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Topic | $5,000 but Trump is now the main character in the last game you played |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/13/24 9:14:46 PM #16 | Stellar Blade
Donald Trump fishes, collects cans, and kills invading alien immigrants. All while looking wearing stylish battle armor bikinis. Orange Man Badass ***EDIT*** Lol, I tried to A.I. image create Donald Trump in Stellar Blade, but no matter what prompt I put, I would get blocked by the Content Warning. The results would probably get me modded for hornyposting anyway. You don't deserve to see a sexy Donald Trump swinging a sword while wearing an anime waifu swimsuit anyway, GameFAQs. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Marvel's 'Blade' Loses Director Again |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/13/24 2:13:59 PM #43 | Another problem is probably trying to pay off that end stinger with John Snow/Black Knight from the end of ETERNALS, where he's about to pick up the Ebony Blade, and you can hear off screen Blade tell him, "I wouldn't do that if I were you", screen cuts to black.
It's MCU it's gotta be ALL connected! --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | If you copy this movie we will literally send Interpol after you. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/11/24 10:39:30 AM #24 | Hey let's be honest, most of us have downloaded a few cars in the video games that allow it. I know I have.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | The main character is UGLY! |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/11/24 10:34:20 AM #18 | All of the SPAWN games. They don't call him Hamburger Face when he has his mask off for nothing.
Ugly ass superpowered desiccated revenant. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Halo 5 is so bad.... |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/10/24 6:33:19 PM #5 | Null_Gain posted...
Repeating the same boss encounter 5 or 6 different times was certainly a choice. That was so bad, ungh. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Carlton won. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/10/24 6:32:12 PM #67 | He didn't win his lawsuit against Fortnite for stealing the Carlton.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | certain ppl upset about star wars the acolyte doing well |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/10/24 6:09:30 PM #35 | @ViewtifulGrave posted...
Im guessing youve never seen The Book of Boba Fett? I've watched all of the SW shows. Post 21 Auto_Chrisbot posted... Acolyte is the most TV show looking of the SW shows yet, even Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett look more cinematic. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | certain ppl upset about star wars the acolyte doing well |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/10/24 9:03:30 AM #24 | @tommybel89 posted...
It's wild how big the disparity is in what people see in each show. To me, Andor is easily the best of the SW shows. The only thing I can think of is that it's the people that the Prequels were their SW as kids, so they prefer that flat line delivery, awkward editing, plain camera work, and hokey fight choreography. The Acolyte is very reminiscent of the production style of the PT, so when something that's genuinely mature, tense, dramatic, methodical, well crafted, well shot, well written, and well acted like Andor is, of course they're going to claim that's it's boring. "Andor bad! Acolyte good!" My goodness. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | certain ppl upset about star wars the acolyte doing well |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/10/24 8:51:58 AM #21 | @Nirvanas_Nox posted...
Sorry Acolyte is nowhere near as bad as Discovery is. Acolyte is pretty Damm good. I'm not talking about content, I'm talking about the way it looks. Discovery and Strange New Worlds look like movies that happen to be shows. Acolyte is the most TV show looking of the SW shows yet, even Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett look more cinematic. Nirvanas_Nox posted... Way better then Andor at least. Lol, ungh, not even. Andor set the bar so high that at this point only the second season of Andor can reach it. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | ''You're not a Star Wars fan unless you hate Star Wars'' |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/09/24 4:32:33 PM #15 | Good! Let the hate flow through you!
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Nearly 90% of Hellblade 2 players haven't completed the story. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/09/24 9:39:20 AM #28 | @Guide posted...
Didn't even know it had a single player mode lmao @ArkhamOrigins posted... It's a multi-player game, people aren't gonna play the campaign Wut? Hellblade 2: Senua's Sacrifice, is a single-player only game. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | certain ppl upset about star wars the acolyte doing well |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/08/24 3:43:09 PM #11 | @refmon posted...
