Oh my god, XIII getting mad at someone else implying their opinions are superior?
I have to screenshot this for hilarity's sake, because that hypocrisy is splitting my sides. Quick, someone fetch Ermine so we can laugh together!
XFD
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did you really think that Charizard stuff in the last topic was serious? I was playing into your weird ideal of what Charizard fans were by being as obviously over the top as possible.
I mean seriously.
It's genuinely shocking that anyone can actively dislike it, and as long as that kind of person continues to think like that, Charizard's fanbase will just have to continue to drown them out.
Disliking Charizard is one of those things like...disliking chocolate, or puppies, or sex, or bacon. It just shouldn't be done.
Your favourite Pokemon is very likely to be worse than Charizard, though. People are right to think that.
I have no problem with you guys who like it without loving it. But since disliking it is for all intents and purposes objectively wrong, Charizard haters are essentially crusaders for justice.
In many ways I am Batman.
You thought I was being serious? WHEN I COMPARED MYSELF TO BATMAN?
grats to FD for having the record time of about 1 hr. 45 min!
Also yes, this. We made great time.
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since mines is Devil may cry i probley would it up to the spiderboss and get killed off after that then ill yell LIGHT - ertyu on how far he'd make it in DMC
Not great, but I'm digging Pinsir up top and Sandslash at two.
Maractus snuck in out of nowhere.
And XIII, I'm not about to change my stance on this. My opinions are definitely not the norm, but I think they're the best. So...sorry.
When I eliminate something someone likes and is recognised as pretty good in place of Lickilicky or something I have the good grace to apologize for it or something. I don't say "...but I'm right". It just comes off as irritatingly douchey. I mean the fact that there really is no right or wrong is a big part of that (and if there is a right or wrong, you're wrong. Not because I say so but because of the massive minority you are in).
It's frustrating to deal with not because people want you to acknowledge some "inferiority" but because your crap makes it look like you mark your opinions as "superior". Which is irritating. I don't even think Pokewars' opinions are "inferior". He's just a douchebag.
Literally thinks he's more creative than the guy who created every ppv we have
Having a 20% hit rate on stupid gimmick matches does not make you more creative than the great one
Jakyl is nothing. He didn't even actively choose to involve himself with UCA's competitors.
How utterly worthless he is. I would have created UCA better than he did. Now I have to UNDO what he did and THEN make it the right way, doubling my effort. So annoying. And I have to eradicate the slime, too, which will take such a long god damn time.
No, because my image, my imagination for what UCA should be, is magnificent and objectively superior to what it is now. Tom's infection is just enough to stop my presence from establishing total excellence here. That needs to go bye bye.
And UCA has gotten along "fine" so far even with those fools around. Imagine how it will improve - and see how it has has improved exponentially with me, a GOD-TIER GM, around.
There should be a full stop on the end of that last sentence, buddy. And the only "pro" rallier is the Rally Man himself, Whiskey Nick...even though he may be one of the most horrific liars on this earth, his talents will be useful for this match. I carried him for most of our reign so I expect him to start pulling his weight when his talents get put to good use.
In any case, corrupt? No. I might be the only FAIR GM this company has ever seen. I am more creative than Jakyl. I am more objective than Icehawk. I care more than Dante. I am not the king of ruining everything like Tom. These peons are nothing compared to the work I've done for UCA and the stuff I have innovated. Their legacy was only a prologue to what I have accomplished, and what I will accomplish - murdering the dark corners of UCA and remaking it in my own image.
Shut up, Nee. You're a liar almost as much as eaed is. If I declare that match was a joke, it was a joke. My word is law because I AM THE UCA.
From: _Regaro_ | #397
You have to stick to rallying b8 this time, though!
And I promise you
That won't go over nearly as well as you think it will
Even if the entire XFL rally against WotR, we will still win. And when we do, inspite of your collective rallying, then that just proves what I've been saying all along: it's justice, DESTINY for us to win and hold the titles forever. The stars are on my side. They have aligned for WotR to win, again.
eaed I hope your "time machine" is broke. That would be just peachy and would mean I don't have to deal with your crap anymore. You can stay in your apocalyptic, ruined future and we won't have to put up with you.
