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| Topic | Over 72 hours since my last fap |
| DD Divine 05/21/17 12:33:38 PM #13 | Trumpanzee posted... LittleBirdy posted...Now what? Very nice --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Destiny 2 looking to be GOTY |
| DD Divine 05/21/17 12:28:22 PM #2 | Wait? Nothing carries over? So I'm not even my same dude? Duuuuude --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Amazing speech by President Trump |
| DD Divine 05/21/17 12:10:35 PM #22 | iPhone_7 posted... DifferentialEquation posted...DD Divine posted...Surprised he even made a coherent sentence. A man who uses "very, very" in most of his speeches proves he has a limited vocabulary. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Amazing speech by President Trump |
| DD Divine 05/21/17 12:00:15 PM #11 | Surprised he even made a coherent sentence. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Do you a have your armpits? |
| DD Divine 05/16/17 3:08:10 AM #50 | I have an armpit fetish if that's what you mean --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Watching Requiem for a Dream for the first time |
| DD Divine 05/16/17 3:05:50 AM #35 | DarthAragorn posted... ass to ass Took 14 posts....I'm disappointed --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | The Dakota access pipeline is already leaking oil |
| DD Divine 05/11/17 3:14:12 AM #7 | Oh gee didn't see that coming --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | This fucking happened in the Peter Pan movie? (2015 film) |
| DD Divine 05/10/17 3:44:03 AM #18 | They did this in moulin Rouge too. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Is RoboCop worth watching? |
| DD Divine 05/03/17 3:17:01 AM #28 | Yes but watch the NC-17 version --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | What did hitler do wrong in the war? |
| DD Divine 05/03/17 2:51:53 AM #5 | kkTheKiller42 posted... DD Divine posted...Invade Russia in the winter Should being a key word. He was advised not to and kept attempting it exhausting a large portion of his troops --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | What did hitler do wrong in the war? |
| DD Divine 05/03/17 2:49:57 AM #2 | Invade Russia in the winter --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Anti-vaxxers have to be some of the dumbest people around |
| DD Divine 05/03/17 2:45:39 AM #15 | It goes, in order, 1. Holocaust deniers 2. Flat Earthers 3. Anti-vaxxers 4. Young Earthers 5. Moon landing deniers --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | No one ever asks why we had the Spanish-American War? |
| DD Divine 05/03/17 2:42:43 AM #3 | No one asks why did we have a revolutionary war? Couldn't Washington and King George just talk about it over the phone? Instead of wasting so much money on war. Not smart not how Andrew Jackson would have handled it. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Robert Downey Jr deserved an Oscar for Tropic Thunder |
| DD Divine 05/01/17 3:20:57 AM #4 | Well Heath ledger deserved it a bit more. RDJ was the closest 2nd place though --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | This scene in Peter Jackson's King Kong shits all over Skull Island |
| DD Divine 05/01/17 3:19:55 AM #10 | Poor lumpy. Also I remember music to this scene? Probably wrong it's been years since I've seen this movie --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Not gonna lie... i'd fuck Taylor Swift |
| DD Divine 05/01/17 3:14:52 AM #11 | Over/under lasting 30 seconds --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Celebrities that people think are hot that you don't |
| DD Divine 04/30/17 6:17:05 AM #46 | J-Lo Angelina Jolie --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Republican congressman broke down in tears because gays are allowed to marry LOL |
| DD Divine 04/28/17 4:49:47 PM #78 | Gamer99z posted... DD Divine posted...$20 and my left nut this dude has a TB of lesbian porn on his computer Oh true goodbye old friend --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Republican congressman broke down in tears because gays are allowed to marry LOL |
| DD Divine 04/28/17 4:22:43 PM #69 | $20 and my left nut this dude has a TB of lesbian porn on his computer --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Something random that surprised you today? |
| DD Divine 04/27/17 3:25:42 PM #3 | Took a half day at a middle school to sub an orchestra class. Never played an instrument but they just need a certified instructor in the room. So I show up at noon and the 4th period class was just finishing up and now I get to go to lunch then I have prep period. That's one free hour of nothing that I get paid for. Was not expecting such an easy day --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | You always get perfect bananas when you peel them, but they have a long seed. |
| DD Divine 04/27/17 6:59:24 AM #8 | FF_Redux posted... DD Divine posted...You're just peeling them from the wrong part. I'm sorry I just thought you meant a perfect peel. Why would you peel it if it wasn't ripe Bananas are like reverse traffic lights Green means stop Yellow means go Red means where the fuck did you get that banana --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | You always get perfect bananas when you peel them, but they have a long seed. |
| DD Divine 04/27/17 6:46:09 AM #3 | You're just peeling them from the wrong part. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Trump: I want my face on the 20. Harriet Tubman isn't even relevant anymore. |
| DD Divine 04/26/17 11:58:57 PM #2 | It does sound like something he wound say --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | $30 million but you gain 100 lbs of fat or perfect body and health |
| DD Divine 04/26/17 11:58:14 PM #22 | King Rial posted... Sami1000 posted...Perfect health apply to mental health as well? If yes, then that instead of money. This so much this --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | How come girls can wear fun things, but guys can't |
| DD Divine 04/26/17 11:33:47 PM #4 | They're not women's clothing if you buy them for yourself --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Trump backs away from demand for border wall money |
| DD Divine 04/25/17 5:14:39 AM #59 | I'm telling you he's suffering from early stages of Dementia. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Lucha Underground is so much kickassery |
| DD Divine 04/13/17 3:13:52 AM #4 | Best wrestling out there --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | "Trump is the president so you should respect him" |
| DD Divine 04/13/17 3:12:24 AM #16 | Like the guy who's truck had anti Obama stuff on it respected Obama --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Leaked Battlefront 2 teaser commercial |
| DD Divine 04/12/17 3:54:55 AM #4 | Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | What's the sleaziest thing you've ever done? |
| DD Divine 04/12/17 1:50:15 AM #46 | Made out with my friends mom after said friend went out with this girl I liked after I told him I was going to ask her out. We probably would have gone further but she got pretty wasted and was blacking out. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | 3 years later and the Internet's reaction to Brian's *Family Guy spoilers* |
| DD Divine 04/11/17 7:05:38 PM #40 | chill02 posted... he should have stayed dead --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Is it b7 if i post a toy with its face in the crotch of another toy? |
| DD Divine 04/11/17 4:11:59 PM #9 | He looks bored --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | The Simpsons: Hit & Run |
| DD Divine 04/11/17 4:10:10 PM #12 | I liked the crazy taxi game too --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | What are your top ten movies? |
| DD Divine 04/11/17 4:08:07 PM #15 | Terminator Jaws Aliens Empire strikes back Terminator 2 Titanic Fellowship of the Ring My cousin Vinny Seven Rocky horror --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Easter is on a Sunday this year. |
| DD Divine 04/11/17 4:03:56 PM #16 | There's a small chance Thanksgiving will be on a Thursday this year. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | Man raped teenage lesbian daughter to show her that sex with men is better. |
| DD Divine 03/13/17 1:55:54 AM #36 | Wonder how much lesbian porn he has on his computer --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
| Topic | This Japanese girl is also 21 years old. |
| DD Divine 01/20/17 1:41:53 AM #26 | Bathe her. And bring her to me --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. |
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