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Topic | this 818 invited me over last night and then wanted to sex...but she had herpes |
No_U_L7 05/06/17 6:55:23 PM #13 | P4wn4g3 posted... I'm like 99% sure that herpes is only transmitted when the virus exists at the surface of the skin, i.e. there's a rash. The rash doesn't always appear immediately though, and is still infectious a few days prior. It works the same as cold sores. Also condoms would be a zero percent chance. looks like that 1% hit. because you're wrong..which is what i didn't want to happen with her herpes --- |
Topic | this 818 invited me over last night and then wanted to sex...but she had herpes |
No_U_L7 05/06/17 6:28:19 PM #7 | |
Topic | this 818 invited me over last night and then wanted to sex...but she had herpes |
No_U_L7 05/06/17 5:51:38 PM #6 | Borgnar posted... wouldn't herpes be an 808? i really wanted to...but i guess you're right --- |
Topic | this 818 invited me over last night and then wanted to sex...but she had herpes |
No_U_L7 05/06/17 5:48:34 PM #1 | was at a bar celebrating cinco de mayo. saw this super hot blonde white girl...talking to 4 guys. terrible position to open so i did a round of the bar to look for other girls. none were as hot so i circled back...and she was gone. i immediately started heading for the door so i could see if i could spot her and i do...she's standing outside the bar...talking to 4 guys. so i leave and make another circle of the bar, looking for another hot girl. couldn't find one, so i circled back to the front and she's still there...but with just one other girl. perfect, so i go up to her and open, "hey, you looked adorable from the side so i just wanted to say hi and see if you were as cute from the front...yes, you are". she immediately likes me and her and her friend offer to walk me to my next destination before they take an uber home to have work the next day. so i start walking with her and her friend, and another guy comes up and starts talking to her friend. We sit down somewhere while her friend tries to call an uber while I talk to and make out with my girl. No luck getting an uber (her card was overdrawn). So the random guy instead offers to call them an uber. The uber arrives, the girls get in...and then the guy gets in too even though the girls object. Since I didn't feel good leaving the girls alone with him, I hop in too, even though I live 3 blocks from the bar. So off we go and of course the guy put in his address for the uber instead of the girls. So we get to his place and the girls are confused and just want to call an uber home, but uber problems. The guy starts acting weird now and just turns off the lights and tries to take the other girl to his bedroom but my girl stops him, super rapey. My girl finally gets uber to work on her phone and i decide to call an uber to take me home. Her uber is fast and she says "you're welcome to come to my place and try to call an uber from there", so of course i'm starting to think she's down despite bad logistics. I cancel my uber and go with her to her place. She tucks in her friend into her bed before cuddling up on the couch with me. We talk a lot about all sorts of things, including her long distance boyfriend, etc etc. We start kissing and I get her top off with perfectly pierced nipples, it's getting hot and heavy...and then she tells me that i should know she has herpes before we go any further. i do the quick math in my head, infected female to uninfected male transmission rate during a non flare up is 4%, cut down 50% to 2% with the use of a condom. as hard as it was to say no to a naked 818, i had to exercise all my willpower to get out of there. --- |
Topic | this joke got me kicked out of a feminist's house! |
No_U_L7 05/06/17 1:07:24 AM #9 | WafflehouseJK posted... It's because it wasn't even a funny joke. you may have been too young to understand it... --- |
Topic | this joke got me kicked out of a feminist's house! |
No_U_L7 05/06/17 12:32:54 AM #4 | i thought it was hilarious.... --- |
Topic | this joke got me kicked out of a feminist's house! |
No_U_L7 05/05/17 8:27:42 PM #1 | this hot feminist gina invited a few of her friends over for dinner and one of the friends invited me. another of their friends, roy just got back from a year of backpacking. so of course the night involved lots of stories of his travels....and the girls he banged. Gina: yeesh roy, did you get all these girls to stamp your passport while you were at it? Me: yeah, roy, you really should have, after all, you've been in and out of their ****....try. --- |
Topic | I want some new dress shirts but fuck they're expensive |
