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TopicTrump threatening voters if Mamdani wins.
MarshMellow
11/03/25 8:44:03 PM
#7
Someone should teach that idiot how to paragraph.
TopicThe trial for the guy who threw the sandwich at the ICE agent started today
MarshMellow
11/03/25 8:19:09 PM
#12
These pussies shoot innocent people in the head with rubber bullets and gas them with zero consequences, but press charges over a sandwich?

Fuck this country.
Topic14 police officers ( including 2 sheriffs) arrested for trafficking in Miss.
MarshMellow
11/03/25 8:15:39 PM
#20
Time to start deporting sheriffs.
TopicWhy did humans evolve male pattern baldness?
MarshMellow
11/03/25 8:02:11 PM
#4
Solar_Crimson posted...
Evolution-wise, nature believes you have already passed on your genes and birthed the next generation by then, so once that's done, you're not really of much use anymore.

I went to school with a kid who was bald by graduation.
TopicWhy did humans evolve male pattern baldness?
MarshMellow
11/03/25 7:40:24 PM
#1
Shouldn't we require more hair as we get older to stay warm? Old people are always cold.
TopicTrump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid.
MarshMellow
11/03/25 12:11:03 AM
#21
AndyReklaw posted...
I should've listened... what the actual fuck? I just... what the fuck!?

Here it is if anyone else wants to be annoyed and disgusted:
https://www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/

This has to be the least professional group of dimwits that have ever attempted to run any government. America has fallen off so hard.
TopicWhat will the movie industry do when AI programs like Sora 2 make full movies?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 11:20:00 PM
#12
Also authors.

I was messing around with Google AI and told it to write a story about a certain scenario and it was so good I wished it was a whole book.

How would publishers know if someone didn't just get their work from AI, or use AI themselves and cut out the writers altogether?
TopicTrump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid.
MarshMellow
11/02/25 11:00:37 PM
#11
I'm curious if he'll actually obey court orders this time and release the emergency SNAP benefits tomorrow.

If we were in another time I think we'd see a full scale revolution. Unfortunately the opposition has nothing. Generals would rather resign than oppose these criminals.
TopicHow can we fix Trumpers?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 10:45:22 PM
#38
The brainwashing from right wing politicians and media fully opened up a side of them that can't be closed. Even the ones who get screwed by this administration will still support it because they honestly believe Democrats are the worst group on the planet. That's what they're told over and over every day.
TopicWhy would they put a window in the kitchen looking into the bathroom????
MarshMellow
11/02/25 10:35:50 PM
#6
"Plenty of cooking space". There's a square of counter the size of a cutting board and 2 burners with no oven.

That whole place annoys me.

TopicDog Attack at work
MarshMellow
11/02/25 9:44:37 PM
#42
Despised posted...
Still can't get it all off my mind, I hate that it was her, I had never seen a dog as small as her before I met her to be honest, and me and her always had sitting chill time because she very rarely plays with any dogs (always gets along with everyone though)

Leia (and her brother Luke) are frankly boarded too often... Their owners break no rules, the dogs are well behaved outside of being buttholes/pestery to other dogs both big and small (in a playful manner, usually the farthest anything has ever escalated is a dog getting annoyed that Leia keeps wanting to play while they do not.)

The sad thing is that if I hadn't been at work and I got told this happened, I could almost Assuredly accurately guess what dog did the attacking without being told it was Leia.... She just get boarded with us too often which leads to them/her being more annoyed with not being home/protective of hotel areas etc...

But no signs that would have led to any of us even half thinking something would happen

Honestly, Petsmart may want to look into modifying their policy when it comes to extremes in size difference.

If the dog that got killed was a tiny teacup sized 4 pounder, they probably shouldn't be put in with larger dogs that are known to pester others. Even if a mauling isn't intended, an accident could easily happen with something that tiny. That's less than half the size of an average cat.
TopicDog Attack at work
MarshMellow
11/02/25 6:16:22 PM
#21
The owner could probably sue unless they signed a waiver that Petsmart isn't responsible if another dog mauls theirs to death.

