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TopicBeing the person that peaces out before shit goes down in a horror movie
LeoRavus
05/20/24 3:43:45 PM
#7
Most of the time they have to go to the scary attic or basement to see what's making noise. Even if it's not their house, they can't resist going to the creepiest place imaginable just because.

Watched Jeepers Creepers the other day and oh boy dude even went down a hole in the middle of bumfuck Egypt where he saw a creature dumping bodies.


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TopicImagine dying at work
LeoRavus
05/20/24 3:31:35 PM
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One time I was feeling horrible and thought I would die on the work toilet.

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TopicEminem does father daughter dance at wedding.
LeoRavus
05/20/24 2:31:26 PM
#13
Smashingpmkns posted...
Ok real talk dude is botox'd the fuck up right? No way his skin looks like that at his age.

Some people don't fall apart until their 60s. Others fall apart in their 30s, 20s even.

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Topic$50 million, but you must live in A Random.
LeoRavus
05/20/24 2:22:10 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
Define "live in it"

I'd consider it the primary residence where you sleep the majority of the time. You can stay in hotels without 'living in' hotels. Feels like there could be a bunch of loopholes to this.

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TopicYou have the ability to Teleport to 1 year in the 90's.
LeoRavus
05/20/24 1:42:04 PM
#8
1997 and invest all I can in Amazon.

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TopicEminem does father daughter dance at wedding.
LeoRavus
05/20/24 1:15:51 PM
#5
He could have taken his sunglasses off and tried to look mildly amused for the pic though.

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TopicScientists expect major disruptions and global warming if governments don't act
LeoRavus
05/20/24 10:09:28 AM
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JuanCarlos1 posted...
They legit have bunkers in island countries

I guess they don't mind living underwater.

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TopicWhat is the best theme and why is it cloudy blue
LeoRavus
05/20/24 10:08:13 AM
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I still use blue theme because that was the original and I'm too old for change.

I would like to see real avatars tho

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TopicSo apparently, I'm basically the best cashier in the country.
LeoRavus
05/20/24 10:00:49 AM
#16
Trumble posted...


Ironically, the prize I got for the local round (Beats wireless headphones and a $500 gift card) was better, at least for me personally, than the prize for the national (an iPhone 12, 64GB).

On what planet would someone consider a 4 year old phone a prize. Must be refurbished since by year 2 all the new stock is usually gone.

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TopicScientists expect major disruptions and global warming if governments don't act
LeoRavus
05/20/24 9:40:01 AM
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Governments are controlled by rich people who make money off shit that causes climate change. All they're worried about is living like royalty until they're dead. Democracy is basically patronizing. We have no real say in anything that matters. They take our money and do whatever they want with it.

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TopicBest of the big 3 Assassin's Creed RPGs
LeoRavus
05/20/24 9:22:23 AM
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Odyssey was the first one I played and I think the best.

I tried playing Origins after and something about it felt incomplete in comparison. Have over 100 hours in Valhalla and it's ok, but the parkour feels noticeably worse than Odyssey and can be frustrating as hell. I absolutely dread climbing in Valhalla.

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TopicHow secure do you think OneDrive is? Do you use it much?
LeoRavus
05/20/24 9:14:51 AM
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All the pics I saved on my phone and PC were being automatically uploaded to OneDrive. I checked it one day and there must have been thousands of pics on there.

I've since stopped that from happening. I don't feel anything is really secure and if some shit goes down some fed goons will be looking at all your stuff.

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TopicOrcas have attacked and sunk another boat and experts warn of more attacks
LeoRavus
05/20/24 9:00:31 AM
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TimeForAction posted...
A lot of seals like to jump up on boats to avoid the orcas. Perhaps theyve taken notice

Could be, but I doubt seals could jump high enough to land on a yacht. The videos I've seen were smaller boats.

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TopicGlobally, April 2024 was the warmest April since records began in 1850
LeoRavus
05/20/24 8:48:51 AM
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I think the climate is more fucked than we're being told.

When I was a kid we had a decent snow just about every winter. For the past few years we're lucky to get a dusting that's gone within a day or two. I haven't had to shovel my driveway for over a decade.

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Topicwhy do flies like literal shit?
LeoRavus
05/20/24 8:47:04 AM
#3
What else are they gonna eat, grass?

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TopicGot rejected for an internal position. Feels bad man.
LeoRavus
05/20/24 7:59:38 AM
#15
Something similar happened at my last job. My supervisor quit and I was thrust into the role doing everything she did plus my job for over 3 months. I finally said fuck it and officially applied to get paid for it, then they hired some moron from outside the company and expected me to train him.

Wish I walked out and left them hanging since I was the only one in the building who could make purchase orders. They would have been fucked and would have had to bring someone in from corporate.

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TopicOrcas have attacked and sunk another boat and experts warn of more attacks
LeoRavus
05/20/24 7:42:38 AM
#15
Maybe the boats are scaring away their food?

That would be terrifying.

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TopicDo most of you believe that for sure Diddy will be cancelled?
LeoRavus
05/20/24 12:38:39 AM
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He wouldn't be the first celebrity to do awful shit and make a comeback.

Rick James did way worse than this and was still treated like a legend up until his death.

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TopicIran's President Has Gone Missing After Helicopter Crash
LeoRavus
05/20/24 12:24:11 AM
#51
What the hell was he doing flying around at night in the rain.

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Topic*ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"
LeoRavus
05/20/24 12:09:02 AM
#4
I'd let him go in a bush in the back yard. Where he'll be caught on camera and the footage sold to the highest bidder.

