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Doom Dude has a nice ring to it.

Doom Slayer suggests that he slays dooms...

me after playing DOOM 2016: "It cant get better than this!"

me after playing DOOM Eternal: "Wait, it actually got better! But now it cant get better than this!"

im hoping this new entry will follow a similar pattern... >_>

ever since the Chris Rock slap, our boy been acting up...

Willard needs a time out! lol

i've been more into hawaiian pizza lately.

something about that pineapple and ham combo that just works! lol

well if you order a pizza with one cheese, then yeah, its boring. i mean, its passable at best...

but you cant go wrong with a 4 cheese pizza dawg! its like flavor town! >_>

4 cheese pizza is the bomb! the f are you on about...

swear these dudes love to find stuff to complain about. lol

lemme guess: he says "damn" or "heck"? lol

shoving a garden hose up your ass and turning it up to the max is the guaranteed best way to wash your rump.

in fact, 9 out of 10 ass doctors recommend it. the remaining one who disagrees is a quack...

this one just popped in my mind: Love Fist from GTA Vice City.

https://youtu.be/fbGrpPqEZq0?si=uoAK7zoryLW1o9Sa

i remember you did missions for them but cant remember if there were actual songs from them... lol

ugh, The Banana Splits?

https://youtu.be/XMl6HnhFFIA?si=zQAMCKsB48G33QQR

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dude was easily one of the biggest pieces of shit in the show.

he aint fooling me with the nice guy facade... lol

for a minute, i misread it as Helldivers 2 and was like "wait, that game had a story?" lol

for real, my millennial brain is not advanced enough to understand this shit. lol

UnfairRepresent posted...

Didn't he just have a big boxing match?

Same show Boogie fought Wings of Redemption?

i havent been keeping up with him for a while tbh.

i do know about the Boogie and Wings fight tho. and how both of them now have a podcast with Keemstar and some other dude about lolcows or some shit... lol

damn, Peter Griffin got a lypo apparently!

iDubbbzTV

now here's a name i havent heard from in a long time... lol

i dont remember much but it seemed much better than other live action adaptations i've seen...

Walt Jr.'s biggest sin was constantly pestering his folks for breakfast.

get your own damn breakfast you little shit! lol

this gotta be hands down the biggest "wtf were you thinking" moment of the year so far.

kudos Microsoft!

one sauce is enough!

two sauces is a fat move!

the internet is quite a haven of idiocy.

im more into weed but i can blast some Bon Iver or Sufjan Stevens. im sure he's into them since he listens to Fleet Foxes... lol

so the guy loves indie folk and crack...

heck who doesnt. lol

what about Master Chief Collection? wasnt it considered a remaster already?

"Dont eat the cat Alf-sama!"

but fr, Im curious to see what it sounds like in japanese. lol

we need Papyrus Mario actually...

for a minute, i thought it was one of those assholes from Kick or Rumble.

those places are filled to the brim with all sorts of idiots who can get away with anything apparently...

also in The Sopranos, i remember a scene where AJ plays Mario Kart 64 then Tony comes in and starts playing with his son in split screen two player mode as soon as he plugs in the second controller.

i never had a Nintendo 64 but i doubt it works like that... lol

i remember in "40 Year Old Virgin", Steve Carrel's character was playing Tony Hawks Pro Skater with some crazy ass chair controller.

that is something that needs to be made! lol >_>

this is where Kevin James cemented his spot as the "funny" fat guy.

either way, i mostly remember it for Jerry Stiller who was easily the best part! lol

i do wonder if there's any Trump loyalysts who gave up on him after this conviction...

would be interesting to see a movie actually based on this person.

well what if the diseases costs more than a million bucks to be treated?

i wouldnt call him a villain but i wouldnt consider him a hero either. maybe somewhere in between...

i'll take reboot Tomb Raider and Uncharted any day over the original Tomb Raider games.

no disrespect to the original Tomb Raider games but i gotta take my nostalgia lenses off and acknowledge that those tanky controls are completely asstastic for today's standards. not everything that is old is automatically better just because its older, just saying... lol

the few times i've been on 4chan i immediately regret it...

even Tommy Wiseau is a more convincing actor than him...

ugh, people still make these?

think we already had enough of it with the Kardashians, the Osbournes and whatnot. lol

UnfairRepresent posted...

Women are not wild wolves wtf

You also don't have to live with her family. They're in prison or on the run.

Your perfect girl lives in whatever type of humble abode your perfect girl would live in

okay, maybe that wasnt the best example...

and i guess i didnt take those things into consideration. lol

lets say you have a gang of wolves. one of them was really nice and friendly while the others are aggressive and murderous as hell.

would you guys trust to be around them even if that one wolf is nice? lol

even if this is the final saga, i would love to see an epilogue with a time skip to show what has become of the Straw Hats years later after they reached their goal.

so i wonder if Egghead will be as big as Wano was or if it will be shorter...

ugh, baboons?

would love to see them bring back SEGA Rally, Virtua Fighter and Daytona USA someday as well.

either he's taking the piss out of us and this is all some sort of elaborate prank or he's legit loco in the coco...

Fulk