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TopicThe Mummy Projected For a "middling" $40 Million Opening
Rob Cesternino
05/18/17 10:19:21 PM
#10
Tom Cruise is old

He looks old too
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Topic10 year old Indian girl was raped repeatedly by her stepfather and is pregnant
Rob Cesternino
05/16/17 2:02:09 AM
#1
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/15/world/asia/india-rape-abortion.html

NEW DELHI — A 10-year-old girl who was repeatedly raped by her stepfather, and who is now at least 20 weeks pregnant, may be forced to give birth because of India’s restrictive abortion law.

In a case that has become a glaring example of both impunity for rapists and a lack of women’s reproductive rights in India, a court must decide whether the pregnant girl is entitled to an abortion.

A medical board in the northern Indian state of Haryana said on Monday that the girl’s life had not been endangered by the pregnancy, a necessary condition under the law for most abortions conducted after 20 weeks. India enacted that law in part to discourage the widespread termination of female fetuses in a part of the world where boys are preferred.

In making its determination, the medical board said a court would have to determine whether the girl’s case meets the legal threshold of “exceptional circumstances” that justify an abortion.

The case came to light last Wednesday when the police received a tip on a help line dedicated to crimes against women. The caller was the girl’s mother, said Pankaj Nain, the police chief of Rohtak district in Haryana State.

Investigators found that the girl had been “repeatedly raped by her stepfather over a period of time,” said a police inspector at a Rohtak police station devoted to crimes against women.

“We found the girl in very miserable condition,” said the inspector, Garima, who, like many Indians, goes by a single name. The girl’s mother and stepfather worked as day laborers on construction sites, and her stepfather, who was in his early 20s, would exploit her mother’s absence to rape the girl, said Dr. S. K. Dhattarwal, the head of the forensic medicine department at Rohtak’s Post Graduate Institute of Medical Sciences.

The victim was examined by a medical board consisting of seven doctors, Dr. Dhattarwal said. They concluded that she was 10 to 12 years old, and that her pregnancy exceeded 20 weeks.

“She is traumatized and not able to speak properly,” Dr. Dhattarwal said. “She was not able to understand what was going on with her. She was subjected to sexual intercourse several times.”

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TopicDo you hate being single?
Rob Cesternino
05/15/17 2:46:27 AM
#36
Dash_Harber posted...
I'm not single, but sometimes I hate being married. :P


Do you ever get tempted to have sex with other women?
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TopicSo.... how exactly is Best Buy struggling?
Rob Cesternino
05/14/17 5:12:04 PM
#68
AzNDarkSamurai posted...
They're the only huge brick and mortar electronics store still around....


You forgot the Apple Store.
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Topicis TWICE the best K-pop group right now?
Rob Cesternino
05/13/17 4:35:39 PM
#2
And is Tzuyu your favorite member?
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Topicis TWICE your favourite K-pop group right now?
Rob Cesternino
05/13/17 4:31:57 PM
#5

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TopicTim Allen sitcom "Last Man Standing" canceled despite strong ratings
Rob Cesternino
05/11/17 9:04:08 PM
#84
This one is better:


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TopicTim Allen sitcom "Last Man Standing" canceled despite strong ratings
Rob Cesternino
05/11/17 8:55:20 PM
#82
Zanzenburger posted...
Another episode had Tim Allen's character trying to avoid making racist comments around his black neighbors that his wife invited to dinner, while hilariously failing. In the end of the day, though, the black neighbors revealed they were more uncomfortable with the wife's fake efforts to be PC than Allen's crude (but honest) comments that made fun of black people stereotypes. I didn't expect the episode to go in that direction.


This sounds hilarious. Did he say the N word?
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TopicVideo of a cheetah getting loose and going after people
Rob Cesternino
05/10/17 6:48:04 PM
#10
Were they able to kill it?
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Topicelder woman gets thrown in the pool after requesting kids to quiet down
Rob Cesternino
05/09/17 4:40:15 AM
#180
MARKINGRAM22 posted...
Funny how cjsdowg and the other regressives disappeared from this topic and the other one.

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TopicHarvard University to hold graduation ceremony exclusively for black students
Rob Cesternino
05/09/17 1:10:33 AM
#35
Asherlee10 posted...
I'm surprised this is happening so far up north.

In Mississippi, they would do things like have a white prom and a black prom, white homecoming and black homecoming.


