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TopicAbed's Master Key (Community)
BlackMageJawa
03/09/12 1:23:00 PM
#4
Is Part 3 not loading for anyone else?

I can watch 1&2, but 3 just has a message in the corner saying it's connecting and... sits there.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicDon't forget: Divinity II: The Dragon Knight Saga, DRM-free, $6. Ends Saturday.
BlackMageJawa
03/09/12 12:01:00 PM
#5
On a scale of Diablo to Planescape, how's the balance between hack & slash and roleplaying?

EDIT: Oh, and since it's obviously a sequel (or is it the third- was this one or Ego Draconis first?), how much would someone like me who hates jumping into an ongoing story part way through be annoyed if I started with this one?

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicUMD patch for FFT War of the Lions, lag be gone!
BlackMageJawa
03/08/12 4:39:00 PM
#11
Yup, that does indeed appear to work.

Now if only there was a patch that made me not be terrible at this game. I'm only a few missions in, there's no better equipment available, and yet all the enemies are already way more powerful than anyone on my team. And they outnumber my lot considerably. Not sure what I'm supposed to be doing.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicI'm going to watch the pilot of community
BlackMageJawa
03/07/12 10:26:00 AM
#78
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/54101

"Blah blah not available in your region blah blah suck it foreign devils"

And they wonder why piracy is rampant.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicThe Next Big Mass Effect 3 Topic: Featuring the midnight launch and JZ
BlackMageJawa
03/06/12 10:19:00 AM
#268
Yeah apparently if you're using face data from ME1 -> ME2 -> ME3, it won't import it properly or at all if you didn't change anything during ME2.

So if I imported a save from ME1, but then replaced the face using a code from a website, then tweaked that face a bit (to make her a redhead), I should be OK to import that save to ME3?

Goddam international delays. I still have to wait until Friday.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
Topicah I see the SEN maintenence has begun
BlackMageJawa
03/04/12 3:17:00 PM
#5
Sony Entertainment Network.

Formerly known as PSN.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicI can get one of these PSP games for free- which should I pick?
BlackMageJawa
03/03/12 3:42:00 PM
#12
Welp, looks the verdict is TO.

I do like SRPGs, but I'm not very good at them- I've heard this one's supposed to be quite hard, isn't it? Although the ability to rewind does sound very useful, so I'm sure I'll be abusing the hell out of it (and cursing the RNG when it doesn't help).

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicSeven mystery Lego people.....
BlackMageJawa
03/03/12 3:35:00 PM
#6
There are, apparently, ways to tell what's inside without opening them.

The first two series have an identifier barcode (and there are iOS and Android apps to read them), and the later ones have braille-like indentations that also mark which minifig is in there.

One day, I will learn to read these codes and start buying the figs I want.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicI can get one of these PSP games for free- which should I pick?
BlackMageJawa
03/03/12 3:36:00 AM
#1
GAME are probably going to crash and burn soon, and I've got £8 worth of vouchers to use there. I don't want to give the bastards any actual money, so I've found four things they've got in stock that might be worth taking that cost just under that (£7.99, to be precise).

So, which of these should I go for:

> Final Fantasy IV: The After Years
> Tactics Ogre
> Ace Combat: Joint Assault
> The 3rd Birthday

All are Classics re-releases (so hideous boxart and no extras for the ones that came in special packaging originally), and the last two aren't actually available yet, so there's a risk GAME will never actually get any.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
Topicim reading a blog post called "The Necessity of Domestic Violence"
BlackMageJawa
02/29/12 4:28:00 PM
#5
http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=79263
http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=23139
http://fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=81990

I think it's pretty clear the human race is never going to amount to much.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicCapcom should put all 78 robot masters in one game.
BlackMageJawa
02/29/12 4:24:00 PM
#16
Wasn't that kind of what Mega Man Universe was supposed to be?

