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Well, he didn't get signed by Seattle because he's already proven that he'll cosy his team a trip to the superb owl by trying the best corner in the league with a sorry ass receiver like Crabtree.

On an honest note, I have no fucking clue why. I mean, you look at some of those qb rooms and they'd improve with Kap on the team. My suspicion is that he's legit asking for too much money. I mean, with the way his jersey sales jumped through the roof, the money outweighs the bad in that respect, while the money doesn't outweigh the bad in the performance department.

I also live in a world where things are perfect, so disregard my post as you see fit.
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Nice catch Blanco Nino, too bad your ass go saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked.
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Overrated: Zootopia

Underrated: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
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Soviet_Poland posted...

FF_Redux posted...

How is that different from Church Bells?

Shh, you're ruining their circle jerk.

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There are still things I wanna do, but hells yes i'd be content with my life. Thus far i've:

Gotten a BA in sociology
Gotten a certificate in massage therapy
Toured around north america in a band
Fought in a war
Visited 20 countries
Written and recorded an album
Written and published a book
Been in love 5 times
Been engaged 3 times (two didn't work out, i'm still engaged to the 3rd)

Those are the highlights and don't cover everything, but yep, i'm content with life.
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sktgamer_13dude posted...

Eat More Beef posted...

I published a book, wrote two album reviews and 3 live show reviews, plus a weekend long festival review...

I'm serious. Doubt me? You can check it out at http://www.aarondeck.com

Seriously. I feel super awesome cause I did all this on top of working a 40/hr a week job.

Woop Woop!!!!!!

Nerd

Yep. I am. Thanks for pointing it out. One of the punk bands I saw at the festival was a mega man cover band and I pretty much blew my load.... all over a scene girl.
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I published a book, wrote two album reviews and 3 live show reviews, plus a weekend long festival review...

I'm serious. Doubt me? You can check it out at http://www.aarondeck.com

Seriously. I feel super awesome cause I did all this on top of working a 40/hr a week job.

Woop Woop!!!!!!
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While it's nclice to see kids getting active in politics, that cyber bullying shit has to stop.

Remember, it's alright if my side does it, but yours better not.

All that aside, having a group of 8th graders tell you they hate you through instagram? Bahahahahaha!
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Yeah. Most of my real life friends have seen my pens cause i'll drop my pants on a dime. What's a bunch of Internet strangers compared to them, I ask ya.
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Darkman124 posted...

it seems clear to me that frank's plots and schemes will boil to the surface

and when it seems set to topple his whole presidency, claire will kill him. and he will be grateful and give the viewer a death monologue about how it's the fall that would hurt, not striking the ground

i hope they don't need more than 1 season to get us there

I agree with this. I hope this is the last season and he's killed before getting re-elected. It'd be rather bad ass.

Didn't the UK series only last like 3 seasons or something?
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Meh. I'm as liberal as they come, but sometimes you just need to shoot someone the bird.

I undersrand, if not fully condone, his actions.
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Well, I thought dude was having sex with the train and I laughed. Then I clicked on the link and he was only tagging it. Not so funny now, huh, TC?
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Yeah, that's pretty bad.

The grossest thing that ever happened to me was I was cleaning a room (i'm a janitor at a hospital) in the emerge and there was a psych patient that decided to start masturbating while I was in there. Like, he'd just been brought in so he was still high as a mother fucker on speed or something,l and was cranking it like a mad bastard.
He asked me to touch his hair, I told him to fuck off, and then he just bust a nut all over himself and the floor.

Guess who had to clean that mess up?
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Darkman124 posted...

AlternativeFAQS posted...

wait who's the rocket scientist?

me

I thought you were a lawyer? Shows what I know... not that i was even a part of this thread until now,
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Ha. I thought that was rather damn funny. Good job Joe numbers.
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CapnMuffin posted...

Unless it's integral to the plot in a clever way idgaf.

Pretty much this. Like, I personally don't care if a character is or isn't, it just seems hokey if it's thrown in for no reason.
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It's all about the confidence. If you're digging a girl, ask her on a date as soon as you start to feel some sort of same vibe from her.

