Judgement, I guess?If your coworkers have any ounce of empathy theyll understand. Flaking the day before is better than forcing yourself to do something you dont really wanna do. Itll come across whether u mean it or not
In general, I tend to get more anxious over irl interactions than online ones. You can't really tell when talking to me, since I've learned to outwardly project confidence to some extent, but inside I can be anywhere from as confident as I look to a nervous mess depending on the situation
You should mix in your own confessions to the ones posted. It's not like we'd be able to tell which ones are yoursI already have ;00000
Also, obligatory "feel free to hornypost in my DMs" tbqh fr fr
But that's scarybut what are you so afraid of??
I have done much worse things than anyone at all knows about me.idk if my body is ready for this tbh
I want to [redacted] a canine in [redacted].no, using fancy words doesNOT ABSOLVE YOU OF THIS CRIME
I feel so worthless both online and in real life. From like mid 2022 to mid 2023 I stopped posting on gamefaqs completely (still lurked tho) because I didnt think anyone gave a damn about me. That whole year I dont think I saw a single post about me or received a single PM from anyone wondering if I was okay, which just kinda confirmed my suspicion. And Id like to think I was a fairly active member of CE. I tried to integrate myself back in when I started posting again in 2023, but that feeling never really went away. And now Im thinking about just stopping again cause I still feel worthless and like no one gives a crap about me. (Yeah Im the same confession as the other friend one from a little earlier).You're not alone in that, at least. I imagine that the many of the peeps on this board have had similar experiences. Forums like this are finicky in that you can be so social with others while still feeling more alone than ever
Person who posted the cleanup confession here. Yeah, I think it has helped me. My steam, discord, and battle net accounts are significantly less bloated and filled with people I never chat with. Also I dont get dumb notifications anymore telling me said people who I never speak or game with are playing a game or doing something.It's for the better tbh. My pms and discord friend list are farrr larger than I actually need/interact with. But I have attachment issues so idk if I'd ever truly delete anyone >.>
i know who the person who confessed they have literally no friends is. id be willing to bet $100 on it im so confident but im not sure how badly name dropping him would be receivedEh, probably not. I doubt you know. I think that the amount of lonely people on this board is higher than you think
I wish my partner was cheating on me so I would have an excuse to leave. Partner has helped keep me extremely unhappy for years. I have no one I can talk to about my feelings and can't safely leave currently. Praying every night that I find an out.You can leave them at any time, for any reason. I'm sorry you feel so trapped that you wish that your partner cheated. You have options, one way or another
My worst sin is [redacted] my 1st girlfriend a few times. Well at least I consider it [redacted]. We were sexually active when I was ages 14-16; she was a year older than me . There were a few instances where she didn't want it and just gave in because I emotionally manipulated her after she'd say NO initially. The absolute worst thing I did was when I slipped it in while we were cuddling the day before she moved (she had flashed me previously for some context but she never said she wanted sex). She did not look comfortable with this so I stopped and acted like nothing happened. Didn't realize I was a creep [redacted] until years later. It took the popularity of the MeTOO movement for me to start reflecting. I also read a book that had a [redacted] teenage character (occured in 1 chapter) and ngl he reminded me of myself at that age. I do regret my past actions but I feel there is no real forgiveness for me. I would never bring this up to anyone in real life. I'm not sure how my 1st gf feels but probably best I never contact her again. This stuff happened about 15 years ago for context.Damn this is definitely a confession >.>
I made plans with work friends on Saturday. It's now Friday and I don't feel like taking part. Partially because I'm out almost every weekend this month and would appreciate one day to decompress at home. What do??Text: Hey guys! So I know that we made plans for Saturday but I'm honestly feeling pretty drained and need tomorrow to myself take it easy. If ya'll wanna do this next weekend or some other time though, I'd love to join!
I really wanted to post this earlier, but decided against it as I figured it would be better posted anonymously. Ive gotten really sick of people in general over the years. I hate people who say they like you, want to be your friend, want to do stuff with you, etc. but then put in ZERO effort to ever talk or interact with you. Ive recently put my phone on my nightstand and adopted the philosophy of if someone wants to be my friend, they will reach out. If they dont, they wont. I hardly text anyone anymore because of that. And I dont buy the BS excuses like Im too busy working to text or Im not really a texting person lol! I HATE those excuses. No one is THAT busy that they need 2 weeks to respond to a simple text. And the people who always say they dont like texting certainly dont seem to mind it whenever I see them in person. Everyone feels so fake to me and its why I say I literally, actually have no friends. Because I dont have anybody that regularly talks to me or actually puts in effort to see me. I hate it so much. I just want a friend that actually gives a damn about me and is willing to put in the tiniest amount of effort.Yeah that's really rough I wish I had a solution for you >.>
I deleted like 50% of my steam friend list because the vast majority of the people on it I havent spoken to or played a game with in a year or greater. Why bother adding someone to your friend list if youre just going to sit there and do nothing with me? I also cleaned up my discord and battle net accounts for the same reason.Do you think clearing out the lists have helped you in some way?