Liberals are actually the most racist people.
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TopicI am kind of amazed at how much more traffic reddit gets than CE.
Rob Cesternino
05/06/17 4:12:17 PM
#6
Is there a CE equivalent on Reddit?
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TopicIn-N-Out heiress just became one of the youngest billionaires in America
Rob Cesternino
05/06/17 4:05:19 PM
#1
http://www.businessinsider.com/in-n-out-president-lynsi-snyder-inheritance-2017-5

Her grandparents created In-N-Out, and now she's inheriting $1.3 billion
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TopicWhat did hitler do wrong in the war?
Rob Cesternino
05/05/17 9:26:02 PM
#85
Wasn't Italy helping Germany? What were they doing?
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TopicAaron Paul was indeed amazing in Breaking Bad.
Rob Cesternino
05/05/17 8:11:37 PM
#3
Everyone was amazing, and they got better each season.

They really lucked out on casting these actors.
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TopicFCC to investigate, 'take appropriate action' on Stephen Colbert's Trump rant
Rob Cesternino
05/05/17 7:56:48 PM
#17
Of course Liberals would be ok with this homophobia.
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TopicTrayvon Martin to be awarded with college degree
Rob Cesternino
05/04/17 1:54:40 PM
#43
scorpion41 posted...
A degree in border patrol? He did beat up a Hispanic guy.


He's a White Hispanic, according to CNN.
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TopicGame Informer: Top 100 RPG's of All Time
Rob Cesternino
05/03/17 8:47:30 PM
#131
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night as an RPG
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TopicCNN refuses to post picture of black UT stabbing perpetrator
Rob Cesternino
05/02/17 8:16:11 PM
#44
Kendrex J. White, the suspect in a hunting knife attack that left one student dead and three others wounded at the University of Texas at Austin, may have been "suffering from mental health issues," UT Austin Police Chief David Carter said Tuesday.

I'm surprised that they didn't say the attacker was White.
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TopicWhat are your thoughts on George Zimmer?
Rob Cesternino
05/02/17 8:13:10 PM
#1
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TopicTrump "considers exercise misguided"
Rob Cesternino
05/02/17 8:12:11 PM
#22
He's a 70 year old man who works 12 hour work days while only sleeping 3 hours a night

Can your grandparents do that?
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TopicSo what is the deal with the Youtube crisis?
Rob Cesternino
04/29/17 12:37:10 AM
#55
YonicBoom posted...
A bunch of whiny bitches have to go get real jobs now.

Nothing is lost. Those who truly love the Youtube hobby will continue to put out good quality content. Those who were just cashing in will go be NEETs like they were before.


They're getting paid to literally do nothing, huh
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TopicMark Zuckerberg is worth $61 billion
Rob Cesternino
04/27/17 3:33:04 PM
#17
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Any of you have an idea for a social network to make us wealthy?


GameFaqs CE
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TopicSo, if fetishizing Asian women is bad...
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 5:42:31 PM
#8
I thought Russians were Asians

Russia is located in Asia, after all
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TopicSo is Bill Nye Saves the World as fucking awful as I hear it is?
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 5:41:24 PM
#86
spanky1 posted...
jXQMNpQ


Jewish
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TopicUber promises flying cars by 2020
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 3:28:29 AM
#1
https://www.wired.com/2017/04/uber-really-seriously-promises-flying-cars-2020/

UBER IS MORE than fly-curious about taking ridesharing to the air. The company announced Tuesday that it plans to roll out a network of flying cars in Dallas-Fort Worth and, of course, Dubai by 2020.

If that sounds ambitious, you possess a basic understanding of the challenges involved here. The kind of aircraft Uber envisions shuttling customers through the air—electric, with vertical takeoff and landing capability, and capable of flying 100 miles in just 40 minutes—don’t exist yet. Nor does the infrastructure to support them. The FAA, an agency not known for speed, must ensure these aircraft meet all federal safety regulations and figure out where and how they fit into a complex air traffic control system.

Instead of cracking those problems on its own, Uber plans to punt. It hopes to play the role of a catalyst, spurring manufacturers to build the aircraft, the FAA to figure out the regulations, and cities to wave them in. Company CEO Travis Kalanick apparently wants to play the role of Elon Musk, who came up with the idea for hyperloop and is letting everyone else figure out how to make it work. The reward for playing Kalanick’s game? Accessing Uber’s 55 million monthly active riders in nearly 600 cities worldwide.

