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Wasn't Ashley underage in RE4?

Kitt posted...

Yeah, Sakura wants to smash. Ryu doesn't gaf though. He's focused on training.

Kind of crazy that Sakura's character development in her SF5 ending was her realizing she doesn't want to train under Ryu, she wants to BE under Ryu.

PatrickMahomes posted...

yea im 100% pro hotel in most instances but this is for a wedding in the middle of god damn nowhere so what few hotels there are are crazy expensive and not worth it for those of us coming up stag. even if you divide by two for room sharing.

I've heard that the quality is based on if the owners live on the property. If they do, they have a vested interest in keeping up the property if only for themselves. I've also heard horror stories where a holdings company owns the property and lets it go to seed because no one goes to check on it. The listing looks cheap, but they price gouge the customer with a bunch of deposits and hidden fees.

SauI_Goodman posted...

Police union. Show up, do your 8 with minimal effort, clock out.

I disagree. They work shit loads of unnecessary overtime with minimal effort.

True story about my uncle who worked as a civilian maintenance man for the Sheriff's Department. The gates at a cell block shorted out and he had to come in on Christmas morning to fix them. When he got there a jail guard confronted him and chewed him out for working on Christmas. He told my uncle that the overtime money was meant for deputies who risked their lives to keep people like my uncle safe.

My uncle interrupted the deputy and told him that he didn't really want to be there. He wouldn't mind going home so that he could open gifts with my two cousins. The deputy could descend two flights of stairs and walk a football field's length to open each cell manually with his keys if he wanted. That shut the deputy up.

I thought Elon Musk was paying her lawyers' fees?

Veggeta_MAX posted...

https://youtu.be/ooAGkSqj1mo

OK, you got me. Might as well post a comedic R&B song. That's Betty Wright of "Tonight is the Night" fame playing the wife chewing the singer out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1C41hRkwV4

RIP Dimples and Betty Wright.

Veggeta_MAX posted...

I mean he could at least put out a song about how much he loves his parents or something similar lol

The only time R&B really strayed from the formula was back during the socially conscious early 70s. The Ur-example, Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On", was initially turned down multiple times by Barry Gordy because it wasn't a collection of love songs.

Veggeta_MAX posted...

He and his lover are together but goes through a really really I mean really bad breakup. He goes through a phase of "Fuck you bitch I don't need you" and a phase of regret that he lost his lover right after and feels like dying. It's a cycle

Every album by a male R&B singer is pretty much the Kubler-Ross Stages of Grief. It's something you just got to accept when approaching the genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw53esk0mZc

I predict there will be an episode of "Blue Bloods" where Magnum PI and Marky Mark stop a grade school shooting from happening. Their choice to wait two hours until going in will be treated as the right decision, causing a strawman minority community activist who wanted them to engage the shooter to eat crow. Afterward, the dynamic duo will retire to the family dinner table where they'll bitch about how civilians don't respect cops while alluding to the Texas tragedy.

Shablagoo posted...

Exactly. Stop expecting to be called heroes.

I wish I had that epic rant from a miltary veteran who was venting that cops wanted the same honors and respect as him, but didn't want to put in the training. He concluded with saying that if they wanted to be soldiers so bad then join the military, don't become cops.

That reminds me of the book "Mommie Dearest."

Joan Crawford would throw huge birthday and Christmas parties for her 10 year old daughter that she would invite all the press to attend. Then to make herself look good, she would have her daughter announce that all her toys that she received would be donated to an orphanage. As a result, Crawford's daughter never gott any toys for her birthday or Christmas when she was a child.

Ruvan22 posted...

You forgot the third - That it was all part of his plan and things that seemed bad is actually good/better than what's down the line

There's also a fourth:
God is testing humanity to see if their faith is strong enough.

This was a plot point to a Hallmark movie my neighbor was watching. A widow had her husband and both her children die in an accident and so she turned from God. The Pollyanna heroine renewed her faith by convincing her that God was testing her and that she was disappointing both God and her dead family by turning against him. IRL, I would have thought that argument would have increased the widow's hatred for God.

A_Good_Boy posted...

No mention of the demon rape scene in Dark Tower yet?

That one taught me that King isn't attracted to black women at all. He keeps vaguely describing Susan as a beautiful black woman, but the highly descriptive sexual prose about her body doesn't start until parts of her body start turning into a white woman and it's only reserved for the parts of her body that are white.

