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Damn you guys are so fucked up. You have my sympathy.

You aren't pathetic and things can change.

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G_G posted...

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

The type of girls you'd take home to Mom and Dad, gnome saiyan'

i used to have a crush on some girl with hair like this when i was in grade 8

That girl looks 8

ITT: Sheep

Yess thank you! My prayers have been answered hallelujah what a day to be alive

KogaSteelfang posted...

I just don't like the thoughts of people being able to see how often I post in "pathetic" type topics. Plus, some people on the potd board seem to take offense to anyone who also posts here.

Right? We aren't trolls, we just don't want to be judged!

Looks good, it brings out the facial features. I feel like the other time I saw a pic it was a dark shadowy someone hiding under their hair.

Omg did you call me an attention whore in that white woman topic because I said I was white as the pure driven snow while you parade around ce going on about your chopped boobs and bleach blonde hair?

Ya when we do that it's our way of trying to be cute while not comprehending how off putting it must be to the man when we act like stupid little babies. Adorable isn't it? Now read me my bedtime story.

eston posted...

Your oven is haunted by the ghost of a long dead chicken

This is the consensus.

No guys, if I was drunk or high I would know why. Also if I actually saw the matrix codes I would know why. Come on.

I was making chicken patties in the oven and put them on a baking pan with the lip on the sides. Then when they were done I put cheese on them and put them back in. When I took them out after the cheese melted one of them didn't have cheese on it even though I put cheese on them all. Kind of had a natural instinct to reach out and flip it over and behold it had cheese on the side that was faced down. It looked the same as the others like it had cooked with the cheese side up to the point that even though it flipped over the cheese wasn't stuck to the pan.

I have tried to tell a couple people about it and remark that maybe the chicken patty somehow flipped over due to the lip on the pan which I'm not sure how that would work myself but I was going for logical. So far everyone has told me basically that's impossible and it is paranormal or something.

Is there a good explanation for the chicken patty flip or was it just a glitch in the matrix?

These topics shall never be deleted on my watch.

I see nothing in any of those bridal shows and have never seen that one in particular. I thought they were strictly for people who like to see other people have meltdowns.

We needed good enough reason for chocolate chips to exist? "But they go in the cookies."

So it's ok for companies to slaughter so many animals that half the meat goes straight into a dumpster after raising the animals heinously and pumping them up with steroids and shit but it's not ok to want cleaner more natural meat? How's it not ok to kill one animal that you will make good use of and will sustain you for some time. Yas killing a million animals a month is so much better than killing one that actually had a nice natural life. Also what cost, the cost of a bullet? I think some people feign being this silly because they aren't self sufficient. They don't know how to or don't have it in them to sustain themselves. Thank god for survival of the fittest, when there is no more stores to shop I assume these idiots will starve to death and then the animals can snack on their corpses.

I'm sorry. If you need some one to talk to I will do my best to be there for you and be as helpful as I can.

Well certainly if he's still a grown man he can't look that

Oh my

Wtf I liked it, tis cute and funny imo. Very charming, I love you now.

Yeah like every day. Luckily people find my clumsiness and other silly qualities to be quite endearing.

Kinda just hoping by now you could come to realize that this might be happening for other reasons. It's out of your control either way until further notice so please don't stress yourself to death about it when there's nothing to be done. Think about how unhelpful and unhealthy it is and how you may be driving yourself mad for no reason anyway. You will be ok. Sorry about your state of anxiety and paranoia. I do understand what that is like, tbh have been to therapy for it so I apologize for being rude.

This one guy left literally after like 10 minutes when he got a message from some chick that would for sure bang. He was really upfront about it obviously.

I think you have no clue about any of this and she's young or dumb as well otherwise you two wouldn't over estimate the regularity of a period. You keep posting about it no matter how many people link you to or type to you about the many things that cause irregular periods. Has she been hanging out with other chicks, eating like shit, or is a heifer? I'm guessing something trivial like that is the culprit and both of you probably don't need to further copulate.

Damn it!

Sorry my sigless self angers you so oh naggy one.

You're right, I need me an anime sig.

I'm good, I don't need someone to nag and put me in a headlock when I get sick. Looking for soup and a pat on the head type thing.

Offworlder1 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Offworlder1 posted...

Dude no you don't sisters are worse then brothers, more people complain about their sisters then their brothers.

yeah but at least i dont have to worry about my sister trying to shank me

No instead you need to worry about their druggy, thug, nutjob boyfriends/ex boyfriends/baby daddys.