What do Barack Obama and a Spanish policeman have in common? They both wanna [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted]. and so do I.._.
Harpie this, Crimsoness that. Does no one remember the true queen of CE Aeriis?She's a qt too, 10/10 stunner, AND smart
Since you guys want actual confessions or whatever.... How does one cope with the reality that they may have PTSD from childhood? I see several counselors a week, and yet I still find it difficult to not just assume I'm either being a pussy or what I experienced wasn't "bad enough". I have quite a few symptoms of what I'd consider to be PTSD, but it would feel silly to lump me in with actual like... Soldiers and shit, right? I mean I know there's levels to everything, but even just typing this out I feel like I'm being a baby. My confession then, would be that I can't see myself as having experienced trauma because I downplay anything that happens to me, but I experience residual effects from childhood daily that have fundamentally shaped who I am as a person. I've become pretty numb to most things in my life, but still have seemingly random triggers that cause intense emotions, usually negative. Sorry if this is too real or something, you don't have to read if you don't want to. Also docs mobile only let's me see like 30 characters at a time so I apologize for any weirdness in this message.You're definitely not a pussy or too weak to have PTSD. Childhood ptsd is usually different in that it came come from years of trauma, instead of one big event. I had issues accepting my diagnosis too. You're valid fam, and your trauma is real no matter who else's trauma it's compared to
I wish I could see CrimsonAngel's favorite lunch to have on a nice peaceful day.<3333
I wish I was in a room with Crimsoness and Harpie... so I could see their reaction in person when I fucking Rickroll them.My body is always ready for 80's pop, COME AT ME
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. They sit down and start chatting about a recent sportsball game. Long story short, I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].im gonna LOSE MY MIND I CANNOT DEAL WITH THESE ANYMORE THIS IS TORTURE
I had an encounter with Kate Mara in Vegas this week, even said hi to her, and had no idea who she even was at the time. It was only when I was talking to a coworker that I realized it was a celeb:0
Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIMI'LL LET HIM KNOW CAPTN, THAT THIS VEGAN AS STURDY AS A FRESH HUNK OF BROCCOLLI
IMO, the trolling rule on this site has failed since it allows people like Scotty to run amok and single handedly ruin the dragon ball board. We all know these people are trolls yet theyre allowed to exist because gamefaqs trolling rule is worded weirdly.It was never designed to work. But also what is he doin on dragonballz??
Ive submitted this confession in past topic I think, but I find it weird how people act differently around female posters like Harpie ITT. Stop acting so fake and just be yourself around girls jfc.I'm not sure it's in their DNA
I like calling people goofs. OP, youre a goof.Yeah well, I think you're a yanker!
A dog walks into a police station. He walks up to the desk and rings the bell. A clerk comes over to assist them. "Hi, I'd like to file a complaint," the dog says. "I've been dabbling in this online message board, Current Events, and there's something really disturbing me that the admins won't do anything about." The clerk gives him a funny look, but takes notes. "And what would you like us to make them do?", she asks the dog. The dog looks at her and says, "I'd really like it if they'd ban Turbam."This had me on the edge of my seat thank god you wanna ban Turbam
Hey, person who posted the crush on the best friend confession. Thats a totally understandable opinion and I was leaning towards suppressing my feelings too, because kinda like what you said our friendship is extremely precious to me and I dont want to lose that. Shes my go to for basically everything and shes one of the few people Ive actually felt like is a true friend. Like she actually wants to talk to me more often than a single text once a month, she actually cares about what I think and feel, and she takes interest in my interests. So I very much dont want to ruin this friendship.Exactly, preserving the friendship you have is worth more than the risk of telling her you want to date her. I know that probably feels shitty, considering that you are catching romantic feelings, but it's probably for the best.
I ran one of those topics when Harpie got clipped for it. Some of the shit I've read were way worse than anything here.I remember that lol. So many detailed rape fantasies and threats it was kinda nuts. I haven't gotten anything like that in this Confessionary though, which is the first time ever so far!
