ruined. Boobs are boobs, my man.

NeonOctopus posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/9/AAUsi-AACJeb.jpg

All seriousness, what is the story behind this picture?

Weird flex

Seriously.

What the fuck is that outfit?

Sunhawk posted...

Is that really what he says?

Serious answer:

Yup. Always been "King" Bowser.

BlackBlueButts posted...

So spoilers for Elden Ring if you hadn't played it, it's about a boss

General Radahn, the hyped up demigod that was the bane of player's existence. He'd snipe you, home in with magic and crush you underneath his giant swords. Phil's chat was calling him the next Ludwig, the final test of his gaming career. Then Phil beats him first try after summoning like 7 characters to draw aggro away. Phil is understandably confused and underwhelmed because people hyped it up so much, he was prepared for a long fight. Then he learns the fight was nerfed and started ranting about casual gamers needing a crutch, and FromSoftware for daring to take away this amazing boss battle from him.

Just...I just...

The self-awareness. It's been said so many times, and yet DSP is the gift that keeps on giving.

uwnim posted...

Was hoping you baked a pie. v_v

Seriously.

Should be modded for no baked pie.

Flauros posted...

Looks like Hotdiggitydemon animation

Oh. Thats because it is. Good job as always. Shed.mov is one of my favorites.

I fucking LOVE Shed.mov.

Sczoyd posted...

I love and hate them at the same time... A lot of them are about the horrific things people do to animals and it's sad

Quite true.

Remember one about a poor puppy being raised to be one of those underground dog fighters. You can see how that poor dog's mind deteriorates as it's being raised and groomed to be a fighter. By the time his fight rolls around, all it knows is "DOG ACROSS FROM ME ENEMY. MUST FIGHT ENEMY." Of course it loses, and the "Owner" (using that term VERY loosely) berates it for losing.

I do like the shenanigans Death's puppy and kitten partners get into, though. And their mini costumes are adorable.

I love these comics.

Death is so wholesome here, and his relationship with the Goddess of Life is beautiful.

KayfabeTactics posted...

No way Im going to bash DSP over that Tweet. It was completely harmless and he was just making a joke from one streamer to another, and that streamer is someone hes a fan of.

lots of things to hate DSP on. Dont need to think everything he does is problematic

The tweet itself is completely and totally harmless. You're absolutely right; there's nothing wrong with it.

The problem stems from the person writing said tweet, who has a history as wide as the Grand Canyon of making EVERYTHING about himself, from Youtuber scandals to even deaths.

There is NOTHING he can't and won't use to make it about himself.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME

Mucho thanks for the tag.

Also, this dude literally uploaded a tweet of himself snorting...he JUST HAD to get that snort in

kingdrake2 posted...

kaio-ken x10.

Kaio-crap...

1985

So Reagan

gunplagirl posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/3/AAc53qAAC_Ul.jpg
This picture

PAAAAUUUUUSSSSSE!

Bold of you to assume Collette would even DESERVE a partially broken bed.

Nazanir posted...

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1498941034453106690?t=CJnJ8WDFUeM6gO8gAfI-HA&s=09

Okay Phil, show me on the doll where Capcom hurt you.

Holy shit. No matter how many times I say it and seen it said, his self-awareness astounds me to no end.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/0/9/AAQD8fAAC-ml.png