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TopicUS government shuts down after last-ditch Senate vote fails.
derp420
10/01/25 4:55:34 PM
#138
I work in the cafeteria for a wing of the National Science Foundation. I serve food to scientists. I am a federal employee. I've worked here for 12 years. My job has nothing to do with this or any other administration.

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TopicSeries where the fifth entry is the best
derp420
09/29/25 10:20:09 PM
#21
The Fifth Element

...wait

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TopicWas I a jerk for doing this? Mocking a girl with acne
derp420
09/26/25 1:48:24 PM
#3
Vokrent posted...
yes


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TopicGremlin ass anime girl
derp420
09/25/25 6:25:44 PM
#377
To me retro is specifically 80s-early 90s, not a relative term. Like how when I was growing up 50s and 60s songs were called oldies, but no one calls 30 year old songs oldies today.

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TopicI live on the sun
derp420
09/20/25 10:29:20 PM
#10
https://youtu.be/3JdWlSF195Y?feature=shared

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TopicAlien Earth Episode 7 topic (SPOILERS)
derp420
09/17/25 6:17:23 PM
#30
If they can do shit like remove memories and disable their hearing, they really should have a power off switch.

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TopicLife Is Strange TV series in production at Amazon
derp420
09/05/25 1:49:45 PM
#8
I think this will live or die by the casting.

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TopicSimpsons quotes that have permeated into cultural speech
derp420
09/04/25 4:16:25 PM
#43
Steamed Hams

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TopicWhat the fuck does detail-oriented mean?
derp420
08/27/25 3:35:08 PM
#29
Working in kitchens I've heard it used as a backhanded way to say slow. I'm sure there are tons of jobs where it's a valuable trait though.

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TopicI hope Silksong got rid of the dumb early upgrades and mechanics
derp420
08/22/25 12:49:50 PM
#9
I liked the idea of having to switch up badges depending on whether I was exploring, fighting, or whatever. What I really want is loadouts that are easy and quick to switch between.

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TopicFinally watched True Lies so I can get the context for this meme:
derp420
07/31/25 3:33:51 PM
#22
8/10 Perfect Movie

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TopicMcSlop
derp420
06/11/25 4:56:42 PM
#18
Slop Hut

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TopicNintendo's A/B button placement keeps confusing me >__>
derp420
06/06/25 3:35:06 PM
#25
Should have been North South East West tbh.

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TopicThis guy wants to give you a kiss.
derp420
06/04/25 8:08:38 PM
#10
That's disgusting!

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Where?


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TopicFast food is proof the Civil War never ended.
derp420
05/20/25 5:46:55 PM
#16
LightSnake posted...
It's criminal that Runza is in Nebraska only
We got one near me in Colorado recently.

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TopicLargest video game series with a single continuity.
derp420
05/16/25 6:00:00 PM
#17
Metroid has like 9 or 10.

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TopicWhat do you guys usually do with your old cell phones?
derp420
05/16/25 1:05:43 PM
#19
I cash them in at the kiosk if they're in good enough shape. Otherwise my work has a collection box for recycling them.

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TopicSuper Metroid Brimstar OST cover
derp420
05/09/25 4:18:32 PM
#2
Brimstar

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TopicThere's so many pokeymans.
derp420
05/09/25 1:10:32 PM
#97
Pour, a water pun

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TopicI got an ad that was anti water drinking
derp420
05/08/25 11:44:04 AM
#6
At the very least the whole 8 glasses a day thing is bullshit. The majority of your water intake comes from the food you eat. But fuckin' drink if you're thirsty.

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TopicHave you got VR?
derp420
05/07/25 1:24:53 AM
#33
Thought topic said VD. Should have voted no.

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TopicITT we post South Park quotes.
derp420
05/03/25 1:20:19 PM
#102
No cake for the impurity.

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TopicScientist confirms who would in fight between 100 men vs 1 gorilla
derp420
04/30/25 11:58:09 PM
#22
Without gorilla, is there hope for man?

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TopicMy vacuum still smells like wet dog 4 months after living with a dog
derp420
04/20/25 9:08:31 PM
#4
New vacuum

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TopicWarren Zevon?
derp420
04/19/25 4:03:28 PM
#1
Tenderness on the Block

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TopicIt's astonishing how problematic older children's media was.
derp420
04/18/25 7:37:44 AM
#11
In Gumby the native tribe was literally called the Pesky Indians.

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TopicScenario: Your son moves the Bibles to the fiction section at Barnes & Noble
derp420
04/04/25 3:36:12 PM
#11
RasterGraphic posted...
I'd roll my eyes.

It's a tired and overdone joke, he needs to be more creative with his pranks.
This, and remind him that some poor worker has to move it all back. Prank the worthy, not the minimum-wagers.