Right? Also my sister has attacked me numberous times so just because it's a chick doesn't mean the shanking goes out the window. I will do anything to be away from my sister including being homeless which I have done to get away from her a few times and would do 100 times over again if I had to. Imo you should prob just get a tent somewhere and go live in the woods. If your mom is willing to put you both on danger then it's prob best you just worry about yourself. Good luck.

You're drunk

Uh yeah, you're supposed to like her enough that you don't feel like that about it.

A future welcher has been born

So much for your chivalrous persona, mean mean man!

Ugh that's what I really need right now, some 'I told you so" bs. How very helpful, thanks. My dog was more sympathetic. Cough on you.

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Where is darkcloud.

Bring her to me.

sup darth vader

Are you wearing your Star Wars pajamas to bed tonight?

Nah I dun wanna have nightmares about you -_-

When you dream of I, you dream of greatness, m'lady.

Now rise and shine.

I've come to notice you're so good with words! How dreamy. Super suave. Bordering on chivalrous.

I just woke up, I have bronchitis and pretty sure I just slept 16 hours. Basically I need to be looked after soo..

Where is Volkswagen_Bros.

Bring him to me.

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

darkcloud posted...

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

Where is darkcloud.

Bring her to me.

sup darth vader

Are you wearing your Star Wars pajamas to bed tonight?

Nah I dun wanna have nightmares about you -_-

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

Where is darkcloud.

Bring her to me.

sup darth vader

I am white as the pure driven snow.

MrPeppers posted...

It's probably best to recommend they work with someone trained to handle ADHD and dyslexic kids. There are a bunch of learning strategies and techniques professionals have worked on specifically for kids with those problems.

I agree. One of the parents told me the school advised the same yet she still asked me to do it even though I made her aware prior I have no such training.

I am tutoring a couple and tbh it's tough. I have been looking online on how to go about teaching because I don't think going about it regularly is most helpful. Not sure what strategy to take next but some days I feel defeated like a inner city school teacher in an impoverished area. Am I in over my head without being equipped for this type of thing? Should it be left to a professional? They are deciding to come to me knowing that I'm not one and I'm starting to feel like I should be turning them down because I'm not.

How lovely and thank you kindly. Also I'm going to go ahead and believe that's true since I did spend like 10 minutes on that masterpiece.

What was once a heartfelt poem is now a woeful song of unrequited love.

You're my sunshine after a rain
The float to my parade
Ferris to my wheel
Magician hat reveal
You're the wag to my tail
First meal outta jail
The hop to my pop
Lap to my top
You're my cord to the cable
Flowers on the table
Dust to my buster
The pecan to my cluster
You're the Key Lime to my pie
Hello to my hi
Sloppy to my Jo
The kite I won't let go

opalescent

Wasn't Julian Assange posting cryptic messages about the vaults a couple months ago? Suspicious.

I had a good run of thinking this everyday for like 3 weeks recently and it's how I feel about me most the time but this week I hate myself so I guess it comes and goes

Veggeta X posted...

Don't they make you pee or shit it out?

Ya they do a thing to break them up so you can pee them out. If they give you something besides pain meds after it's prob something to help make you pee more to get them out of your system. Pretty painful tbh. I know moms who have had kidney stones and say they rather give birth again. Best wishes tc!

solosnake posted...

I dont have any CEfriends :(

You've done it now. I'm going to be your friend and there is nothing you can do about it

Uh yeah you would think they are liable somehow, they neglected her almost to death. I don't see why just because someone didn't die that there is no suit to be filed. I see those commercial for lawyers about neglect in nursing homes all the time. Kind of sick that your care is left in the hands of people who aren't held responsible if they don't care for you correctly. Sounds like a bunch of bs to me.

I can't imagine how hopeless her and all of you really felt when she went through that procedure all for not. How awful. I'm glad she pulled through after everything, she sounds like a fighter. My dad had a pacemaker and I know it's not ideal but there are some quality of life suffering things that are worth it to be able to still have a life at all.

I hope it brought you and your mom closer, it def seems to have made a big impact on you. Thanks for fighting through the pain of reliving this to tell this story. I hope it can help you even if it doesn't change anyone else's mind who may be taking their parents for granted. I lost both my parents to diseases, one to congestive heart failure so I know the despair that comes with knowing a persons vital organ isn't holding up and it's a terrible hopeless thing.