Here's another one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVsYckNXYqM

Oldies but goodies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtkFZPl_YUA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B01XHqInwM

There are a ton of Boomers in Hong Kong who blame her for Bruce Lee's death. It's wild. I was introduced to the concept in a YouTube comments section under an interview she was doing in Cantonese. It became a deep dive through the Internet from there.

IfGodCouldDie posted...

And once they are all elected just fucking destroy the GOP?

This is what the Federalist Society was created for. They screened candidates to see if they were true believers before backing them. One thing that really bumped up your cache with them was if you had close family who were already members. After that, members were constantly subjected to purity tests to prove their convictions.

People make a big deal about "Chariots of Fire" but my favorite Vangelis piece from that movie is still "Abraham's Theme."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc4y3mdBTic

Some other favorites.

"Love Theme" from Bladerunner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9KAqhbIZ7o

"Alpha" from Carl Sagan's Cosmos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SynSKWw0vqA

I'm going to list four sex comedies that I feel are hardcore 80s:

Bachelor Party - It's a sex comedy and Tom Hanks first starring movie role.
Once Bitten - Jim Carey sex comedy about vampires and his first starring role.
The Last American Virgin - Dramedy that is too fucking true to life.
Valley Girl - Nicholas Cage's first major role. Also topless EG Daily (voice actress of Tommy Pickles)

I think the only two that could be considered cult classics are The Last American Virgin and Valley Girl. The other two are fun but average.

NeonOctopus posted...

How is there so many pics of her lol

The beach volleyball games have a camera option that lets you take snapshots.

ZMythos posted...

As a teacher, it's not that easy anymore.

Absolutely. My sister is a teacher. Her school has to deal with a violent 9 year old girl who regularly attacks students and teachers alike. The girl is also intelligent enough to call child services on faculty, which she has done twice in the past. If she ever gets into a fight, teachers are instructed to call the cops instead of getting involved. Otherwise the story quickly becomes, "teacher hurt student while school stood by."

Ricemills posted...

wasn't later investigation revealed that the report on Iraq's involvement was fabricated or manipulated by Kuwait?

Yah, that's what outside parties determined. I didn't know the outcome, just the assassination attempt. All I remember was when Iraq was announced, I thought it was Dubya letting a personal vendetta affect his decision.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

because he was just trying to impress his Daddy

You joke, but back in the late 90s there was a thwarted assassination attempt on Bush Sr. that had been ordered by Hussein. I felt this also played a part in Dubya invading Iraq.

party_animal07 posted...

At some point, Nabisco said fuck it and decided Oreos would be every flavor.

I think they're just jealous of Japanese Kit-Kats.

Poprocks probably.

As an aside, Poprocks hurt like a mutha when a couple detonate in your throat. Happened to me as a kid and I've since avoided them.

Ultra-Instinct was the only hype transformation I'd seen since SSJ2, and that was only because SSJ2 was Gohan surpassing his father. UI felt like actual progress because Goku was using a different method to tap a new power and the buildup to it made it worthwhile.

Todd Rundgren - I Saw The Light
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z52Lfbc60YI

Giorgio Moroder - Chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViN2bRGrBx8

Brenda Lee - All Alone Am I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiLyhQGRdoo

TheVipaGTS posted...

We have states trying to classify it as murder, people trying to make it legal for the potential father to sue a woman who gets an abortion, they dont want to make exceptions for incest and rape

Supposedly, this was common in certain Southern states before Roe v Wade. There was one harrowing story about a woman who miscarried on a hospital bed and the doctor couldn't touch anything until the police showed up. By law, the bed was considered a crime scene. Evidence had to be collected so that a court could determine if the miscarriage had been induced or not.

SiO4 posted...

You can't post that without mentioning Mile Davis.

Well yah, it was a given that all these kids were being named after Miles Davis. Miles Davis was having a resurgence in popularity in the late eighties within the black community.

When Tails first appeared I thought he was personality-wise a little black kid just based on his name being "Miles." Back in the early 90s, "Miles" was a popular baby name in the black community. Hell, Gordon and Susan on Sesame Street named their son Miles.

BlingBling22947 posted...

right now they're scrambling to find a queen with identical markings like some sitcom

Is Scott Thompson busy?

Girl midget goes surfing with her friends while attending high school.

GranolaPanic posted...

GranolaPanic posted...

A Necromancer is cursed to live life without touching anyone they care about.

Bumping mine since Im surprised no one guessed it yet.

