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TopicMost influential superhero besides Superman, Batman and Spiderman
El_Marsh
06/16/24 3:43:34 PM
#3
Captain America is THE government backed super-being, something that has been done innumerable times since his breakthrough in the 1940s.

Also, Wonder Woman is still probably the most recognizable female superhero.

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TopicDoes the Government have your fingerprints, CE?
El_Marsh
06/16/24 11:44:02 AM
#9
Yeah, it was a condition for employment in the school district.

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TopicWhat is the OBJECTIVELY most badass superhero/villain name??
El_Marsh
06/15/24 10:40:21 PM
#9
Cocknocker

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TopicMelissa Joan Hart plays Sonic 2
El_Marsh
06/15/24 12:22:50 PM
#13
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Indeed

She'd obviously played a video game somewhere before but that very well may have been her first time touching that specific game.

That said, I'd totally forgotten about her Nickelodeon days because I have long associated her more with "Sabrina" than "Clarissa."

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Topicteens went to return airsoft guns & man fatally shot one in the back
El_Marsh
06/15/24 8:21:33 AM
#14
He needs to burn and his legal counsel needs a truck wrench to the gob for that disingenuous, fallacious drivel of a statement.

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Topicis elsa the board mascot now
El_Marsh
06/14/24 10:05:57 PM
#3
I thought that DToast pic was the board mascot?

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TopicYou get $1billion & a choice of where to live for the rest of your life, but
El_Marsh
06/14/24 5:38:21 PM
#28
Togo
The Phillipines
Senegal

Drought vs Tsunamis...hmmm

Dakar is one of the better organized cities in Western Africa, but Manila is much, much better suited to indulge a wealthy lifestyle.

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TopicDoes anybody else have any habits they have internalized due to parenting?
El_Marsh
06/14/24 5:25:11 PM
#14
My strict adherence to punctuality and wearing seat belts is undoubtedly due my parents' influence.

It's pretty much instinctive to arrive early and buckle up.

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TopicWhy does my head hair grow so fast, but my beard grows so slow.
El_Marsh
06/14/24 4:56:24 PM
#2
The steroids that you shoot into your eyes effect your scalp, not your jaw.

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TopicCan we talk about Stellar Blade's outfits on Gamefaqs?
El_Marsh
06/14/24 4:10:49 PM
#2
You guys really are children.

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Topicgot tickets to go see lamb of God with mastodon
El_Marsh
06/14/24 3:34:55 PM
#9
You really like you herbivores, huh?

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TopicSpotify (free) seems broken.
El_Marsh
06/14/24 3:12:23 PM
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TopicIt is time to finally decide the ultimate question. Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?
El_Marsh
06/14/24 1:49:39 PM
#18
Cool Ranch

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TopicSpotify (free) seems broken.
El_Marsh
06/14/24 1:46:18 PM
#16
trappedunderice posted...
If I have to hear another Lowes or Chik fil a ad again I'm going to lose my mind
"The reason I like the Chick-fil-A...."

OMG I FUCKING DON'T CARE, YOU NON-ACTING PARASITE

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TopicGina Carano is not doing well
El_Marsh
06/14/24 1:42:38 PM
#42
I think I pulled an oblique from cringing so hard.

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TopicHorizon devs want Aloy in the next smash bros
El_Marsh
06/14/24 12:55:28 PM
#28
CyricZ posted...
Just a hunch.
YOU'RE WRONG, COLONEL SANDERS!!!

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TopicHorizon devs want Aloy in the next smash bros
El_Marsh
06/14/24 12:49:14 PM
#17
Dakimakura posted...
Aloy isn't fat at all, she is quite slender. Just in that new horizons game her face looked a bit unnaturally puffy.
She's an incredibly athletic character (both in appearance and deed) but when have trolls ever cared about facts?

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TopicHorizon devs want Aloy in the next smash bros
El_Marsh
06/14/24 12:41:16 PM
#5
MyMainAccount posted...
How is that related? The main Goku complaint was he didn't originate in a video game and she did.
Right?

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TopicThis may be a boomer take, but mullets are ugly
El_Marsh
06/13/24 6:49:27 PM
#9
MangaBroski posted...
Boomer is colloquialism for anyone older than gen z who disagrees who has negative criticism for the behaviors and styles of gen Z or younger at this point.
And this is only true because people are too fucking ignorant to know the actual meanings of words.

That one is particularly funny because everybody is so fucking obsessed with declaring themselves to be part of a "generation." You'd think they'd want to get that shit right but nope, ignorance itself has enveloped an entire generation and their progeny.

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TopicDamn mods have been closing a lot of topics lately
El_Marsh
06/13/24 5:05:43 PM
#39
^that's why I noted that they "can" be horrible

Many moderations are wholly justified

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TopicDamn mods have been closing a lot of topics lately
El_Marsh
06/13/24 5:00:12 PM
#35
GrandConjuraton posted...
The moderation staff here is a joke.
I feel that a couple of them are cool enough posters, but the actual moderations can be completely fucking ridiculous

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TopicCrunchwrap Supreme left unrefrigerated in wrapper overnight.
El_Marsh
06/13/24 4:53:44 PM
#29
Yeah, I got some pretty gnarly food poisoning when I was 19 from eating 12 hr old Taco Bell that I forgot in my microwave.

Utter fucking misery for 4 days. Do not recommend.

