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Topic | Girl on first date: "I'm totally into body-swap anime". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 10:38:55 PM #20 | Bump again. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Who was America's most [generally aesthetically pleasing] president? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 10:32:21 PM #10 | Julia Louise-Dreyfus --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | List of game franchises that were better before they went Open World |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 10:18:42 PM #5 | Hayame_Zero posted... The mainline games have fallen so hard that many people feel Arceus is the breath of fresh air it needed. Those people are trolls. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Girl on second date: "Give me my body back!". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 10:02:55 PM #9 | SkittyOnWailord posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/36cd35e4.jpg Fine, be WEIRD! --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Girl on second date: "Give me my body back!". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 9:56:21 PM #5 | Please don't be weird in my topics. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Girl on second date: "Give me my body back!". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 9:44:20 PM #1 | Well? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Giant orb weaver spider on my house that I feed (phobia warning) |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 9:31:19 PM #42 | Fun fact: Almost all spider bites happen when a spider gets caught in your clothes and you put them on or some idiot decides to mess with them. Actual aggression from spiders are extremely rare. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Please Keep Your Kids Away from Republicans |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 8:34:16 PM #4 | No kidding. I know my former stepfather used to make up fake allegations against me to spank me when he wanted. It was common enough that I learned to tighten my glutes at the moment of impact to lessen the blow. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | It's 2024 now, have you ever had COVID? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 8:24:15 PM #90 | Had it once since my idiot grandfather gave it to me. He also went to a Piggly-Wiggly while he was sick without a mask, all so he could get deli food. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Girl on first date: "I'm totally into body-swap anime". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 8:07:51 PM #9 | Bump. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 8:05:51 PM #97 | -ZIO- posted... Please tell me how and how this would work out. Because even a light and peaceful protest was met with violence and an upside-down bible photo-op here in this country. I have no idea which protest you are taking about, but I'm assuming it was part of the civil rights movement. I don't know what else to add, since I don't have any other context. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:53:58 PM #93 | -ZIO- posted... You're missing the point. The message will be spread. That's the important part. You really want miscreants spreading a good message because they want your attention? I actually care if those who say they want to help people actually mean it. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Are there people you met here that you consider friends? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:46:25 PM #2 | AceMos and a non-CE poster by the name of KalloFox34. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:45:27 PM #86 | -ZIO- posted... What was the phrased used when San Andreas' coffee mod was making waves? Any attention is good attention? The message is spreading. And while it comes with the baggage of people clearly hating it, there will be people who here the baseline message and think "oh, that makes sense". It's naive to think this doesn't and won't happen. Some people are like this. They like attention regardless of what kind it is. And since it's "easier" to mess with a bunch of people than actually earn respect, this is what happens most of the time. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:40:41 PM #81 | Sandalorn posted... Sorry, I didn't see that in her sig. It's fine. I also am sorry that I got rather heated myself. I'm starting to cool down. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Best Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 90 |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:38:02 PM #6 | Alcremie is a supportive beast. Decorate is a Weakness Policy-level stat boost for your ally at no drawbacks other than being interrupted by Follow Me/Rage Powder. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:35:12 PM #74 | Sandalorn posted... I imagine it's more than a few. Not really. I tend to be chill and paranoid, not a rager. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:30:58 PM #69 | Sandalorn posted... You seem a calm rational lad with zero anger issues. As I've said, there are a few things that make my blood boil and this is one of them. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:28:14 PM #66 | Nemu posted... Of all things, intentionally creating an inherently dangerous situation that can kill someone is just demonic. I don't care what you're protesting, you've just lost the plot at that point. Exactly. Doing something like this is worse than a dick move. It can get someone killed and when that happens I will make sure you lot eat crow. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:20:41 PM #59 | -ZIO- posted... "I'm going to harass people so I can get harassed even more as a result." I'm serious. It's on a grandiose scale, so they get their jollies from causing so many problems. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:18:50 PM #58 | Sandalorn posted... He's the dude that is fine with protesting if it is done instead their homes at 2:30am. Don't put words in my damned mouth. If they really meant to protest, bother the people who are responsible for the problem. Mark my words, when someone dies because of those asshats, you're going to wish you didn't have encouraged them. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:16:07 PM #56 | -ZIO- posted... Why would anyone WANT to go out and halt traffic to net the ire of folks like you if they don't believe in their messaging? What is this logic? I just fucking told you, it's an excuse to harass people. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:14:09 PM #51 | emblem-man posted... People are selfish!! They don't care about much outside in countries across the world. It sucks, but that's the reality. You play the hand you're dealt, which means being effective with your protests. They aren't even effective to begin with. Why would I give a flying fuck about some shitgibbon that I could have accidentally run over if I didn't see them and be in serious trouble regardless. Face it, this is just a ruse. You taking their side is like taking the side of a spoiled brat that pissed on the birthday cake. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 7:10:44 PM #49 | ai123 posted... Your rudeness makes you look ridiculous. I'm admittedly heated about this. Few things boil my blood than people who claim to be good but their actions say otherwise. Who are you to say it isn't about Israel? What do you know of the motives of the protestors? I'm going to let you on a little secret: people who do these kinds of things rarely mean it unless they themselves are the oppressed group. You suddenly think these motherfuckers are good guys because they say are? Who do they want to harrass and why? Explain this conspiracy. Who is behind it? Who are they targeting? What is their sinister endgame? They know they can get away with this because people continue to do this with slaps on the wrist. They do this because they get their kicks out of it. And what do you mean by "endgame"? It's just a vicious cycle that the idiots don't tend to stop like an adrenaline junkie. I don't think you even understand what it is you don't understand. I'm not the one falling for their bullshit. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 6:56:43 PM #42 | ai123 posted... What makes you more angry: a highway blocked for a few hours, or the murder of tens of thousands of civilians? Shut the hell up. This was NEVER about Israel to begin with. This was a way people could sow chaos and hide behind a good cause as an excuse to harass others. You failing to understand this is beyond fucked up. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 6:47:52 PM #37 | GuerrillaSoldier posted... lol look at the media and look at all the responses. no one is talking about why. which is supposed to be the point. Those people you see blocking the road ain't your fucking friends. Stop going to bat for cowards who hide behind a cause, because it encourages more dipshits to follow suit. Also, show their fucking faces! --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Protesters Blocking 405 Freeway in West LA |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 5:38:54 PM #6 | -ZIO- posted... I'm sure the expected, scripted response from the usual suspects have said their piece already. Or, to put in this way, you can target the people who are the problem rather than the FUCKING PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WHAT YOU ARE PROTESTING!!! Even the furry hackivist group that hacked The Heritage Foundation knows this! --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Girl on first date: "I'm totally into body-swap anime". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 5:31:33 PM #6 | TotallyNotAGirl posted... ... is this a common trope in anime? Yeah. There's quite a few body-swap anime VNs on the Switch. One was recently released and it features a guy and three girls swapping bodies every day due to them breaking something in a museum. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Girl on first date: "I'm totally into body-swap anime". |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 5:24:16 PM #1 | Well? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | I think I realize now why most JRPG bosses are immune to sleep (TTYD-related) |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 5:01:26 PM #32 | GranAures posted... FF9 immediately comes to mind as a lot of the late game bosses can be put to sleep. In the original Final Fantasy, --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Remind: Pokemon can shrink to fit into pokeballs |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 4:41:47 PM #33 | Do Poke Balls work on humans, too? Asking for a friend... --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Do you live close to the ocean? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 4:36:22 PM #4 | I live close enough to Myrtle Beach that the family can spend several hours there before heading back. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | I don't like night cuddles, is that weird? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 4:32:37 PM #3 | I like cuddles any time of the day. You've never lived until you cuddled with a cherubus. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Anyone else get paranoid over depressed most of the time? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 4:22:49 PM #1 | I rarely get depressed. Someone I care about dying or something like that will do it, but I also tend to grieve differently. It doesn't hit me at first and I cry later on. But getting paranoid is common for me. If I'm left to my own devices for too long, I start to think paranoid thoughts, like The Rapture happening or the family was crushed by a sixteen-wheeler. I'm not sure why. Even my idiot grandfather notices and he's usually the densest of us. Anyone else get like this? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Back when you guys were in school were you considered one of the popular kids? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 4:12:46 PM #8 | I was the kid talking to their backpacks, looking for change in the bleachers and spinning around in circles when bored out of my mind because I loved the woozy feeling. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Is there such a thing as a three-way kiss? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 4:03:13 PM #1 | Well? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | I found a kitten. |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 3:50:09 PM #85 | I miss cats in the house. My grandmother told me no again to getting one and I barely remember what holding one feels like. Tell Scout I said hi. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | The Bible 2 announced |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 11:00:38 AM #10 | Someone post the Impractical Jokers bit. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Who wins? |
DementedDurian 08/13/24 9:22:43 AM #3 | Bump. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Which game has the most satisfying gunplay? |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 10:40:36 PM #26 | Call of Duty is better when you silently stab a guy in the back, not fire and get yourself exposed. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Vegy General V.1-''Yea, its back!!'' |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 10:39:07 PM #19 | Vegy posted... Who dat Pororin! --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Vegy General V.1-''Yea, its back!!'' |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 10:34:08 PM #16 | Please don't argue with my alt, Vegy. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Who wins? |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 8:13:52 PM #1 | Who wins? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | I want candy, any kind will do |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 4:44:44 PM #11 | Spurner posted... Was going to say candy corn, but thats even worse. I'd eat them. I LOVE licorice, Candyland be damned. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Which CEman is this? |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 3:07:52 PM #3 | Not this succubus. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Why is six afraid of seven? |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 2:52:15 PM #1 | You finish the joke. Wrong answers only. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Your honest thoughts on adults who say you can be anything you want to be? |
DementedDurian 08/12/24 2:46:20 PM #3 | I was given that line as a kid by my grandfather and I decided I wanted to be a girl. He's since tried to retract that statement. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | $5,000,000 but every video game has an adaptation directed by Eli Roth |
DementedDurian 08/11/24 9:32:42 PM #4 | How would that work for games with TnA? I suppose Jack Black could be Hanzo (the one from Senran Kagura), but I don't think the rest of the cast would fit. Also, Minesweeper? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Are dark-skin anime people meant to be black or just tan? |
DementedDurian 08/11/24 8:48:05 PM #21 | Well, I know Homura from Senran Kagura is tanned. She has tan lines from where she is wearing that samurai maiden wrap on her bosom. In other costumes you can see pale skin. I'd show a picture, but it would be considered hornyposting (even though that would not be the intent). --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
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