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@ASithLord7 posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

"Oh it represented racism, lets try to hide the fact that is part of this country's history"

No, it's "It represents racism, let's stop honoring that legacy and recognize that fact"

So, you think we should erase George Washington from history then as well correct? he was a slave owner after all, and slavery represents racism
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K181 posted...

Confederate apologists can honor their past as much as they want. Just don't be surprised that people don't want to honor traitors.

I don't think you have a clue what "traitor" means
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@Ving_Rhames posted...

In what way is that re-writing history

I don't think you understand what that term means, so you shouldn't ever use it again unless you enjoy looking like a dumb fuck lmao

How old are you kid? 11? 12?

"Oh it represented racism, lets try to hide the fact that is part of this country's history"

That's exactly what trying to re-writing history is.
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Fuck off. We can't rewrite history to fit your agenda

By this stupid logic, we should hide the fact George Washington was president, and take down his monument, because he was a slave owner.
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EvalAngell posted...

Everyone knows if you want horsepower you go American. If you want luxury you go German.

And if you want Reliability and high resale value you stay the hell away from a Mercedes

Riddled with problems, so expensive to maintain, and in a year it won't even be worth 20% of what it was bought for
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http://www.wrdw.com/content/news/Work-requirements-drop-thousands-in-Georgia-from-food-stamps-424376273.html

If you don't work, you should receive benefits at all, simple as that
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Dash_Harber posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

Hope they don't railroad you into doing it for less!

They won't, they want this road pretty bad, and they need my signature before anything can happen

I know, but years and years of Westerns have taught me that people will go to pretty stupid and slimy lengths to get people off the land they want.

Luckily I have a pretty good lawyer.
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ArchangelBaruch posted...

That's a really bad offer. Though seeing how low the oil prices are now, don't expect an offer anywhere near as last time.

Then they aren't getting a pipe through my property.

I'll take $50 a foot, I wont go any lower, because this will most likely make my property value plummet
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Dash_Harber posted...

Hope they don't railroad you into doing it for less!

They won't, they want this road pretty bad, and they need my signature before anything can happen
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They're asking 723 feet at $2.00 a foot

Fuck that noise, last time I had gas work done, they paid $40 a foot for $20,780

I want $50 a foot from Shell, or 60% of what the pipe brings

$32,000 coming my way :D
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Am i the only person with a brain who's tired of hearing people put "Gate" after every word?
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@Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

This isn't your first whiny topic about job interviews. Are you having really bad luck finding a job or is this a weird gimmick? I'm assuming it's a first job or something because of the learned in a day comment which makes me assume you're applying for min wage jobs.

I apply for about 100 jobs per week, but because employers are fucking stupid, and do't understand you don't need a college degree or experience, I don't get the job
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@Burgess posted...

So companies should just hire people just to hire them. Doesn't matter if they're qualified or not.

Unless you're a doctor, a lawyer, or an engineer of some sort, every job on the planet will have the same Qualifications

Have a pulse? You're qualified for almost any job on this planet

Seriously, you don't need 5 years of experience to do anything
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You're entitled to $1,000 cash

Would stop employers from not hiring people because they dont like them

Dont give me this "you don't have enough experience" nonsense, there is nothing your company does that can't be learned in under a day
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Not a fan of beer, but I would fuck her brains out.
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I've been here off and on for about 13 years now.
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Spherticus posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Spherticus posted...

who

He's am old user who died irl.

wat happen

IIRC correctly he had cancer.

RIP man, I didn't think it was that long ago
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BilalPowell posted...

Good deal. I paid 20K a year for 8 classes. And a bed I guess.

This is a community college.
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I forgot to mention that that $900 is for in county residents, of which I live in the next county over, so $1800 for 2 classes.
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Sativa_Rose posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

Actually just did a tuition calculator on their website, says its $5k for 25 credits, what will 25 credits get me?

About 1/5th of a bachelor's since it's 120 or 128 or so. Maybe slightly different at different schools.

Only really going for an associates right now.
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Actually just did a tuition calculator on their website, says its $5k for 25 credits, what will 25 credits get me?
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Seeing as how i only got $4400($2200 for fall, and $2200 for spring) in financial aid, what are my options?
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that would make it about $16,000 for 60 credits, enough for an associates degree.
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@Giant_Aspirin posted...

what about people who work part-time?

AlBundy33 posted...

Burgess posted...

How would you recommend paying people then.

Salary pay, You make X amount of dollars per year, vacation and sick time guaranteed

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Burgess posted...

How would you recommend paying people then.

Salary pay, You make X amount of dollars per year, vacation and sick time guaranteed
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Overtime still applies after 40 hours though
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itachi15243 posted...

Someone can't sell shit to save their life.