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TopicHands Off Rally April 5 Saturday
derp420
04/04/25 11:44:37 AM
#20
Have 1000 people rsvp'd at my local event, 1100 at another smallish town nearby.

Hands off our video games!

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TopicEver have any luck selling gift cards? If so, how?
derp420
03/31/25 12:55:47 PM
#8
Some stores have kiosks that you can sell gift cards at. Depending on the type of card you can usually get half their face value back.

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TopicFirst thing you would do if you suddenly became wealthy
derp420
03/28/25 11:47:33 AM
#10
Hejiru posted...
Hire a financial advisor.


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TopicDo you like this game: Metroid Fusion
derp420
03/27/25 6:13:33 PM
#13
I think it being more linear and the narrative connections to Other M could be valid criticisms, but I love it. One of the games I would play on the walk home in middle school.

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TopicWhen everybody is horny
derp420
03/21/25 6:14:42 PM
#45
In the land of no horny, the horny man is king.

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TopicDaredevil Born Again Episode 4 topic (SPOILERS)
derp420
03/21/25 5:44:09 PM
#33
Blue_Popo posted...
If you're spouse gets up and leaves, and you know they are alive and they go away for a year. You aren't obligated to not bang someone else. Especially if you tried to find them and reach out. I don't know the laws but that's being single. If I did that to a girl and she bangs someone else, I can't logically be angry
Still technically an affair though.

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TopicApparently, Jesse Watters has revealed his '5 Rules for Men'
derp420
03/21/25 12:46:05 PM
#16
I think I'll go drink a milkshake through a straw from a soup bowl while crossing my legs and waving both arms in public.

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TopicThey call me Dr. Worm.
derp420
03/20/25 4:08:54 PM
#6
I am an actual worm

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TopicDreamcast
derp420
03/19/25 8:46:56 PM
#28
Seaman if you can get a mic.

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TopicDiscontinued foods that you missed
derp420
03/16/25 9:39:50 PM
#143
Ben and Jerry's Dave Matthew's Band Magic Brownies flavor. Blackberry and sweet cream ice cream with brownie chunks.

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TopicDescribe this image in one word
derp420
03/11/25 9:23:53 AM
#12
Illegible

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Topic2 Cthulhuian games were announced today & 3rd one received a new trailer
derp420
03/07/25 3:35:22 PM
#6
The word you're looking for is 'Cthonic'.

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TopicSo Long, Gay Bowser
derp420
03/05/25 6:35:19 PM
#5
Gay Bowser for Smash!

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TopicWhich deadly sin do you most relate to?
derp420
03/05/25 4:23:24 PM
#28
Gluttony includes alcohol right? If so, that and then sloth.

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TopicAny SPAM fans here?
derp420
03/04/25 6:48:42 PM
#11
It's was the go-to 'joke' gift I used to get from my parents every Christmas and I enjoyed doing different things with it. Never bought any for myself though.

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TopicITT cartoons from the 90's you're fairly sure only you remember
derp420
03/03/25 1:05:33 PM
#164
Bucky O'Hare

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TopicGonna get really drunk and post music that nobody cares about.
derp420
03/01/25 6:41:29 PM
#4
https://youtu.be/yIWmRbHDhGw?si=b-jGPV1IT_5ur93U

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TopicWhat's on the gaming agenda this weekend, CE?
derp420
02/15/25 11:29:30 AM
#26
Civ 6, Immortal Aztec

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TopicHoly crap Dune is so good, I can't wait to watch Dune 2.
derp420
02/10/25 6:46:18 PM
#20
Kaldrenthebold posted...
Yep. They get real weird after book 3 but I was there for it. I stopped when Frank Herbert died cause it sounds like the books by his son was awful. But God Emperor of Dune is awesome as hell.
I found the two Herbert/Anderson books that wrapped up the main plot serviceable for what they needed to do. Didn't inspire me to try the prequels though.

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TopicDo you like this movie: Liar Liar
derp420
02/06/25 6:12:34 PM
#3
Super quotable, great gag reel over the credits.

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TopicI bet a lot of y'all are feeling like Dr Ye Wenjie right now from 3 Body Problem
derp420
01/27/25 1:28:10 AM
#24
From my point of view the Jedi are evil

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TopicTIL Matt Stone and Trey Parker hate the early seasons of South Park.
derp420
01/26/25 5:51:07 PM
#26
No cake for the impurity.

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TopicAre eggs $1 yet?
derp420
01/20/25 12:37:47 PM
#8
At work they're $11/dozen from our delivery company. We've been getting them from a nearby Safeway because they're a little bit cheaper there.

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