Unfortunately your time machine is only smoke and mirrors (waooohhh) so it is quite clear that your "day-long departure" is little more than you attempting to take a day off under the guise of work. You think things like that just slip by me? That they don't have consequences? Well, you can rest assured that this "day off" will have consequences. Days off have to be approved with me, your GM, in advance, and thus in this edition of XIII DICTATES I am barring you from ever having another shot at the LW title. Suck on that.
Now, as for Chris...
I see a lot of crap in that little rant. Wild accusations that I and the Merch Lawyer are one and the same person. That I was, in fact, the rally man. A lot of crap here when both things are oh so very wrong. I have no lawyer credentials so why on earth would Tom Bombadil throw a match out if it was me suggesting it to him? And why would Nick go to the trouble of doing all the Rally Man theatrics if he wasn't even the Rally Man? I see being around that flame-grilled buffoon Jeff has caused his insanity to seep into you.
In any case, I would like to be pedantic and to point out a particular part of said rant. But I guess he's entitled, because he clearly works so very hard to make UCA relevant.
I would like this changed to past tense. "Worked". I once worked myself to the bone to make UCA a big deal again. I recruited people. I invented stipulations. I was part of the company's best ever stable. I masterminded the brand split. I created titles. I even established an offshoot business for the UCA, the Whiskey on the Rocks™ brand (which I have now taken complete control of, screw UCA getting a dime of that money).
No longer. My hard work was met without real reward or even gratitude. All I got was people like Cobain not even joining my brand. I got people like eddv complaining, mostly because I had expanded the pond in which he was - even then - a small fish. Reg b****ed and moaned while apparently losing his ability to form a proper sentence. And why? Because I held a title? God forbid that a Grand Slam champion and Hall of Famer be good at what he does. So "worked". Past tense. I will do my job as Ruin GM. I don't care about the relevance of UCA any more; everyone in it can go to hell as far as I'm concerned. And I will do what I can to make that happen. It's no good politely asking you or Football or eddv to go to hell. I have to make you go there myself.
Get over yourself Chris. UotY was months ago. Nobody gives a crap anymore. I care about one thing and that is mauling you for your ignorant arrogance. You think I worked the last XIII months just for it to culminate in me putting you over? No. No. There will be nothing but pain and then pure destruction for the rest of the XFL. It starts on Eruption when I put ZeroSig through another table. Then I will systematically destroy your pathetic, self-righteous gang of bloated egos with equally bloated guts. And yes, Chris, I'm looking at you in particular when I say that.
Figures you'd cook up an excuse to get out of facing me on ppv. I don't owe you anything, let alone an apology. I'll beat you next week, and then your cowardly ways won't be enough to escape my demands!
I look forward to putting you through a table yet again.
Though knowing Tom, a guy I'm sure you and the rest of UCA's peons look up to, he'll forget the match and ruin everything. In fact maybe we should swap shows, because being the general manager of "Ruin" just fits that guy so perfectly.
Should be a good show though. Hag/GTM, KCF/Caelus for the MW title and Me/ZeroSig. Fun.
_Regaro_ posted...
AND WotR is losing their belts
it couldn't possibly be more glorious
In what universe?
I rallied on Combat as a backup plan, without even putting maximum effort into it, and we STILL did enough. And I'm not even the master rallier here! With me AND Nick rallying, we'll win. And then we will never have to defend the tag-team titles again.
Let me repeat that. Once we out-rally Chris and his little burned baby Jeff, we will never have to defend them again. By holding these titles hostage forever I will punish the UCAniverse and the UCA competitors for their ungrateful idiocy. The downside is that I hold them with Whiskey Nick but you know what, I'll live. He's still better than the rest of the lying slime in this place.
No title or user will escape me. None. Even Football's precious HW title will feel the force of my righteous anger.
