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M3gan asymetrical horror game from Illfonic and Gun

well after they are finished with Halloween of course.

Also, a Fallout game where the calamity was a flood instead of a war, but maybe that would be pulling too much from Bioshock (also vaults probably weren't made to be waterproof). Garrrrry! Gary!

'Disco'

From that list. If it is Saints Row 2, then its Emo.

Secretly, Grand Theft Auto 6 will be judged by a lot of metrics, especially soundtrack and Saints Row 2 is my second favorite game of all time.

Haven't learned that lesson yet. On the contrary, I'm hyped for an upcoming release that is technically already out if you just buy it digitally. I'm a physical disc dinosaur though, so I still have a month left to wait.

There is still time for me to come across a classic 'screamer' from the Ps4 release if I just generate enough heat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPq39U5zRNw

I like miniature golf. I love miniature golf in video games. Now, the real sport that takes up a whole lot of acreage for sand traps and rolling hills, get it out of here.

There can never be one worst job because there are multiple worst jobs, especially the ones that can outright kill you.

KJ_StErOiDs posted...

Worst common job: Customer support

I can never dispute this answer though. You need a tough spine and high mental fortitude. It isn't about just being able to smile and be friendly. Can you dodge a spitball like George W can dodge a thrown shoe?

'Fourth Form'

I like how the second form is probably a throwback to how his father (King Cold) looks, and I can't stand Gold Frieza because not everything has to be 'gold' when superpowered. Ultimate Gohan proved that less is more.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take'

~(probably) RFK Jr

SinisterSlay posted...

American politics is super confusing. It's weird to call them left and right when really you have pro democracy and anti democracy parties.

More like pro-civil rights and treating humans with base level of understanding..or..well, whatever the other side is going on about with immunizations giving you negative status effects like in Rpg games

I'm not sure who your supposed to vote for if you want change, or if you want things to remain the same. Those ideologies appear to have no representation in America.

Unfortunately, now the choices are fixing things back first, while firing a lot of people who didn't know anything about their jobs THEN change,

-or-

or wanting things to remain the same (but also no immunizations and being wary of every co-worker that coughs way too much in the break room). Choose wisely..I can't finish that without laughing.

Mansions of madness

More as a game that impresses me with the scale of the multiple miniatures and floor setups. If I could make a board game, MoM would be the inspiration.

Cruddy_horse posted...

To this dayI think sex scenes are the most pointless drivel ever put in shows/movies/

/The Witcher 3/Baldur's Gate 3/

Except there is an ironic twist on that list. Ciri will get to be the Geralt in the next Witcher game. Heh, heh, heh. Lets see CD Projekt Red get those mo-cap sessions together now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGBWCAUG8VA

Hero team: Super friends
Villain team: Tie between the Gunners from Fallout 4 and the Enclave from Fallout 3

I'm serious about the Gunners; there was a time I was exploring in Fallout 4 and saw their flag flying and STOPPED everything to look around first.

If you wander into GNN, a Gunner will fire a (Legendary) Fat man launcher inside the @%# building. I'll never forget being missed by a whole mini-nuke. (O_o)'

Damn_Underscore posted...

What is your #1 frequently asked question about a video game?

Will this have OFFLINE play? <----

"The world would be happier and better without the internet"

No. No they wouldn't.

That is like saying the world would be happier with only cable subscriptions. Obivously that can't be true since there are cartoons and animated series that wouldn't have been revived had streaming not been a thing. (Futurama, Gumball, King of the Hill, American Dad?)

Also, coming from someone that is impressed with Wednesday Addams getting her own show and that Christina Ricci guest starred in it (full circle), the internet did at least one thing right since we would probably would have never seen the offshoot if cable execs had something to say about it.

'Yes'

Crows are smart birds, but pigeons are also smart when it comes to scrap food and knowing when they can just walk around humans without fear.

Also, there may be some bias in that I was a fan of 'Animaniacs' and those pigeons that spoofed the Godfather films. A quarter of the reason why I can't be mad at Warner Brother's antics these days. I was the kid helping WB with those ratings back then.

CyborgSage00x0 posted...

What were "normal" amiibo prices up until now?

Yeah. I can't imagine an Amiibo being anything lower than twenty bucks (USD) when they are also used to get extra in-game stuff once you scan them.

I'd understand a 'budget' price if all Amiibo was for is display. Heck, I would have loved to see McDonalds get in some happy meals with Amiibos. The drive-thru lines would wrap around the store.

"Do you have any Peach amiibos left at this location?"
"..Sorry sir, but our Peach is in another McDonalds.."

'no'

There were opportunities, but younger me was impulsive and didn't stay at jobs long enough to pursue.

No, and these days it is for more reasons than needing a break from so many school busses being out when I'm commuting to work.

captpackrat posted...