I wish I could see Crimsonesss toesOh lawdy here we go
Okay I've got a legit Crimson confession to post. I really like her and enjoy talking to her and it always seems like she enjoys talking to me as well, but then she always ends up ignoring me, blocking/dropping me (on social media), or acting like I don't exist. But this all happens on a cycle, which just confuses me further. I don't know if she actually want to talk to me/be my friend or if she hates my guts and just puts up with me.It's most likely not you, it sounds like a lot anxious attachment behaviors
Mod here. DToast is planning to shut down CE sometime in June. Mods have been discussing what we're going to do about this. A few are planning to make a spinoff that aims to be as similar as possible. Some say they'll just move on with life. Personally, I wanna [redacted] dog in [redacted].You almost had me for a second there tbh
I have a tough situation. I am a guy, my best friend is a girl and I've recently started getting feels for her. I never really had this crush on her and I've known her for years, but it just kinda appeared overnight. I'm torn because on one hand she's my best friend and I cherish our bond far too much to "risk" it but then again she really is everything I'd look for in someone. She also told me the other day she's kinda started talking to someone (but said he's too far away for her to likely consider it) and it kinda made me jealous lol. I dunno, should I just suppress these feelings so I can keep my best friend? That's what I'm leaning towards because I 100% do not want to lose her friendship.This is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but you should definitely suppress your feelings. Explaining that you like her has a 0.01% chance of working and a 99.99% chance of failure. It's really not worth the risk, especially if she is actively pursuing other people has has not shown that kind of interest towards you before. You may be able to test the waters with a joke about a marriage pact or something, just to gauge her reaction, but imo it's better to enjoy her friendship.
when is it my turn to trauma dump on ceWhenever you're ready bby the floor is all yours!
Used to work in a senior position for a fairly big company. A competitor approached me asking for inside info. They offered a pretty amazing sum of money if I helped them but I declined. But they wouldn't stop pestering me. Said they could get me anything I wanted. So I told them... I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST I GET IT, TWO OF THESE IN ONE POST???
I know you're not political, so don't feel like you have to respond if you don't want to, but part of me hopes Donald Trump wins in Nov, even though it's gonna be horrible for pretty much every group that's not a white, hetero man. It's because it's probably the only way for any meaningful change. As Aang once said, "only when hit our lowest point are we open to the greatest change." Also please try to not derail Harpie's thread guys. There's a reason this is anonymous. Just want to say my piece and move on.Lmao Trump can bring some meaningful change all right. Good change? No. But he'll bring changes!
The dating scene after college is rough. Online dating feels awful and in person events seems rare these days. Can't remember the last time I met someone new. Makes me feel like I'm the problem in trying to find someone though I know that's not true.Ive heard this a lot. Theres really nowhere else that has the sheer number of likeminded people ur age that are ready to fuck than on a college campus
"lmao to be honest I'm really not sure why some people thirst over me. My body is nothing special and for some reason ce wants to see my boobs despite 1) being small and 2) having scars from a breast reduction.. I don't get it" ------ 1) your height is irrelevant to whether you're attractive or not, same goes for breast size. 2) people who aren't assholes aren't gonna care about scars. own that shit. it's a story to tell and it's not something to be ashamed of. be proud that you have something unique about you>.>
I recently acquired an gaming PC and started experimenting with mods. Skyrim in particular. Lots of cool mods. I found this one a while back that turns all the crabs into Zoidbergs. That was pretty awesome. But the one mod I'm looking for but can't find, I want a mod that lets me [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted].Im gonna get nam flashbacks everytime someone posts a confession over 3 sentences now- ARE YOU HAPPY?? IS THIS WHAT WINNING IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE???
I must confess that I secretly want to play Mario Party with some friends just to see how it causes them to react. I want to watch the grudges form and hear the expletive laden rants directed toward each other that will inevitably result from playing. Does that desire to sow chaos make me evil? If not, what would take me that final step? If so, is there anything I could do to be more evil somehow in this scenario?It does make you evil- I would know because I organize Mario Party rooms just to sow chaos and deceit. Maybe a way to become more evil is to made side deals with literally everyone, then backstab them all in the end
I wish I could see Crimsonesss melonsShes too cool for all of us ._.
Even as a life long Democrat, I hate the fact that CE is SO left that you cant even have a conversation about any merits of the other side of the argument. Theres zero grey area. Youre either 100% with, or look at with venom. It creates an echo chamber, and it makes for terrible discussion.I think that its directly related to the radical extremism that has been taking over worldwide tbh. People are less willing to argue with someone they see as far right, because the far right doesnt argue about policies- they argue about peoples rights. It unsettles people, so I can understand why ce has become more hostile to non-left leaning views.
