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TopicDid... did Mean Girls get review bombed?
Robot2600
06/16/24 2:34:45 PM
#24
those are ai bot comments

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicIncredibly petty video game complaints.
Robot2600
06/16/24 2:32:35 PM
#4
reloading something that is already in ram instead of programming good reset routines

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicMy cat turns 1 year old today. Everyone wish her happy birthday.
Robot2600
06/16/24 1:18:29 PM
#5
get her a giant dog bed

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWhy EV Tariffs Won't Stop Chinese Cars
Robot2600
06/16/24 10:38:25 AM
#5
yea im gonna get my kia busted by some busters no thanks

hyundai? nope.

i like honda, toyota, ford, dodge. I'd almost certainly get one of those.

we can go initial d or we can go fast and furious but we have to go something

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWhy EV Tariffs Won't Stop Chinese Cars
Robot2600
06/16/24 10:30:47 AM
#2
why would anyone buy a car by a hostile foreign entity?

id never buy a (regular-person) car that wasnt american or japanese.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWhen is Kanye gonna stop embarrassing himself?
Robot2600
06/16/24 10:28:47 AM
#5
he'll go broke eventually tho, unless he was smart enough to put a few 100 million into a trust for himself

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicAddiction is like the worst thing
Robot2600
06/16/24 10:26:03 AM
#24
i was addicted to CE but fandom helped me out with that

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicHuman missions to Mars in doubt after astronaut kidney shrinkage revealed
Robot2600
06/16/24 9:50:24 AM
#39
his mars thing is a grift

do you think astronauts give 2 fucks about shrinking kidneys? they would die to go to mars.

this is just some excuse to not do the thing.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicTrailer for an 8bit horror game with live action cutscenes
Robot2600
06/16/24 1:57:44 AM
#6
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2121510/Tenebris_Somnia/

demo is free it's late at night

let's see what we think, ce

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicTrailer for an 8bit horror game with live action cutscenes
Robot2600
06/16/24 1:55:06 AM
#4
dope as hell a better maniac mansion hopefully

edit: downloading demo, will report back

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicFrance about to fall to far right
Robot2600
06/16/24 1:54:02 AM
#62
seems like france's left-wing parties are forming a coalition and the far right will not win

https://www.npr.org/2024/06/15/nx-s1-5007391/french-protests-oppose-far-right-election

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicTrump says Pilots as beautiful as Tom Cruise but taller told him UFOs may exist
Robot2600
06/15/24 8:15:15 PM
#10
Smashingpmkns posted...
Idk if Tom Cruise came up to me and said aliens are real I would probably believe him

that's literally what he does for a religion

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicI have officially finished and submitted my Ph.D. dissertation!
Robot2600
06/15/24 8:08:57 PM
#10
they call it permanent head damage for a reason yo

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicI have officially finished and submitted my Ph.D. dissertation!
Robot2600
06/15/24 8:01:53 PM
#8
congrats

you seem so excited and optimistic

no one fails their defense btw. they might be really mean, but you get your degree.

anyway congrats

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicI'm in a funk CE
Robot2600
06/15/24 7:57:25 PM
#2
food, exercise, shower, sleep

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicThis is my favorite command in the Bible:
Robot2600
06/15/24 7:03:31 PM
#6
praise be to god

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicIf you lived in Medieval times..
Robot2600
06/15/24 5:41:35 PM
#26
bard + gambler

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicGames where bosses can kill you after you defeat them
Robot2600
06/15/24 5:28:00 PM
#5
iwbtg

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicmy cat literally just stole the piece of trout on my plate
Robot2600
06/15/24 4:09:01 PM
#15
smart little gremlins

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicghost n goblins resurrected is a terrible game
Robot2600
06/15/24 4:06:47 PM
#9
which would be fine if the music was cool, didn't restart, the game didn't have to "reload" and I could just push any button to do that.

it's got skippable cutscenes, but that's still a cutscene i have to skip 100 times. game should expect the player to die a bunch. 100% it was designed by people who didn't actually play the thing.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicghost n goblins resurrected is a terrible game
Robot2600
06/15/24 3:47:01 PM
#7
it's not even fun. one checkpoint was filled with firefoxes that made the most annoying noise. enemy placement is designed to be awkward.

monsters are very fast and agile and you are arthur, which is honestly what i want, but there are just undodgeable attacks because of the RNG, or at least it feels that way.

im playing on Knight, 1 difficulty below the hardest, which seems reasonable. Anyway, it has extra checkpoints but the death screen defaults to "restart area" not "restart at banner" which causes you to lose 1-2 checkpoints depending. it's a huge problem. especially since most games like this let your restart quickly. after 10 deaths they add ANOTHER options in between where you want to be and where your cursor is selected--this one lowers the difficulty and restarts the stage like wtf. 10 deaths is nothing in a game like this.

it could be a really fun game but there are bad design choices. ill admit there have been some good sections and it's definitely better than UGnG but the corporate suits don't really know how to make a good tough-as-nails game that has QoL features.