Pushing Daisies

masterpug53 posted...

that one pic clearly shows that Kim K altered the dress to squeeze her big ass into it, and that's when she crossed the line.

True. The pic of Kim K shows that there are draw strings at the waist line. Those strings are missing in the picture with Marilyn Monroe.

FurryPhilosifer posted...

It didn't fit. She dieted for weeks to try and fit into it, and still couldn't zip it up. Presumably because she had her ass artificially engorged.

She's a known liar so why even believe her when she says she dieted? She seems like the type who would discreetly have the dress tailored to fit her and then lie about it to stroke her own ego.

Ryven posted...

Keep in mind that all Anakin/Padme scenes/dialogue were written by George Lucas, which explains how awkward and nonsensical a lot of them are.

George Lucas comes from a time when audiences didn't empathize with faceless minions dying or question the socioeconomic motives that brought a henchman to work for the fleshed out main antagonist. They were merely targets. You just have to see an old episode of Johnny Quest where they are gleefully killing tribesmen, Communists, and henchmen to see that in action. Lucas forgot that times have changed. What was once standard behavior audiences expected from the heroes is now interpreted as signs of sociopathy.

It tickles me that there are vocal "Game of Thrones" fans who hope GRRM drops dead so that another writer could step in and finish the series. GRRM knows of their existence and has addressed them in the past.

Zikten posted...

Isn't there a theory that under their clothes, they might be human or something similar?

Tatooine is a post-apocalyptic desert world that was formally a forest planet. The Jawas and the sand people are the mutant descendants of an ancient pre-hyperspace civilization that destroyed itself and their world in a civil war. They've all but forgotten the origin of their people and most of their ruins are buried under kilometers of sand.

That's at least how I've heard it, but there are probably other origins in the EU.

Kasparian still had faith in the Democrats? I thought TYT and the Justice Democrats plan was to takeover the Democratic Party by filling it with progressives since a third party was not viable.

pegusus123456 posted...

Think it's mostly the makeup and a bad picture. The super pale foundation and super dark eyeshadow make her look a little weird. Pictures from other angles have her look pretty much the same as she always did.

I remember this cosmetologist to the stars who made every model she dealt with look 40. She used more foundation than a mortician. She even managed to make a 16 year old look like she was 30 years older. It baffled me as to how she had so many clients.

RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

I love that, so pure and wholesome like much of Pokemon.

One thing I miss about corded phones was how creatively shaped some were. A shaped charger seems like a cool return to form.

TeaMilk posted...

Slept horribly last night, had a dream cornman was being really mean to me and then it morphed into another poop nightmare. How do i free myself?

I've had a reoccuring nightmare since childhood where someone kidnapped me, cut off my arms and legs, and either threw me into the pit of an outhouse or into a sewer. I would sink in a pool of feces as waste poured down my nose and throat.

I know what caused the dreams. It was from a true story I heard on TV as a very young child. It was about a hitchhiker who had her arms cut off and was then stuffed in a concrete sewer pipe where she was left for dead. Somehow she survived and was able to identify her kidnapper to police.

mybbqrules posted...

Yes. Ben and Jerry's made it. I saw it one time for a period of about a week and a half or so at Grocery Outlet, before they ran out. It was marzipan ice cream with marzipan cookie pieces and a marzipan swirl, and it was fucking delicious.

I was so disappointed in not having enough marzipan flavor that I made my own marzipan icecream.

I have a ton of homemade marzipan I freeze for baking. I added some of the still hot custard ice cream base to the marzipan chunks and blitzed it in a food processor. I then added it back to the icecream base and dyed it green. After making the ice cream, I swirled in some raspberry preserves.

I called my made up icecream flavor "Princess Cake". It had a very strong rich marzipan flavor, but the mouth feel was slightly chalky. I blame it on the almonds that I used in the marzipan not being ground fine enough.

The Popo posted...

Scary thing is he didnt really play to his potential. Hed regularly play himself into shape as the season went along. If hed been dedicated to being the best player he possibly could have been (giving 100% rather than like 75%), he probably could have had a shot at being the all time greatest.

He was never really interested in improving his game. When he was still on the Lakers, there were stories about how Phil Jackson had to drag him kicking and screaming into practice. One time, Jackson was on NPR Fresh Air gushing about how Shaq was practicing his free throw. Not improving his free throw, but just practicing on improving it. And I'm sitting there in my car in traffic thinking "Mother fucker, you are a professional athlete, you are supposed to be practicing. Did you expect a fucking cookie?"