Lurker > dawiseone4

massage his prostate to get him really going

i fuck in public

i work 24's pretty regularly so yeah 16 isn't that big of a deal.

5. “I have a super important job interview, pick out an outfit for me?”

whats wrong with the gay friends i have had have great style lol

also what the fuck did deathclaws evolve from

cool guess i'll have to take a look at the fallout bible

apolloooo posted...

dawiseone4 posted...

Is it assumed the whole world is in ruin? Or just the United States that was nuked?

Everywhere. If you read fallout bible, the europe, russia and africa had a nuclear wars too prior to the china - america great wars

Oh is that why they assumed it was imminent to America as well?

Did they not learn from the nuclear wars of other continents that it would result in absolute devastation? smh

Is it assumed the whole world is in ruin? Or just the United States that was nuked?

How am I trolling if you are agreeing with what I'm saying.

Also, yes, I had a PS2. That's where I played the original KH and hence why I'm upset that it looks like KH3 will be trash.

Terra-enforcer posted...

You definitely never had a PS2 if you think that at all. Unless you mean the in game engine almost looks like the CGI from the PS2 games, which is a big accomplishment.

definitely fuckin not wtf

Looks like a PS2 game tbh. What have they been doing this whole time?

Questionmarktarius posted...

It's the internet. Decent conversations do not exist.

humans are weird.

A serious post to a serious thread will derail within 4-5 uh sub-posts(?) and at that point its all memes and stupid fuckin puns that somehow the whole world seems funny.

About foreign policies regarding the cold war and the cold war's effects on the US culturally and economically (totally gonna mention Rocky 4).

Why the fuck did I wait until last minute to do this smhhh.

also, just cus

Chicken posted...

Nah i dont think its cheating. It doesnt make the game any easier, it just makes it so that you dont look like a little boy dressing up as a transformer for halloween.

do you know how i go about editing armor values to items lol

would it be cheating to wear something aesthetic and then mod in the armor points that i would normally have from gear???

assuming i can even do that.

Only wearing it because of the insanely good armor bonuses.




Most of it came from this Raider mod that basically gives them good armor and buffs so they're actually somewhat of a challenge.

did i trigger you guys

did i trigger you all sorry

ayy lmao

Coolppl Owns posted...

dawiseone4 posted...

COVxy posted...

This is the most dudebro topic on this board.

i agree considering your boy didn't get any pussy tonight smh

well if it makes you feel any better you probably werent getting it up after 20 beers

you right

also no hangover


i am a god.

COVxy posted...

This is the most dudebro topic on this board.

i agree considering your boy didn't get any pussy tonight smh

YookaLaylee posted...

That seems like a very small amount

Is it? :(

solosnake posted...

its also called planet

but im not talking about the word planet i'm talking about the word WORLD.

pic of my gains for reference

Asherlee10 posted...

That was at least 2000 calories... gross.

No doubt but I am very active and work out 4 times a week. That's the only way I think that my body was able to metabolize that much alcohol without me getting too drunk.

MegaTech posted...

The thought of that makes my stomach hurt

I mean it hurt after I shotgunned the beers but after a burp or two I was good to go for another one.

tbh i could have done more but that was all the canned beers we had for the night.

I also took a dope ass snapchat of my friend making the shotgun hole with his thumb. Literally how do you make a hole in a beer can solely your thumb.

iLeikCheese posted...

Well, world doesn't only apply to yours. We have a more specific name for that

I mean, obviously. But who else in the universe uses the word "world"? Oh wait. No one else that we know does.

In total I probably had 20 beers tonight. The record from one of my other friends was 8. I shattered the fuck out of that record. I may or may not have an alcohol problem. But I had a damn good time. AMA.

Like think about it.

That's the word that we use to describe the planet that is the equivalent of winning the lottery 100x in a row? The only planet known thus far to have any kind of life?

And it's spelled WORLD?

Weird.

Shadowplay posted...

GOATSLAYER posted...

Shadowplay posted...

Isn't Gal Gadot an ectomorph though? She might have a hard time getting bulky.

That ectomorph, mesomorph, emdomorph stuff isn't real. That was proven a long time ago

Eh, regardless, the general idea of thinner framed people not being able to put on as much muscle has some truth to it.

you're confusing "as much" with "more difficult".
because no it doesn't.

Pastryarchy posted...

Well she is a demigod. They don't really need bicep veins...

yeah while we're at it we just just have casted Superman as a nerd with no muscles because he doesn't need bicep veins.

Shadowplay posted...

Isn't Gal Gadot an ectomorph though? She might have a hard time getting bulky.

doesn't mean she can't put on muscle.

i mean obviously not as dramatic as that because that's not gadot's body type.

but

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dccu/images/8/8e/Wonder_Woman_first_look_promo.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160708135809

literally no muscle tone whatsoever.

There's women at my local gym who look more fit than her.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-wlRHpQwhAeg/UqSuFSGKWLI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/xyh8N4tL07o/s1600/justice-league-gina-carano-wonder-woman.jpg

Something like that tbh.

im just saying

im in socal too but im more of a the 10 the 210 the 15 and the 215 guy.

Malfurion posted...

Any reason why you aren't pissing in toilet bowl or a urinal like a normal person?

My toilet is broken and I basically I have to manually turn on the water and wait for the bowl to fill up before I can flush it so it's basically just way more convenient to piss in the sink. I'm sure I'm saving water as well.

Plus tons of people do it, pissing in the sink is way more common than you think.

on a side note im pretty upset it looks like I have a roach problem.

Found one in the downstairs bathroom a couple weeks ago. Then found one in my mom's bathroom a few days later. A few days later killed one in my living room. I thought my room/bathroom were protected because they're fairly clean (aside from the whole pissing in the sink thing). And I was proven wrong tonight.

:(

right after a pretty good nap. It was one of those sleeps where you wake up with both a raging erection and the fierce need to urinate. As I was pissing in the sink, I was putting some extra effort into using my kegal muscles because we all know how troublesome it can be pissing with an erection. When suddenly, I noticed right by the sink, less than 6 inches away, on top of a roll of toilet paper... a roach.

The stand off commenced. He was obviously frozen in fear. Myself as well. Both of us nakedly exposed to the natures at hand. I tried not to make any sudden movements, as I was in my most vulnerable state. All of a sudden my single stream of piss turns into two. We all know that erections somehow create a blockage in piss streamage and somehow parts the yellow sea into two seas. Things were beginning to get messy. The roach began to twitch it's antennas. Perhaps notifying its brethren of my noted weakness and strange pissing abnormality. After what seemed like an eternity my bladder emptied and after my sprinkler subsided the roach could sense his end was near.

As soon as I made a slight movement he Usain Bolt'ed into the toilet paper roll in an attempt to hide from the hard dicked God that is me. A useless attempt to extend his disgusting life span. I grabbed the toilet paper roll, emptied him into my sink full of piss remnants and sprayed him with clorox until he ceased to exist.


And that's how I efficiently killed a roach and cleaned my sink at the same time.

DanHaren- posted...

NES4EVER posted...

How many beers per person are you estimating? Grab 4 12 packs of different varieties.

48 beers for 10-15 people? Thats way too much dude. There are always like 2 people who will be pounding it, like 5 each, that will be the max, everyone else will have like 1-2 max cuz they'll be driving home, a few others might have like 3. A 24 pack + 6 pack would suffice.....which is why Ill buy 2 12 packs and keep em in my fridge, and I'd basically assume there will be people bringing 6 packs.

wtf get some real friends that can pound bro. lmao.

cool

any recommended ones?

I played it when it first came out and there were no mods and got halfway through the game before my file save got corrupted.


Looking to make a return, maybe. How has the modding community progressed?

Just saw the first one. Tbh I liked it. I especially liked the soundtrack lol. Definitely cheesy and the CGI does not hold true.

Anyways has anyone seen them all? Do they all just keep getting more ridiculous? Can't believe there's 6 of them wtf.

Also:

Budget: Total (all films): $290 million
Box office: Total (all films): $1.233 billion


Wow. No idea it was so successful. I literally do not know anyone who went to see these movies.

Next to Star Wars, probably the biggest openly known movie twists.

I finally watched it for the first time today. Movie was spoiled over a decade ago to me lol.


It's a really good movie. Cool to watch it from the perspective of knowing the twist but can't help but wonder how it'd feel to not know.

FF_Redux posted...

Weird sound I made
http://sleeptalkrecorder.com/share//Media5//201705/20170526_094806?t=d%20prat

Singing in my sleep
http://sleeptalkrecorder.com/share//Media5//201705/20170526_094849?t=sing

Talk in Swedish
http://sleeptalkrecorder.com/share//Media5//201705/20170526_095040?t=inget%20annat%20prata%20mycket

lmfao thats creepy as fuck dude

Terrible accident and feel poorly for all the people effected. But Ariana Grande is my lady and I need to know if she's okay. How horrible it must be to have this happen at one of your concerts wow.

Roxborough4Ever posted...

not being sarcastic but is runescape still fun? mentioned to a friend i had a ache to play again and he mentioned RS2007 is the one to be on

osrs is dope

im back on it lol