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"With Harry, it's cool. We don't speak a lot and he doesn't care if I smile or if I know who the next team we play is." - Benoit Assou-Ekotto
Main Event ruled a no-contest Whiskey on the Rocks are still the B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Man eventually I'll get tired of typing that. ...Or I guess not LOL.
Maniac went the longest without a vote vs. eddv eddv is the new B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion
Football/Reg 11-12 Cobain/Dante or something
Tom/Wigs 8-14 Boko/GTM always
JC 22-1 ertyu Combat is appointment viewing clearly.
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"I am the best in the world at everything I do, and I don't have to write it on the back of a T-Shirt to prove it, because I AM it." - Chris Jericho
Eh there's probably a couple of snubs here that I forgot and a few I wish I could include like Zapdos, Gyarados, Arceus, Electivire, Gliscor and whoever else, but...yeah.
But I guess you saved it. So yay. CREATE MORE, ALL OF YOU. DO IT. I DEMAND SATISFACTION
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'Well said, magic japanese catmonster created by a genetic experiment with powers that far exceed those of his fellow Pokemon. Well said.' - Jon Stewart
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since mines is Devil may cry i probley would it up to the spiderboss and get killed off after that then ill yell LIGHT - ertyu on how far he'd make it in DMC
*Zero heads to the ring alone, no car, no DaGeneticFreak, no "POWER" blasting the speakers*
I took a few days to let the past few weeks sink in. First and foremost, I owe Tom Bombadil an apology, as I was blinded by XIII's use of power and authority. I fought my way to a UCA title match, and lost fair to Nee. And then everything happened this past week.
XIII, I was the only guy in the XFL that was fine with your booking. I wasn't trying to intimidate you like edwards did, and I supported your decisions. Yet, the first person from the XFL that you attack... was me. And that's where we have a problem.
Once Chris gets done taking the tag team titles away from your sorry ass, all you'll have is your title of Master of Tables, which sounds like something you made up overnight. But even then, that's better than nothing. XIII Sucks, I challenge you to a Table Match at Summer Spectacular, one officiated by Tom Bombadil to keep you from booking yourself as the winner!
No Genetic Freaks at ringside, no robot versions of Tom Bombadil at ringside. Just two men with a score to settle. If you got the guts, you'll be there.
You should apologize to your boss and Tom for this. He is the one that ensured the only XFL member on Ruin was you, and thus I only had one outlet for my rage, for my HATE of you worthless scumbags.
You're not worth a PPV slot and certainly not one against me. I mean, hell, your match with Nee was kind of a joke. I'll fight you on ERUPTION, THIS WEEK, in a tables rematch. I have bigger things to worry about at the biggest event of the Summer.
1. Gardevoir - 8/10 - played with, enjoyed. 2. Dragonair - 7.5/10 - Not as good as Dragonite but still 3. Lapras - 7/10 - never quite loved it as much as some, but it's decently cool 4. Charizard - 10/10 - the king. 5. Ivysaur - 8/10 - the worst of the first 9, but workable 6. Wartortle - 8.5/10 - great Poke 7. Krookodile - 10/10 - great 8. Mandibuzz - 6/10 - ehhh 9. Gengar - Destiny! - 9.5/10 10. Omastar - 7/10 - sure
XIII you and I are going to have a problem real soon..
We already have a problem. Until you admit that you are lying about being from the future I will continue to relentlessly abuse you and you will be able to do nothing about it.
Bahahahahahahaha. Man, I haven't had much to enjoy the last couple of days but this, Chris, this is the best. No partner? All alone? How sad.
I believe that means tonight's title match is cancelled. So I get to dominate the UCA a little more, heh. Tonight's match should be replaced with a non-title handicap match, in which Nick and I beat the crap out of our mutual enemy.
Enjoy yourself tonight on Combat, Chris!
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"oh my god oh my god a spider just crawled INTO MY KEYBOARD" -pxlated "It just wants some web access." - Ness26
In this edition I would like to establish two title matches.
