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Hmmm... I think the little bugger's actually trying to flush me out!

From what I can imagine, he thinks i'm somewhere OUTSIDE the apartment, watching from a distence, and then going inside and fooling with things when I see him leave. So, it looks like he just went outside the apartment, and is hiding somewhere, to try to catch me going back inside the apartment to pull something.

Nice try, but i'm already IN the apartment...

MAN, I feel stealthy!
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Eh. Deleting his Myspace is a bit extreme.

I'll just keep an eye on it for a while.
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That would take a REALLY long time.

...I don't think I wanna live in this closet that long.

Oh, and, nice try, Icy. But, I don't start **** like this unless i've got all my bases covered.
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Remember a long time ago when I mentioned i'd gotten in trouble before for snoopin on his computer?

WIN,
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I have the high ground. =)
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AHH! holy crap!... He DID find it! O_o

...Let's not do anything stupid, now...
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No, he's in his room with th door open, but he's not talking loudly at all.
I had to open the closet a ways and sneak my head out just to hear bits and pieces.
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He doesn't know. He's on the phone with someone right now asking them if they've heard from me.
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I'm fine. He took PAtrick home, so I an and ate some leftover tacoes, turned the staticy tv on again, and put the kitchen chairs on the stairs. I dind't have enough time to streamer his door before I heard the lock on the front door click. =(
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Can't. Whole apartment is carpeted.

Plus, that violates the "going into his bedroom" rule.
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Ok, he DEFINATELY has his boyfriend in his room with him.
Either that, or he's holding a loud, elaborte conversation with himself, and changing his voice.

Good. That means he'll have to go out tonight to bring Patrick home. That gives me a good 20 minutes of time to gather things, and pull a prank. Help me think of things i'll need to do when I have the chance? (Besides pranks. I've already decided to go with the yellow streamer one for tonight, sine it's dark and he might miss any other prank. He literall has to walk through this one.)
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SOmebody send a can of Pringles to this address:

James (No Last Name Given)
The Closet In The 2nd Bedroom
Apartment B22
Duluth, MN 55806
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Damn... Finish your...whatever you're doing in your bedroom and GO SOMEWHERE, Andy!

I'm starving to death!
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I'd better get something for this.

And not one of those lame prizes like a life lesson, or friendship, or happiness or something.

Something MATERIAL.
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I'm getting really hungry...
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Ok, answer-o-rama!

I am 18.
My roommate is 18.
My roommate's boyfriend is 16.

I have been in the closet, well, pretty much my whole life. I'm just tired of living a lie, dammit.

No, wait...that's not right. ... Let's see, it's 8:30 now, and I got in right after Andy left for work yesterday morning, so...I've been in here for 39 and a half hours. ... At least I THINK he went to work. I dunno where he went, I guess.

Let's see... Last shower was yesterday morning, before he woke up, and, if need be, there's deodorant on a desk JUST outside the closet door.
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I feel vaguely like Solid Snake... except it probably wouldn't be ok if I snuck up on my roomie and snapped his neck.

...

Damn.
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I stop tying and turn off the screens backlight whenever I hear him in the hallway or on the stairs - Just in case.
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I need some of those capsules that you bite down on and they make it look like you're bleeding...

That way, if he's about to open the closet and discover me, at least I can look like i'm dead.
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My mom lives 2500 miles away.
How would a note from her show up on his door?
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Well... im sixfeet tall, so... rough estimate, the closets 2 and a half by 5.
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I'm just sitting here. =P
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Hmmm...I was debating giving you guys his MySpace, but, the chances are too high that someone blabs to him and ruins the whole thing. Hell, I wouldn't put it past you guys to conspire to turn this whole thing around, and make the prank on ME. >_>
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Haha, thank god i'm not claustrophobc.

I wonder if this could make me DEVELOP agoraphobia, though...

Hmmm... Yeah. I wonder how long I can keep this up. Probably only another two days, at most. And that's if he goes to school and work so I have time outside my prison. If he stays home sick again, I am just gonna die. Maybe he'l come into my room and start snooping around on my computer or something. At that point, it's all over. I'll just brst from the closet screaming "WHO THE **** SAID YOU COULD USE MY COMPUTER!?"
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Great, so now I gotta sneak out and grap pen and paper, too. Haha
I'll do it, though, no worries. Just...gotta wait until I CAN.

I hope his boyfriend IS here. He doesn't drive, so my roommate will have to leave to take him home, eventually.
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Er... How do I take a picture of the closet with me IN it?
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And there goes my phone, again...
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Wait a sec...