Is the show like Andor or just bottom of the barrel crap like ahsoka and kenobi? Based on the first two episodes it's probably the worst live-action SW show so far. It's so stiff and low energy. It's also the most TV show looking of the shows so far as well. Like, to a certain extent, especially Andor, the other shows look like movies that just happen to be series. There were several shots in Acolyte where I was like, bro, even Star Trek Discovery looks better than this. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Nightdive Studios are remastering The Thing game |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/08/24 3:38:02 PM #15 | @mybbqrules posted...
Oh my God, this. That pissed me off. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Dune is really good. Better than Star Wars |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/05/24 3:46:20 AM #16 | @ImAMarvel posted...
I've always felt like Star Wars more or less took from a bunch of different sources that were always superior to it. Well, duh. Let's not forget, Lucas wanted to a Flash Gordon adaptation, but couldn't get the rights, so he made-up Star Wars instead, which is basically just Flash Gordon (and a bunch of other things) in all but name. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I just purchased over $550 of mecha anime blu-rays! |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/03/24 3:19:31 PM #20 | electricbugs2 posted...
What? Bruh really? Turn in your anime otaku nerd card. How you gonna claim to buy all that mecha anime and not know what GATTAI is. Next you gonna tell me you don't know what HENSHIN means. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I just purchased over $550 of mecha anime blu-rays! |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/03/24 9:55:34 AM #12 | But do they transform? Do they... GATTAI!?
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Potatoes are the GOAT vegetable. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/03/24 9:45:30 AM #29 | What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh!?
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Gamefaqs is in serious trouble after the recent changes! Fandom is pissed off! |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/03/24 12:20:55 AM #26 | @totalnerdken posted...
They're basically the Indian version of a Chimichanga, stuffed with peas and potatoes. They're really good. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | You wake up tomorrow morning and see THIS: |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/02/24 1:22:33 PM #10 | They know what?
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Gamefaqs is in serious trouble after the recent changes! Fandom is pissed off! |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/02/24 1:19:27 PM #23 | Rika_Furude posted...
for anyone in charge of gamefaqs and making the numbers go down, have you considered making the numbers go up instead? They spell disaster for you Samosa Roll! At Sacrilege. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Gamefaqs is in serious trouble after the recent changes! Fandom is pissed off! |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/02/24 12:56:17 PM #17 | --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | When have we gotten a movie based on a videogame that stayed true to the game |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/02/24 12:51:38 PM #25 | @Zikten posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgXjQwVa8kU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9eYbQrxlXA --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | If you haven't seen "Furiosa" yet you should. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/01/24 9:03:59 PM #15 | @RetuenOfDevsman posted...
No thanks. Wasn't a big fan of Fury Road. Which is exactly what Furiosa is. It's 2 and a half hours of mainly character and worldbuilding, with spurts of action scenes. The climax is even more emotional than action. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Ben and Jerry's over 1,000 calories in one pint. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/01/24 5:46:18 AM #15 | @EPR-radar posted...
I've become lactose intolerant, so ice cream is now a no-go. There are plenty of non-dairy or lactose free ice cream alternatives. Just hope you're not allergic to soy, almonds, coconut, or oats. Yeah it sucks and it's not ever as good as real ice cream, but it's something. Or if you want to take the chance to initiate a tug-of-war in your guts, you can pop a couple of Lactaid pills right before eating real ice cream, and see how it goes. :/ --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Have you consumed meat, that came from an animal, within the past 24 hours? |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/01/24 5:40:33 AM #19 | I just had some coconut chicken with basmati rice and an avocado.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | If you haven't seen "Furiosa" yet you should. |
Auto_Chrisbot 06/01/24 5:39:10 AM #4 | No Mad Max no buy.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Anyone else find it exhausteing to smile all the time |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/29/24 9:27:06 PM #9 | One time a cashier of a store I frequented asked me why I don't smile more, because they'd never seen me smile. I told them I smile when I have a reason to smile. Simply paying for groceries isn't something to be jolly and smiley about based on principle.