One, as promised, is this week's MW title match on Eruption. KCF will defend against Caelus.
After the close ending of the battle royal, I would like to announce that at Summer Spectacular, the new LW Champion Warning_Crazy will defend against...KamikazePotato. Yes, Ayvuir finished second but AHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT AYV.
Warning_Crazy beat eaed, KP, Ayvuir, ExTha, CrimsonOcean and foolmoron in a battle royal. Warning_Crazy is the new LW Champion Suck it eaed. SUCK IT EAED.
Nick 6-10 JONA Hahahahahahahahaha.
Haguile 12-2 Potter Oh look Haguile beat himself nobody cares.
KCF/Caelus 12-3 Nio/PUN What total wastes of time Nio and PUN are.
XIII def. ZeroSig in a tables match XIII_rocks is the new master of tables lol XFL. Screw you.
Swirl 5-10 DP ugh swirl
War 10-5 Sess ugh Sess
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XIIIiscool (2:47 am): *gets in a car* I'M F***ING COMING FOR YOU RUSTY RustyMrMokka has left the room.
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since mines is Devil may cry i probley would it up to the spiderboss and get killed off after that then ill yell LIGHT - ertyu on how far he'd make it in DMC
But there is a person I despise even more than Nick...and that's Sir Chris. So, yeah, a No Holds Barred match might be Chris' domain. But Nick has rallying experience too and I refuse to lose my titles to them and the rest of that stable of scumbags, the XFL.
So I suppose it's time for the first ever edition of XIII DICTATES.
I dictate that we will not lose the tag titles on Combat. We will not "lose" them ever. We will drop those titles when we are damn well ready. When our Merchandise Contract runs out - because for as much of a douchebag as Nick is, WotR deserve the tag titles more than anybody else in the world. Yes, the f***ing world. You know why? Because WotR includes me. The best GM in the world. The best epop wrestler in the world. The very best this planet has to offer.
And I will punish the UCA by holding those titles for as long as I can.
You guys are all morons so I'll just give you the tl;dr version.
-I've put up with so much crap from you guys and I'm done with it. -Yeah. I attacked Tom and framed Drak for it because Chris/Drak didn't deserve a shot at our titles. -Nick is a traitorous douche, but I will defend those titles with my life because for as bad as he is, the XFL is worse.
Quoting this for prosterity because god knows you guys need to feel the truth.
*XIII comes out, then goes back through the curtain. There is a live mic in his hand, picking up everything he says*
HEY! PRODUCTION RUNT! I TOLD YOU TO PLAY MY NEW TRON. MY NEW THEME. WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT OLD CRAP?
IN FACT, SCREW YOU. YOU'RE FIRED!
NEW GUY! PLAY MY NEW MUSIC INSTEAD!
...Thank you.
*XIII comes out*
It's time for me to spit some truth.
For months I have tried my hardest to make Ruin the destination program for UCA. For board 8 as a whole! I recruited new talent. I innovated matches. I gave ZeroSignal his chance. I kept faith in the man who was once the face of this company, Haguile, as he strove to recover from his amnesia.
And yet still people were not satisfied.
edwardsdv made allegations about me that are now confirmed to be false (the one bright spot about this - he was wrong the whole time). I recruited fresh new talent, and even when that talent turned on me and went to Combat - hi, Cobain, I'm looking at you - my loyalty, faith and commitment to UCA remained steady as a rock - unshaken. I am the man who gave Nee the opportunity he had been crying out for all these years, allowing him to finally break the glass ceiling and become "the man". I gave eaed a platform to grow into the competitor we see today - one of the greatest LWs of all time. Your two lovable fan favourites? All down to me.
So yeah, I framed Drak. I was sick of it. I was sick of working so hard only to be constantly undermined by the admin. We wanted a tag-title reign - one we earned fairly - and we wanted to defend against teams who earned their shots. Tom would just create random teams, taking a dump on the deep tag division that I helped to create in the process, just to try and get the titles off WotR.