As far as how long to wait until you make a move? That depends. For me, i'll know if I want to persue anything with them after an hour or two of alone time. If I feel like we're hitting it off and her non-verval ques suggest that she's open to taking it further, i'll straight up tell her I want to kiss her.

This works because i'm taking the lead, but leaving it up to her. If she says no at that moment, i'll say "cool," and move on to talking about something else. This keeps it in her mind, and if you don't get handsy/creepy throughout the rest of the encounter, you'll normally end the night with at least some light making out.
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Yeah, The Social Network had a ton of CG because of using the same person for the douche bag twins.
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Shitty deal dude.

I'd say to drop casual remarks about how homosexuality ain't bad. Even include some sarcastic responses to make them feel like arseholes.

To be fair, it's probably extremely tough for you, so my condolences.
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Wu Tang Clan
Beastie Boys
Heart?
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It paced TV a lot, but OZ was the first one of its kind, no?

That being said, my top five in no particular order are:

The Wire
OZ
Sopranos
Breaking Bad
Scrubs
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Fuck, I reeeeeeally hate being a guy sometimes. Like, it's one showing, who gives a shit.

It's a female protag that's primarily written for a female audience, so yeah, it's a good idea.

Also, Lol at that entourage clap back!
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joe40001 posted...

Yeah, that's pretty horrible.

I remember this triad on got because I was defending a character in a tv show calling another character "feisty", apparently calling a latina woman that is like a hate crime and even though it totally fit her personality it was a horrible offense.

Like, if the adjective fits, why get pissed?

I just get so frustrated when people take the tiniest thing and get super offended by it. No one can be happy anymore unless their offended; it's become a fucking personality trait.
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So, I write for a music review website. We (me and the boss, who is a woman), covered a punk festival over the weekend. Her write up went live today and the comments it is generating are so infuriating. She called one band (with a female lead singer) cute, but didn't explain their music (cause honestly, it wasn't that good), while praising another female fronted hardcore act and giving them more ink than any other two bands combined.

People in the comments section are now lambasting her because she dared called a female singer cute, saying that it amounts to cat-calls and shit and that it's diaguating how female muaicians dont get the same amount/type of press that males do; all while ignoring her review of the hardcore band.

Like, what the fuck is wrong with people.

Also, like for anyone that's interested in checking out her article: http://www.bucketlistmusicreviews.com/pouzza-fest-7-flatliners-gouge-away-may-19th-21st-2017-montreal-qc/
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Big Nipples , Big Life

Words to live by.
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Yup.
I loved those toys.
Growing up, I had the queen, flying queen (was all in blue), the bull alien, scorpion alien and the guerrilla alien; along with Ripley, bishop with his awesome mini gun, apone, Drake and one other chick, plus the flying ship.

I was pissed they never made a hicks one though.

Also, each toy came with a mini comic!
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She has every right in the world to cancel. That shit can fuck you up for life.

And to the people saying she's a coward or whatever, what about my personal situation? I spent nine months in Afghanistan, got shot at, mortared and saw a couple IED's go off. When I got back to Canada, I said fuck that noise and quit the military.

Am I a pussy for getting out? Am I letting the terrorists win?
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... I have no idea how to feel about this story, except, LOL to the people defending neo-nazi's.
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I love 'em all. I find their campiness awesome.
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I think I'd rather get murdered by the terminator. It seems like it would be less horrifying.

"Sarah Conner?"
"Yes."
*bang!
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Dunno how long it was, but repeatedly during my military training, i'd be up for like, a week at a time, only getting 20/30 minute power snoozes in between... if that counts.

Also, yeah, i've done 24 hours multiple times while partying and once was awake for 50-something hours because my friends and I wanted to see how long we could go. We renovated party of a bathroom at some point (I was working construction then and it was with my buddy.)
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Yep. I've stayed in people's houses and had people stay in mine. It's normally very safe and secure.

