Lurker > King Rial

Yes, that's who it is. And now I know what I recognized her from. Thank you, kind sir...
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FreezerDoor posted...

I couldn't mention the piracy and other stuff in OP.

I have several TBs of porn. and you can find brand new scenes in 4K on SB and VK daily...


Tezlok posted...

I like to know if a porn star dies cause it's weird if their dead

Unless you want it to be weird, not finding out would be preferable. If you don't find out, then it would not be weird for you...
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I like porn. Hell, I love porn. You all know that. I honestly don't give two shits about any porn news like that at all. Ever. I never care about any celebrity news or their lives either, though. So that may have something to do with it.

I do like to post, though. So... yeah.
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Things will be different.

Alive or all-time?
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And I'm failing. I thought I recognized her. I thought I knew how to Google. Apparently I don't...



I want to rip a few of those badges off of her, if ya know what I mean?
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Yeah... I'm into that.

I4NRulez posted...

Which is crazy because they have had some dud episodes.

I can't think of a single show in existence that doesn't.
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Rampage254 posted...

i saw 2 episodes and couldn't get into it. I'm probably the 1% that probably won't continue to watch it. I didn't hate, but it's not for me.

It's far more than 1%. There's no show that's for "everybody", and that's okay.

Give it a few episodes, TC. You may like it. I rarely talk about shows I like. I don't allow a fan base to effect a show I like. I don't watch shows for fans.
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Unoriginal
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Dispassionate
Unmotivated
Keen
Lazy
Discerning
Awkward
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Ass.
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Nomadic View posted...

Exactly what I expected.

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Not black; don't care.
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I'm 33 and I've never smoked anything. I don't think it means anything.
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The Roots

But so many greats here.

Rush
Rod Stewart
Rise Against
R.E.M.
R. Kelly
Radical Face
The Rolling Stones
Rococode
RHCP
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RebelElite791 posted...

Darmik posted...

Doubt it's the actual Ken M though.

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A threeway.
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Apple
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Nothing came to mind.
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Albel-Nox posted...

Error1355 posted...

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Tauros posted...

Most sexual dream, and no sex involved?

You've led a strange life.

Yeah, I have. If by strange you mean boring.
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lol @ the Jake Steed gif
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ehhwhatever posted...

not a very good link

You just have to add the ) back. Gamefaqs' clickable links cut the ) off, and they have refused to fix it. It's super annoying.
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So here's what happened. It started off with me and about a dozen other people in what looked like a large aisle at Home Depot. Like the lumber and woodwork aisles, but a bit darker, like towards the back of the store.

After a few minutes of being corralled back there, Padma Lakshmi and Chef Anne Burrell have is the task of cooking a shrimp dish. I worked really fast, because I break down shrimp all of the time, and no one else is really a cook or chef. We're all just regular people who apparently didn't know what we were there for.

I finished my dish, but realized there was still 15 minutes left on the clock. I started to worry if my food would get Cold and dried out before the judges could taste it. I went around helping others until time ran out. After they started tasting, there was one girl we couldn't see. She was behind a counter working on something. It looked really cool and inventive, but time was up. Chef let her keep going, which I thought was unfair. I went outside the aisle to tell William Fitchner I was a fan of his. When I went back inside people were looking at me. I knew I was eliminated. But then when I say back down in the aisle it was now a classroom and Chef congratulated me on the best dish. I had won!

After that a girl I went to highschool with came up to me and started flirting with me. We talked for a while and then she asked me to put my number in her phone. At first she handed me a plastic car and couldn't figure out how to type on it. That's because it was just the case that the phone was shipped in. The phone was still in her hand. When she handed the phone to me it was a giant flip phone. I had to tell her my number like three times before she got it right. Then she handed the phone to me to add my name. The screen was hard to read because it had an overlay of her father in an orange prison uniform. And it got a bit more opaque every letter you typed. It took forever to type out my four letters for my name. Why she didn't type it is beyond me.

I noticed it was a Boost Mobile phone for some reason, and I asked her about it. Making small talk. She said her wife got it for her before she left the wife in Indiana. Then she whispered something sexily into my eat, but I couldn't tell what she said. She walked away and I say back down in what is now a University lecture hall. It is still dark like the back of a Home Depot. I keep trying to see what Fitchner and the famous guy are doing. They are sitting across from one another. The guy kind of looks like Michael Pena, but I know it's not him. My old Latin teacher says we have to sit there until the class is over.
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Gojak_v3 posted...

Did you finish in yer sleep?

No. I've never done that. And to be clear, there was no sex involved at all. It was the most sexual dream because there were beautiful women there. And I got a phone number. My dreams are always boring. And difficult to tell from real life. I usually dream of mowing the lawn, washing dishes, mopping, cooking. Stuff like that. Back when I played video games I would sometimes dream I was playing a video game. And I've had breakthroughs doing that and getting passed something that was troubling me on the game.
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Was Doge there?

...No. But William Fitchner was. And some other guy who is famous, but I don't know how name. They were sitting across from each other in class, and the other guy spoke porteguese, to Fitchner and Fitchner understood him.
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It was so weird. And stupid.
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Tadamoto19 posted...

Girls with long tongues

She's cute. Who the fuck said she was ugly?
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But seriously, I usually just do sea salt. Sometimes cracked black pepper.

I've done them with dill before. My seasoned fries are usually with garlic, pepper, paprika, parsley, onion and salt.
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I don't like vanilla on fries, to be honest.
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I make my own fries and I Love them.
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I was lured by the plurals in the topic title. I ONLY SEE ONE PICTURE! >_____<
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There are hundreds of spiders in my house. They don't make webs were I walk, and they never bite me. I have no problem with them.
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Cool. Rial will take that.

Thank you muchly!

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Guy_Fieri posted...

You wanna take this outside Rial

I am outside.
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ThePredominate posted...

TC I love you and your topics make me so happy, I'm so rooting for you buddy, go get some!

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WilliamPorygon posted...

*the wild WilliamPorygon fucked a dolphin!*

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Guy_Fieri posted...

Stick to Guy Fieri-related pics.
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Titty girl.
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I'm black. I'm the one you would be Crossing the street to avoid.

But since I am huge and scruffy, I cross the street so white people don't have to feel racist. I know a large black man in the city coming towards you wearing a hoodie might be intimidating.
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Virus731 posted...

Yeah but what if you at work

Then in that scenario I would be working, not watching someone play a videogame.

And again, I derive no joy from watching others play videogames.
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Sorry, no thanks. I don't enjoy watching other people play video games. I prefer to play them myself.
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The Houston Ass-tros
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I like to work my traps, but not too much. I don't want the meathead look. Just more neck strength. And in turn less soreness.
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Dude, you were being a bit sloppy, there.

Anyway, it looks fine. Crisp and clear, very little stuttering.
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Nah, I'm not doing that. lol
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No Facebook.
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The Oakland Anals
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This is the right kind of topic.
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It's still doesn't stop people.
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More boobs, @NeonOctopus. More boobs.
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