There's also no gallery or anything like that. Remember those? Would be nice.

There is no way to delete a save file in-game. Yes you can save over it, but just being able to delete them would be nice.

I don't know how they could put so much effort into the artwork and just half-ass absolutely everything else.

The music is like watered-down elevator remixes of the original music. Maybe some tracks are new. Nothing stands out at all.

edit: I want to be clear it's not the difficulty that's bad it's the fact that the menu is designed to delete your checkpoints and also that you don't restart fast enough upon death.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicghost n goblins resurrected is a terrible game
Robot2600
06/15/24 3:23:38 PM
#3
i dont think that's allowed in the TOS

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicThey spent $36 billion on the Metaverse
Robot2600
06/15/24 3:20:48 PM
#6
hang out with your friends and have business meetings and let us also spy on you!

also no legs or feet!

that shit was fucking weird.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicghost n goblins resurrected is a terrible game
Robot2600
06/15/24 3:19:19 PM
#1
that's my review it's a horrible miserable game

i like hard games; this one is obnoxious

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicAI politicians are official: Chatbot AI to run for UK Parliment.
Robot2600
06/15/24 3:01:42 PM
#3
this is a dumb thing, yes

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicGus Fring's problems could've been solved if he just (Breaking Bad spoilers)
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:44:47 PM
#9
Gus is a perfectionist and a narcissist. He wanted the best meth. The end.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWhat was the last fantasy movie you saw?
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:42:59 PM
#6
Deuxne

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicskyward sword is the best zelda game
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:42:03 PM
#46
if by "best" you mean the "worst" then I agree 100%

skyward sword is horrible and unironically one of the worst games ive ever completed.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topic$700 later my cat is finally pooping on her own again
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:40:15 PM
#10
they made you give her metamusal didnt they

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topic"Every generation says the one after them is the worst"
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:39:26 PM
#42
Pipotchi posted...
Actually gonna backtrack on this bc upon further introspection Id probably consider elder millennials (82-89) more annoying than zoomers & possibly even Gen alpha...

what's your generation?

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons is such a downgrade from New Leaf, holy shit
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:37:32 PM
#2
The entire series was left to flounder.

Wild World was the best, but could have used more furniture.

Every entry was a downgrade from the previous, imo.

New Leaf is crippled by the triple-double load screens

New Horizons is just actively bad.

The multiplayer is completely insufferable. Plenty of other games let people drop in and out without giving EVERYONE a load screen. It's ridiculous.

On top of the fact that I have to PAY to go online now.

Literal downgrades. Fuck Nintendo, im done by their shitty-ass products anyway.

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicteens went to return airsoft guns & man fatally shot one in the back
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:24:14 PM
#65
even if they were real guns.

ITS A FUCKING SPORTS GOODS STORE

ppl walk in with guns all day

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicAnother month of this BS, GameFAQs. I'm sick of it.
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:20:30 PM
#3
i roll with the default. i like my screen blindingly bright. why dont u?

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topici give you cats on a treadmill
Robot2600
06/15/24 1:12:13 AM
#5
smarter than most ppl

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicart posting
Robot2600
06/15/24 1:03:54 AM
#3
sry fandom says i cant post mine

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicProof Boo is a genie
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:48:29 AM
#6
silly putty

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicMemes 49
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:45:14 AM
#52
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/2/256909d0.jpg

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicHurtle turtle wave is such an iconic moves by goku
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:43:29 AM
#16
goku's raging suplex is unsurpassed in the world of dragon ball z

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicIts dat time of year again, post your favorite martial arts movies
Robot2600
06/15/24 12:42:12 AM
#15
Ninja III: The Domination

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
Topicwhat is "Queer Joy"? have u heard of this concept?
Robot2600
06/14/24 11:44:12 PM
#4
more like a manic high after coming out and then just depression cause of society

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWhat video games we playing dis weekend fam?
Robot2600
06/14/24 10:40:01 PM
#15
2 types of gamers

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicDeSatan thinks if we legalize weed, people will bring 20 joints to elementary
Robot2600
06/14/24 10:39:35 PM
#9
"we can't pass this! everyone wants this!"

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicMemes 49
Robot2600
06/14/24 10:37:59 PM
#49
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fbfd3a0f.jpg

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWhat video games we playing dis weekend fam?
Robot2600
06/14/24 10:36:21 PM
#11
ikaruga
valheim
ghost n goblins resurrected
slay the spire
door kickers: action squad
i wanna be the boshy

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April 15, 2024: The Day the Internet Died
TopicWould you be able to defend and kick da ass of an average american man?
Robot2600
06/14/24 10:34:44 PM
#9
id do aikido moves, grabbing their punch and flipping them with their own energy, avoiding a fight!

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