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TopicI found an old menu for a Chinese restaurant I used to go to
LeoRavus
05/19/24 11:51:07 PM
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It is more expensive, but still a better value than most fast food since you get so much.

I miss barbecue beef on stick though. I used to get it when it was $4.99. Now it's $9.99 and I can't justify paying entre prices for an appetizer.

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TopicChocolate milk > Soda
LeoRavus
05/19/24 11:13:20 PM
#12
At least milk has some nutritional value.

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TopicTrump Appears to Freeze for 30 Seconds on Stage During NRA Speech
LeoRavus
05/19/24 8:45:32 PM
#47
Someone on his team's out to get him. First the podium that almost collapsed, now the teleprompter stops working.

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TopicWhat are some things you remember about growing up in the 90's?
LeoRavus
05/19/24 7:57:45 PM
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I remember MTV only playing certain videos after midnight like Madonna's Erotica.

I stayed up late thinking it would be like soft porn and was disappointed.

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TopicI'm surprised Ronald McDonald isn't more controversial.
LeoRavus
05/19/24 7:37:09 PM
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I miss the old Ronald with real teeth.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fcda4107.jpg


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TopicWhat are some things you remember about growing up in the 90's?
LeoRavus
05/19/24 7:19:59 PM
#63
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoEwM5Ykqmk

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TopicThermoptic camouflage is real.
LeoRavus
05/19/24 8:45:38 AM
#3
I'll be impressed when it's like Predator

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Topiclist 500 video games that are fun
LeoRavus
05/19/24 6:50:02 AM
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I can't even name 500 games

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TopicIf you could delete a song from all reality, which would it be?
LeoRavus
05/19/24 6:04:55 AM
#18
Baby Got Back

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TopicHow many of these free games are you claiming? (Dragon Age Inquisition + 2)
LeoRavus
05/19/24 5:21:36 AM
#35
I'm trying to cut back on free games. They're just clogging up my library with stuff I'll never play.

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TopicDo you think high heels are sexist?
LeoRavus
05/19/24 5:14:28 AM
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I find it odd that being attractive to men has involved some degree of discomfort or pain in cultures all over the world. Even straight up purposely-caused deformities have been considered desirable.

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Topicsuper straight thick hair is the absolute worst as a male
LeoRavus
05/18/24 11:16:26 PM
#4
Asians get away with it.

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TopicActors/actresses that you can't stand to watch.
LeoRavus
05/18/24 11:14:01 PM
#32
Megan Fox. She must have some great connections because her acting couldn't get any flatter.

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TopicNow that Drake has been dethroned, it's time for a new king of Canadian rappers.
LeoRavus
05/18/24 11:04:22 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
YES! Bring back Snow!

I dunno. He sorta has that country grandpa who teaches you how to skin a deer vibe now.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6e2d432d.jpg


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TopicBear Steals Watermelon From Family's Garage
LeoRavus
05/18/24 10:42:35 PM
#11
Imagine going out to your garage for a snack and a grizzly's digging through the fridge.

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TopicActors/actresses that you can't stand to watch.
LeoRavus
05/18/24 10:36:45 PM
#7
Christian Bale.

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Topic$1 Million but you have to live here for a year
LeoRavus
05/18/24 10:33:40 PM
#22
After he spends $20k redesigning and expanding teh entire apartment the landlord would just charge him more rent.

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TopicWhy do people log in while in purgatory?
LeoRavus
05/18/24 9:28:48 PM
#17
On level 3 you can't even see most social boards.

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TopicPost what you've tagged others as without context
LeoRavus
05/18/24 9:20:29 PM
#45
Literally no one. If someone made that kind of impression to warrant a tag I'll remember who it is usually.

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TopicI'm realizing that many people actually don't like animal fat
LeoRavus
05/18/24 9:09:42 PM
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Soft steak fat is awesome. The stuff that stays rubbery on steak can go. I don't even know if that's actually fat. More like gristle.

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TopicAre pre-diced fresh veggies worth it?
LeoRavus
05/18/24 8:20:02 PM
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Not only is it not worth it price-wise, but the precut stuff isn't as fresh. Like precut onions will be slightly translucent where they've been exposed to air and sitting out for a while.

The only thing precut I buy is julienned carrots because fuck doing that by hand.

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TopicHave you ever done a sex offender check of your neighborhood?
LeoRavus
05/18/24 8:09:02 PM
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I just checked mine and saw a guy I used to work with. He's listed as a "Tier 3" whatever that is.

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TopicI now understand why a lot of old people are so grumpy all the time
LeoRavus
05/18/24 7:47:59 PM
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Old people are statistically the happiest. Maybe not when they're in hospice care but after retirement people seem to go through a happy phase.

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TopicWhy do they call them bouncers?
LeoRavus
05/18/24 7:03:41 PM
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I thought it was because when they throw people out they bounce on the pavement like skipping stones.

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TopicTrump's fat ass breaks podium, blames 'crappy contractor'.
LeoRavus
05/18/24 6:57:22 PM
#12
I bet he had at least one person fired over this.

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TopicHow many mosquito bites have you gotten so far this warm season?
LeoRavus
05/18/24 6:46:08 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
I havent been beaten by a mosquito since I was a little kid tbh. Hell I dont even remember the last time Ive seen one up close.

Yeah I used to play outside as a kid at all hours and get eat up by all kinds of bugs. Can't remember the last time I've been bitten.

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Topictrump demands biden take a drug test for the debate
LeoRavus
05/18/24 6:21:56 PM
#20
Everyone knew he'd weasel out of the debate and he's not wasting time making excuses.

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