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You not suppose to take such long naps.

It's suppose to be 20 minutes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oeA_C01uyt0X

Nintendo Tax

First they kill us with Covid, now they kill us with fish.

You aren't making a good comedy if you aren't offending anyone.

It was just $1 a few months ago now its $1.50 at the vending machine at work. 50% increase!

Not buying anymore.

Trump still not done killing his followers

Covid did most of that already

Are they still doing endless shrimp? lol

Bat178 posted...

Nope, Chinese.

Chinese Virus

Put bounties on the fish.

Will be extinct in a few weeks.

MagiMarthKoopa posted...

There was a leak from some pipes behind my walls so they had to smash it open. They're gone and now I have piles of debris everywhere, and a big hole in the wall

Also I forgot to cover my dakis so they were in full view of the plumbers lmao

Should have asked them if they did cleanup before letting them do the job.

Florida was never going to go blue.

DeathSantis should be in prison though.

2016
2020
2024

Notice how they all involve Trump. To be more precise keeping him out as President.

Trump can still run even in prison. lol

No tip it is then

Dakimakura posted...

Walker Texas Ranger? Pretty sure that show has been off air for a long time.

This was a reboot staring one if the main actors from Supernatural.

Same old story. Something gets bought by new owners and gets run to the ground.

Seems like CW is going to die now.

Don't underestimate Trump hate.

Remember that every vote counts.

Inflation is the problem not recession.

Enclave posted...

I mean, that DID happen.

Let me see if I can find a link.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/american-realty-capital-properties-closes-15-billion-red-lobster-sale-leaseback-transaction-268936111.html

Basically firm buys Red Lobster, doesn't have enough money to buy Red Lobster so they sold off all the property Red Lobster owned and leased it back in order to pay for Red Lobster.

This likely had far more to do with why Red Lobster went broke than endless shrimp. It's insane to me how it's legal to buy a company with the companies own assets.

That sounds shady as hell! Should be illegal.

RL shouldn't have agreed to the sale.

"Sir, we have just been nuked! Do we fire back?"

Trump freezes for 30 seconds

justaguy3492 posted...

Is there like a higher concentration than normal of people with serious health impairments and doomers here on CE? Lot of people seem to think they, or the country (which is very silly), won't make it to retirement age.

With how many people are now drinking soda so much every day, this generation will become known as the diabetes generation.

PoopPotato posted...

I thought they offered free repairs?

When a joycon breaks, parents buy their kids new ones. They have no idea about free repairs.

Controllers break easily so you have to spend more to buy new ones. They did it on purpose. It's a fucking scam but more people don't realize it.

Biden can't pardon Trump for state crimes.

Diceheist posted...

Dumb move for Trump, he could've easily ducked for a while by lying about the trials taking up too much personal time.

But I guess if he gets arrested he can instead lie about the corrupt establishment denying him opportunity to debate.

It's Trumps ego. He must respond if someone challenges him.

But doubt debates will move the needle. Nearly everyone has decided already who they are voting for.

They better not ban Jasmine.

Just stop offering endless shrimp if that's what is driving you out of business. lol

What's their signature burger suppose to be?

BK has Whooper and McD has Big Mac.

Girl scouts was better anyway.

It's not like boys need guidance or people to care about them in real life.

Shadowblade posted...

Okay guys I got a question. Soda or Alcohol which one is the worst?

Alcohol kills brain cells and gives you hangovers

Soda makes you fat and gives you diabetes later on

Pick your poison

Diabetes future

Civil War

Most people wouldn't work

More deadbeat fathers not paying child support

More suicides

Oblivion with guns

My guess is this was made for causal yugioh fans that only watch the anime, I usually see a non legal set of the Egyptian God cards go for around $10 which is crazy overpriced.

Causals to this day see the God cards and cream their pants, they must think the cards summon real life dragons and are instant wins.

Seems pretty cheap set for unknowing parents to give to kids that only watch the anime.

Went to barber all the time before the pandemic, but had to do it in my own due to covid fears. Kept doing it and haven't gone back.

Woods probably has a new woman every single day. Dude is a sex addict. Living the male dream.

CADE_FOSTER posted...

I like how we are constantly looking for habitable planets but we wont take care of the perfect one we are on currently

We should get to colonizing Mars before we ruin Earth completely. Humanity's survival could depend on it.

All the price hikes is the reason I stopped eating fast food.

Cooking your own food, or going for frozen stuff like Pizza or chicken nuggets is the way to go.

Good parents limit screen time for their kids on their phone. Just 2-3 hours a day for the very young kids.

ssb_yunglink2 posted...

Male cheerleaders exist

They exist in the recent Barbie movie.

All Call of Duty games for people that just play single player.

If you are interested in vampire suff, try The Vampire Diaries show and it's spinoff The Orginals. Much better than Twilight.