I think the real question should be "Should adults get summer off like when they were kids?"

Please no. Give me winter instead. Not feeling your toes or fingers should be good enough reason not to come in for work. Grizzly bears have the right idea about hiberation (toads too).

heIly posted...

we should all be super saiyans

Wrong anime, clothes holding back power sounds more like Kill la Kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pkfsj_0OdY

His vice president (Cheney) shooting somebody during a hunting trip; Yeah, crazy.

BADoglick posted...

I don't disparage anime or my little pony or whatever non sports watchers like

I used to like anime and I'd say you should disparage the majority of it being made today (because I do too).

slacker03150 posted...

Football is terrible for us as a society.

At least politically. I'm not revealing my state but I can remember a governor's run-off being held on the same day as a major game and yeah, the turnout was disgusting.

'Bowling Alley'

but younger me would have picked roller-skating rink. Probably the better place to meet women.

angeleyes94 posted...

Wednesday was worth the wait.

Gotta agree with this, even though I didn't catch a lot of the original 'Addams Family'. If you had to pick one family member to carry the mythos along, yep, Wednesday would be the one (or Uncle Fester).

Salrite posted...

I feel like a lot of people would appreciate a much smaller game.

This is mostly how I felt about Starfield. I know Bethesda was going to be Bethesda, but one very detailed star system would have fine for me (keep Mars and Cydonia though).

judaspete posted...

I'm glad we have moved past the "everything must be an annual franchise" thing as well.

We have? I'm still disappointed that AEW hasn't tried to do a 2k yearly entry like WwE does. I'm sure Mercedes Mone should be on somebody's Aew cover before she really decides to put the boots away. It should be...Timeless...

Tomorrow you awaken to a talking cat informing you that you are the chosen one

I decided long ago that if I ever met myself from the future or a talking anything, that I wouldn't be a skeptic because I always disliked the skeptics in sci-fi movies.

slacker03150 posted...

The cat changes you into a 14 year old girl

Can I keep my voice though, because I'll likely need it to tell police that I can still drive.

Obviously this is a large change for most of you. And you probably have a lot of questions,

No. I already figure magical 14 year olds shouldn't be wearing cargo pants and non-slip work shoes.

'No'

I'm one of those drivers trying to do the speed limit anyway so that I don't need to panic from a sudden speed trap.

Cupcake2006 posted...

Or, alternatively, plant a cop somewhere where they absolutely cannot be seen.

Nope. That one would be the nefarious thing.

we_dey posted...

Tons of drugs, @%# fast food.

Might I point you to a decade called the 70's my good sir.

SunWuKung420 posted...

I've been saying for years that fast food needs to be eliminated

Lets start with 'high fructose corn syrup' and then work our way down. The minute you go after fast food as a whole, watch about three people hop up in the audience and start screaming about jobs being taken away.

Roachmeat posted...

If animals had the ability to talk, humans would either eat them less or eat them faster.

Falgos posted...

Why would I eat my cats?

I was speaking more of farm animals like chickens, cows, pigs and the like. Most of them don't get to roam free in the wild for one thing. We'd probably get a earful from elk and deer as well.

I don't even have to mention squirrels since 'Rick and Morty' already did a hilarious scenario about those little scamps.

'No'

Stick an almond in it (or several).

'Tien'

As a Dragonball Z fan over the original, I have to give it to the guy for being able to hold off Cell. Best might be subjective, since Tien impressed me more as a convert to the good side.

If animals had the ability to talk, humans would either eat them less or eat them faster.

KingInBlack posted...

What? The Androids are the worst part of the series.

18 was redeemable because of her relationship with Krillin and also humbling Vegeta.

Lokarin posted...

The problem with the androids is the doctor thar was able to invent something stronger than Frieza in his basement with a box of scraps

That is actually a good observation now that I'm looking back.

Vicaris posted...

I'm betting on WW3 being a matter of when not if

I would say CW2 before that though. Imagine someone being angry at having to sit in traffic because of the "battle of Stevenson Walmart parking lot".

'Men, I know we are tired, cold and out of ice for our boba teas, but we must take back this base so that generations to come can Google our sacrifice here..' (-_-) Not funny, but funny...

SinisterSlay posted...

We all feel too poor for babies,

That, and I don't know what I'd do if my children had to deal with bullying (or cyberbullying) among other things. Cell phones, preventing them from eating so much sugar, raising them to be video game streamers, curfews, good lord to it all.

Falgos posted...

Do people really like dooming everything?

No, but if you shrug your shoulders enough soon you find yourself doing it among all the rubble that accumlated while your back was turned. The stuff doesn't hit until you have to pass multiple protests and honk at people just to get to work (and they think you're honking because you agree).

HONK if you like kings in chess <---
*Honks*
But I really like the bishops (-_-)'

Yes, but in different ways than when I was younger.