I mean, it was more of a "here are the tools to build your own levels" thing than compilation of existing levels, but surely it was going to have a whole selection of Robot Masters to fight, if not play as.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicNew Baldur's Gate game in the horizon?
BlackMageJawa
02/29/12 10:11:00 AM
#2
Eh, they'd probably just ruin it. Remember Dark Alli-

*checks source code*

They're bringing back the Infinity Engine? BEST GAME EVER!

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicMass Effect Topic - If you've heard of it, it's already too mainstream for me.
BlackMageJawa
02/29/12 6:57:00 AM
#215
Woo, major drama going on in the UK-

GAME, the bunch of vile and insidious con artists who somehow managed to get an exclusivity deal on the N7 Edition are, to use the technical term, up excrement creek without a method of propulsion. EA are refusing to let them have any more games, so they've had to cancel all the ME3 preorders.

So all the copies that were going to GAME have now been reallocated to Amazon, Play, ShopTo et al, and there's a mad scramble to get a new preorder in before they all go again.

TLDR version:

If you live in the UK and had ME3 N7 Edition pre-ordered, pre-order it again from somewhere decent NOW

Clock's ticking.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicHow far would you make it in your favorite game?
BlackMageJawa
02/28/12 3:12:00 PM
#16
Planescape: Torment- unlike The Nameless One, I am unlikely to wake up again after dying. And since he's already died quite a few times before the game even starts, I would be dead long before the opening cutscene.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicResident Evil 4's history is pretty interesting.
BlackMageJawa
02/28/12 10:03:00 AM
#4
"Leon is infected and has supernatural powers"

Watch the live-action film series (AKA Mary Sue in Zombieland) and then tell me that it's a good idea.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicI really want this puppet. Am I mad, or is it as brilliant as I think?
BlackMageJawa
02/25/12 12:33:00 PM
#4
£30, free shipping if I order before the end of March.

There are loads of American sites that have them (but ruinously expensive shipping to the UK) for about $40-50

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicI really want this puppet. Am I mad, or is it as brilliant as I think?
BlackMageJawa
02/25/12 12:21:00 PM
#1
Nearly got one two years ago- after seeing them in a shop, Mum went to buy one as a birthday present but they were sold out, and indeed unavailable everywhere I looked.

Finally came across a UK site that has them in stock, so now I'm sorely tempted to order one. What do you lot think?

The Huge Silly Monster Puppet:
external image

I want a purple one, but here's what someone else has done with an orange monster:


See? They're brilliant!

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicHoly ****, CREATURES 4!
BlackMageJawa
02/25/12 10:37:00 AM
#1


WANT! NOW! I've been waiting years for more Norns... I can't believe it's finally happening!

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicSo how does Mass Effects menus improve in 2 and 3?
BlackMageJawa
02/25/12 4:52:00 AM
#7
A lot of those arguments are really picky. Or at least severely overreacting to minor inconveniences.

For example, having to scroll through all the options when selecting a hairstyle- who doesn't at least look at all of them anyway? Is forcing you to see what all the options actually look like really so much worse than giving you a list of vague descriptions that you can't actually see until you highlight each one?

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicWhy the hell do I have to pay to confirm my presence to college next semester?
BlackMageJawa
02/25/12 4:46:00 AM
#2
I'd assume it's to make sure you're serious. If you pay something in advance, then at least they've got some money from your slot if you decide not to bother turning up, and likewise you're less likely to just blow if off if you've already invested some money.

Unless there's already been other advance fees, I dunno how this stuff works.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicWhat makes a good man go neutral?
BlackMageJawa
02/24/12 3:43:00 PM
#2
I have no opinion one way or the other.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicCommunity, March 15th, 8pm
BlackMageJawa
02/24/12 2:08:00 PM
#60
It's established canon that Britta is the opposite of Batman. How can anyone defend that?

