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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:42:12 AM
#22
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
It's not surprising you were a virgin


Hard to disagree with you there.
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:36:52 AM
#18
Patty_Fleur posted...
How quickly did you nut?


I wasn't even able to to be honest. We went at it for like an hour and a half, and by the end it was too uncomfortable.
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:34:01 AM
#16
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
I can't blame TC for bragging after losing his virginity. Shouldn't have done it but not surprising.


I knew it was a bad idea, but I was so happy I wanted to tell at least a couple people. There was also the fact that, before we did it, I told her straight up I would probably tell people if we did have sex. We were both high though and she probably thought I was joking.
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:30:07 AM
#13
Waluigi7 posted...
How old are you


24. She's 30.
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:28:15 AM
#8
Chicken posted...
lol you were recently a virgin


Honestly this is a big part of the reason why I told people. Everyone knew I was a virgin (because I told them that too).
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TopicI had sex for the first time about a week ago. With a co-worker.
AceAttorneyist
06/01/17 7:18:48 AM
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Since it was my first time I felt the need to tell people (i.e. brag), but I realize now that was a poor choice. I told her that I was telling people because I felt guilty, and quite understandably that doesn't make it better.

It's strange, though. I know she doesn't hate me because she keeps texting me random things. She also talks to me at work as normal. It's just that, once in awhile, she brings up that she heard someone talking about us. I wonder if she regrets it.

I already asked her if she wanted to hang out again. We're both busy and I've been sick the past couple days, so not sure what to think about that. She didn't say no.
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/25/17 5:40:37 PM
#71
KlRBEH posted...
lol was she impressed


I think so, she seemed satisfied, and she said I was good at going down on her. I guess if she wants to do it again I'll know for sure that way

At the very least she seemed excited by the prospect of taking my virginity lol, I'm glad I told her
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/25/17 3:13:21 PM
#66
KlRBEH posted...
Did she know you were a virgin?


Yeah, I told her
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/25/17 3:10:21 PM
#64
I guess finishing not at all is preferable to finishing early, and not finishing is really my only hang up about the night
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/24/17 11:00:07 AM
#59
stoltenberg11 posted...
did you make her O


I think so. We went at it for about an hour and a half and I went down on her multiple times
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/24/17 6:31:42 AM
#55
emblem boy posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
I checked off a LOT of stuff tonight. Got high for the first time, and did every base for the first time too.


Badass man. Hopefully this isn't like a one time thing right?


I went extremely well for the most part, so I'm willing to bet it'll happen again
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/24/17 6:30:26 AM
#54
ArtVandelay posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
It might also combine with his potential nervousness to make it so he can't get it up.

this. don't do it son.


This ended up being the correct advice for me. Had I rubbed one out before hand I would have had a pretty bad time
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 11:40:06 PM
#50
Harpie posted...
AceAttorneyist posted...
I checked off a LOT of stuff tonight. Got high for the first time, and did every base for the first time too.

How was it fam


For awhile it felt as though we were of the same mind emotionally. I've never felt anything like it before, it was incredible

I'm 24.
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 11:27:51 PM
#46
I checked off a LOT of stuff tonight. Got high for the first time, and did every base for the first time too.
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 11:14:11 PM
#44
So I ended up not being able to cum, and I didn't even deed first. It's only because I had an extremely full bladder, which I didn't even realize until we stopped. I stayed hard the whole time and even got close to cumming a few times. We went at for around an hour and a half.

It's strange, at times it physically hurt but I didn't care at all.
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 4:22:34 PM
#16
Does anyone here ever try again if they bust early?
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TopicMight be having sex for the first time tonight, or at least a BJ
AceAttorneyist
05/23/17 4:04:11 PM
#1
Should I deed first? I hardly ever do it and I feel really horny right now, no way I last very long
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TopicGot fired today. Forgot how boring unemployment can be.
AceAttorneyist
05/11/17 6:33:45 PM
#2
How can you already be bored if you were only fired today
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TopicPet peave: people who use introverted synonymously with shy.
AceAttorneyist
05/09/17 10:49:43 AM
#43
LepartialJury posted...
I think it's funny how introverts who aren't as interested in socializing with other people spend 80% of their time on Internet discussion forums and comment sections instead.


It's not really remotely comparable, though. Even if it was, most tend to read far more often than they comment.
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TopicIf guys looked like this women would want to have sex with them:
AceAttorneyist
05/07/17 1:53:17 PM
#11
Returning_CEmen posted...
Some women are turned off by muscles. Other are turned off by white people.


One girl I was trying to get with told me my arms were too big and shoulders too wide. I was shocked since, though I do workout quite a bit, I definitely wouldn't consider myself massive or anything. At this point I choose to take it as a compliment.
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TopicMy friend thinks I'm weird for showering before and after exercising.
AceAttorneyist
05/04/17 8:33:12 PM
#3
I only shower before, not after.
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TopicThe sun is over 3 times the size of the Earth.
AceAttorneyist
05/04/17 1:05:56 AM
#4
Errr try 1.3 mil
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TopicI forget does Diamond/Pearl have moving sprites or is it just Platinum?
AceAttorneyist
05/01/17 8:35:52 AM
#7
Distant_Rainbow posted...
To my knowledge, every game from Emerald and afterwards has that.


More like Crystal and afterwards.
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TopicWhen did you stop pretending to enjoy running
AceAttorneyist
04/27/17 9:28:30 PM
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I wouldn't say I like it, but I don't mind it as long as I manage not to hurt myself doing it.
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TopicCE, I just dreamt that I fucked my 6th grade teacher
AceAttorneyist
04/12/17 4:39:28 PM
#2
It means she's a pedophile
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