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TopicStandard or inverted y-axis?
MarshMellow
11/16/25 1:29:48 AM
#18
I couldn't play a game unless it's inverted. Standard makes the both axis feel off to me.
TopicRaw milk.
MarshMellow
11/16/25 12:47:34 AM
#3
Nothing like drinking milk straight out the udder.
TopicTrump re-pardons Jan 6er to erase unrelated gun conviction
MarshMellow
11/15/25 9:10:11 PM
#2
The president having this ability is about the stupidest fucking thing.
Topic$85 or daily McD Filet o Fish summon
MarshMellow
11/15/25 8:56:00 PM
#23
Sandwich. You never know when the world will officially go to shit and you're living in a bunker with a bunch of canned food or no food at all, wishing you had a hot sandwich. Any hot sandwich.
TopicIt is pretty scary how many companies are going out of business worldwide
MarshMellow
11/15/25 8:48:19 PM
#6
Rich people getting super rich. I first paid attention to this when Walmarts started spreading all over America, ending mom and pop stores as well as other large retail chains. I'm surprised Target survived.
TopicWho is bubba? Who isn't bubba?
MarshMellow
11/15/25 6:44:51 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8c1c0167.jpg
TopicColours
MarshMellow
11/15/25 6:18:37 PM
#9
Aluminium
TopicMTG continues X tirade against Trump
MarshMellow
11/15/25 5:29:16 PM
#58
UnfairRepresent posted...
The comments are wild.

I'm pretty sure it's mostly bots but I don't think the bots know how to react to this

Yep, she lost the magas. I see a short political future for her.
TopicBonkey Dong
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:57:26 AM
#16
Kiddy Dong Racing
TopicNah this Bill Clinton stuff sounds fake af
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:52:56 AM
#34
Vegy posted...
Even if its fake, Bill should come out and say something just to rile up trump lmao

"I did have sexual relations with that pedophile".

TopicSo.... GOTY 2025?
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:48:56 AM
#54
Is Kingdom Come II better than the first?

I couldn't get into that game. The environments were nice but that combat was even worse than Oblivion.
TopicNah this Bill Clinton stuff sounds fake af
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:45:18 AM
#32
Even though Mark is denying it was Clinton for whatever reason, I can totally see him at least putting it in his mouth for kicks. He talks about dicks too much to not be curious at minimum.
TopicPost your childhood misconceptions
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:36:35 AM
#63
I thought you could reach the moon with a ladder after seeing it in a cartoon. One of my earliest memories was being in the back yard at night with my dad and telling him to get the ladder so we could walk on it and I started crying when he said no.
TopicYou know what gets a bad rap, but is actually delicious?
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:34:34 AM
#23
I haven't had one since I was a kid but never got the hate either.

My mom makes this cake with dates in it that's good as hell.
TopicTrump has dumped MTG, says he would endorse an opponent
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:26:08 AM
#85
Takuya_Lee posted...
I disagree. She's obviously planning for a post Trump world and that world will be here sooner than anyone thinks.

You must mean after he's dead. Being out of office will not stop him from being the maga cult leader. They'll worship and obey as long as he walks the earth.

Even if he dies he's already painted her as the enemy so there's that.
TopicHow do you open your banana?
MarshMellow
11/15/25 10:23:10 AM
#31
The bottom is the correct way, but then you're left with the little brown banana butt that doesn't look nice.

I slit the stem with a knife to get it started then go down that way. I'm also OCD about eating them and make sure it takes 3 or less bites to finish.
TopicIf you left school more than 10 years ago, how many teachers do you remember?
MarshMellow
11/15/25 7:50:38 AM
#11
K: Door
1 -
2 - Davidson
3 -
4 - Draushack
5 - Hill, Flowers
6 - I barely remember that school
7 - Figgs
8 - Lovell
9 - 12 - Biasey, Planner

I remember most of the faces but I can't recall the names.
TopicThere May Be Photos of Trump "Servicing" Clinton Part 2
MarshMellow
11/15/25 7:42:23 AM
#26
Not sure if this was mentioned, but apparently Mark Epstein said it wasn't about Bill, but he won't elaborate.

