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Duncanwii posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Cuddling is awesome. I wish my fiance would do it more often with me.

Tell him.

Her. I'm not gay.

You spelled fiancée wrong lol.

That's why I was confused.

I forget there's a difference a lot of the time. So female is two e's?

Yes.

I can't believe you didn't know that!

I think what I love about cake is how fluffy it is.

It's like biting into a cloud.

I'm going to have to go with cake.

Duncanwii posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Cuddling is awesome. I wish my fiance would do it more often with me.

Tell him.

Her. I'm not gay.

You spelled fiancée wrong lol.

That's why I was confused.

joe40001 posted...

Is everybody gay on CE now?

Not pejorative, but like, everybody is talking about their SO as male.

There are a lot of gay CE Men.

But even more straight CE Men.

Duncanwii posted...

Cuddling is awesome. I wish my fiance would do it more often with me.

Tell him.

moose_knuckle posted...

Cuck

Why am I a cuck? :(

Just laying in bed with my boyfriend, his arm wrapped around me, and the sound of our combined breathing is amazing.

Trump has always come across as an unintelligent, uneducated moron.

Anyone else read this?

Finishing this series is akin to saying goodbye to a really amazing friend.

This book:

...which is the series to Six of Crows and the final book in the series.

I'm in tears ;_;

He sits next to you and watches you play Zelda.

How do you react? :O

G_G posted...

pee in the guy with the black and white shirt's butthole

Omg.

Wtf?

Tropicalwood posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

Tropicalwood posted...

I've pissed in bottles before under similar circumstances, I've also drank it <_<

Um, why would you drink your own pee?

>.>

I had to indulge my inner Grylls >->

Oh my.

Go_Totodile posted...

Once upon a time there was a massive shitposter named BrutaI. He liked to harass women on CE, but to him it was okay because it was all pretend! Oddly, his victims found him to be harmless, perhaps a type of Stockholm syndrome. Everyone else, normal posters, shitposters, mods all hated him. Then one day everyone telling him to fuck off finally convinced him to close his accounts. The board rejoiced.

The End.

I <3 you, man.

XD

Anyway, I'm going to take a nap.

Later, CE.

*waves*

SSJGrimReaper posted...

you want me to read you a bedtime story??

I would like that :3

My fault for eating so much chocolate cake :(

Tropicalwood posted...

I've pissed in bottles before under similar circumstances, I've also drank it <_<

Um, why would you drink your own pee?

>.>

KogaSteelfang posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

Are you not content with he look of your penis?

I'm sure it looks fine.

It's a bit deformed, so not particularly. I was more implying they'd stop making out to look though. Idk, I guess my humor stinks.

I'm sorry, but deformed?

Also, I feel like you're always so hard on yourself :(

Why? You're cute. And you come across as pretty intelligent.

The opening is not shaped correctly, and is located further down than normal.
And idk why I'm so hard on myself, I just have no self esteem and don't like much about myself. Thanks for the compliments though.

Try enumerating all the good things about yourself every single day when you wake up.

It sounds silly, I know, but it helps.

Ivynn posted...

Ate it once. Felt like I gained 50 pounds.

This.

Raikuro posted...

"Hey guys, I'm way too erect to pee, mind helping out with this?"

XD

KogaSteelfang posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

Are you not content with he look of your penis?

I'm sure it looks fine.

It's a bit deformed, so not particularly. I was more implying they'd stop making out to look though. Idk, I guess my humor stinks.

I'm sorry, but deformed?

Also, I feel like you're always so hard on yourself :(

Why? You're cute. And you come across as pretty intelligent.

Cartwheel_Kick posted...

pee on them then join them

Wtf? >.>

KogaSteelfang posted...

They'll stop once I'm in there with my dick out, I'm sure.
>_>'

Koga has a monster cock :O

mhbigboss posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

StarReaper13 posted...

Tell them that I need to pee.

It's rude to interrupt :(

And keeping the bathroom occupied for no good reason isn't?
He can go somewhere else for that.

:(

StarReaper13 posted...

Tell them that I need to pee.

It's rude to interrupt :(

Bump!

It's much too unhealthy.

I'm not a fan.

in the bathroom:



What do you do? :O

awesome999 posted...

I don't know why but I saved that image

Maybe because it's cute/hot?

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Does he ejaculate webbing?

So dirty lol.

You walk in on him kissing his boyfriend while hanging upside down:



How do you react? :O

Yeah, I heard it's pretty dark.

What makes me happy, though, is hearing that the show is making people more aware of the of impact of cyber bullying. We live in a time in which it's so easy to say the nastiest things behind a computer. So it's good that it's getting people talking, you know?

I'm going to start it tonight after I eat dinner. I'll let you know how I like it!

Have a good night, thanos.

*hugs you*

My older brother is straight.

It happened when I was seventeen.

He came home from college to visit during winter break. I walked into his room awhile he was in the middle of slipping on some boxers. He just started laughing, which made me laugh, and then he told me to get out.

That was it.

Have you watched Netflix's '13 Reasons Why' yet?

I'm kind of curious to see what all the hype is about. I might start it tonight.

Here's hoping your guys' home doesn't blow away :O

I've seen my older brother's dick.

Is dat show really dat good?

I don't really like tuna noodle casserole either, but my boyfriend loves it. I'm mostly making it for him.

I will most likely eat a leftover burrito while he eats the casserole.

Shit weather? Yikes.

It's nice and beautiful over here in the west coast.

@thanosibe

What are you having for dinner?

I'm going to make a tuna noodle casserole.

voldothegr8 posted...

20 years ago maybe, she look like a decrepit skeleton now.

XD

I want to get a 500 topic.

This will be a topic used to achieve that.

thanosibe posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

thanosibe posted...

I'd fuck the conservative out of her.

*smacks thanos*

That slap was on behalf of your wife, you unfaithful bastard!

That was hypothetical Rictor. I'd never honestly do that.

I know.

I do occasionally joke around you know :P

thanosibe posted...

I'd fuck the conservative out of her.

*smacks thanos*

That slap was on behalf of your wife, you unfaithful bastard!

Go_Totodile posted...

Okay fair enough. Anyone who wants to piss off Brutal can't be that bad.

Is that weirdo still lurking around? Or is he finally gone? Hopefully it's the latter.

Feline_Heart posted...

Are you the cute gay roommate?

I think it's pretty obvious that I am indeed the cute gay roommate ;)

Axiom posted...

I liked it when you started posting gay men gifs in random topics and it pissed off some of the more annoying trolls

XD

Shame_Car_2 posted...

fav anime?

Don't hate me for saying this, but I'm not the biggest fan of anime.

I find a lot of it to be a little too over the top and loud. The characters are always so hyper.

Do you like anime?

Undying posted...

What were the last 3 games you played?

Batman Arkham City, Tomb Raider (the 2013 reboot), and Resident Evil 5.

Also, I enjoyed pissing off Brutal. You know? The creepy guy with no life? The one who stalks CE chicks?

Go_Totodile posted...

Okay, what drives you to spam the same topics over and over? Like is it funny to you?

A bunch of CE Men requested I keep doing them, so I did.

Squall28 posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

So AMA?

Your cute gay roommate won't stop spamming. What do you do?

XD

Bump

You guys probably know me for the innumerable "cute gay roommate topics," which started off as a joke and then just kept going.

This topic is for those of you to get to know the real me. The one that is less comical and more serious.

So AMA?

JE19426 posted...

Rictor_91 posted...

What did you do? You never clean up. The apartment is a mess.

I clean up all the time. The only reason the apartment is clean is because I clean it.

Oops.

Sorry then :P