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TopicTacos topped with sour cream
Carlbertomfg
07/17/17 2:07:34 PM
#3
I've seen less tragic school shootings.
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TopicPlus-sized cosplayer Momokun rant on facebook *nsfw
Carlbertomfg
07/17/17 2:02:33 PM
#99
Would really like to know where all of her confidence comes from.
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TopicSo how did you deal with characters being cut in previous fighting games?
Carlbertomfg
07/17/17 11:10:39 AM
#10
Stupid Guilty gear. . . I just want Anji back. =(
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TopicWhat's a game you feel is/was underappreciated
Carlbertomfg
07/15/17 9:55:06 AM
#4
Shadow Hearts 2
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TopicI feel like I was meant to die young.
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 5:29:48 PM
#8
Is anyone really meant to do anything? You just kind of live until you don't. What you do with the time is your own. At least that's what I tell myself until I find the courage to do otherwise.
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TopicI can't believe women don't want me.
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 4:30:08 PM
#26
This all looks really, really familiar.
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TopicWhat's your go-to pair of shoes?
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 4:01:46 PM
#6
High-jump boots.
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TopicEVO this weekend
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 3:39:38 PM
#13
Pics_nao_plz posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Joke tournament will remain a joke tournament until they bring in a real damn fighting game.


Eternal Champions and Primal rage are a much better test of skill and wit.

Here's your reply. Now fuck off


Looks like someone is still bitter from getting bodied by a fierce Rax.
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TopicEVO this weekend
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 3:30:54 PM
#10
Joke tournament will remain a joke tournament until they bring in a real damn fighting game.


Eternal Champions and Primal rage are a much better test of skill and wit.
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TopicIs it bias or unfair that the moderation team here is heavily liberal?
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 2:34:07 PM
#77
I'm still pissed off for being modded for saying if I got shot anywhere I'd prefer it be in a hospital.
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TopicI asked a girl I've been talking to for a long time if she wanted a relationship
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 2:04:08 PM
#102
Dragonblade01 posted...
If your strategy actually worked you wouldn't still be making these topics.

So stop using your strategy.



Sounds like quitter talk to me.
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TopicATTN: Magic the Gathering players
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 1:10:04 PM
#14
Buy a couple of booster boxes from previous sets. They'll run fairly cheap (depending on the set) and you should get enough cards to put together a pair of fairly competitive decks.
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TopicI asked a girl I've been talking to for a long time if she wanted a relationship
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 1:08:28 PM
#75
Tadamoto15 posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
dude shut the fuck up just cuz a girl calls you baby doesnt mean sparks are flying

Kiss my ass you piece of shit


Yes . . . yes. . . Unleash the beast!
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TopicI asked a girl I've been talking to for a long time if she wanted a relationship
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 11:53:45 AM
#46
I have it on good authority he's meeting these ladies on Ragnarok Online.
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TopicHey guys my Prompto cosplay came in this morning
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 11:31:15 AM
#17
I mean. . . if you know damn well Prompto doesn't wear size 38 pants why do a cosplay? You can fit like six Prompto's and half the regalia in those.
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TopicI asked a girl I've been talking to for a long time if she wanted a relationship
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 11:19:28 AM
#24
Hahaha holy shit. This is exactly what it would look like if 12 year old me were trying to catfish some older gals. Don't ever change, bro. Money can't buy this kind of creepy nostalgia.
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TopicDie monster!
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 11:07:40 AM
#9
CrimsonAngeI posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
CrimsonAngeI posted...
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.


What is a man!? A miserable pile of secrets!

But enough talk! Have at you!


*crash*

*UGH* "Ho, ho, ho" *UGH* "Ho, ho, Ho" *UGH* "Ho, ho, ho"
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TopicDie monster!
Carlbertomfg
07/13/17 10:49:02 AM
#5
CrimsonAngeI posted...
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.


What is a man!? A miserable pile of secrets!
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TopicKefka is the most over rated villain in video game history SPOILERS
Carlbertomfg
07/12/17 1:50:42 PM
#8
Nobody even references Final Fantasy 6 anymore. How can he be overrated if nobody talks about him?
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TopicFire Pro Wrestling World General
Carlbertomfg
07/12/17 1:02:06 PM
#2
Holy shit FPWR for the PS2 ate up more of me and my friends free time than it had any right to. Best create a character in any game ever.
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TopicHave you ever had a lightning strike fry some of your electronics?
Carlbertomfg
07/12/17 1:00:41 PM
#2
Typical Texas thunderstorm. I was playing Diablo II. The power went out. That was the last time that computer played anything.
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TopicIs this a woman or man?
Carlbertomfg
07/12/17 12:12:13 PM
#6
Sweet Christ on ice. Went heavy on that eyeliner.
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TopicWords CEmen use to sound smart
Carlbertomfg
07/08/17 10:45:36 AM
#4
Cromulent.


