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Topicwho else is excited for updawg?
Ignac5000
10/06/25 11:25:43 AM
#19
Who tf is updawg?

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TopicThey the same
Ignac5000
10/03/25 12:08:42 PM
#2
Kirby is a Pokmon confirmed

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TopicMe am the hungerz; what do?
Ignac5000
10/01/25 12:24:26 PM
#5
Gotta kick the wall. Then your foot will hurt and youll forget about the hunger.

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TopicDuckman, The Critic, Dr Katz, Mission Hill
Ignac5000
09/29/25 12:11:34 PM
#11
It stinks!

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TopicI got a billion dollar idea for a movie
Ignac5000
09/29/25 12:07:09 PM
#7
I bet it would do great on Broadway as well.

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TopicDolly Parton has her own theme park and even her own frozen dinners
Ignac5000
09/08/25 12:26:25 PM
#6
What a way to make a living

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Topicmy wife is watching youtube and chanting "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!'
Ignac5000
09/02/25 12:20:33 PM
#10
Lewis

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TopicScientists might have saved the bees
Ignac5000
08/25/25 11:24:41 AM
#15
MomSpringfield posted...
they can sting u

But they cutely sting you.

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Topicyou get to play games from just one studio forever
Ignac5000
08/04/25 11:28:29 AM
#19
Square Enix

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TopicWhat is th best Final Fantasy?
Ignac5000
07/21/25 11:21:49 AM
#47
The correct answer for top 3 FF games is 6, 7, and 9.

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TopicGameFAQs is still alive?
Ignac5000
07/08/25 12:23:45 PM
#11
Its on life support.

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TopicWould you eat 64 slices of American Cheese?
Ignac5000
07/07/25 11:32:37 AM
#8
sorry, 63 is my limit.

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TopicWhy are there so many adults who believe in monsters?
Ignac5000
06/26/25 12:22:42 PM
#17
DT exists, so I, too, believe in monsters.

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TopicWhat day is it?
Ignac5000
06/19/25 12:08:13 PM
#14
Its the first day of the rest of your life.

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TopicWould you risk it for a biscuit?
Ignac5000
06/11/25 12:21:13 PM
#15
Glob posted...
Not all.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garibaldi_biscuit

I didnt have the English meaning of biscuits in mind anyway lol.

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TopicWould you risk it for a biscuit?
Ignac5000
06/10/25 11:23:58 AM
#2
Counterpoint: Biscuits are very good.

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TopicMario Kart World's aesthetic reminds me of Sonic Adventure
Ignac5000
06/09/25 12:11:24 PM
#3
I love the Sonic Adventure games. I dont know how alone I am on that, but I do. I feel a lot of nostalgia for them (and in particular the music is memorable, which, as you said, is good). I have not played Mario Kart World yet.

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TopicYour thoughts on cruises?
Ignac5000
06/05/25 12:23:36 PM
#55
Tom is okay, but his religion is weird.

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TopicAnyone Up? 5/26
Ignac5000
05/26/25 1:13:25 PM
#4
Yes. Its 1:12 p.m.

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TopicNo one talks about this song enough!
Ignac5000
05/23/25 12:27:56 PM
#3
I cant talk about something I didnt know existed.

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TopicJoe Biden has prostate cancer
Ignac5000
05/19/25 11:35:55 AM
#9
Unfortunately the fact that the cancer is aggressive combined with that hes 82 doesnt bode well, I feel.

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Topic2.5 million dollars, but the whole world knows your search history
Ignac5000
05/16/25 4:16:08 PM
#48
Me: Its not what it looks like.

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TopicBest game of 1995?
Ignac5000
05/12/25 12:19:01 PM
#24
Its absolutely Chrono Trigger.

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TopicCheck out this rock
Ignac5000
05/08/25 4:07:01 PM
#10
I love butt rock.

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Topicwhat if an astronaut farts in their space suit?
Ignac5000
05/03/25 7:24:42 PM
#11
jsb0714 posted...
According to the movie Rocketman (the Disney one), the suit just expands with the trapped gas.

A beacon of scientific accuracy.

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Topicwhen are they going to remaster Superman 64?
Ignac5000
04/28/25 12:05:27 PM
#8
Glob posted...
You know why its called Superman 64?

Because when you see it, you turn 64 degrees and walk away.

Because there are (at least) 64 reasons not to play it.

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TopicYour thoughts on the Beatles
Ignac5000
04/25/25 12:21:13 PM
#47
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
I like them.

I like how they could change themselves and still make it sound good enough.

I mean 1963 Beatles wouldn't have worked in 1967.

But IMO they still are no Led Zeppelin or the Rolling Stones.

Also they screwed George over many times.

Fortunately, George went on to make the excellent album that is All Things Must Pass.

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TopicYour thoughts on the Beatles
Ignac5000
04/24/25 1:03:31 PM
#33
ParanoidObsessive posted...
If you want to have fun, just accuse the people who say things like that of racism, because they're actively minimizing the accomplishments of all the obscure black artists The Beatles stole ideas from... that they basically got credit for because it was more palatable to attribute it to young white guys in the climate of the 1950s/early 1960s (see also Elvis, Buddy Holly, and most of the rest of the roots of "rock and roll" as a genre - including many of the Beatles' own admitted early influences).

