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My name is Ryan. My parents named me after failed Vice-Presidential candidate and Republican cuck Paul Ryan.

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

I often give them the tip and the shaft ;)

His band signed to Sony soon after but his mother wasn't too happy about his decision and his professor thought he was making a mistake at the time..

The band went on to sell more than 36 million records worldwide

LOL what a chode

Forlorn_Ass posted...

I can't stand the community.

The worst on the internet

why peyton, why?

those shoes are fake

Asherlee10 posted...

Who did he fuck in a previous life to get a flawless complexion like that?

your mom

to go bang your mom

NBA and NHL playoffs are equally trash after the first round

Mock drafts don't deserve to be on the list.

A&W

hoes need attention

Bruce Willis is dead

Whale cum

I expected answers like "I procrastinate too much" but you guys are legitimately broken people.

this happens like everyday

username fits

let's find out

@SBAllen do you know who I am?

just delete it, nobody is going to listen anyway

they've always cared, you just started watching the news in 2016

Raikuro posted...

Imagine getting your ass reamed repeatedly by Lance Bass

I just came

pics of sister

Adolf H

mild autism

Fuck no

A bunch of people in my class were like 26-30 when they started

Just buy 2 Big Macs fatass

Going to college made me gay

I fucked your dead grandfather

Checkmate.

ForestLogic posted...

So Wal-mart management is okay with the various other beasts that wander in and shop there, but a fucking turkey is where they draw the line, lol.

I don't understand what they wanted him to do. Tackle it? If he goes to find a manager, by the time they get there it'll probably be long gone. Also, I feel it's important to remember IT'S A TURKEY. It's borderline harmless. I've seen them in our family's yard. They run away from you 99% of the time.

I hope this blows up in their face and they give the guy his job back.

Beat it up and drag it out of the store obvi

SF_Okami posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

SF_Okami posted...

Now if only my team can make the playoffs for once >.>

Buffalo?

Nah Arizona, the only arizona fan born and raised in New York XD

respect

$0 after I fuck your fiancée

MisterPorn posted...

Hummer 2 posted...

you need to have sex in order to get STDs

Damn. Is CE really this ignorant. You can get herpes from kissing. There were kids who got herpes during a circumcision ritual.

explain to me how that's gonna show up in your urine

Kenyan guy has HIV in his blood

Roman reigns

CE

I'm on steroids

you need to have sex in order to get STDs

have you ever had a homosex encounter?

Like a chode

anybody wanna steal my cheap sausage?

next poll of the day should ask if you're a cuck

Rape is acceptable in moderation

I was the respected loner

Scotty_Rogers posted...

In my honest opinion, he was a pedophile and a child molester. You don't want to believe it because he's the King Of Pop and all, but let's be real.

I still love his music, though.

...or because he was tried and found not guilty, but fuck that right?

Sick fade bruh

I know this 5'8 Guyanese dude who's instagram description is "smart, dark, and handsome"

The lengths these manlets go to compensate lol

Questionmarktarius posted...

fire_bolt posted...

6) Create a platform for uploading videos to rival YouTube. Never play ads on it ever because I don't need to monetize the damn thing since I'm rich AF already. Set it up on a subscriber pay wall similar to how Twitch works, so that ANYONE can view videos but you can subscribe to the channel. All revenue from subs goes to the channel creator. Set it up to stream as well. Put both YouTube and Twitch out of business when all their content creators realize they can make WAAAAAAAY more money on my site. This allows content creators to have the freedom to create content the way they want without sweating likes, subs, views, or whatever the hell YT has added to the most recent algorithm. Allows channels to run their OWN ads (but not site sponsored) so they can maintain their ad revenue. In general, make a site where creative people can freely express themselves for our viewing pleasure.

Physically locate the server somewhere in orbit, so that no sovereign state can enforce censorship or copyright.

This is basically going to turn into a giant cp server

A lot of you sound less nerdy and more like you're on the spectrum