Embiggen.
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TopicHow do you avoid a situation like this?
Carlbertomfg
07/06/17 3:22:27 PM
#2
By not clicking the link, mostly.
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TopicDo people actually think pedophilia is something you're born with?
Carlbertomfg
07/06/17 1:57:31 PM
#23
It's not their fault - it's those damn sexy kids.
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TopicWhy could snakes and donkeys talk in biblical times...
Carlbertomfg
07/06/17 1:18:33 PM
#20
Natural evolution caused their vocal chords to dissipate into nothing due to their innate ability to communicate through very subtle grunts and telepathic bursts.
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TopicCE, how do you pick up girls?
Carlbertomfg
07/06/17 12:42:42 PM
#16
I do push-ups and drown in a sea of vaginas.
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TopicWhen I was a 14yo babby Neon, I deeded to Sheena's status screen in Tales of Sym
Carlbertomfg
07/05/17 5:25:09 PM
#2
At least it wasn't to Celine's from the PSX Star Ocean: Second Story. My secret shame.
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TopicHows Disgaea 5?
Carlbertomfg
07/05/17 5:02:44 PM
#2
He a 5 because he look gud but ain't got no jawb.
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TopicBetter to finance a new car or buy an older car outright?
Carlbertomfg
07/05/17 4:17:24 PM
#2
Financing will go a long way towards developing your credit. Down the line banks will look at your major purchase history and how well you handed them.
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TopicI'll never be able to understand people that do drugs, and pay so much for them.
Carlbertomfg
07/05/17 2:50:18 PM
#2
I don't use them to enjoy the experience - just to enhance it.
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TopicWhat are some good, less well-known RPGs for the SNES?
Carlbertomfg
07/05/17 12:50:08 PM
#14
Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest.
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TopicWas rock music a fad?
Carlbertomfg
07/03/17 6:23:45 PM
#17
Whoa bro Panic! at the Disco has been rawking the scene back to life. God bless them for giving us the music we need. Not what we deser-YOU'RE EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOOOOO~OOOON
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TopicFYI Drag queens are a protected class on GameFAQs
Carlbertomfg
07/03/17 2:53:40 PM
#2
Well duh. They're royalty.
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Topichow are surgery's even possible?
Carlbertomfg
07/03/17 11:56:56 AM
#4
Through the magic of fiber-optics
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TopicDude with rooty-tooty point 'n shooty at building for the infirm
Carlbertomfg
06/30/17 3:56:06 PM
#3
Probably got hornswoggled by some flu jockey.
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TopicOh, I fucking hate Texas summers
Carlbertomfg
06/30/17 12:40:17 PM
#20
D-town representative. Unless you're working outside it ain't no big.
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TopicFat acceptance or fat shaming?
Carlbertomfg
06/29/17 6:19:46 PM
#4
I'll just internally laugh like I always did. Not my fault they want to put a delicious gun to their head.
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TopicLiterally pouring my heart out to this girl, and she gives me one word responses
Carlbertomfg
06/29/17 5:22:46 PM
#60
Hm. Your technique has always worked for me in the past. Keep doing you, bro. Brush off that fuckin' skank. The ladies love it when you reek of desperation and self loathing.
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TopicWhat Is your opining of me?
Carlbertomfg
06/29/17 12:21:49 PM
#3
I'm always pining for you.
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TopicI think a lot of people on here know they're being rude, but don't really care.
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 7:19:09 PM
#9
I'm just doing my best to ensure I add nothing to the conversation.
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TopicDo you think Nintendo will be to satisfy?
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 7:11:59 PM
#3
That's what she said.
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TopicMy girlfriend just expects me to drop everything all the time
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 6:40:55 PM
#26
Why is nobody talking about the real issue here? Wtf is a bean bag tournament?
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TopicDat feel when a chick you don't find attractive starts hitting one you
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 6:03:38 PM
#5
I internally applaud them for their courage and politely tell them I'm unavailable.
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TopicRemember The Office tried to trick us into thinking Jenna Fischer was hot
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 3:30:51 PM
#5
HELLA milf.
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Topicwhy is it that people on the internet are male until proven otherwise
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 3:28:55 PM
#11
Just playing the odds. Really depends on *what* part of the internet we're talking about as well.
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Topic8 years ago today, the world lost its greatest pitchman
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 2:48:14 PM
#2
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MO-urning.
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TopicWhy do women even wear bras?
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 2:36:20 PM
#9
You guys are so out of touch.


They're meant to hold in their wild, illogical emotions.
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TopicWhy cant they make 1080p vhs movies
Carlbertomfg
06/28/17 2:31:10 PM
#2
Sounds like you have a job to do. Be the hero we need.
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