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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

Philó?

That's a Spanish joke.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

For some pretty innocuous jokes. I hope I didn't violate your virgin eyes with my common place sarcasm. The kinds of things normal people say on a daily basis need to be censored in media, for some reason.

GameFAQs used to be my respite to escape the ever-present nightmare of being me. Now even this stupid website has rejected me. The one thing I could find solace in was that even though everyone even on CE hated me, I could always come back to be part of the community, as myself. It didn't matter what you thought; I could stay here, and no one would force me out. CE was always here at the end of the day. Now the time has come where that just isn't true, anymore. I don't want to stay to see all of my alts get Warned, as well. I always knew it would come to this, I just wish it weren't at a time when the rest of my life is in shambles.

Have fun in SafeSpaceFAQs, guys. I'm going to go yell at random people on the street.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

O bby
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

Everybody wanna hump the Trump
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

It's not a fad, they've been doing it for almost 15 years
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

Step 1: Go to college bar

Step 2: Get drunk

Step 3: Find drunk girls

Step 4: Repeat until sex
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

But I still love sausage
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

It's 2017. I mean, what the fuck?
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

Gee, that would be horrible and illogical.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

I mean like a gelatinous, half octopus, half bat kind of nightmare creature. Hell yeah.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

Gotta love discovering alts when your main gets warned for other peoples' racism!
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

There's absolutely no way any investment is going to increase in value 700,000x. And you can't buy Bitcoins on any stock exchanges. I believe you just buy Bitcoins on their "wallet" thing, and can switch it back to cash whenever; I could be wrong, about that.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

Of course, there's no way to know if this actually happened, or if it's some weird Lifetime movie power fantasy.

Two weeks ago I was sitting on the bus on my way home from school when a freshman (who a few weeks prior basically bludgeoned a classmate and was never caught for it) leaned toward me from across the isle, pulled out my headphones, and whispered... "Can I eat you out?" in my ear. At first I was simply shocked- I asked him what he said, he repeated the question, and then I told him to never ask me that question again. I sat on the bus feeling my face and hands grow hot and sweaty. I can't describe the feeling, but it sucked.
Well, I was in my art class last week when I walked across the room to ask my teacher a question. I had to bend down to pick something up that I had dropped, and the freshman and his friend happened to be sitting behind me (I'm a junior, but since this is an elective class, all grades can be mixed together). When I bent over I heard whispers, giggles, and dirty remarks coming from behind me. I immediately turned around and shot the boys a dirty look. Then, for the third time, he said... "Hey, I know I already asked you this question, but can I PLEASE eat you out?" At that moment my teacher turned around and asked me what my question was. As I talked to my teacher, I couldn't get those five words out of my head. I felt so angry and upset. I rehearsed my comeback in my head.
When I finished talking to my teacher, I leaned over, got uncomfortably close to the kid's face, and I yelled in my LOUDEST and BRAVEST voice: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're rude, disrespectful, and disgusting. NEVER ask me that question again. I'll get you expelled for that shit." Immediately the whole class went completely silent, my teacher stared at me, and back to the freshman, and pulled me into the hallway to explain what happened. When I got into the hallway I broke down in tears, and my teacher sent me to the dean's office where I wrote a statement and received apologies and reassurance from administration. The freshman was suspended.
This might seem kind of silly, but for someone who is shy and doesn't typically stick up for themselves, I feel pretty triumphant! (-:
EDIT: Thank you for such kind words and awesome stories! I'm reading all of your comments with such happiness.
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

What kind of Candyland bullshit world do we live in, these days?
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

"Yo-ho, yo-ho, near the hooks, I'll never go"
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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg

White girl: "Black guys only."


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Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons.
http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg