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TopicJust when you thought that Larry David was an open-minded, good person...
Kungfu Kenobi
09/15/17 11:57:26 PM
#9
You know the swastika is coming, and it gets you anyway. That's good comedy.
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TopicMan on CNN: 'I believe in the first amendment and boobs'
Kungfu Kenobi
09/15/17 9:33:38 PM
#9
It's her decision to take that personally "as a woman". She has boobs, but she's making this about her boobs when that's not what was being said there.
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TopicDo you like pewdiepie?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/12/17 2:08:54 PM
#15
MICHALECOLE posted...
But if you're dropping a hard r n word when you're mad you're probably a racist


I think when we live in a culture that makes the n word the "worst word imaginable" having it slip out as an expletive by those fumbling in the heat of the moment for the "worst word imaginable" requires no further explanation.

Now most people don't shout the n word when they stub their toe really hard (though admittedly, I have) but most people don't make a living saying outrageous things either. In short, I pretty much take pewds at his word when he says he's just an idiot.
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TopicWhy is there always a cat on my chair?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/11/17 4:20:36 PM
#2
Mario_VS_DK posted...
Sometimes I just want to have the whole chair to myself. You know?


Then why do you have cats?
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TopicHow old were you when you started going about by yourself?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/07/17 11:53:32 AM
#5
5 or 6

By the time I was 13-ish I was old enough to take a 3500 mile bus trip with no adult supervision.
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TopicThis California Girl caused OUTRAGE after she made a CAKE that said KILL NAZIS!
Kungfu Kenobi
09/07/17 2:25:03 AM
#23
I find the "Resist Fascism" cake ironic. I mean, you first you fat obnoxious poser: make a Antifa Are Terrorists cake.
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TopicDo you prefer yahoo or msn news?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/06/17 11:20:55 PM
#4
I let youtubers and duckbear deal with all that.
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TopicOh gawd, I'm banned from 4chan for a month!
Kungfu Kenobi
09/05/17 3:59:01 PM
#14
PyroBlade1985 posted...
How do you get banned from 4chan?! Did you say Rick and Morty sucks?


4chan hates 'Reddit and Memey' now.
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TopicHow big is your house and what do you pay for it monthly?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/04/17 10:56:50 PM
#33
Apartment
3 bedroom 1 bathroom 1300 sq ft
$750 utilities included.
New Brunswick, Canada

It's a nice place in a good neighborhood. Pretty happy with the arrangement.
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TopicYou all should get married.
Kungfu Kenobi
09/04/17 10:37:30 PM
#49
After 17 years with the same person, the only thing marriage would change are certain tax and legal benefits that don't really apply to us anyway.
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Topicwhich position do you sit to poop?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/04/17 5:46:29 PM
#9
Hand stand
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TopicI wish could download a pizza
Kungfu Kenobi
09/04/17 12:37:15 AM
#8
darcandkharg31 posted...
pssh, downloading pizza and not a car, dis is y ur fat


He'd just use the car to drive to Dominos y'know.
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TopicThinking of learning to code, where to start
Kungfu Kenobi
09/03/17 6:25:45 AM
#23
mastermix3000 posted...
Google doesnt help since im getting a gazillion different starting points


That's because there is a gazillion starting points, and picking any one of them is probably fine.

Python isn't a bad choice if you're really new, and want as little hassle as possible while you're sorting out the absolute basics. In general, I lean toward C# as being in the sweet spot between ease of use and suitability for large projects.
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TopicIf you wanna make the world a better place...
Kungfu Kenobi
09/01/17 10:07:24 PM
#20
shadowsword87 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
He says

On a computer


He's clearly using a phone.


Phones are computers these days.
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TopicIf you wanna make the world a better place...
Kungfu Kenobi
09/01/17 8:49:55 PM
#13
WastelandCowboy posted...
...take a look at yourself and then make a change.


Don't tell me what to do. >:|
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TopicIs there a term for someone who is hyperintelligent, but dumb as a rock?
Kungfu Kenobi
09/01/17 8:43:12 PM
#14
supergamer19 posted...
Book smart.


Book smart is the mirror opposite of this. Book smart is someone that's been educated but might not be all that bright or is lacking practical experience.

The question, as asked, is someone who is razor sharp in terms of brain power, but totally unrefined. The word "ignorant" applies fairly literally, and I'd have to dig out a thesaurus to find a similar word that doesn't have quite the same pejorative (and I can't be arsed).
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TopicDo you agree that that police Lt. should have been fired?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/31/17 11:19:50 PM
#13
I think this is a case where just letting him know he's been a dumbass is probably all that was needed, but I don't entirely disagree with firing him because it shouldn't have happened in the first place.
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TopicGuys of potd who are older than 23, would you date a 19 or 20 year old?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/31/17 11:03:58 PM
#49
I'm 36 and would find 19-20 a little young for me. It's not out of the question, but I'm technically old enough to be her dad.
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TopicCan a person poop a live ant?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/31/17 10:18:56 PM
#5
Depends on which end it entered from.
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TopicDo you think there would be a market for intelligent, sentient, AIs and robots?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/31/17 10:17:02 PM
#8
Hypothetically, yes of course.

Hypothetically, Communism works.

DarkKirby2500 posted...
Funnily enough, there was a company that succeeded in created a "brain" computer that housed a fully intelligent, sentient AI, but the project was shut down after their first prototype because it was decided that sentient AIs have no market appeal over non sentient AIs since they can't be forced to blindly do something passionately and risk disobeying.


That statement taken at face value...

In practice, AI not approaching sentience but that can still perform pretty sophisticated tasks (cooking, stock trading, conversation, driving, playing video games) is developing by leaps and bounds every year, while machine based "thinking" (as we typically understand the term in humans) struggles with really simple things (among them being "off switches"). Sooner or later we'll figure out how to have these non-sentient routines existing under a single hardware platform (a single device that can make dinner, clean, drive, fuck, and hold up its end of a conversation), and whoever does that will make a killing selling robot waifus. That shit's around the corner, all while sentient AI is still in the lab.

I can't say for certain that a mix of market demands and practical considerations will always continue to drive non-sentient AI to outpace sentient AI, but that's the direction we're headed. The fact is with all the added expense, complications, and downsides, we don't really want sentient AI that much.
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Topici fucking hate owning property
Kungfu Kenobi
08/29/17 7:06:29 PM
#10
My guess, she realized that it'll be obvious she caused the pest problem and is in panic BS mode.
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Topicpunch a nazi!
Kungfu Kenobi
08/28/17 4:21:40 PM
#53
OhhhJa posted...
you'd be hard pressed to find leftists who will decry shitty violent groups within their own party


If you don't count Sargon subscribers as left.
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TopicWatching YouTube is so overwhelming
Kungfu Kenobi
08/28/17 3:42:50 AM
#26
Ivalice_VKP posted...
Does anyone feel this way? I have over 100 channels that I'm subbed to and it's hard to keep up with everything.


That depends heavily on their upload rate, the length of their videos, and how interested you are in each and every video.

I have in that ballpark of subs, but almost none of them upload very often. Some of them have a weekly schedule, and only two or three have anything close to daily content. So it's not hard for me to keep up.

dedbus posted...
Sounds like you're letting the algorithm force feed shit down your throat. Just search for what you want to watch and ignore the like, favorite, subscribe, bs.


Nah fuck that. Having a nice curated list of your favorite Youtubers is great.
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TopicThis NJ Priest downloaded CHILD PORN out of REVENGE on GOD for making him LOSE!
Kungfu Kenobi
08/28/17 1:18:26 AM
#5
While gambling is not strictly forbidden in the Bible, Greed is a sin and God may have caused those losses to test the man. Instead of taking the losses as an opportunity to reflect, he goes full degenerate, and gives God (and all standards of decency) the finger by digging up a bunch of child sex abuse... because that'll show God who he's messing with.

Fuck this guy.
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Topicpunch a nazi!
Kungfu Kenobi
08/27/17 7:46:31 PM
#40
Kana posted...
Zikten posted...
yea even when the nazis are gone, Anti fa will not just fade away. they will find a new target

Slippery slope fallacy.


>Taking Antifa at their word
>Slippery slope

Liberals get the bullet too.
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TopicWell, my youngest sister is not going to sleep tonight
Kungfu Kenobi
08/25/17 1:12:32 AM
#13
DiduXD posted...
and racist words(and, no I'm not posting what it is).


Is she at least using slurs related to your race/ethnicity?
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TopicFree speech does not equal Hate speech
Kungfu Kenobi
08/22/17 11:21:56 PM
#4
Gamerz4Justice posted...
we will silence anyone who dares oppose use [sic].


Sounding a bit like a fascist there: please report to your nearest face-punching station as per protocol.
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TopicThe last movie you've seen in theaters?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/22/17 6:06:22 PM
#35
Iron Man 2, maybe. It's been a while.

I couldn't be arsed to get out to see the new Star Wars movies, and in hindsight I wasn't missing much.
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TopicWould you touch Taylor Swift's butt for one dollar?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/21/17 2:39:01 AM
#28
ChaoticKnuckles posted...
I'm not sure how her having bad taste in the men she dates has anything to do with a guy groping her. So she breaks up with a lot of dudes, all that means is that she's not good at relationships. One doesn't really have anything to do with the other.