I was quite justified in getting rid of three people in one fell swoop - First, Drak, an inactive jobber who nobody would miss. Tom, who was spending more time trying to sabotage me than actually trying to aid the UCA product. The robot clone was a far, far, far superior GM.
And, finally, Chris, who didn't deserve a goddamn thing after his absence. God I hate that guy. Sir Chris waltzed back into this company after 6 months of doing absolutely nothing and wanted to experience the fruits of my labour. And his little lackey, Ermine - a man who went a long way towards ensuring the company was in the state it was in when I arrived - was there to give him a "10/10! Would read again!" upon his "dramatic return". I'm surprised he could even form those words with his mouth wrapped around Chris' junk.
So no. I wasn't just going to allow Chris to waltz back in and win a No-Holds-Barred "rallying contest". That would just be the worst. Us, the most dominant tag-team of all-time, losing a rallying contest? That's nothing to do with our own epop, the basis of this company and a field in which we showed we are the greatest. No-Holds-Barred is just a stupid...race. It has nothing at all to do with us, and how we operate...or so I thought.
Then Nick betrayed me. Nick is the one who rallied. After all the times I looked the other way for him and kept my friendship with him despite his evil antics, he did literally the worst thing a human being can do. He rallied. He is the one responsible for the harrassment I've had to put up with from jealous swines like eddv, War, Reg, Tom and whoever else.
As per WotRMerchLawyer's instructions, we cannot split up. But as a friend? I'm done with Nick and I will look forward to tearing him apart in the ring one day.
Looking back on this list... it kind of sucks, lol. That's all YOUR favorites and none of mine. <_>
That's why it's the best ever
A list with Zard AND Theman would be enough, but when you supplement it with stuff like Garchomp, Krook, Blastoise, Kyogre (the best legendary - it's up there at least. I like Zapdos, Mewtwo, Arceus and Darkrai about as much), and Zam...Stunfisk is a hilarious novelty pick to lighten it up (since it is a list of badass beasts, it needs something smaller to balance it). Volcarona is cool, top 100 minimum, and I love how goofy Bastiodon is - though it's probably only top 200.
So yeah Stunfisk and Bastiodon are worse than any Pokemon on the list we just did, but the overall quality of The Best List Ever™ does the trick.
Great list. Not quite as great as The Best List Ever™ ) but definitely the second-best I've participated in.
1. Snorlax - Awesome. Top 50, minimum, probably top 30. 9/10 2. Krookodile - Top 10. Amazing. 10/10 3. Scyther - Top 50. 8.8/10 4. Milotic - Not a huge fan, but it's pretty nice. 7.5/10 5. Chandelure - Definitely the biggest snub so far, glad it finally got a run. 9.2/10 6. Excadrill - Again, this is one of the best ever Pokemon. On the Snorlax tier certainly. 9/10 7. Torterra - Honestly I think this is the worst DPP starter, but I still like it. 7/10 8. Swampert - One of my favourite starter evos. 8/10 9. Gengar - Classic excellence. 9/10 10. Cubone - A nice choice to round things off. 8/10
Honestly, there's a few of my top 20/30 here and it is supplemented by top 100/150 Pokemon. I don't have a bad word to say about any of the ones here. It runs the other list very, very close, but that list literally had 5 of my top 10 (Zam, Theman, Zard, Chomp, Krook - and possibly Blastoise as well) in it.
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"I am the best in the world at everything I do, and I don't have to write it on the back of a T-Shirt to prove it, because I AM it." - Chris Jericho
1. Tropius - a cool novelty Pokemon that really shouldn't be in a top 10 2. Murkrow - "ok" 3. Lunatone - no 4. Shuckle - no 5. Bayleef - f*** no 6. Wooper - Quagsire far better 7. Octillery - no 8. Scraggy (snuck in there) - not really 9. Flygon - Awesome. Best one here. 10. Electrode - ok
) but definitely the second-best I've participated in.