TopicWhy is MAGA so fucking heartless iyo?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 1:14:40 PM
#25
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24)

The wealthy have always been heartless, and the wealthy control/are the magas. They didn't become billionaires by being nice or thinking of the masses as humans worthy of equality or comfortable lives.
TopicTrump Administration Defies Court Orders
MarshMellow
11/02/25 11:30:45 AM
#27
BakonBitz posted...
This angers me so much because that's exactly what he's doing. He IS using the hunger of Americans as a playing piece to get Democrats to cave. If he doesn't want Americans to starve then just fucking use the emergency funds.

Or use that 40 billion to feed Americans instead of sending it to Argentina.

Kings have been executed for less than what the Trump administration is doing.
TopicDo you support Puerto Rican statehood?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 10:57:03 AM
#16
Considering how the Caribbean islands get wrecked on the regular, I doubt they'd want to be independent.
TopicSNAP benefits may stop in November if government shutdown continues
MarshMellow
11/02/25 10:33:48 AM
#96
For someone who pretends to care about crime, Trump sure is taking a chance by starving people for a month. Theft and violence couldn't possibly go up...
TopicWhat games are you playing these days CE?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 10:26:47 AM
#4
Oblivion Remastered. I've done all the guild missions and getting ready to finish it up and get into Silent Hill f.

Oblivion really should have been a remake imo. It was good for 20 years ago but just feels so clunky and unfinished now.

TopicAre Erika Kirk and JD Vance...?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 10:13:27 AM
#29
Squall28 posted...
She seems to having the time of her life since her husband died.

She met him when interviewing for a job with Turning Point and now she's the CEO after his death. She has her eyes on the prize and could be the first lady if by some tragedy Vance is elected.

A woman like that doesn't go after gross looking guys unless she has ulterior motives. She's like Charlize Theron in Snow White.
TopicTrump, 79, Claims It's 'Illegal' for Late-Night Host to Mock Him.
MarshMellow
11/02/25 9:54:55 AM
#41
UnfairRepresent posted...
Watch the free speech crowd be silent on this

I absolutely hate how insane rambling in all caps about TV comedians is now accepted behavior of the US President.

It's just as gross that his followers in and out of government imitate him.

Before all this Trump garbage I had a degree of faith in our government. Now it feels like no one in charge knows what they're doing, laws mean nothing, and no one has a stable future unless they're rich.
TopicScotland dominate the USA while rocking pretty purple/pink
MarshMellow
11/02/25 8:25:10 AM
#7
I had no idea the USA played rubgy.
TopicTrump Administration Defies Court Orders
MarshMellow
11/02/25 8:09:27 AM
#5
If presidential immunity means Trump can never be prosecuted for official actions even if they're against court orders, why would he obey court orders? The supreme court has made him a god.
TopicMaybe getting 130k in my bank account, what should I do with it? What would you?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 7:46:41 AM
#4
With a good HYSA you'd be getting over $400 a month in interest and the money wouldn't be tied up.
TopicIs baseball da most boring sport?(to watch)
MarshMellow
11/02/25 7:40:05 AM
#8
Pro golf may be fun to watch if it had a bunch of obstacles like put-put.
TopicWhy did the ghost go to the bar?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 7:17:39 AM
#10
Barnaby "Barney" Finch was a man built for a barstool. With his hearty laugh, an impressive belly, and a liver that had seen more action than a battlefield, he was a fixture at "The Rusty Nail," a dive bar nestled on a quiet street corner. His daily routine was a simple, sacred ritual: arrive at 5 PM sharp, order a whiskey on the rocks, and nurse it until closing time, swapping stories with anyone who would listen.

Barney was a legend in his own right. He'd regaled patrons with tales of his youth as a merchant marine, of bar fights in Singapore, and of women who loved him and left him. Most of the stories were probably tall tales, but that didn't matter. What mattered was the company, the comforting scent of stale beer and cheap whiskey, and the familiar clinking of glasses. The regulars were his family, The Rusty Nail his home.

