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but how strong is her throat?

SlamVook posted...

She said she didnt want me to go down on her because "It would be gross for her if i kissed her with the same mouth i gave her an oral" as well.

orly? i thought girls loved that shit. must be a heat-of-the-moment thing, like going ass-to-mouth.

not a great idea to fuck with girls who don't like foreplay/BJs imo; you're gonna have a meh time.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

I'd bet money @Syncronous spanks it to invalids.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

she's a lil cray-cray, but she's paying your way. mmm, envious. wish I had a meal ticket.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

this is what all those ham-beasts visualize themselves looking like. she's on the lower spectrum of fat. still nicely proportioned. no "bingo wings" or fat flaps visible.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

TheVipaGTS posted...

"i hope Justin Timberlake sees this and offers to take me"

this chick is fine as fuck. I think this is the angle she was going for.

that, or she's super annoying and socially awkward.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

may-may because it triggers people
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

nevermind him, Milkman. ya dun good.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

fuzzylittlbunny posted...

You could come to Hawaii too if you want Japanese chicks. You wouldn't need to know Japanese, there are great beaches, and you don't even need to search around for the hotties. Just come to Ala Moana or Waikiki and I guarantee that literally within 10 seconds you'll spot a hot Asian chick :3

you know what? i'm not completely against that idea. don't need a passport, and it might be cheaper than goin' to Japan. now I don't have to worry about getting change for new currency...right? or is there some form of Hawaiian Shekels being used?
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

...and then you slashed her jugular, right? Right??
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

Returning_CEmen posted...

Shrug my shoulders and keep walking.

not my biz. sticking your nose out only gets it chopped off.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

Paragon21XX posted...

brotrrwinner posted...

Hepatitis C, final answer

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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

looks like someone's winning Best Pig Award.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

I can hear the sirens wailing in the distance. No, really. I live in a bad city.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

hey, guys I- ...what is going on in here? account suicides? trolling? tf?
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

Fart_Tzar posted...

Saloonist posted...

smoliske posted...

Milkman5 posted...

If 5 posters quote this post, I'll make10 more gifs of this girl and post 15 pictures

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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

mm-hmm. it's a gift and a curse; they're so pretty that everyone just assumes they get romanced/laid/hit on all the time, all day, every day.

they better learn to speak up before they wither into old hags.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

i read that piece of paper as "Hot Wheel STD"

nice butt.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

so, what fat, wasteful, and stupid queef-stain had the bright idea to make a contest out of binging on food? and we have "no food" to give to starving people? humans are so stupid.

no disrespect to her or her fam, but if you try to swallow a pancake whole, you're gonna choke, possibly to death.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

i always wondered what DeviantArt looked like IRL...that's some serious inflation.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

will it purge, or will it ascend to the 500 Club? stay tuned, folks! same FAQ time, same FAQ channel!
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

what's all this nonsense about immigrating into Japan? I just wanna fuck around for a week there. I'm sure there's plenty of tourist spots and plenty of "gaijin hunters", too :P it's [Current Year], guys. try to think more positive.

also, more T&A from the lovely lady this topic is supposed to revolve around.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

well they are quite short. I'd probably look like a giant to most of them.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

hyperbole, dood. hyperbole. and you both play grab-ass (or in this case, slap-ass) at work? i'd be fired on the spot for some nonsense like that. probably thrown in jail, too. then murdered when they find out I was playing ass-slaps with a 17-year-old.

Wish my best friend was my supervisor... =T
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

mmm, booty meat
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.

there's quite a few twenty-somethings lusting after teeny boppers on here >.>

like, whole other threads of people. ffs, gamefaqs...
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
Skull and crossbones. Poisonous pathways.

>girl licks you in the face
>doesn't fuck her then and there

ffs, what are you doing with your life, TC??
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
Skull and crossbones. Poisonous pathways.

smoliske posted...

unless you're Asian, you'll be considered an outcast in Japan. they are very Xenophobic

I'm already an outcast, so that'll be just dandy. besides, there are places where tourists are welcome or at least not awkwardly stared at...
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
-The Official Ninja-Pirate Dood of all boards-

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

O_O
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*is now looking up prices for passport*
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
-The Official Ninja-Pirate Dood of all boards-

If Chris Hansen got a hold of this thread, he'd be the one laughing out loud.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
-The Official Ninja-Pirate Dood of all boards-

extended topic on CE not get btfo

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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
-The Official Ninja-Pirate Dood of all boards-

holy crap, I found another one. it's odd seeing topics on CE not get btfo.

I've toed that line a few times, but I like not being in jail, so I always lean toward the "she must be 18+ to ride this ride" mentality.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
-The Official Ninja-Pirate Dood of all boards-

I want her to hit me in the face with her muff.
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Not even God can find a lost opportunity.
-The Official Ninja-Pirate Dood of all boards-

SerperiorThanU posted...

BlackDruidLOL posted...

SerperiorThanU posted...

PolishCockatiel posted...

Why does she look 12?

Because you think only your culture matters.

this

Yep

indubitably!
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A lost opportunity can never be found
Stand proud, and step with vigor

smoliske posted...

ValedictorianDr posted...

NinjaPirateDood posted...

I need to get a passport...

lol

he's in for a world of surprise when he gets to Japan and is looked as if he were a leper

ayy, there's places in Japan where the women go crazy for some gaijin D. and I'mma let 'em have it.
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A lost opportunity can never be found
Stand proud, and step with vigor

smoliske posted...

NinjaPirateDood posted...

If I was teleported to Japan, I'd devour all the Asian womens and have like a million babies. Wait, that's a lot of alimony...maybe two or three kids, then.

Alimony doesn't exist in Japan and child support is virtually voluntary

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If I was teleported to Japan, I'd devour all the Asian womens and have like a million babies
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If I was teleported to Japan, I'd devour all the Asian womens and have like a million babies. Wait, that's a lot of alimony...maybe two or three kids, then.
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I'm highly animated, even though I'm decomposin'

good show, mate. just don't take a dip in her swimming pool till July. that's jail time.

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

My neighbor has a 16ish year old daughter that I'm pretty positive has a thing for me. During the summer if I would mow the grass during the day (when her parents weren't home). She would come lay out in her skimpiest bikini every damn time.

I had to start cutting my grass in the evening because I don't need that shit in my life.

...I'm not sure what to say to this. I've never heard of anything like that. Just...wow.
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I'm highly animated, even though I'm decomposin'

I need to get a passport...
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I'm highly animated, even though I'm decomposin'

It's a matter of perspective, really. You see 12, I see 21.
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Reality is the worst dream.

...what is happening to this topic?
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Reality is the worst dream.

"Ameridumbs", indeed...

This is why we can't have nice things -_-
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Reality is the worst dream.

I wanna bite that butt.
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Reality is the worst dream.