You're being WAAAAAY too literal with me here.
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TopicThis 24 y/o Connecticut Girl DEFENDS her Relationship to a 64 YEAR OLD MAN!!!
Kungfu Kenobi
08/20/17 6:51:35 PM
#12
Sahuagin posted...
Zeus posted...
the guy looks fantastic for his age...she looks awful for hers.

this


Seriously. Cosmetically speaking, they don't look that far apart.
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TopicWould you touch Taylor Swift's butt for one dollar?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/20/17 3:48:40 PM
#22
Zikten posted...
Someone already came up with the theory that she backed up into his hand and then freaked out on him


I almost believe this. How many breakup songs can she sing before I start to wonder if she's the one who has a problem with falling ass-backward into situations with guys and not dealing with it maturely?

But even if that's true, I don't think it was any accident that his hand was somewhere she could back into like that. So I'mna go with the official story here.
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TopicWould you touch my butt for one dollar?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/20/17 3:32:13 PM
#6
knightoffire55 posted...
I might even throw in some cheap Whiskey.


I'm going to need that in advance.
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TopicMemes are ruining humor.
Kungfu Kenobi
08/18/17 7:35:12 PM
#2
>Appropriating something that may not have been funny in its original context
>Using it to express something humorously outside of that original context
>Ruining humor


762YY4r

>Using meme arrows in a non-image board.
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TopicWait.... where does it say in the Bible that life can't evolve?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/16/17 11:21:49 PM
#37
Zeus posted...
Pretty sure evolution as a concept would require either a fossil record or for them to track the differences of animals over time, so the fact that ancient man didn't observe the changes then record it in the Bible (or, alternatively, "it wasn't significant enough for mention") doesn't make the omission significant. Further, there are a lot of scientific phenomena not listed in the Bible which people might have encountered.


That's a discussion to have with Kent Hovind, not me.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/16/17 8:59:48 PM
#10
Sorry I'm late!

https://youtu.be/uOx4MOrhUIU?t=29s
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TopicWait.... where does it say in the Bible that life can't evolve?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/16/17 8:49:17 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
To be fair, it's not as if the people writing the stories would have any capacity to understand that as a concept, and the people they wanted to read it certainly wouldn't.

Imagine yourself traveling back in time and trying to explain what a cel phone is and how it was made to a caveman, without resorting to "ehh, umm... okay, it's sort of like magic" to explain away some concept that they're thousands of years away from ever understanding.


I do imagine that, because all nerds imagine sending relatively advanced technology back in time. But that's neither here nor there.

I don't think that's fair at all. There are plenty of metaphors for iterative construction that would be readily grasped by bronze-agers. None are apparent in a straight reading of Genesis. So even as an allegory it's hard to argue that Genesis doesn't contradict evolution, at least implicitly by the omission of such a metaphor.

We're talking about the Kent Hovinds of the world, people who take a very strong (and decidedly selective) stance against anything the Bible doesn't say. Why it doesn't say it isn't of any relevance to them, and the fact that they dismiss the notion of the Bible being a product of its time is extremely important to addressing Lok's question. This is a point that differentiates something like Young Earth Creationists from other Christians.

As for Leviticus, my takeway is that it shows the importance of having some working clocks to test a broken clock against. Elsewise you gum things up with at least 5 needless chapters on the magical properties of goats amidst some decent advice on not drinking too much alcohol.

(Also, I don't have a fucking clue how Paul saw the world, let alone think a certain way about it. :p)
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TopicWait.... where does it say in the Bible that life can't evolve?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/16/17 6:06:43 PM
#19
Lokarin posted...
How can a Christian say evolution isn't real, when it's NOT contradictory to the Bible in the first place?


It's not IN the Bible either though, and a straight forward reading of Genesis gives the impression that God just went *poof* there's a doggy. God spending millions of years pushing DNA around doesn't get a mention, and would probably be worth noting.
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TopicIcoyar/Whatpoll. I want to help you
Kungfu Kenobi
08/16/17 11:56:31 AM
#14
RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd outbid y'all and pay a prostitute directly for her time to save her from having to go near him.


I'd put in for that.
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TopicHow many days a week would you say is enough to master driving a car?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/14/17 2:40:32 AM
#23
ShinRaKnight posted...
Just pay for driving lessons. They are set up like the driver's test, a couple of those and you will be fine.


It's not usual to get a price break on car insurance if you've taken decent driving lessons, so it's really something to look into.
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TopicWait, Zeus is defending actual Nazis now?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/13/17 8:50:50 PM
#104
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The irony is that subversive acts in places without free speech would see him jailed. He literally couldn't do what he is doing without going to prison in many countries.


