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TopicWhat should I get David for his birthday? He turns 60.
Hambo the Hog
05/29/17 3:58:01 PM
#9
Engagement ring.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs Surf Raichu still legal?
Hambo the Hog
05/29/17 3:49:07 PM
#5
That's silly given that Alolan Raichu surfs.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCrash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy = GOTY
Hambo the Hog
05/29/17 3:37:52 PM
#13
I think a cartoonier look woulda been better, but it doesn't look bad.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWindy and cloudy, but still warm in the woods
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 10:36:19 PM
#15
Yeah, hope it's nice out.



...Take pics. >_>
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGodammit! I think I want David for real. I don't just want a buddy realtionship.
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 11:58:03 AM
#29
What we have right now is working for me, and I rather have that than nothing.

But I also want more.

I think I want David for real. I don't just want a buddy relationship.

???
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicso...January's meme was Salt Bae, February was Roll Safe, March was...
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 11:34:41 AM
#23
What was Salt Bae again?
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicC/D: It ain't you
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 11:29:56 AM
#20
I didn't know you could make polls with multiple identical answers. Someone knew it, but it ain't me.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIs Lex Luthor even evil?
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 11:23:13 AM
#20
Lex Luthor's plans to kill aliens often involve a lot of baggage that nobody fucking wants.If people just let him do whatever the hell he wanted 100% of the time, he'd be a lot more effective.A lot more people would also be dead, but he'd be a lot more effective.

For the good of everyone / Except the ones who are dead.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWindy and cloudy, but still warm in the woods
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 11:16:13 AM
#11
I want your life. Aside from the weird relationship drama.