And here’s the crazy part: Uber could make it happen. “I think 2020 is realistic for a vehicle that is not replacing an airplane but replacing a car,” says Richard Pat Anderson, director of the Flight Research Center at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. A purely electric aircraft might remain elusive, but a serial hybrid setup—where the aircraft carries a fuel-burning turbine to keep the juice flowing, much like the Chevrolet Volt—could work.

At its “Uber Elevate” summit Tuesday, the company announced a series of partnerships to start figuring this out. It has joined real estate companies Hillwood Properties in Texas and Dubai Holding in the UAE to identify locations for “vertiports” and get them built. Chargepoint, which operates 34,000 electric vehicle charging spots in North America and Australia, will design, develop, and deploy the infrastructure needed to keep the aircraft going. In a white paper Uber published in October, the company estimated it would need 1,000 aircraft and 83 vertiports, with 12 charging spots apiece, to serve three or four cities.

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TopicNever worked in sales...should I tech this work from home tech sales job?
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 12:58:38 AM
#9
Yeah, go for it then!

Like I said, the only thing would I ask them about is quotas. Some companies have unreasonably high quotas and expect you to sell a certain dollar amount each month, and if you don't, they'll let you go pretty quickly.
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TopicNever worked in sales...should I tech this work from home tech sales job?
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 12:47:51 AM
#7
Yeah, that generally means that someone else in the company has already established contact, and it's your job to try and seal the deal.

I would go for this job if you're comfortable talking all day, every day with strangers over the phone. You'll pretty much be talking for 8 hours a day.
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TopicNever worked in sales...should I tech this work from home tech sales job?
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 12:43:55 AM
#5
That's pretty good then. Cold calling is always the roughest form of sales.

Also, did they give you an idea on what the monthly quota is? 50k, 100k, etc.?
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Topicdefine 'liberal'
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 12:40:56 AM
#7
This is a liberal:

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TopicNever worked in sales...should I tech this work from home tech sales job?
Rob Cesternino
04/26/17 12:38:41 AM
#3
It depends, do they provide you a list of people to call or do you have to find your own leads?

And do you have to do cold calling?
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TopicJewish Rabbi admits to stealing millions from special needs school
Rob Cesternino
04/25/17 7:35:37 PM
#1
http://nypost.com/2017/04/21/rabbi-admits-to-stealing-millions-from-special-needs-school/

A Queens rabbi has pleaded guilty to embezzling $5 million from his taxpayer-funded Queens preschool — money intended for Orthodox Jewish special-needs students ages 3 to 5.

Rabbi Samuel Hiller, the former assistant director of Island Child Development Center in Far Rockaway, is expected to be sentenced to one to three years prison after Thursday’s guilty plea to first-degree grand larceny, Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said.

Under the terms of his plea, Hiller, 59, will forfeit $1 million in seized assets and must pay $1 million more by the time he is sentenced June 15, Brown said. If he fails to make the deadline, he’ll be sentenced instead to two to six years. Hiller will also agree to pay an additional $3 million at a later date, Brown said.

Hiller used the embezzled funds — stolen between 2005 and 2012 — to prop up several for-profit summer camps he ran. He also used $30,000 to revamp the plumbing in his Elvira Avenue home in Far Rockaway, prosecutors said.

“Stealing from the public is bad enough, but exploiting small children to pay your plumber and support your for-profit camps, is reprehensible,” noted state Comptroller Thomas DiNapoli in a statement Friday.

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TopicSelf-identified "black" man refuses to accept that he's actually white
Rob Cesternino
04/25/17 5:09:03 PM
#51
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/23/us/dna-ancestry-race-identity.html?_r=0

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TopicFive Guys is overrated
Rob Cesternino
04/25/17 4:25:25 PM
#36
In-N-Out is the best.
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TopicHow's working for Lyft compared to Uber?
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 9:59:09 PM
#4
You can always do both.

Lyft is fine. Never had any problems with them
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TopicGenius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Elon Musk now dating Amber Heard
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 9:20:10 PM
#21
Right, and I'm sure Johnny and Elon were dating her for her brain.
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TopicGenius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Elon Musk now dating Amber Heard
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 8:52:49 PM
#19
Future of spaceflight and humanity threatened by lone gold digger
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TopicCE, my stepmom just paid my rent for May. AMA
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 8:51:29 PM
#10
Gravityfare posted...
I now have disposable income! What should I do?


I Like Toast posted...
her, obviously

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TopicGirl is offering me to pay $250 to go on a Date and have Sex with her(Pics)
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 7:41:42 PM
#89
Dustin1280 posted...
You will be nervous as hell


Why would he be nervous?
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TopicGenius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist Elon Musk now dating Amber Heard
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 7:39:05 PM
#1
http://www.businessinsider.com/it-looks-like-amber-heard-and-elon-musk-are-in-a-relationship-2017-4

She traded Johnny Depp for a billionaire.