No_U_L7 05/05/17 3:41:57 AM #4 | if you're spending in the $80 range, might as well go into the $100 range and get them custom made to your measurements. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 05/03/17 1:05:06 AM #42 | emblem boy posted... Gimme a couple days stop making excuses, this is just step 1 and it's taking you over a week to accomplish it...this is the absolute most elementary stuff. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 05/02/17 10:24:34 PM #40 | |
Topic | my samsung galaxy s7 edge can't send or receive MMS messages since update, help? |
No_U_L7 05/02/17 9:41:30 PM #1 | anyone else have this issue? --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/30/17 12:50:53 AM #33 | @emblem_boy Actually I have time now: Week 1 grade: Failure I can immediately tell that a big part of the reason girls aren't attracted to you is because of your lack of determination and certainty in yourself. You love making excuses and taking the easy way out, that way there’s a reason for your failure and in your mind, that failure is not due to you, but rather due to the extenuating circumstance. Girls (and people in general) are tired of making decisions and just want someone knowledgeable to tell them what to do. There is nothing stopping you from being that guy besides yourself. As part of my training, I forced myself to NEVER make excuses. If I started to think an excuse, I’d push the thought out of my mind and say either “you know what, I screwed up, but there’s nothing wrong with that and I will learn from it” or “fuck it, no excuses I will try my best and if it doesn’t work out, at least I tried”. A couple of examples here. Last year during the winter, it was pouring rain, I was so sick I literally couldn’t talk. All my friends were sick so I didn’t even have anyone to go out with. Easily could have made an excuse and stayed in….but I went out anyway. Talking to girls using literally only the mouthing of words and hand gestures, I managed to get a beautiful blonde’s phone number, went out with her and slept with her the week after. A few months ago, I had a long long day at work (got into the office at 6 am to go out into field), barely made my flight to Vegas and then had a side splitting headache upon arrival. Many people would have just stayed in. I went out, started talking to girls and by the time the first hour was over, my headache was gone without me even realizing it and I had a beautiful Australian girl wanting to leave the club with me to go for a dip in the hot tub. I am absolutely 100% certain in myself, I know that I am a cool attractive person and that if I go out I will find beautiful girls that agree with me (even if not all of them do) and that if a girl hangs out with me she will have an amazing experience. As long as I always try 100% I am okay with my effort, no matter what, even if I go out and every girl tells me to fuck off and I end up going home alone, at least I tried and that’s better than not trying. Now be honest with yourself and assess how often you actually make excuses to avoid putting in effort. emblem boy posted... I'll be out of town for the next week..maybe I'll use this chance to say fuck it and make a fool(success) of myself. Remember the very first thing I asked you to do? To release yourself from any sense of ego or pride? That was for this express purpose, to avoid you saying things like this. Unless you are in a highly social environment (house party where you know 80% of the girls), it really doesn't matter where you are. You're always going to be yourself, for better or worse. There's nothing wrong with what you're doing. You're (trying) to be a cool attractive guy and you're just talking to girls you find attractive to see if there's any chemistry. Girls should be thanking you for talking to them. You're there to give them a good experience, it's what girls want. Girls want to meet cool people they get along with. Unfortunately I can't really adjust this program for you at this time, this is the absolute most entry level stuff. I will adjust the program to you, there's not much I can do to adjust it at this point. So same exercise next week. Post your updates in detail (what actually happened, how did it make you feel, etc) here daily and I will provide feedback and the next exercise when I think you are ready. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/30/17 12:22:31 AM #29 | emblem boy posted... Felt bad last night and didn't go out. I'll post your first week grade tomorrow. Don't expect a good score. Good news is you will have another chance next week. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/28/17 5:42:00 PM #21 | @emblem_boy weekend is coming up, 5 girls each night shouldn't be too hard. My initial grade for you will be coming on sunday. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/27/17 1:48:43 PM #19 | Ampelas posted... Master_Bass posted...Ampelas posted...Scofield giving shitty pickup advice right off /redpill I've been cold approaching and sleeping with girls for over half a decade. I have an advanced understanding of attraction, male to female dynamics, sub communication and female psychology. I understand what does and doesn't work that "PUA" advice boards tell people and why what they do does and doesn't work. I've broken the entire process down and started over from scratch. Of course, you have a sample size of one step, so I'm not sure how you have the information to make any sort of judgement one way or the other. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/27/17 1:31:43 PM #15 | emblem boy posted... I just generally don't see many women during the day man after work go to a crowded area --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/27/17 1:46:45 AM #13 | |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/26/17 12:04:47 AM #12 | emblem boy posted... I failed you. Only talked to like 2 girls today Break down the 2 you did talk to and explain why only 2. Tomorrow's exercise will have to be the same, get it up to 5. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/24/17 9:44:31 PM #9 | emblem boy posted... Coolppl Owns posted...lol excellent. first exercise for tomorrow, tuesday April 25th is this: Talk to every girl you see that you are attracted to. At this point, topic of conversation doesn't matter, if you want to just ask them what time it is and walk away, that is fine. But no wussing out, no excuses. Doesn't matter if she's with a guy, doesn't matter if she's working, doesn't matter if you're in a hurry. Don't worry about it going well, give yourself permission to have bad interactions. Must talk to a minimum of 5 girls. Post your results here in this topic at the end of tomorrow. Talk to you then. --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/24/17 9:26:36 PM #5 | emblem boy posted... No_U_L7 posted...You just have to be willing to do what I tell you to. Are you game? be willing to let go of any semblance of ego or pride you possess, for starters --- |
Topic | Attn Emblem Boy I will help you get laid |
No_U_L7 04/24/17 8:27:06 PM #1 | |
Topic | girl: how dare you ask me out, i have a boyfriend, that is so disrespectful!!! |
No_U_L7 04/19/17 6:51:44 PM #1 | *2 weeks later, breaks up with boyfriend for another guy and they move in together* --- |
Topic | I don't get this "stretch denim" bull shit |
No_U_L7 04/19/17 2:04:47 PM #8 | Solid Snake07 posted... No_U_L7 posted...Solid Snake07 posted...premature tyrant posted...than don't buy it what...no, not to work out in. if you workout often in weight lifting, there are a lot of fluctuations in leg shape, particularly around the thighs (and hopefully increases). so instead of buying new pants every few months, have pants that stretch makes it a lot more comfortable. you're buying the wrong pants then. get a pair of high end stretch denim from bonobos and you'll understand --- |
Topic | i only bang girls if they have a boyfriend |
No_U_L7 04/19/17 1:52:22 PM #1 | otherwise it's just no fun --- |
Topic | I don't get this "stretch denim" bull shit |
No_U_L7 04/19/17 1:51:49 PM #5 | Solid Snake07 posted... premature tyrant posted...than don't buy it there's your problem, you don't know how to shop for jeans. hint: stop shopping at wal mart for those of us who actually workout, stretch denim is a necessity. i only wear pants with stretch in them now. --- |
Topic | my downstairs neighbor is having sex |
No_U_L7 04/17/17 10:12:58 PM #1 | weird because i didn't see a guy go in there. lots of machine whirring noises too... --- |
Topic | i don't understand people who like cold pizza, can you explain it to me? |
No_U_L7 04/17/17 6:53:23 PM #1 | none of the ingredients are meant to be consumed cold... --- |
Topic | AMA about my sex life |
No_U_L7 04/17/17 6:51:26 PM #7 | Syncronous posted... How many blisters do you have on your hands? only one, from lifting weights. i lotion every night so my hands are baby soft --- |
Topic | AMA about my sex life |
No_U_L7 04/17/17 6:36:10 PM #5 | FlashOfLight posted... Are you confident or over-confident due to your man size? appropriately confident. i've been called small before, but very rarely and probably by size queens. but most girls tell me i'm at worst average. some girls tell me i'm big. may just be because i'm asian so they're not expecting me to be big at all. Monkhood posted... have you or your partner ever farted in the middle of sex no but one told me she needed to. stopped immediately, sent her home and never saw her again. Tappor posted... On a scale on one to ten, one being non-existent and ten being whore tier, how existent is your sex life? 6 atm but that's just because i've been dedicating all my time to a 16 hour exam that's gonna increase my income by 20%. normally it's an 9, but i'm gonna crank it up to a 10 after the exam. --- |
Topic | Check out this milfs O face |
No_U_L7 04/15/17 9:52:33 PM #10 | actually met her at the last porn convention, got her number and we were supposed to meet up later at night for a drink, we texted but she flaked on hanging out --- |
