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TopicUS treasury yields are spiking thanks to the tariffs
PaintGimmick
04/09/25 8:04:41 AM
#12
gikos posted...
and the guy is barely a year in to boot what a speedrun
Barely a year?

It hasn't even been 3 months.

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TopicCan't wait for the Switch 2 reveal next month
PaintGimmick
12/31/24 4:07:05 PM
#7
Trumpo posted...
Watch it be super underwhelming and have mandatory subscriptions to use all of its hardware features
Is it a game console or a BMW??

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TopicThe original airing of 1987's Muppet Family Christmas does a hard 180 at the end
PaintGimmick
12/27/24 7:10:38 PM
#9
Southernfatman posted...
Wonder if there were some "Mommy, what is the man talking about?" king of questions.

Also I loved that special as a kid.
I, too, loved it as a kid. And also as an adult.

Watch out for the icy patch!

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TopicDon't you know how to knock, phlegm-wad?
PaintGimmick
12/13/24 10:07:42 PM
#1
Check it out, Old Man Marley!

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TopicAurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day?
PaintGimmick
11/30/24 6:03:35 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDkqJuUYBaw

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TopicShocking no one, the ten smartest states in America didn't vote Trump
PaintGimmick
11/30/24 5:59:48 PM
#12
ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Is 4.3% above average really such a flex?
whistles innocently

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80892558

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TopicCE, what are some of your red flags?
PaintGimmick
11/30/24 9:49:41 AM
#43
Denmark, China, Albania, Morocco come to mind

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Topiclol Trump Tariffs would hurt General Motors
PaintGimmick
11/27/24 9:13:14 PM
#11
Surely the leopards won't eat my face

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TopicWhy is food culture so... namey?
PaintGimmick
11/27/24 6:42:27 PM
#7
Why are people so namey? Why don't they just call them Tall Guy, Short Guy, Tall Guy That's Just a Little Shorter Than the Taller Tall Guy instead of coming up with new names for all of these people?

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TopicJust had another spill while pumping gas. Went all over my shoes
PaintGimmick
11/24/24 3:07:19 PM
#24
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Isn't the obvious next step to bury them in the backyard for a couple years like they're a burger?

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TopicPet peeve: It bugs me when Americans refer to intl' cities as countries.
PaintGimmick
11/24/24 1:21:08 PM
#19
There's a song suggesting that America is beautiful

I think it's called "America the Beautiful"

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TopicWhy do Americans always shout "let's go" when something good happens
PaintGimmick
11/20/24 7:46:59 AM
#18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcrmyKSIZ2s

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TopicRepublicans when they lose: We actually won, Democrats are so shit.
PaintGimmick
11/13/24 7:39:08 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e0442c65.jpg

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TopicSo I texted a hiring manager before my interview
PaintGimmick
11/05/24 1:35:37 PM
#19
DipDipDiver posted...
I'm not sure you understand TC, your name is Jessica now whether you like it or not
Agree

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/68f482ad.png

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TopicDoes taking a break from a relationship ever end well?
PaintGimmick
10/31/24 7:57:38 PM
#4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obm6G71rRKw

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TopicWhen you were at school did you have drills about what to do in a mass shooting?
PaintGimmick
10/28/24 4:48:10 PM
#24
No as a school student

Yes as a school employee

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TopicI am currently wearing a $1 outfit, AMA
PaintGimmick
10/25/24 8:21:54 PM
#2
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e0bb03a2-bca8-4b25-8950-501439c951be

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TopicUpdated----who do you believe will win the election?
PaintGimmick
10/25/24 12:24:45 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e5cf68d6.png

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TopicMan breaks leg trying to escape store after shoplifting
PaintGimmick
10/23/24 4:39:19 PM
#16
What are the odds he now sues the store for making him hurt himself?

100%?

105%?

250%?

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TopicDo we really need C and K?
PaintGimmick
10/17/24 4:29:46 PM
#32
Isn't there a poster whose gimmick is never using C?

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TopicRolling Stone's Zelda Game rankings
PaintGimmick
10/12/24 3:49:21 PM
#8
I can get behind Spirit Tracks and Phantom Hourglass being near the bottom, but the Oracles feel a little low

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TopicWhich television Kelso is better?
PaintGimmick
10/11/24 10:36:49 PM
#19
Good splotchy, Dr Splotchy

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TopicWhich television Kelso is better?
PaintGimmick
10/10/24 7:14:07 PM
#1
Both are important characters from shows that really shit the bed in their final season(s). But there can be only one winner.

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TopicTrump, to 'Gays For Trump': "You don't look gay"
PaintGimmick
10/09/24 11:12:16 AM
#16
Kami_no_Kami posted...
Trump: You dont look gay. Youll have to prove it to me.

*porn music starts*
Really? Right in front of my salad??

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Topicmight get fired for security breach. damn
PaintGimmick
10/03/24 9:14:10 AM
#83
Sufferedphoenix posted...
Not all states are right to work. Where I live they can fire you for whatever reason. I think it's covered by they don't have to give a reason why they fired you here.
You're thinking of "at-will" not right-to-work. Right to work means you cannot be forced to join a union. At will employment is the one where either party can terminated the employment at any time.