I'm not sure yet, it might be a voice drifting in my bedroom window, but I think he has his boyfriend over.
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I can't. The doors already open. If I close it, he'll get suspicious. Plus, the apartment's two-story. If he was in the living room downstairs, and i walked around, even trying to be silent, he'd hear the floorboards creak.
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Well, I don't know how much more is gonna happen tonight. He's just in his bedroom, so that might be it for a while.
Hopefully, he hasn't already go to dinner with his oyfriend. Would they go to dinner as early as that? He was home before 6... That way i'll be able to pull some more stuff while he's gone.

...That and have some more time outside the closet. =P
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Nope. I'm fine. I just had to put the laptop to sleep for a while. It was starting to run hot, and I was worried the noisy fan would give me away.
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Crap! Embarassing as it is, I can hear my phone ringing the ingtone that only goes off when my mom calls.

I can't go answer it, but I don't want *her* to worry about me...
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Sounds like he tripped over the chairs, or SOMETHING.

All I know is *Crashing Sound* "$#&%!!*

And i'll get pictures of the two of us.
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... Hmmm... He walked in the front door, and I heard him say "What the hell..." Then, a crash sound, and he dropped a very loud f-bomb. He came upstairs, and as he walked by my bedroom door, he sounded like he might have been...crying?

Maybe dinner with the boyfriend didn't go so well?
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
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HE'S HOME!
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[The note I wrote to my roommate, left on the whiteboard hanging on my bedroom door.]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/SoulUnison/TEH%20CLOSET/Photo_102506_001.jpg

[The whiteboard on HIS bedrrom door. Well, this is different. It used to have his work schudle written on it.]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/SoulUnison/TEH%20CLOSET/Photo_102506_004.jpg

[The powercord for my laptop, leading into the closet. Can't see it, can ya? Yeah. That's the point.]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/SoulUnison/TEH%20CLOSET/Photo_102506_003.jpg

[Finally, the closet itself. Generously furnished with a quilt, pillows, a Nintendo DS, an iPod, the remote to the desktop across the room, my MacBook laptop, and the all-important bottle of strawberry soda.]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/SoulUnison/TEH%20CLOSET/Photo_102506_002.jpg
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Ugh. So, apparently, i'll have to take some pictures and post them before anyone believes me.
Gimme a sec to grab the camera.
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I dont really HAVE any mirrors.

The only reflective surfaces I can think of would be mixing bowls and things from the kitchen, but, i think he'd get suspicious if I suddenly had an intriate string of mixing bowls in my bedroom and outside my door.
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Ugh... Rather not think about him and his boyfriend having sex. Much less walking in on it.

It opens up a whole "statutory rape" problem.
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Class?

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Whoo! 100 posts!

Keep it going. This is the only thing keeping me entertained.

...

It's lonely in here.
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Reason number 2 not to do honey:

I don't want to attract ants.
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Hmmm... not gonn coat the TV remote with honey, since that'd be hard to clean later.

HOWEVER! You HAVE inspired a new addition to my "Poltergiest List" for the NEXT time he goes out.

(Don't wanna do everything in one go, of course.)

I've got that tacky play-dohish stuff that you use to affix posters to walls.
I'll gather everything of his I can find that's small, and stick them to the wall in random parts of the apartment.
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Love the mirroring a room idea, but we have furnature that took 3 people to move, so I can't do it.
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I'm drawing the line at actually going into his bedroom.

I don't wanna do anything to upset him with his property, as we've, er... already had an incident where I was using his computer and he came home from work early and chaught me. Nothing pornographic, mind you. His boyfriend asked me to find out if he was cheating on him, and as such, I was reading through his logged instant message conversatons.
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I'd do that ransom note idea, but I don't have a printer to print it off on, and he knows my handwriting. I'm also WAAAAY too lazy to do the "cutting letters out of a newspaper/magazine" thing.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I also set the tv in the front room to a station that' only static.
Turning the volume up JUST loud enough for you to hear it from the front door.

Yep. Way too much time on my hands.
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I'm a guy. Haha.

Oh, and with the kitchen chairs, I decided not to put them on top of the table, beause the table scratches easily, and i'm in this to psychologically abuse an innocent, not damage property! So, Instead, I placed them in a semi circle around the inside of the front door, making a sort of fence that you have to climb over once you enter the apartment.

Oh! He's opening the front door as I type this, it sounds like!

Next plan: Taking yellow irthday streamers I planned to decorate his room with for his birthday with, writing "Police Line - Do No Cross" all over it, and stringing it across his doorway in a criss crossing pattern.

Hmmm... Guess he's not home. I guess someone just had the wrong apartment or something. Darn.
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I have signifigantly upgraded my "living space."

I managed to run teh laptops power cord into the closet in a way that you'd never know unless you KNEW it was there. I've gathered some food, and stored it in a coat above me. Refilled some of the water bottles with favorite sodas, and grabbed the webcam from the desktop. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the Mac is recognizing it.

Oh well. I'll keep at it. I've got nothing but time, right?
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