I did get scammed in California once, chick stole the $200 and never let me into their house. After contacting airbnb, they refunded my money, plus an extra $150 credit and then banned her account.

They have good customer service.
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Meh, I don't really see this as a problem. It's a step closer to just identifying everyone as human, and not giving a shit about how they wish to live their lives.
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Magus from CT
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Books.

Copy then out over the weekend, copyright it then sue the pants off of grrm for intelectual theft once he releases them.

I get way more money that way and ruin a hack's career. Win win win!
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It depends on his age and looks.

How would you describe yourself, honestly, vegy?
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Here's my tribute to the man.

Call me an ass all you want, but I can't think of any better way to celebrate the dude than by doing a cover.



I love the fact that it looks like I want to sneeze.
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gafemaqs posted...

9Questionmarktarius posted...

gafemaqs posted...

Depression and substance abuse issues.

source?

He was a lifelong depressive but did at one point have substance issues, particularly with alcohol. Not saying that he was binging or anything when he died, but people with these problems are more likely to kill themselves

Here's a choice quote:

"I went from being a daily drug user at 13 to having bad drug experiences and quitting drugs by the time I was 14 and then not having any friends until the time I was 16. There was about two years where I was more or less agoraphobic and didn't deal with anybody, didn't talk to anybody, didn't have any friends at all"

http://people.com/music/chris-cornell-life-influential-seattle-scene/

Also, anyone that knows his catalogue should not be surprised by this. I mean, dude sung about death his entire career. "The Day I tried To Live," "Like A Stone," and "Like Suicide," are just a few.
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Gamer99z posted...

slothica posted...

I'm not taking this shit well. At all.

Fucking fuck I want curl into a ball a cry :(

Same : ( I've been upset since I heard this morning and it's only gotten worse since it was a confirmed suicide.

At the very least, look at it that like the guy chose his way out of this life. Not a lot of us get to. While yes, depression is a serious fucking issue, at least he lived and died how he wanted. Who are we to try and take anything away from him.
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Shit man, I grew up on this cats voice. I did a tribute to him today when I heard. Once the song is uploaded, i'll post it here.
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Did anyone actually read the article?

It states that there was no intent (alreday a lesser sentence if convicted), she felt a lot of remote and went to counciling. Plus, she had no prior chargers or anything.

Yes, she was fucked on drugs, but it never states if she was egged into it or what.

Plus, it's England. Not everyone is as prison happy as the good ole USofA.
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AlternativeFAQS posted...

Orson Scott Card. Ender's Game is one of my favorite books of all time. too bad the author is a huge piece of shit

Came in to say this. Glad it was the original post!

Mad props TC.
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Hardest Game Beaten: Original Battletoads. I lost a good year of my life trying to complete that game ad a kid (used the warp in level 3 though)

Gave Up On: Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels. Fuck that game with a rusty pipe.
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Maybe it's because (and this has only been my expereince) that when travelling and meeting groups of different people at hostels or our tours or something, everyone in the group talks about different things that their countries have to offer, and are generally respectful to each other's national backgrounds.

Most American's are loud and full of themselves and say things like "My country is better because...." when it's not a competition, it's a sharing of information.

Once again, this has just been my expereince with you folks.
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Everyone taking the tweet literally is assuming that his mother was a saint. What if she was one of the biggest morsels of human scum alive at the time? Maybe they had a shitty relationship. Maybe everyone should have thicker skin and stop crying over a joke...
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Who gives a shit was some ass says. Wear what you want, and if someone has a problem with it, they're a douche.
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Hash-Brown posted...

LovingPacifist posted...

Yeah, girl's are gross. Why would you touch a girl's butt? That's where cooties come from.

There is a difference between touching a butt and tongue punching her fart box.

Lmao!!! I'm crying and dying over here.
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About 13 hours ago, give or take.
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Oh man, I 100% get it. I fucking can't stand cartman for the most part. He used to piss me off, one could say he triggered me.

Seriously though, generally, fuck that guy, unless he's fucking with Scott Tennerman. Cause fuck Scotty. He deserves to die.
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