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicLet's talk about the BBC
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 4:49:00 PM
#12
BBC > ITV though I prefer the gameshows on ITV

Clearly, you have yet to discover Pointless.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicLet's talk about the BBC
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 2:56:00 PM
#3
Doctor Who, the world's best topical comedy, and no adverts. Love 'em.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicBuy one, get one free on D&D games on gog.com
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 1:52:00 PM
#16
There's a total conversion mod that imports all of BG1's content into the BG2 engine. Fixes quite a few of its flaws, and incorporates all the new features introduced in 2, such as the extra class options.

The series is designed to have one character that you import from the original into the sequel, so it's worth playing both.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicPlaying Amazon musical chairs with Mass Effect 3 seems to have ****ed me over.
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 1:17:00 PM
#2
Wait, the CE is only $20 difference in the US?

Try £30, and only available from the worst retailer in the country. **** GAME so damn much.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicY/N Do you look at the sensor of an automatic door before you go through it?
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 10:37:00 AM
#16
No, I just wave my hand like a Jedi.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicOK, now I definitely need a Transformer Prime
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 10:21:00 AM
#1
http://www.gemrb.org/wiki/doku.php?id=start

Infinity Engine on Android! Portable Planescape!

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicAnyone else check out the Order of the Stick Kickstarter?
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 10:16:00 AM
#12
Yup, I gave $45.

Already own all the books, but I had to get that colouring book, so I went for the $25 art print, plus the Sticky Schticks card pack (even though I don't own the game!) and commemorative patch.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicIs anyone else disappointed with the games coming out this year?
BlackMageJawa
02/23/12 9:39:00 AM
#17
[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
TopicYou may have one of the following, and only one.
BlackMageJawa
02/22/12 2:03:00 PM
#97
TARDIS, obviously.

Heck, even aside from being able to travel in time and space, just think how useful an infinitely-sized extra-dimensional living space would be!

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicCommunity, March 15th, 8pm
BlackMageJawa
02/21/12 3:53:00 PM
#34
That all depends on if Doctor Who is airing new episodes at that point or not

They only started filming yesterday. And unlike in the US, British shows tend to make the entire series before they start airing it- DW is due back in Autumn. Not March.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicCommunity, March 15th, 8pm
BlackMageJawa
02/21/12 2:02:00 PM
#24
As someone who doesn't understand how American television works at all, I have to ask- does any of this shuffling/pseudo-politics hint at whether or not Community is likely to get renewed yet?

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicAll nerdy, Japanophile lameness aside,
BlackMageJawa
02/21/12 1:21:00 PM
#49
I tend to give my RPG characters rapiers. They suit my preferred build of "dodge everything then deliver quick jabs whenever there's an opening" style fighting. That and Weapon Finesse.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
Topici dunno, this FFXIII-2 DLC seems unnecessary.
BlackMageJawa
02/21/12 10:42:00 AM
#53
They should have two versions- the basic bikini costume for $1, and the Deluxe Edition for $5 that adds the bikini and gives Serah a boob job.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
Topicdid anybody here get every Game statue last year?
BlackMageJawa
02/21/12 10:27:00 AM
#4
Sonic Generations had one, just not in America.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicSo does Bioware have the worst fanbase yet?
BlackMageJawa
02/20/12 9:37:00 AM
#70
tons of people have been *****ing SWTOR and think DA2 sucks.

Yes, and hardly any people have been defending them, so in what way is this a problem with Bioware's fans?

Seems to me, as someone who has played and enjoyed every BW game (but agrees that DA2 should have been a lot better) that it's not my faction that's making all the immature noises.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicCokes needs a new name for his brewery. Here's where you come up with ideas B8.
BlackMageJawa
02/18/12 11:56:00 AM
#43
Pissupina Brewery

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicAww ****, someone really doesn't want me playing Metroid: Other M
BlackMageJawa
02/18/12 11:48:00 AM
#1
I bought it a few weeks ago, got it home, turned out the disc had been stolen while it was still on the shelf. I spent most of my lunch breaks over the next week trying to get hold of someone who could give me a refund without accusing me of stealing it myself.