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-blowing-bubba-message-epstein-emails-under-scrutiny-11046836

Much like the JD/couch thing, that doesn't matter. It's now stuck with him for eternity.
TopicTrump has dumped MTG, says he would endorse an opponent
MarshMellow
11/15/25 7:32:57 AM
#70
This really isn't good for her career since maga voters will do whatever Trump says, and Democrats surely won't vote for her.
TopicThere May Be Photos of Trump "Servicing" Clinton Part 2
MarshMellow
11/15/25 7:28:55 AM
#25
Maybe he'll shut the fuck up now about the BBB. It's only going to generate mental images of him gargling Clinton's sausage now.
TopicApple's $230 sock-like iPhone carrying pouch sells out instantly
MarshMellow
11/15/25 7:19:19 AM
#14
Price aside, that's about the dumbest phone accessory I've ever seen. What kind of pants are people wearing these days where they'd rather carry their phones around like a purse? I'd rather spend $30 for a case with a belt clip than have one of my arms tied up carrying that stupid looking thing or have it dangling off my chest.
TopicMore 6-Year-Olds Are Showing Up Unprepared for Kindergarten
MarshMellow
11/15/25 7:04:56 AM
#34
When I was in kindergarden there were kids as young as 4. I was 5 when I started.

Even back then I remember kids peeing and pooping their pants. One kid named Brad seemed to always have a pee stain. Eventually he was in a lot of extracurricular activities and his parents were heavily involved in the school, so I don't think it was because of upbringing.
TopicMom takes moment to teach son not to be a bully
MarshMellow
11/15/25 12:03:09 AM
#17
If this is legit the kid needed some type of discipline, but the mom going ape shit in public is just as bad as when moms used to spank their kids in the grocery store. Nobody wants to see that and they just look crazy.
TopicLara Croft or Jill Valentine. You can only save one.
MarshMellow
11/14/25 3:40:27 PM
#13
Lara's rich, so I'll bet on getting some reward money.
TopicI have 508 games on Epic Games Store. I "purchased" one of them.
MarshMellow
11/14/25 3:29:23 PM
#13
I have a ton and I think 2 that are worth playing.
TopicThere may be photos of Trump "servicing" Clinton
MarshMellow
11/14/25 3:27:51 PM
#429
So, if the files do prove he's a pedo, what will happen to him?

I see no scenario where he'll face justice for anything.
TopicJD Vance: ''illegal immigrants are taking houses meant for Americans!''
MarshMellow
11/14/25 3:41:46 AM
#11
Somehow illegals are getting mortgage loans while sucking up all our Medicaid.

How DO they do it? Please save us from these monsters daddy Trump.
TopicHuman case of bird flu reported in WA - CDC confirmation pending
MarshMellow
11/13/25 11:30:09 PM
#24
Time to buy stock in ivermectin. Magas gonna be stocking up in droves.
TopicIf you shrunk to the size of a mouse, would anyone be able to understand you?
MarshMellow
11/13/25 10:46:26 PM
#1
Or would your vocal cords be so small that words sound like a squeak?

In the movies when someone shrinks they sound the same, but that would be like shrinking a guitar down to the size of a grain of sand and expecting no change in the sound.
TopicYou're sent back in time to 2011, how do you prevent Truml from being president?
MarshMellow
11/13/25 10:39:14 PM
#17
Trump's goon squad is probably monitoring this thread.
TopicTrump sues to block California's redistricting.
MarshMellow
11/13/25 10:34:30 PM
#18
Bondi, Noem, Kegseth, Nutlick, Bessent, and Trump are some of the biggest pieces of shit to disgrace the White House.
TopicDonald Trump is a bozo
MarshMellow
11/13/25 10:11:39 PM
#3
The constant lies are literally nauseating to me anymore. First gas was $1.98, now it's $2.50 and he expects it to be $2 soon. Groceries and energy are 25% cheaper than last year. This has been the most productive administration in American history, etc. etc.

The cult members would die before admitting they were ever wrong about him.
TopicThere may be photos of Trump "servicing" Clinton
MarshMellow
11/13/25 5:07:52 PM
#236
For real though, the magas could use outlandish things like this to say Epstein made up shit in the files for potential blackmail and no one could prove otherwise unless witnesses come forward with evidence they're true.
TopicThere may be photos of Trump "servicing" Clinton
MarshMellow
11/13/25 5:03:17 PM
#230
bnui_ransder posted...
https://youtu.be/Hr55Y4K9cfQ?si=fKIsMPmWKubZWbI2

So Trump is a size queen and Clinton is rumored to be hung like a bull.