His decline was a slow, sad affair. The hearty laugh turned into a hacking cough, the impressive belly a sign of a failing liver. He ignored the doctor's warnings, the worried glances from the bartender, and the pleas from his few remaining family members. He was a man with a singular purpose, and that purpose was to die on his own terms, surrounded by the only things he truly loved: the bar, the booze, and the fading memories of a life fully, if not wisely, lived.

The end came one rainy Tuesday evening. He'd just finished a story about a three-legged dog named "Lucky" when a sharp pain seized his side. He gasped, his face draining of color, and he slumped over, his head resting on the worn wooden bar, his final breath a whisper that mingled with the quiet hum of the neon sign outside. He died of liver disease, a casualty of a lifelong war he'd waged against his own body.

They buried him in the local cemetery, but his spirit refused to budge. Barnaby Finch, in death as in life, remained a fixture at The Rusty Nail. He didn't haunt the place with rattling chains or chilling screams. His presence was far more subtle.

The regulars started noticing little things. A glass of whiskey, left half-full, would be empty when they returned from the restroom. The stool where Barney always sat, the third from the left at the main bar, always felt warm, even on the coldest winter nights. Sometimes, a faint scent of old spice and cheap whiskey would waft through the air when the place was nearly empty.

The new bartender, a young man named Mike, was skeptical at first. But one night, while cleaning up after a rowdy crowd, he heard a low chuckle coming from Barney's corner. He turned to see a faint, shimmering outline of a man, sitting on the stool, raising a ghostly glass in a silent toast. Mike froze, his blood running cold. The figure faded quickly, but the message was clear.

Barnaby Finch had found his eternal home. He was a quiet, spectral guardian of The Rusty Nail, a constant reminder of a man who loved his life, his stories, and his drink so much that even death couldn't tear him away. He was a harmless ghost, a friend to the lonely, and a permanent, silent fixture in a bar that had become the backdrop for his life, his death, and his eternal rest.
TopicHave you played a game where the camera is the most difficult enemy?
MarshMellow
11/02/25 7:05:51 AM
#37
Mario 64 and Sunshine stand out.
TopicMathematical proof debunks the idea that the universe is a computer simulation
MarshMellow
11/02/25 1:54:39 AM
#31
These people spent time and money to prove a fictional movie from 1999 isn't real, yet do nothing to debunk Santa Claus after 200 years.

TopicDo you hate it when people are being too vague?
MarshMellow
11/01/25 3:09:34 PM
#7
Only when they're doing it just to hear you ask to elaborate. Like you have to beg them for their story.
TopicTrump hosting a Great Gatsby party is really on the nose
MarshMellow
11/01/25 3:06:43 PM
#5
Error1355 posted...
He's hosting a what?

He had a fancy Halloween ball for himself and his rich minions that was roaring 20s themed.
TopicTrump hosting a Great Gatsby party is really on the nose
MarshMellow
11/01/25 3:04:13 PM
#4
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TopicDo stores still discount halloween candy the day after?
MarshMellow
11/01/25 1:24:28 PM
#5
I went to Dollar General the day after last year and it was only 25% off. I was like that's still to expensive for this overpriced candy, do better DG.
Topicdistant cousin messaged me overnight to say my dead uncle
MarshMellow
11/01/25 1:11:21 PM
#14
It would creep me out to hear a dead person was watching me. I got that from my aunt when my grandma died on my birthday and was like, grandma doesn't want to see half the stuff I do and would surely stop watching pretty fast.
TopicThe Grand Egyptian Museum opens today.
MarshMellow
11/01/25 12:53:55 PM
#9
UnfairRepresent posted...
I was super into ancient Egyptian history when I was a kid

But then I just kinda lost interest as I grew up

There are too many mysteries we'll most likely never figure out and it's frustrating hearing nothing but guesses often passed off as fact.

TopicChina agrees to buy soy beans
MarshMellow
11/01/25 12:46:00 PM
#6
Right wing media is spinning it as Trump "tamed" China and went in like the ultimate alpha calling all the shots, making a historic "deal". lol

TopicChina agrees to buy soy beans
MarshMellow
11/01/25 12:33:35 PM
#2
They're still worse off than they were last year and the deal is for less than previously. They lost 6 months of sales and all the shit they need to actually farm is more expensive so their profits will remain down.