Yesterday, I found another copy for half what the last one cost, and decided to try again. This time I got a disc. Unfortunately, my Wii can't read it. It's running into the "Waah, dual layer discs are scary" problem, even though Prime Trilogy and Brawl work just fine.

TBH, I don't care how bad this game is. It's personal now. I WILL play this son-of-a-*****, and nothing is going to stop me!

Except, maybe, the £4.99 price tag of a lens cleaning kit. I don't care that much.

</vent>

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicSo what was the first game that you bought DLC for?
BlackMageJawa
02/18/12 9:06:00 AM
#13
Neverwinter Nights, if you count a compilation disc of previously download-only Premium Modules as 'buying DLC'.

If not... Dragon Age, probably. Or Mass Effect 2, not sure which I got the DLC for first.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicTotaka's Song discovered in Wii Sports
BlackMageJawa
02/18/12 7:31:00 AM
#19
I don't feel like signing up for GT to download it

You just need to figure out the video URL and do a Save As. Like so:

http://trailers-ak.gametrailers.com/gt_vault/13123/gt_popfiction_ep21_totakassong_960x540_3500_m31.mp4

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicRate the Final Fantasy Character Day 86: Oerba dia Vanille
BlackMageJawa
02/17/12 2:16:00 PM
#24
10/10

Cute perky slightly-insane redhead with pigtails and an Australian accent. It's like Square read my mind.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicHumble Bundle MOJAM
BlackMageJawa
02/17/12 10:09:00 AM
#19
Tower Defence would be awesome.

But there are already more TD games than there are atoms in the universe, with another fifty trillion being uploaded to Flash portals every nanosecond. Why do we need Mojang to make yet another one?

Also, they're not awesome, they're terrible.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicSo hey, that Chester game is sort of available on PC now.
BlackMageJawa
02/17/12 9:48:00 AM
#20
Hmm, I think I'll wait until it lands somewhere a little more high profile. I'd rather not sign up to yet another site, let alone one I haven't heard of until now.

Any plans to get it on Desura? Should be a bit easier than Steam, since it's indie-focused.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicWarden's Keep in DA:O may be the worst implementation of DLC of all time.
BlackMageJawa
02/17/12 9:40:00 AM
#5
The quest's actually pretty good. As you go through the ruin you see ghosts of the inhabitants preparing for their last battle, always a nice touch. Plus, you get Starfang, which quickly became one of my favourite swords in video game history.

Besides, if you're in the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race and determined not to get it, there are plenty of mods that make the NPC go away.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicHumble Bundle MOJAM
BlackMageJawa
02/17/12 9:33:00 AM
#12
Egyptian Steampunk sounds awesome.

Unfortunately RTS Shooter is going to end up meaning Tower Defense, a genre I utterly despise.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
Topicyaaaay got my first (and maybe last) platinum trophy ever (guess which game)
BlackMageJawa
02/16/12 2:07:00 PM
#2
Assassin's Creed II.

On the basis that I've got most of the trophies and could probably get the rest without too much bother if I went back to it, whereas every other game I'll almost certainly never get near the Platinum.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicWing Commander IV or Wing Commander Privateer
BlackMageJawa
02/16/12 1:11:00 PM
#1
Finished WC3 the other day, ready to start another game. You lot decide which! Assuming there are any Wing Commander fans here.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicRate the Game: Myst
BlackMageJawa
02/16/12 1:02:00 PM
#24
8/10

One of my favourite games, but the maze in Selenetic Age really cripples it. For sheer atmosphere though, it's pretty much unbeatable.

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
TopicWhat two countries would you most like to visit given the opportunity?
BlackMageJawa
02/15/12 3:22:00 PM
#27
Australia and Antarctica.

Give me Delta Goodrem and a penguin and I'll be a happy man.

(I want to watch her sing and the penguin waddle about comically, get your minds out of the gutter)

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"I'm Commander Shepard, and you're standing in the biggest library in Citadel Space. Look me up."
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