It's not an uncommon fantasy for men who identify as straight to be fascinated with huge peen.
TopicSen. John Fetterman hospitalized after fall near his home
MarshMellow
11/13/25 4:52:25 PM
#45
He has heart problems and had a stroke 3 years ago. He's not even that old. Maybe he should step down and live off his millions with his young Brazilian wife.
TopicMcRib is McBack!
MarshMellow
11/13/25 11:55:22 AM
#44
I don't think I've ever had one tbh. I've had the imitation ones sold in vending machines and they were ok.
TopicMcRib is McBack!
MarshMellow
11/13/25 11:53:49 AM
#41
Why do they keep getting rid of it? It seems to have a huge following so why not just leave it on the menu.
TopicThe school's parent chat is lit this morning
MarshMellow
11/13/25 11:38:40 AM
#13
Are any of the complainers Native American?

From all I've seen they're not easily offended by shit like that. Many of them still call themselves "Indians" and aren't offended by the names of certain sports teams.

When I was a kid my grandfather used to take us to "pow wows" where little white kids would run around in headdresses sold to them by the tribe.
TopicWtf Walmart?
MarshMellow
11/13/25 10:49:08 AM
#21
HojoojoH_2 posted...
It's pathetic but some people have those dispensers in their homes..usually it's corporate landlords who install them. The landlords probably get them free from the workplaces that they bankrupt and scrap, or similar.

We got the dispensers for free at my old job as long as we ordered TP from the same company.

I really hate those things. If you pull too hard it breaks off inside then you have to reach in and dig around on the roll to find the end of it knowing other people with nasty hands did the same thing.
TopicNew Valve console. Next gen Steam Machine
MarshMellow
11/13/25 6:18:35 AM
#31
So it's as powerful as an RTX 4060 while being the size of a gamecube. Why tf does nvidia make their GPUs giant bricks that blow out enough hot air to heat an entire room.
TopicDo you live in an area or state that requires ID to view adult content online?
MarshMellow
11/13/25 5:54:50 AM
#12
No, but once I was using a VPN and had it accidentally set to the UK and thought the internet was broken.
TopicWtf Walmart?
MarshMellow
11/13/25 4:41:11 AM
#8
So that's actually 3 superwide rolls you need a public toilet dispenser for.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/00e718b7.jpg
TopicOh ffs. They federally criminalised weed, huh?
MarshMellow
11/12/25 11:36:49 PM
#64
I thought this was just cracking down on stuff like Delta 9 gummies you can buy online.

TopicDie Hard is NOT a christmas movie
MarshMellow
11/12/25 11:02:28 PM
#17
Yippy kayak mf
TopicWho stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
MarshMellow
11/12/25 10:53:03 PM
#6
I haven't seen a cookie jar in years so not me.

How weird are those though. We had a couple when I was growing up and they were just a ceramic mushroom and Cookie Monster without a tight seal. Whenever someone went in the cookie jar you could hear the lid clanking so it was hard to sneak.
TopicHey CE, how many trans/gender non-confirming friends do you have?
MarshMellow
11/12/25 10:29:58 PM
#23
I've seen a few transgender people while out shopping but I don't think I've ever had the opportunity to speak to one (at least that I'm aware of). I haven't had a lot of close friends since middle school, yet alone met a lot of trans people.
TopicUK suspends intelligence sharing with the US over its Caribbean strikes
MarshMellow
11/12/25 8:14:55 AM
#12
The UK thinks Trump blowing up suspected criminals with no trial is illegal? How dare they.
TopicCandace Owens Accuses Erika Kirk of Having Her Own Husband Killed
MarshMellow
11/12/25 8:12:30 AM
#36
Candace is desperately trying to stay relevant now that her maga shtick is over.

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if this were true. EK completely skipped the grieving widow part.
Topichow did humans spread across the globe
MarshMellow
11/12/25 7:32:44 AM
#12
Australia seems like it's in the middle of nowhere but there are tons of islands between that and the Asian continent. It's not like they had to cross thousands of miles of ocean to get there. The ice age allowed people to enter North America. People could walk from Africa to Asia and Europe.

The Polynesian islands are the most impressive since they're so far from the mainland. They were just some bad mfs.
TopicHouse Democrats Turn on Senators for Caving on Shutdown.
MarshMellow
11/12/25 12:44:57 AM
#18
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I'm pretty sure their mug shots will be all over the place come election time unless leftist media forgets. I think they ended their careers.
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