Lurker > THEVinceYoung

Hey ertyu, I'll give you a job.

You can carry around my jock strap and tell me how my bleb tastes. Whaddya say?

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What now, Merril Hoge?

It's what I said to the Titans when I left to play for a real team.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

I have as many Super Bowl rings as McNair, Hasselbeck, and Collins combined.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Don't act like you don't miss me, ertyu.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

From: Emporer_Kazbar | #014
At least he's been to the Super Bowl!

One of us has won a big title game.

And it's not Matt Has-been-beck.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

I wanted out because the Titans didn't appreciate me and neither do fans like you. Philadelphia fans are more appreciative than you guys, and that's saying something.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Jake Locker's autograph and card will be worthless in five years.

A Vince Young autograph and card, now that will be worth something in five years and beyond that.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

How many championships has Matt Hasselbeck your savior won?

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Get back to me in a few months when I'm winning the Super Bowl.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Get used to it. They'll be talking about me all season.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

If anything, my presence makes it even more rock solid that the Super Bowl is ours.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Oh no, a disgruntled fan is going to sell my stuff and take down my pictures. I'm devastated. Please reconsider.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

We'll see who's nothing when you and Matt Hasselbeck are at home watching me win the Super Bowl on TV.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

I'll be winning a Super Bowl long before the "Stinkers" now that I'm with a winner.

And don't be surprised if Michael Vick suffers an unfortunate "injury" and the Eagles throw all their hopes and dreams on THE Vince Young. I beat the greatest college football team of all time, the Super Bowl don't be nothin'

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Kerry Collins couldn't win playoff games there either. That's why he quit. That's why Jeff Fisher got fired. That's why I left. Tennessee is for losers.

I'm a winner. I'll always be a winner. Jake Locker is a loser. He'll always be a loser.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

We'll see who stinks when I win the Super Bowl next year for my new team and Jake Loser makes the Titans go 0-16.

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What now, Merril Hoge?

Come on, ertyu. Surely you can't mean to say you hate your best buddy, Vince Young, do you?

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What now, Merril Hoge?

And now you come crawling back to me, ertyu. I knew you'd come back.

How pathetic.

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What now, Merril Hoge?