This is true, I will not deny it
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Maybe a base salary with commission is fine, but commission only pay should either be totally illegal, or you should get 100% of every sale

Keep getting offers to do insurance sales, but all of them only pay commission, I am not polite to these asswipes and tell them very bluntly where they can stick this "job"

If I'm working for you, you bet your ass you're paying me for every second I'm there, none of this "If you don't sell we aren't paying you" nonsense
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ChromaticAngel posted...

the job listing or recruiter usually tells you the position open is for $X - $Y salary range before you even send in a resume. The offer you get depends on your qualifications, how badly you're needed, and how much the interviewers liked you.

I'd like to know where you get this information, out of 100 job postings, maybe 1 or 2 will give a range
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Don't want to accept an interview, than have to tell them to piss off, because they don't pay worth a damn
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@pinky0926 posted...

I dunno, it's like you guys are indirectly admitting that you're inexperienced in the job market, and at the same time saying "I know better than the employers who have been doing this shit for decades".

Fact is, you would do exactly the same thing in their shoes. If you owned a business and one of your primary goals was risk mitigation, you'd choose the employee with experience over the one without, all other things being equal. If they have the ability to pick one of 100 candidates out of a list then obviously they'll choose the strongest one.

Jobs don't have to be easy or hard, but any job performed by someone with experience will go smoother. You get a 28 year old barista with 5 years experience to run a cafe in rush hour VS an 18 year old who's never done it before, you'll quickly figure out that there's a lot more to the job than making cups of coffee. That 28 year old will work faster, will need less training, will handle difficult customers better, and will be far less likely to do something disastrous and costly.

As far as the "you need 10 years experience for this entry level job" thing goes, I've read a lot of memes about it but never actually seen it happen to anything close to that level of ridiculousness.

No, only dumb people would do this, if it were me personally, I'd pick the guy with no experience, because then i can teach him the right way to do things, rather the guy who's developed shortcuts, and possibly the wrong way to do things for years
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@REMercsChamp posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

@REMercsChamp posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

The job isn't that hard, there is nothing your company does that can't be learned in a few hours.

Is this all jobs or are you referring to one in particular

Aside from doctors, lawyers, engineers, and airplane pilots, all jobs

Right...and you wonder why you're unemployed

Not unemployed at all, actually

Seriously, what job do you do that can't be taught? (Hint: The correct answer is nothing)
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@REMercsChamp posted...

AlBundy33 posted...

The job isn't that hard, there is nothing your company does that can't be learned in a few hours.

Is this all jobs or are you referring to one in particular

Aside from doctors, lawyers, engineers, and airplane pilots, all jobs
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Then sue for discrimination when they turn me down because I'm white.
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HaVeNII7 posted...

Because people with experience are less likely to fuck up, or be somebody who chills for a couple of weeks and quits.

If employers honestly think this bullshit is true, they have some serious problems

And while we're on the subject, whats the deal with this stupid situational questions? anyone can make any bullshit up to answer a question, this is the exact opposite of the proper way to interview someone
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The job isn't that hard, there is nothing your company does that can't be learned in a few hours.
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Limit them as in there should only be 100 or so

They abuse these visas, and put American citizens out of work

The rule should be, if you're not a citizen, you're not getting a job here
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Is there any point?
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Likes football

0/10, I like women with a brain
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If you charge money for your college, that makes you a for-profit college, which those are illegal now IIRC
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I don't know who told this guy he is funny, but they should be thrown in jail
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itachi15243 posted...

I can maybe agree with the second two, but the first one would be a huge drain on company resources and probably end up getting people laid off, and shut down smaller businesses.

The way I look at this is, if you aren't willing to interview everyone, you should not be interviewing anyone.
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The job you're offering is not hard at all, theres absolutely nothing your company does that can't be taught in an hour at most.
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1. if you apply for a position, the employer must give you an interview, no exceptions
2. you are not allowed to require experience, unless it is for something like a doctor, lawyer, or engineer
3. Job postings must have a salary range, no more of that "pay will be based on experience" bullshit, the only employers with the balls to post that are ones who don't want to pay you anything.

Edit: forgot 2

4. Employers should be forbidden at checking credit. Your credit has no impact on how you work whatsoever
5. Every job should be represented by a union if you employ more than 20 people.
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Why introduce the Grand Mac and Mac jr. to get rid of them a few months later?
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Doesn't help when you had a pedophile as your spokesperson either
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I'm an asshole, but I care

The above statement is true, except for the caring part, I'm an insufferable dickhead, and I do not care.
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Jesus Christ, is it really hard to type "you" instead of "u"?

Whenever I was dating, if a girl sent me a text, and any part of it was abbreviated, I cut off contact immediately
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

It's been 4 years why are you still mad?

4 years for what? and because it seems like all manufacturers are ignoring laptops, in favor of trying to push tablets, i'm not saying they're bad, I have 4 of them, but I also have 2 laptops
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You will never have a tablet that's as powerful as a laptop. Except for the Microsoft Surface, which is a laptop with a keyboard that you can detach
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