But yeah, Trump partially undoing his own disaster and calling it a deal is probably enough for all to be forgiven.
TopicDo you say "fuck" on a daily basis?
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:37:19 PM
#29
Yes. The word fuck is so ingrained in modern culture only old church ladies scoff at it. Now we have middle aged white people saying FAFO. You can't escape it.
TopicWhat was da last insult you received and how did you respond?
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:30:34 PM
#20
A few years ago when a chick at work said I reminded her of a serial killer. Before that she was trying to hook up so I don't know if she was serious or what.
TopicDoing anything for Halloween CE?
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:17:27 PM
#30
Playing Silent Hill f and watching my doorbell cam to make sure no little heathens tp my yard.
TopicDo you still get trick-or-treaters?
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:16:19 PM
#2
I haven't seen any in years.
TopicVance is disappointed his wife isn't Christian
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:01:17 PM
#77
darkace77450 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny3xc9z5i6A

Uh...

That woman's a viper. She met Charlie when he interviewed her for a job. Married him (it couldn't have been love at first sight), and became the CEO of Turning Point after he died. Now she's moving on up the ladder to couch fucker. In her mind she's already the first lady.
Topicnice, Trump got his first Nobel Prize
MarshMellow
10/31/25 12:34:30 PM
#32
BB_mofo posted...
The Nobel Peace Prize is overrated so they just might as well give it to him. Henry Kissinger received a Nobel Peace Prize, so it's not like he would be the first war criminal to receive one.

This isn't even the peace price. I guess he wants the Nobel physics prize now for his advancements in quantum computing.
TopicMTV's 'Ridiculousness' CANCELLED
MarshMellow
10/31/25 12:26:56 PM
#9
I figured that was cancelled a decade ago. Did they still have that blonde chick who just sat there and went "heh heh heh heh heh!"?
Topicnice, Trump got his first Nobel Prize
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:52:10 AM
#15
Bass posted...
Ah yes, the man that can't read and can barely speak coherently invented quantum computing and AI. Right, totally.

He thinks the AI slop his handlers post on social media qualifies him for a prize. The man's brain is scrambled eggs.
TopicHappy Halloween CE!
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:46:48 AM
#6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr4Yn1QbJc0
Topicnice, Trump got his first Nobel Prize
MarshMellow
10/31/25 7:40:40 AM
#12
He's given up on the peace prize as he's preparing to invade Venezuela for oil. The next logical step is to claim someone else's prize in physics because...uh...
TopicTechbros love talking about terraforming planets don't they
MarshMellow
10/31/25 6:56:41 AM
#30
We can't even fix our own planet that already has life in the habitable zone. Maybe they should work on that before thinking about desperation moves like terraforming Mars. We still have a few billion years before the sun eats us.
TopicThe trial over the murder of the woman who had a pot of water is almost over
MarshMellow
10/31/25 6:24:35 AM
#21
Guilty of 2nd degree murder, so he can only get 4-20 years.

Might as well be a slap on the wrist. Drug dealers get more than that. Who the fuck murders someone because they're afraid of hot water?
TopicWe're so cooked (misinformation AI slop topic)
MarshMellow
10/31/25 6:08:06 AM
#7
People who work in the film industry must be feeling some kind of way. We're almost to the point where your average Joe can make a movie from home.
TopicTrump: ''Obamacare is a disaster! Do something democrats!"
MarshMellow
10/31/25 5:50:13 AM
#31
He and his entire goon squad blames Democrats for everything with every breath because they're terrified of the Dems becoming a majority in congress. It's all about staying in power, so they'll take every opportunity possible to drive that bullshit into their voters' pea brains.
TopicI'm surprised Mel Gibson hasn't made a HUGE comeback
MarshMellow
10/31/25 5:34:50 AM
#10
He's a homophobic, antisemitic, woman-beating Trump supporter. In what universe would liberal Hollywood be throwing roles at him again.
TopicBought a random 50-DVD mystery box. Rate the haul.
MarshMellow
10/31/25 12:05:39 AM
#46
I guess TC paid too much. Still better overall than ending up at a landfill where the few hundred I have will probably go.
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