No kidding. The far left argument for Free Speech is pretty straight forward: it enumerates the right for marginalized groups to have a voice.
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TopicWait, Zeus is defending actual Nazis now?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/13/17 8:47:58 PM
#102
TheCyborgNinja posted...
This would be so much easier if certain people admitted they don't support freedom of speech. I don't mean that in a passive-aggressive way, but a literal one. If people planting their flag in the far-left "feelings above all" camp plainly stated that it was against their agenda, rather than say one thing and act oppositely, these debates would be easier for both parties.


Yeah like this guy

usaajfc
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TopicHow do you guys feel about white people wearing "black lives matter"..
Kungfu Kenobi
08/13/17 8:44:14 PM
#13
Lokarin posted...
Since black lives are a subset of all lives it's perfectly fair to partake in the sentiment.


Pretty much this. To the degree that any lives matter, which I don't take as a given.
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TopicWait, Zeus is defending actual Nazis now?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/13/17 7:11:32 PM
#44
Zeus posted...
However, if you were going to peg actual Nazis in this day and age, one side is using violence to protest free speech, one side is burning books, one side wants the government to nationalize everything, and one side is openly socialist. The problem is that it's not the side you're calling Nazis.

TheCyborgNinja posted...
Yes, the irony isn't lost on me. They both take elements of Nazi ideology to make their own. It's like a 2017 Nazi-lite civil war.


You're both wrong.

The thing is, there are plenty of heavy handed authoritarian approaches and viewpoints that aren't Nazi. Being a violent ideologue doesn't make you a Nazi. It's not that they're suppressing and oppressing, it's who and why.

What we have here is more like Commies vs. Nazis, to put it crudely.

Zeus posted...
However, in general, you shouldn't be calling anybody Nazis because it demonstrates a lack of understanding in history and it diminishes the evil associated with the Nazi party.


Say what? Neo-nazis don't even make sense outside of a historical context, because they follow the ideas of Literally Hitler. It's more diminishing not to call them Nazis, because it denies that Nazism is alive today.
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TopicWait, Zeus is defending actual Nazis now?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/13/17 6:11:08 PM
#17
Zeus posted...
And, if you said that some of them were Neo-Nazis, I wouldn't argue that point.


Not.

A valid.

point of contention.
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TopicWait, Zeus is defending actual Nazis now?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/13/17 6:07:39 PM
#11
Zeus posted...
1) I pointed out that they're not Nazis.


You're a deliberately obtuse pedant if you think that's even a remotely valid point of contention. They're definitely neo-nazis, or at least some of them were.

That's not some epithet either, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odal_rune
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TopicHow much would you estimate your physical game collection is worth?
Kungfu Kenobi
08/12/17 8:27:57 PM
#37
DorkLink posted...
Do you guys who think games aren't worth anything only own modern ones or something? Older games have been pretty steadily going up in value in the last ten years


My modern-ish games collection isn't worth much. It was mostly pulled from bargain bins, Greatest Hits releases, or bought used at a pretty steep discount compared to when it was new. I doubt I could even find takers for Army of Two, let alone assign a value to it.

My PS2 collection is another story. A few of those go for more now than I paid for them.
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TopicDarn. I need to do laundry, but my cat is snuggling on my lap.
Kungfu Kenobi
08/12/17 7:37:53 PM
#13
Mario_VS_DK posted...
Yeah. I bet you couldn't get mad at something that floofy, right?


Pffft, no freaking way. I mean, here's what I had to put up with. What am I supposed to do about this?

1vDHp1N
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TopicI miss being a kid
Kungfu Kenobi
08/11/17 7:49:15 PM
#6
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
I like having money and car.


I have neither of these things and I still don't miss being a kid.
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TopicI love Winx Club
Kungfu Kenobi
08/11/17 6:38:52 PM
#5
Benedine posted...
feeling so unmanly right now


I don't see anything particularly unmanly about having an interest in this

j3BkDX4

KevinceKostner posted...
Where's that kungfu guy at


I was making burgers.
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Topicearthworm jim creator insults transgender writer on twitter
Kungfu Kenobi
08/10/17 4:07:11 AM
#153
DeathMagnetic80 posted...
out of respect


Anything even resembling respect would give weight to conservative views. Especially since reasonable people can disagree on this. This is about deference based on personal preferences, not respect, and it is not obvious at all who should be deferred to.

You think this guy's an asshole? I'll have you know you're doing a fine job you invalidating another person's point of view, personal preferences, judgements, and lived experiences. Sounds pretty assholish to me.
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