...Actually, I'd take that, too.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGodammit! I think I want David for real. I don't just want a buddy realtionship.
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 11:13:01 AM
#26
Tell him what you want. It's just gonna keep eating you up inside. All you have to lose is your current relationship, which clearly isn't actually working for you.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI like my women like I like my pizzas
Hambo the Hog
05/28/17 10:47:15 AM
#11
Greasy and round?
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicTRUTH: Tri-force heroes is the worst Zelda by far.
Hambo the Hog
05/27/17 3:31:04 PM
#11
Tri Force Heroes is a lot of fun if you have two friends to play with. Solving three part puzzles and trying to coordinate attacks with two other people is a blast. It's kinda tedious to play alone and VERY tedious to play with randos online, but in the right conditions, it's great.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI don't like red head girls
Hambo the Hog
05/27/17 1:14:24 PM
#3
Racist.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat's a good gag gift to get my friend who's getting married next week?
Hambo the Hog
05/27/17 12:58:54 PM
#18
A beautiful leather binder pre-loaded with divorce papers.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic"Y'all" is a much better plural pronoun than "You".
Hambo the Hog
05/27/17 12:44:05 PM
#2
Yeah, but even then, in many dialects, "y'all" is still singular. The plural is "all y'all" lol.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicis there a,game where the sequel final boss is the protagonist/PC to the prequel
Hambo the Hog
05/26/17 12:36:16 PM
#10
The Kingdom Hearts series has a couple cases of that.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFucking cougars
Hambo the Hog
05/25/17 10:11:01 AM
#5
I thought this was gonna be about furries...
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIt would behoove you to have sex with me.
Hambo the Hog
05/25/17 6:32:43 AM
#2
omg im so turned on right now.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI had multiple dreams about Harry Styles last night
Hambo the Hog
05/22/17 3:45:25 PM
#4
So what did it mean? Also, agreed that he should cut off that gross mop.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicultimatum is a funny word
Hambo the Hog
05/21/17 12:36:06 AM
#2
A fruit containing the ultimate power.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicYou need to pee REALLY bad... but your roommate is making out with his boyfriend
Hambo the Hog
05/21/17 12:33:49 AM
#38
Pee on the guy in the white shirt, then take his place.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI always wanted to see/make a movie do a complete 180 for no reason.
Hambo the Hog
05/20/17 8:50:54 PM
#7
lol I was thinking about something like that zombie one a few days ago. It starts as a haunted house movie, but partway through, the main character wises up and moves out. The rest plays out as a romcom and the mc meets the love of their life and lives happily ever after. Around the end of the movie, there's a throwaway line, probably playing on a tv in the background, about a mysterious and horrifying murder in the house the mc moved out of.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicBoobs are for children. Asses are for men
Hambo the Hog
05/20/17 2:01:34 PM
#9
Man asses are for manly men.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicIsnt it fucking bizarre how your brain automatically merges each eye's view
Hambo the Hog
05/20/17 1:59:07 PM
#4
Mustard tastes weird. I don't like it.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPepsi vs. Coke
Hambo the Hog
05/14/17 4:36:03 PM
#7
Diet Coke > Diet Pespi > Pepsi > Coke
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDumb things your parents have said/done with video games
Hambo the Hog
05/14/17 3:18:02 PM
#42
One of my favorite memories with my aunt is when my cousins and I were playing SSBM. She saw me fighting Bowser and gave me the advice: "Watch out for his spikes, they're very sharp." My cousins and I cracked up. I think she was at least kinda joking when she said it, but her commitment to the bit was fantastic.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCE, what are your favourite 2D platformers?
Hambo the Hog
05/14/17 2:53:42 PM
#11
Sonic Advance
Sonic Advance 2
Kirby Triple Deluxe
Kirby Planet Robobot
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic21 Things Men Should NEVER Wear
Hambo the Hog
05/14/17 12:34:12 PM
#84
But she talks like it's gross and it just isn't. Dudes in tanks are beautiful. Also I live in Arizona. Tanks and flip flops are strictly required by any casual dress code here.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic21 Things Men Should NEVER Wear
Hambo the Hog
05/14/17 12:26:09 PM
#82
Okay, I complained about her point about tanks before, but now it's bugging me again. She said something like no girl wants to see a guy in a tank and it's sooo gross. Bullshit. I'm a gay dude, but guys with nice arms are an incredible sight in tanks. Even not so hot dudes look hotter in tanks like 90% of the time. I'm sorry you don't like hairy pits, but don't pretend that NO girl likes tanks just because of that.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicUnbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season 3 starting May 19
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 4:55:07 PM
#6
I watched season 1 and loved it. Once season 3 is out, I'll hafta renew my subscription to watch 2 and 3.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicNo More Heroes is underrated as fuck
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 4:49:46 PM
#10
Fun, cathartic button masher on easy. I tried hard mode once in each game and gave up in like 30 seconds.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDid you ever play Adiboo as a kid?
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 4:44:59 PM
#2
No, and just by looking at it, thank god.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow far would you go to save your own life?
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 3:05:47 PM
#6
I'd give my life for it.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic21 Things Men Should NEVER Wear
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 3:01:39 PM
#41
No piercings, no tanks, no sandals? This video is homophobic.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicTomba 1 and 2 are the best PSX platforming games ever.
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 2:49:38 PM
#12
They're both really fun, but I think the OP is an exaggeration given that Ape Escape, Spyro trilogy, and Crash trilogy were all on the original PS, too.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicCE, rate what I think is the final version of my Wind Waker pot recreation
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 12:37:54 PM
#13
It's beautiful! Now just fill it up with rupees and give it a good chuckin'.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPick a number before entering: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
Hambo the Hog
05/13/17 1:43:08 AM
#23
Yes! 5 wins! Now (almost) everyone will leave me alone.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicBest in the series #6: Kirby
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 9:50:14 PM
#28
I think the 3ds games are a blast, but I gotta go with Kirby Air Ride.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHOT GAY guy getting his nipple kissed
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 9:41:53 PM
#5
You mean his roommate?
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKart racer with famous historical figures
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 8:51:38 PM
#32
Instead of the lightning bolt to slow all the other racers, you get a plague doctor mask. Use it to inflict the black plague on everyone else, causing them to cough and wheeze and briefly drop dead.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKart racer with famous historical figures
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 8:11:12 PM
#20
Oh and The Beatles all ride in a yellow submarine. The Beatles' track would be a diamond-paved road in the clouds. Or an octopus' garden to match their kart.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKart racer with famous historical figures
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 8:04:28 PM
#19
Benjamin Franklin would ride a kite in the same position as Kirby on a Warpstar.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKart racer with famous historical figures
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 7:59:57 PM
#16
Genghis Khan would ride a Kangaskhan. Obviously.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKart racer with famous historical figures
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 7:52:52 PM
#9
Historace
Historacers
Historacing
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHey CE come rate V1.1 of the glass vase I painted like a jar from Wind Waker
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 2:59:53 PM
#7
Aww, looks great. A little more faithful to WW's style now.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHey CE rate this vase I painted like a jar from Wind Waker
Hambo the Hog
05/08/17 10:51:44 AM
#23
Nice. Post some more pics once you're done. :D
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHey CE rate this vase I painted like a jar from Wind Waker
Hambo the Hog
05/07/17 3:06:41 PM
#18
That's cute! And a great idea! Yeah, I was gonna say maybe a glossy finish would help. And brighter colors. But maybe the pic is just in dim lighting.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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