Topic | any one here ever used a glory hole? |
No_U_L7 04/15/17 8:31:55 PM #1 | what are the chances it's a porn star on the other side like in the videos.. --- |
Topic | banged 2 girls, one named nikki major and the other named nikki minor |
No_U_L7 04/15/17 7:06:21 PM #1 | that's just too funny to me --- |
Topic | if i send a follow request on instagram, is there a timestamp sent with it? |
No_U_L7 04/15/17 6:11:55 PM #1 | was 5 am and i couldn't sleep and was trying to get.....stuff...done. so i sent out some instagram requests... --- |
Topic | what does it mean when in a 3 way the girl starts ignoring you entirely for the |
No_U_L7 04/10/17 2:18:19 AM #1 | |
Topic | Are Doctors required/forced to save their worst enemies if that was the case? |
No_U_L7 04/09/17 10:06:51 PM #5 | they take an oath to do no harm. you can request to switch off that assignment if the time it takes to do so doesn't harm the patient, but if it does you have to take care of it yourself or break your hippocratic oath. look at it this way, if you think your previous experience with the patient would interfere and possibly cause harm, it's in your interest to swap out or you may risk breaking your oath. --- |
Topic | mexican standoff is such a racist term |
No_U_L7 04/09/17 9:11:12 PM #1 | can't we come up with a better name for it? --- |
Topic | movie lines you've always wanted to say irl but never got the chance to |
No_U_L7 04/09/17 1:54:05 PM #1 | "i just...want my life back!" --- |
Topic | whenever i can't go out, it's like women smell it and start texting me nonstop |
No_U_L7 04/09/17 2:09:09 AM #1 | i normally go out every weekend. i ask girls to hang out and a lot of the girls always tell me they're too busy. this is the one weekend i have to stay in for certain reasons (have to get up early) and 3 girls have texted me to hang out tonight (compared to 0 the previous weekend). Same happens whenever i am out of town.... --- |
Topic | cant root for saul goodman ever since he raped that girl last season (BCS) |
No_U_L7 04/08/17 2:47:17 PM #4 | jenningsnash313 posted... I don't want that show since it's honestly kinda boring. So that's why I'm not outraged tbh. boring? your opinions are no longer valid --- |
Topic | cant root for saul goodman ever since he raped that girl last season (BCS) |
No_U_L7 04/08/17 2:13:00 PM #2 | no one else as outraged as me? --- |
Topic | cant root for saul goodman ever since he raped that girl last season (BCS) |
No_U_L7 04/08/17 1:43:50 PM #1 | he told her he was kevin costner just to get laid...truly disgusting ugh --- |
Topic | an hour after meeting this girl she was leaving my apt with a tummy full of seed |
No_U_L7 04/08/17 12:31:36 AM #19 | Iodine posted... Bruh you out here raw dogging random women? That is stupid as hell? use a condom but put it in her mouth raw --- |
Topic | an hour after meeting this girl she was leaving my apt with a tummy full of seed |
No_U_L7 04/07/17 8:41:22 PM #1 | |
Topic | this dumb girl got in my face and told me i was being sexist for not backing dow |
No_U_L7 04/07/17 8:23:50 PM #7 | pinky0926 posted... It's 2017 and No_U_L7 is still making these fucking topics. It's really unbelievable that one real life person would actually dedicate himself to such a worthless craft as making a few nerds on the internet get slightly irritated by his fake stories. i live in america so your chances are slim --- |
Topic | this dumb girl got in my face and told me i was being sexist for not backing dow |
No_U_L7 04/07/17 8:03:33 PM #3 | i wouldn't had backed down regardless and that is definitely not sexist --- |
Topic | this dumb girl got in my face and told me i was being sexist for not backing dow |
No_U_L7 04/07/17 7:37:04 PM #1 | since if she was a guy i would back down so many things wrong with that statement... --- |
Topic | i thought there was a better world out there. i thought i could be a part of it |
No_U_L7 04/06/17 7:31:15 AM #1 | i was wrong. both times. --- |
Topic | what is worse to lie to a girl about to get her to have sex, cancer or gay? |
No_U_L7 04/05/17 6:41:57 PM #10 | Hash-Brown posted... No_U_L7 posted...CoolBeansAvi posted...How would telling a girl you're gay get her to have sex with you? if you dont think it happens, youre extremely naive --- |
Topic | what is worse to lie to a girl about to get her to have sex, cancer or gay? |
No_U_L7 04/05/17 6:16:41 PM #6 | CoolBeansAvi posted... How would telling a girl you're gay get her to have sex with you? girls have sex with gay guys all the time. they'll go out with them, get drunk then go home since they feel safe then the girl gets horny and they fuck. literally happens all the time. --- |
Topic | what is worse to lie to a girl about to get her to have sex, cancer or gay? |
No_U_L7 04/05/17 6:14:02 PM #1 | |
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