These days, horror movies scare me better with the jump scares than the imagery.

'Wayne Brady'

+ Dave Chapelle show skit where he was a villain
+ I tuned in to his era of 'Lets make a deal' so he is the first host of it that I think of (Monty Hall was before my time)

rush hour 2 is the best one

No lies detected here. Also one of the reasons why I still remember the name 'Zhang Ziyi' and found out that in other movies she starred in, the name is backwards.

faramir77 posted...

They've been completely unchanged since like 2002 at least. It's time.

Be careful what you wish for. Nintendo recently made Pauline a teenager.

I don't remember Mario Kart being a tournament to meet Calypso from Twisted Metal.

R e t u r n
-- of the --
Living Dead

It was Night of the living dead 1990's remake. I almost want to say that they are co-favorites.

Muscles posted...

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

One-time magic. They could never again put the Scooby Gang in the perfect sphere of being almost plausible and moving the relationship of Daphne and Fred. Even Mystery Incorporated tried but only ended up making Velma look more plausible (as a character who realized she was the third wheel).

An ID for what? Are there some Baldur's Gate 3 guides around here that aren't kid friendly? The best summer wear for Shadowheart and Lae'zel as chosen by Minthara (yeah, it would be strings).

Two, Gamefaqs could already do the math for how long I've been here, then laugh, and not need to know my age.

Three, Gamefaqs could just ask me what 'Tales from the Crypt' is, and once again they would know my age without carding.

ultra_magnus13 posted...

If you don't have specific skills,

..or a very well-made document printed off the interent saying that you do..

SunWuKung420 posted...

Most Americans don't know what hard work is.

And a lot of them definitely know what hard work is but don't have time to brag about it.

we_dey posted...

inequality leads to more competition which benefits society as a whole

green_dragon posted...

I strongly disagree with this.

Same here. That sounds like some "Purge" kind of stuff.

I have some 'oof' views about how shoplifters should be punished (love seat of electricity), but then again, the system that ultimately makes shoplifters should be changed too (or first).

Questionmarktarius posted...

the only thing mandatory age verification for porn sites will accomplish, is resurrecting the DVD industry

Yes please, and bring Blu-ray along too.

SinisterSlay posted...

Let's hope governments get involved because this isn't right

Uhhh, there are 'some' governments probably taking notes on how this works so that they can shut down things the same way they already have for banning books they already don't like.

By the way, this is also another positive for physical disc games.

"Sonic was never good"

This is wrong because Sonic was good at least once and a half.

--Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis)
--Sonic Advance 2 or 3 (GBA)

Also, Sonic Spinball was a great idea on paper, just done poorly (and way too early). I'm silently hoping Sega gives another try at a Sonic board game like Mario Party.

'Yes'

but only because you don't have an option for "Depends on what guide you plan to write."

Meanwhile, I'm over here jotting down every useful recipe I find on 7 days to die for my own personal guide. Just found out how to build a frickin bed, and almost wondering how real Yucca juice tastes for how many times my character has had to craft it.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Youtube guides tend to be a 20-minute answer for a 15-second question.

Or half your question answered in some cases.

Flappers posted...

They recently did this in Georgia. A woman was legally brain-dead but doctors were forced to keep her body alive to save the life of her unborn baby due to the state's barbaric abortion laws.

KingInBlack posted...

This is honestly one of the most horrifying things I have ever heard of.

Except those same barbaric abortion laws also had women dying from sepsis due to doctors literally being too afraid to do anything in fear of being sued.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Do you think that everyone that has sex gets an STD?

Well, multiple partners certainly roll the dice for it.

'Yes'

plus a little bit of the second option "but I would if it was made with cane sugar"

SunWuKung420 posted...

What's a micro transaction?

Horse armor or 'Tommy Vercetti hawaiian shirt' costume dlc for Lucia (and Jason too I guess)*

*--Doesn't exist, but should for those who are hyped about GTA 6 for its Vice City connections

Zeus posted...

The greatest deterrent to cheating is the lack of willing partners (or, technically, the greatest deterrent would actually simply be a person being in love with their spouse/mate

..or not wanting to be afraid of every itch, or having to shop for cold cream, or having to ask a doctor "what does this look like to you?"

GreenKnight127 posted...

There used to be a show called "Cheaters"

Perhaps that needs to make a comeback.

It already has a spiritual successor on Mtv called 'Caught in the act: Unfaithful'.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19732922/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_in_0_q_Caught%2520in%2520the%2520act

'silly'

because 'serious' Batman would eventually have to delve into the silliness of dressing up as a giant bat to instill fear. A quarter of why Venom is my favorite Marvel character is that yeah, if I was a villian he would scare the heck of me. Bats though?

Spiders =/= Bats