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LockeMonster posted...

How are all these leaks occurring? Didn't the dudes in India who leaked 4 get arrested? And there's this group claiming they had 6 and have 7 but then HBO Spain leaked 6 by themselves...

Wtf is going on?

some janitor is stealing the tapes
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i wonder how many people condeming the hackers for trying to get money from HBO also steal from HBO by torrenting their shows
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i hope the criminals are caught and imprisoned
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Roxborough4Ever posted...

maybe they should stop following around the Obama's then

Obamas

don't use apostrophes to make plurals
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wrestling is fake
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thanks grammer nazis
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

Philoktetes posted...

nobody cared when are tax dollars paid for obamas vacations

people are just determined to hate trump

Because Obama didn't take vacations at the rate Trump has been.

Also our* rofl

the constitution doesn't place a limit on presidential vacations
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you can't be the president if your dead
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nobody cared when are tax dollars paid for obamas vacations

people are just determined to hate trump
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protecting the president of the united states is the most important job in the world
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why dont we just raise taxes
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The eclipse isn't meant for you
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no

i don't even own a TV
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

TC is a known troll.

Do not feed.


He has no consistent opinions other than what riles people up.

damn ive been exposed

alright topic over everyone go home
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it's funny how weed addicts think everyone agrees with them
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TroutPaste posted...

I was at the dentist last week and they were joking about all their Monday appointments being cancelled (I'm in a direct line for it, North Carolina)

i live in north carolina and we're not getting a direct line
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byron posted...

I don't understand. How does teaching them for one year get them into the best schools? Wouldn't the kids have to have already been doing good the previous years?

That's like if I got shit grades 9-11th and then got an awesome teacher in 12th grade and got straight A's my GPA would still be shit.

they have a good ~inspirational story~ to tell the admissions board
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http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/eclipse-2017/solar-eclipse-will-cost-america-almost-700-million-lost-productivity-n793801?


millennials think staring at the sun is more important than work -_-
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rip in peace
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I've known three older women, each with many cats. The three women did not know each other, but were identical in every way.
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the topic title is figurative but the post i clarify not literal
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So on the 21st of August there will be a solar eclipse of the sun.

I have studied the trajectory of the eclipse and it will pass directly over the yellowstone caldera. After doing some math and scientific postulations. I have come to the conclusion that due to the increased gravimetric pull of both the sun and the moon at the same time in a localized fashion there is a chance that the super volcano under the park could erupt. The gravimetric pull will pull the lava to the surface in a potentially eruption.

While this will not end the world the effects of the eruption will be very catastrophic and cause the collapse of society.

My advice is to stock up on food and water and head as far east as you possibly can plan a vacation to Europe. Buy guns and ammo too.

I don't understand why no one else is freaking out about this potentially world ending event.
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my manager said she would give me a raise and she kept touching my chest
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there's literally no reason to use the mail in tyool 2017

the only reason it still exists is for junk mail
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i don't use public services
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Jen0125 posted...

Philoktetes posted...

my "agenda" is to stop men from automatically being accused of being rapists just because they're men

do you have a problem with that

But in the same topic you said a boy would be lucky to hang out at a house with a single mom like implying something sexual would happen.

yeah

it's cool if youre a boy and an older woman wants to sex you

it's ccreepy if youre a girl and an older man wants to sex you
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I have a 138 IQ and I bred with a PhD. physicist

my kids will own you, bitch
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my "agenda" is to stop men from automatically being accused of being rapists just because they're men

do you have a problem with that
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Butterfiles posted...

who's alt is this

*whose
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mastermix3000 posted...

HellHole_ posted...

i googled it

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-706499.html

this dude just has the oddest gimmick

this is creepy and disturbing... why would you make a topic lying about this

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https://i.redd.it/z17fj4oiyagz.jpg
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if you say anything bad about a black person you're a racist
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I was talking to a young lady at the liquor store one day. We were trying to exchange numbers so she could call me when a special order came in. I happened to tell her I left my phone at home. To which she responded:

"Careful! It's dangerous to leave the house without your phone!"

I chuckled on the inside at that one.
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I talk to my internet friends on gamefaqs

I talk to my irl friends in irl life
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lucky kid
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MemeDaddy posted...

Bragging about not having a social life

I have a social life in that I actually talk to people in irl life

I don't have a fake social life on social media
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I've worked in computers my whole life so I was an early adopter of videogames
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HellHole_ posted...

i googled it

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-706499.html

this dude just has the oddest gimmick

don't doxx me
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This isn't an attack on people with smart phones. Rather, I wonder how many others like me are on gamefaqs, either using basic cell phones or none at all.

I have a cheapie flip phone on a pay-as-you-go account. The vast majority of the calls I get don't get answered. I've programmed in the numbers that matter: family, friends, doctor, dentist, psychologist. Chances are any other callers are telemarketers or the occasional wrong number. And when I'm not home, I don't really care that I can't check in on FB or my email or even gamefaqs. I rarely text - it's definitely a pain on the number pad. I'm not a luddite - it's just not important to me to be that connected.

I'm sure my age plays a part, too - I'm 63. So get off my lawn after you weigh in.
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why does it matter if it's true or not

you can still discuss the hypothetical
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Go_Totodile posted...

maybe i was lying about that

makes u think
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no

parties usually include degenerate behavior
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dude that rug really tied the room together
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I just had a surreal moment. As I've mentioned here before, just yesterday actually, I'm 36 and a single dad with an 8 year old daughter.

Ok, the kiddo wanted a friend of hers to spend the night Friday. She's never spent the night before, but they've been at birthday parties and a couple school events at the same time, I've met and talked to her parents and we've exchanged numbers so we could get the kids together to play or whatever.

At school today, daughter told her friend she wanted her to spend the night and that the parents should talk about it, and my daughter told me after school that she mentioned it but the friend said her mom deleted my number. She must have accidentally deleted it, I said. "No, she said her mom deleted it on purpose." Well, you never know if you're getting an accurate story with kids, I'm sure she switched phones and lost it or something.

I called the mom and got her voicemail, left a message that "This is X's dad and she was wondering if your daughter could spend the night Friday. Here's my number if you want to give me a call, she'd sure like having her over. Thanks."

Three minutes later I get a call back. "This is So-and-so's dad. Her mom told me you left a message about maybe having her spending the night. See, the thing is, she told me you're a single dad and it's just you and your daughter living together and I just wouldn't feel comfortable with her spending the night without a woman there. I'm sure you understand."

"Um, sure, no problem thanks for calling."

So, without a woman here to watch over me, I guess I could start molesting at any time. That's somewhat offensive, but then I realized that her mother probably really did delete my number on purpose for the same reason which just solidifies the offense. I guess my daughter isn't good enough to be friends with theirs on account of my vagina deficiency (and, heh, penis overabundance).

I've tried to see it from their point of view but I've met a handful of other single dads and I wouldn't have a problem sending my kid over there. I would check them out as much as I do mothers and babysitters by talking to them and getting to know them a little and as long as they seem like decent people who wouldn't be throwing an all night kegger, I'd let her go.

So what's your take? Would you let your daughter spend the night with a friend if the friend had a single dad?
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Evolician posted...

Drpooplol posted...

If I'm being fully honest, ever since I've lost weight I have zero patience for fat people. I wasn't even that big, but after losing the weight I just have no time for that shit.

This.

Ex-fat people make the best fat shamers because they've been there and they know there's no excuse.

this is the worst attitude because formerly fat people have no respect for people with actual glandular problems
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mean-spiritedness is never the solution
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so you can't find better genetics
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no

only white people are bad
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