Sorry Johnny.
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TopicJewish atheist Sam Harris claims the left will die due to it's growing violence.
Rob Cesternino
04/24/17 4:56:15 AM
#57
E32005 posted...
a Jew named Harris?


He's a half jew on his mother's side.
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TopicI'm in pharmacy school and I've been homeless for 3 months now AMA
Rob Cesternino
04/23/17 8:56:07 PM
#6
I've been reading this forum on pharmacy school: https://www.indeed.com/forum/job/pharmacist/Lies-about-pharmacist-job-market/t264349/p18

Basically, it's filled with pharm school grads who say that the job market is totally saturated and there rarely any jobs available in the big cities. Any thoughts on this?
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Topicif im applying for a job and am half mexican half white
Rob Cesternino
04/23/17 8:27:14 PM
#37
Are you George Zimmerman?

According to CNN, you'd be a White Hispanic. But only if you shot a black boy
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TopicUber CEO once worked on spreadsheets on his laptop at a strip club
Rob Cesternino
04/23/17 8:24:47 PM
#1
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/23/technology/travis-kalanick-pushes-uber-and-himself-to-the-precipice.html

As Uber gained momentum, Mr. Kalanick moved into the spotlight. It did not come naturally. One friend recalled a night out with a group of married couples at the Gold Club, a San Francisco strip club, a few years ago. Mr. Kalanick, who was single, pulled out a laptop to work on a spreadsheet, crunching Uber’s numbers while friends watched the dancers onstage.

What a cuck.
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TopicWould you have sex with a married woman?
Rob Cesternino
04/23/17 3:24:10 AM
#75
UnfairRepresent posted...
TheRealItachi posted...
No.
If you would say yes, for any reason, you're a terrible person, period.

2/3rds of CE say yes


They don't mind being terrible people. They just want sex
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TopicHillary Clinton LITERALLY considered using "it's her turn" as a slogan
Rob Cesternino
04/22/17 5:17:23 PM
#1
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/taibbi-on-the-new-book-that-brutalizes-the-clinton-campaign-w477978

There is a critical scene in Shattered, the new behind-the-scenes campaign diary by Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes, in which staffers in the Hillary Clinton campaign begin to bicker with one another.

At the end of Chapter One, which is entirely about that campaign's exhausting and fruitless search for a plausible explanation for why Hillary was running, writers Allen and Parnes talk about the infighting problem.

"All of the jockeying might have been all right, but for a root problem that confounded everyone on the campaign and outside it," they wrote. "Hillary had been running for president for almost a decade and still didn't really have a rationale."

Allen and Parnes here quoted a Clinton aide who jokingly summed up Clinton's real motivation:

"I would have had a reason for running," one of her top aides said, "or I wouldn't have run."

The beleaguered Clinton staff spent the better part of two years trying to roll this insane tautology – "I have a reason for running because no one runs without a reason" – into the White House. It was a Beltway take on the classic Descartes formulation: "I seek re-election, therefore I am... seeking re-election."

Shattered is sourced almost entirely to figures inside the Clinton campaign who were and are deeply loyal to Clinton. Yet those sources tell of a campaign that spent nearly two years paralyzed by simple existential questions: Why are we running? What do we stand for?...

...In the Clinton run, that problem became such a millstone around the neck of the campaign that staffers began to flirt with the idea of sharing the uninspiring truth with voters. Stumped for months by how to explain why their candidate wanted to be president, Clinton staffers began toying with the idea of seeing how "Because it's her turn" might fly as a public rallying cry.

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TopicBeing transgender is now trendy for kids, says "gender expert"
Rob Cesternino
04/22/17 4:43:11 AM
#59
And this is why we need Donald Trump.
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TopicDutch police shoot machete-wielding Muslim shouting Allah akbar
Rob Cesternino
04/21/17 2:34:13 PM
#65
_Goggalor_ posted...
Lmfao@ the mental gymnastics liberals will go through to find anything to disconnect this shit to Islam. "It's fake! ALL FAKE!"


Their first instinct is to attack the source.
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TopicCali Woman who left bacon at Mosque charged with hate crime
Rob Cesternino
04/21/17 2:30:35 PM
#49
Why would anyone be offended by bacon?

Bacon is delicious.
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