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TopicWhat would you do if you had to choose...
PaintGimmick
10/01/24 5:22:54 PM
#15
What if world peace were within your reach?

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TopicWhat would you do if you had to choose...
PaintGimmick
09/30/24 9:32:52 PM
#11
What would you pick, one million chicks or a single three piece suit?

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TopicWhat would you do if you had to choose...
PaintGimmick
09/30/24 4:48:58 PM
#7
What would you say if you gave your suits away and in return you'd never grow old?

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TopicWhat would you do if you had to choose...
PaintGimmick
09/30/24 4:30:51 PM
#1
Between suits and a pot of gold??

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TopicI think I'm done paying full price (80-90 CDN) for single player games.
PaintGimmick
09/28/24 8:04:23 PM
#2
Day 1 is going to be the most expensive and most poorly optimized version of a game

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TopicCould the last video game character you played as beat Spider-Man in a fight?
PaintGimmick
09/28/24 6:47:47 PM
#42
I dunno, the dude from Persona 3 Reload has a lot of options that are potentially lethal to a Spider Man

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TopicIf you want to learn an easy skill that you can take anywhere, cut meat.
PaintGimmick
09/28/24 5:11:14 PM
#10
I took my meat cutting skills to the florist...

They were less than pleased with my actions

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TopicJust Stop Oil activists throw soup at Van Gogh's Sunflowers
PaintGimmick
09/27/24 12:40:12 PM
#18
Shamino posted...
But why take it out on an old painting by a famous artist? Why destroy a cultural artifact?
Maybe it's an oil painting

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TopicWill the Nintendo Switch surpass the PlayStation 2 in lifetime sales?
PaintGimmick
09/21/24 8:27:44 AM
#5
Jim Ryan has a few more imaginary sales numbers in his back pocket in case Nintendo keeps selling Switches

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TopicYoure supposed to use your turn signals before you turn or merge
PaintGimmick
09/19/24 9:08:10 PM
#137
I don't like my enemies knowing where or when I plan on turning, so I took all the indicator bulbs out of my car

Let's see them find me now!

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Topic$2 million tax-free but the candidate you don't want to win is elected president
PaintGimmick
09/18/24 10:26:08 AM
#32
I'll take it. I guess it's not great if Bob is elected HOA president, but with $2M I can just move.

Nothing in the title or opening post suggests this is related to the US presidential election

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TopicPeople always be like "Ummmmm... Do you have a source for that claim?"
PaintGimmick
09/16/24 12:02:39 PM
#11
Do you have a source for your claim that "People always be like 'Ummmmm... Do you have a source for that claim?'"?


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TopicHey Cesar, the yay leavin' San Fierro, right?
PaintGimmick
09/07/24 8:24:18 PM
#1
Right?

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Topicdo i have the worst taste in movies on this board?
PaintGimmick
09/06/24 7:17:34 PM
#89
I learned from this topic that 1993's Super Mario Bros. movie came out in the 80s


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TopicBREAKING: Dick Cheney will vote for Kamala Harris.
PaintGimmick
09/06/24 5:44:02 PM
#51
Couldn't Cheney and Trump just sit down and work out their differences? Maybe on a hunting trip...

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TopicWhy didn't you play sports growing up?
PaintGimmick
09/06/24 7:37:08 AM
#88
I think you have me confused with someone else. I played a sport (or sports) every season from the time I was 5 until I graduated high school

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Topic$500,000 but mosquitoes go extinct
PaintGimmick
09/05/24 9:44:15 PM
#11
Kisai posted...
If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe.

And for the record, The Time sucked ass.

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TopicWhy do video games have such a hard time with titles?
PaintGimmick
09/05/24 12:31:45 PM
#17
It's as stupid as naming your 3rd console iteration the One.

Glad nobody would do that.

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TopicC/D: Driving in heavy ASS rain sucks ASS!
PaintGimmick
09/04/24 11:14:36 AM
#14
Ass rain is the worst kind of rain

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TopicWhy does that Playstation BEEP have to be so loud?
PaintGimmick
08/31/24 8:51:37 PM
#6
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/support/hardware/ps5-console-beep-sound/#:~:text=Go%20to%20the%20home%20screen,)%2C%20Medium%2C%20or%20Low.

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TopicI'm a Swedish plumber
PaintGimmick
08/31/24 11:55:31 AM
#8
You do NOT do a Swedish accent, you don't know how to do one and you don't need to dude, these people DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!

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TopicDid you think Zero was a girl
PaintGimmick
08/28/24 7:16:48 PM
#18
No, he looked like a dude and was voiced by David Cross

His missions were straight bullshit though

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Topic$500,000 but you have to escape a random country on Earth
PaintGimmick
08/21/24 7:15:40 PM
#104
I'm a white dude and got Hungary. I think things would be ok.

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