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TopicThat New One Piece chapter...Oda did it again *spoilers*
El_Marsh
06/13/24 4:30:05 PM
#9
^little did we suspect, but Keieg, Gin, and Pearl were all part of Roger's crew

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TopicNew study reveals brain's fractal-like structure near phase transition,...
El_Marsh
06/13/24 3:25:41 PM
#12
It sounds like technological advancement has enabled a team of researchers to observe that the brains of three very different species all share a very specific neurological pattern that is effectively identical despite the varied morphology and perceived complexity of those species' brains. They want to observe more species to see if it is truly universal.

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TopicSpotify (free) seems broken.
El_Marsh
06/13/24 3:02:30 PM
#6
What part of "record profits" do you not understand? /s

Seriously, that sucks but is unfortunately "on brand" with how they've operated over the last year.

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TopicThat New One Piece chapter...Oda did it again *spoilers*
El_Marsh
06/13/24 2:56:30 PM
#5
Foppe posted...
Serious, we are 1000 chapters in and in the final saga, and he keeps teasing us the Oda way.

Not finishing Vegapunks message was the perfect tease

On the other hand, Zoro and Ghandi fighting was too much, should have saved it to the next chapter.
Gandhi is the only one of the Five Elders that hasn't been complete trash since arriving. Seriously, you have four doofs and then this badass skele-centaur who was actually fucking shit up.

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TopicWhy do people hate optional QOL features
El_Marsh
06/13/24 1:35:39 PM
#139
I think people should play games however the fuck they want to and the argument of gatekeeping someone's settings is a remarkably pathetic endeavor.

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TopicShaolin Soccer is leaving Netflix tomorrow, this movie is a freaking classic
El_Marsh
06/13/24 1:32:23 PM
#2
I wonder how long it will be gone this time, because I feel that it's been delisted by them a couple of times previously.

But yeah, it's a hilarious movie. The Game of Death goalie was amazing..

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TopicMystery Science Theater 3000
El_Marsh
06/13/24 10:47:53 AM
#47
Southernfatman posted...
Idiot control now!

(I kinda like the actual song.)
It stinks!

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TopicSwords are nice, but there's something attractive to me about a good axe.
El_Marsh
06/13/24 8:44:31 AM
#8
More of a club or hammer guy myself but axes definitely have a pleasant visual aesthetic.

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TopicNewly unsealed Jeffrey Epstein documents have Donald Trump's name all over them
El_Marsh
06/12/24 5:32:27 PM
#28
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
"Do you have one that looks like Ivanka"?


That is so fucked up, but not completely unlikely

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TopicAny examples of reverse-isekai?
El_Marsh
06/12/24 5:30:58 PM
#14
The entire "Fables" franchise? (By Bill Willingham)

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TopicWhy is Ozzy the prince of darkness?
El_Marsh
06/12/24 2:40:05 PM
#18
Hayame_Zero posted...
That was accidental. They're usually plastic, but once it was real.

But he also bit the head off a dove during a meeting.

...and also killed like a dozen cats they were sheltering while on a drug binge once too.
More like "Prince of Narcotic Psychopathy"

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TopicMystery Science Theater 3000
El_Marsh
06/12/24 11:00:28 AM
#2
Are you a potato?

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TopicRumor: Warner Bros is trying to buy Harry Potter rights from Rowing
El_Marsh
06/12/24 10:36:15 AM
#15
Horrible production company is trying to buy Harry Potter rights from Horrible creator

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TopicWhy is Ozzy the prince of darkness?
El_Marsh
06/12/24 10:20:15 AM
#2
Darkness =/= being a dick

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TopicNBA Hall of Famer Jerry West has passed away
El_Marsh
06/12/24 10:19:27 AM
#4
One of the greatest players AND executives in league history. He had an impact on the game that very, very few others have.

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TopicAre droids people in star wars.
El_Marsh
06/12/24 7:31:57 AM
#7
If you consider the Geth from Mass Effect to be people, then I think the same would apply for droids in Star Wars.

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TopicThe moment CE has been waiting for: EA has announced their Madden cover athlete.
El_Marsh
06/11/24 6:49:57 PM
#49
how clever and original

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TopicNathans will not allow Joey Chestnut to compete in 2024 Hot Dog eating contest
El_Marsh
06/11/24 3:21:04 PM
#30
tankboy posted...
He's also afraid to fix his teeth, because it will force downtime and might affect his performance.
Seems pretty reasonable when chewing a specific way has made him a millionaire.

It would not make any sense to sacrifice that for vanity.

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TopicNathans will not allow Joey Chestnut to compete in 2024 Hot Dog eating contest
El_Marsh
06/11/24 2:13:16 PM
#2
Good for Joey Chestnut.

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TopicAlex Jones Says Infowars Could Be Shut Down Within Hours
El_Marsh
06/11/24 9:34:48 AM
#90
Alex Jones Says Infowars Could Be Shut Down Within Hours

"Don't you threaten me with a good time!"

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TopicThe main character is UGLY!
El_Marsh
06/11/24 9:22:33 AM
#3
Earthworm Jim

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Topic2 years ago this fucking websight took away the spaces out of our name
El_Marsh
06/11/24 9:19:56 AM
#4
I honestly thought it had longer than that.

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TopicUsain Bolt received a ruptured Achilles at charity soccer game
El_Marsh
06/11/24 7:28:37 AM
#5
^modern "journalism" in a nutshell

utterly ridiculous

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TopicOh no! The hero has just landed the killing blow on you!
El_Marsh
06/10/24 6:42:55 PM
#44
Klaatu...Barada...Nik..(dies)

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Topicfirst 90's Anime that comes to mind?(Besudes DB/z)
El_Marsh
06/10/24 12:59:48 PM
#24
The Slayers

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