I wasn't depressed or in a bad period of my life, I just don't smile for the sake of smiling. Domo arigato, Chris Autoboto --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | What's the most 'Anime' hair color? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/28/24 7:34:57 PM #10 | Growing up on anime is why I like blue and green haired women.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Angel Hernandez, most hated umpire in baseball, to finally retire |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/28/24 5:08:28 AM #26 | CrimsonGear80 posted...
*snip* Holy shit. Terrible, just terrible. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | A flamethrower was used in AEW PPV tonight |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/27/24 7:06:33 AM #16 | @Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's funny how you can tell he was gonna get lit on fire because of how shiny he was in the previous shot. That fire resistant gel is pretty noticeable lol @Kai_Laguna posted... Would have been easier to maintain the suspension of disbelief if they had waited till after they cut away from the backstage bit before smearing him with the protective gel and hidden the fire extinguishers a little better. If you had seen the entire match, he was already wet because he got dunked into a tub of ice water by Darby Allin earlier, so at least they tried to cover it. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F | Official Trailer |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/25/24 4:39:42 PM #18 | Meh, I probably won't go out to the theatre to see thi-
"Only on NETLFIX July 3" Oh ok I'll watch it. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | The 2005 King Kong is 3 hours long? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/22/24 2:31:57 PM #26 | --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | The 2005 King Kong is 3 hours long? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/22/24 4:32:25 AM #13 | @KCJ5062 posted...
I haven't seen it since I saw it in theaters, but IIRC, the titular himself doesn't even show up until an hour* into the movie. *90 minutes The titular monster doesn't show up until a whole ass movie's worth of screentime. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I have never seen a Lord of the Rings movie. |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/22/24 4:28:49 AM #8 | Because of those movies, to this day whenever I buy or receive something I really like, I rub the packaging and say, "Ooh, my precious."
*coughchrisbot* *coughchrisbot* --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | The latest Planet of the Apes movie |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/22/24 12:12:59 AM #7 | It's very good, yes.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Why do we keep inventing stuff out of order? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/22/24 12:12:11 AM #24 | divot1338 posted...
So the 3 seashells are really just buttons to control the intensity of teh suck? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Gamespot gave Hellblade II a 6 |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/22/24 12:03:49 AM #40 | Trelve posted...
What have they been doing for the last 5 years? Surely when you make a sequel your aim should be to be better than the original (which admittedly isn't that hard in Hellblade's case). Ungh. Dafuq? --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Harry Potter ended up with Cho afterall. |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/19/24 2:21:37 PM #25 | Cute couple
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Pinnie the Wooh |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/19/24 2:19:40 PM #68 | Parry Hotter
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Pinnie the Wooh |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/18/24 9:55:25 PM #57 | Hollywood Hulk Hogan
no wait that's too easy, ok how about Hunter Hearst Helmsley --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | How is Ghostbusters Frozen Empire? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/18/24 12:25:31 AM #15 | Worth renting? Yes
Worth owning? Maybe --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Harry Potter ended up with Cho afterall. |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/18/24 12:23:59 AM #16 | cute couple
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Pinnie the Wooh |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/17/24 11:58:27 PM #48 | specialkid8 posted...
"Cepard" "Urex" --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Starship Troopers: Carmen or Diz? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/17/24 9:50:13 PM #32 | In live action? Carmen.
In animation? ... Carmen Even in Roughnecks and the mocap movies they render Carmen better than Diz. It also helps that both version of animated Carmen aren't assholes either. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | Pinnie the Wooh |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/17/24 9:43:02 PM #31 | Jom and Terry
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | How much water did you drink today? |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/17/24 12:12:21 AM #4 | No water, only vodka.
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I can finally monetize on Youtube now! |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/14/24 8:53:37 PM #27 | Sheiky-Baby posted...
Meh my channel is just personal and small time, so it was quaint went I got some recognition. --- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
Topic | I can finally monetize on Youtube now! |
Auto_Chrisbot 05/14/24 1:42:36 PM #24 | I was once asked permission to reference one of my videos, and one other time I was asked if would consent to my channel being shouted out/linked to. I wasn't offered any money though. :/
--- "Freedom is the right of all sentient beans" - Optimus Pintobean |
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