Or for real fun, (accurately) point out that most of their cultural influence (especially early in their career) stems less from their music and more from the fact that they were cute young boys that teen girls could crush on. They were basically a boy band.

Good artists copy, Great artists steal.

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TopicYour thoughts on the Beatles
Ignac5000
04/24/25 11:23:31 AM
#29
BADoglick posted...
See this is why I hate the Beatles. It's like generational abuse at this point. Everything gets attributed to them like they invented music.

To be fair, they literally did invent and/or pioneer a lot of things related to music as we know it.

The Beatles pushed boundaries in recording techniques, songwriting, and artistic presentation, paving the way for new musical styles and genres. They experimented with instrumentation, introduced new sounds (like feedback), and explored various genres, including rock and roll, pop, and psychedelia.


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TopicYour thoughts on the Beatles
Ignac5000
04/24/25 7:47:25 AM
#22
Salrite posted...
Overrated as hell and all their music is overplayed to death. Even the "good ones". There's so much better music out there.

That probably exists because of what the Beatles did first.

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TopicMy Final Fantasy Crush was...
Ignac5000
04/21/25 1:12:08 PM
#16
Celes and then Tifa. Garnet was also cute.

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TopicWould you prefer an encounter with a bear or a man in the woods? I'd pick bear.
Ignac5000
04/11/25 12:16:18 PM
#16
my answer is highly dependent on who the man is.

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TopicRate my Mice
Ignac5000
04/09/25 3:26:23 PM
#3
10/10 cute mice

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TopicWhat is the Switch 2 title youre looking forward to the most?
Ignac5000
04/09/25 3:25:03 PM
#35
Metroid Prime 4, but I can also get that on the Switch, so I dont feel like I need Switch 2 right now.

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Topic$2500 or every bathroom you go in is perfectly clean
Ignac5000
04/08/25 12:10:43 PM
#28
HelIWithoutSin posted...
Start a bathroom cleaning service by just walking in and leaving.

This. Clean bathrooms AND easy money.

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TopicShare random facts you know!
Ignac5000
04/04/25 12:17:10 PM
#9
A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut, discuss.

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TopicMetroid Prime 4
Ignac5000
04/04/25 12:07:06 PM
#7
ParanoidObsessive posted...
The last Metroid game I played was on the NES 40 years ago.

Man, youre missing out on Super Metroid.

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TopicWhat are your thoughts on this girl's dating site answer?
Ignac5000
04/03/25 12:32:20 PM
#4
keyblader1985 posted...
It's good of her to say that up front. That's pretty much it.

This. Its not necessarily a bad thing if youre into that sort of thing, but a good thing to know up front.

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TopicIs Youtube the GOAT entertainment platform?
Ignac5000
04/03/25 12:21:32 PM
#13
ReturnOfFa posted...
it's fine but dogshit at the same time, y'know?

Having a crap ton of content like it does, its bound to be both, I think.

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TopicSo I became a calendar last weekend!
Ignac5000
04/03/25 12:04:38 PM
#5
Congrats on becoming a calendar.

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TopicDo you see yourself posting on GFaqs in 10 years?
Ignac5000
03/26/25 12:05:54 PM
#17
joemodda posted...
I've said it already, I'll be posting when I'm 40, when I'm 50, and when I'm burning in Hell

Hey Guys! Im in hell. Its pretty hot down here.

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Topicchrono trigger is $3.74 on steam. no more excuses.
Ignac5000
03/18/25 4:09:45 PM
#9
Chrono Trigger is an S-tier game for a lot of reasons. But maybe I just have massive nostalgia blinders on.

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TopicShould it be easy or difficult to launder money?
Ignac5000
03/03/25 12:15:49 PM
#6
Easy. Just make sure it doesnt shrink.

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TopicIn a perfect world....
Ignac5000
02/18/25 12:20:32 PM
#6
All people would exude kindness, generosity, acceptance of differences, honesty, integrity, and a lack of selfishness.

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TopicToday is the Scholastic Book Fair
Ignac5000
01/29/25 3:58:15 PM
#26
back in the day it was all about Goosebumps and Garfield collection books for me.

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TopicHow are Super Bowl commercials worth it?
Ignac5000
01/29/25 12:14:18 PM
#3
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Because you get more than 100 million potential viewers seeing your commercial.

This. Its one of the most viewed television events every year.

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TopicWhich side of the road do you drive on?
Ignac5000
01/26/25 12:49:53 PM
#19
The side with traffic moving in the same direction as myself. I find its much safer that way.

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TopicThe Gulf of America
Ignac5000
01/21/25 11:20:30 AM
#8
The whole thing is an incredible waste of time. Im bracing for a whole lot more of that over the next four years.

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TopicRemove any word from a movie title and replace it with Diddy.
Ignac5000
01/13/25 12:28:09 PM
#7
A Diddy to Remember

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TopicMovies about business?
Ignac5000
01/13/25 12:05:23 PM
#26
Glengarry Glen Ross

Unethical business, but business.

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