I get irritated talking to people online because some people seem to want to 'argue' (read: fight) over every little thing like they just took a debate class or something (especially if they use 'strawman' or 'fallacy' as part of their 'argument')) Some people are not putting stuff out there so you can pick apart what they said.Arguing on the internet is lame anyways, thats why I shitpost instead!
Thoughts on beans. ?BEANS BEANS good for ur heart but the more u eat the more u fart
I'm taller then Harpie.Is this supposed to be difficult
I was [Redacted] as a teenager by a guy I met from the internet. He picked me up at the mall and took me out to a remote area and forced me to [Redacted sex act] or he'd leave me in there and I had no idea where I was and cellphones weren't really a thing. I've only ever told one other person.I'm sorry that happened to you. That's pretty heavy, but I'm glad you felt safe enough to confide in even one person.
you really should out the guy who found your facebook though, or at least allude to their identity
Crimsoness is really really prettyShe really really is. A 10/10. She's got that kinda mysterious, effortlessly hot kinda look
I got in a car accident, that's all.What'd you do that for?? Smh cemen these days
I'm hesitant to call anybody I'm not super familiar with by their name ever because, even if I'm 95% sure I know their name, I feel like I'll fuck up and say the wrong one.You ever do that though? Actually call someone the wrong name? If there's lore here I need to know what it is
Also no sorry I sold my last BRAIN NEURON for a large Wendy's chili with cheese and onion.
ok 4'11 is pretty short
but you shouldn't be worried about your belly. everyone has a belly.
some people even have a belly that weighs almost as much as you do.
you ever say a word so many times that it starts to sound weird? that's how I feel about belly now.
You're itty bitty!
Lol we have a fucking womanlet over hereListen here buckos, like I said, I got 6'4 energy so you better watch yourself before you wreck yourselves. With a ladder, anything is possible and I will NOT hesitate to dump fondue on all of your heads
Look at this womanlet and laugh.
I hope he's locked up for life
Wow, sorry you had to deal with that. Your mom's bf at the time seems like a massive piece of shit.Locked up for life? I'll do you one better- he's dead!
How tall are you? You can barely see any hint of belly in that pic lolI have 4'11 but I have 6'4 energy so that basically means I'm tall as fuck. 105 seems small but it's still the the mid range of a normal BMI for my height. Me at 115lb rn is nearing an overweight BMI
105 pounds is pretty tiny
Just out me why don't you?Oh uh... I just thought it was a theory..
Is this true!? I'm so dense I've not recognized one of your new accounts like 4 times at this pointLOL this is me as well I am so fuckin dumb when it comes to recognizing people. I needa buy some brain neurons or something, you know where to get those?
What are your favorite type of museums Harpie? Art, Science, or History?Tbh I haven't been to many museums; most of them cost money I don't really have. I'd probably be into science and history museums the most, but I'd definitely would need to go with someone else. Part of the fun would be being able to talk with someone else about what we're seeing
I witnessed my Dad have a tantrum over my Mom not wanting any intimancy last night. He pulled the "im the breadwinner of the house" card and threatened to kick her out amongst other things to try to hurt her ego. He ended up sleeping on the couch. Also yes im still living with my family. I feel bad for my mom although she acts like nothing happened. I will eventually move out and if my mom wants to live with me ill let her. My dad's a serial cheater and cant control his emotions. Thank god he doesnt hit us but still, he needs to calm tf down. Im also pretty sure he is preventing my mom from seeing her parents that may die within this decade (they are old).Jeez, I'm sorry for your mother. That is a long time to be living with an abuser like that. When do you think you can move out?
Past users doing stuff to their dogs has nothing to do with the confessions, I assure you. I'm just bored and referencing the Blink 182 song.lol WHAT. Has that been it this entire time?? Wtf is Blink 182 doin with the dogs...
Raising Cane's is pretty mid:0
I'm the confessor from the last topic who confessed to writing a "furry Danganronpa" story. To give a quick summary, after binging through the series during COVID lockdown I wanted more, so I decided to write my own. The cast wound up becoming furries to put a different spin on it, and to give some interesting traits to lean on for some characters, like a half-sheep half-tiger girl who's self-conscious about the stripes in her wool. Anyway, I wanted to report that unfortunately, I had to abandon writing the story because as it turned out, nobody cared to read it. I made it about 30 chapters at 4000 words apiece, which covered up to the third murder, before giving up. Part of me wants to finish the story anyway, but a bigger part doesn't see the point with no audience. :(Your story sounds awesome, so if you want to continue writing it; do it! Your worth is not determined by the amount of people who read it, and basing your purpose for writing based on others is setting yourself up for failure. Prove it to yourself that you can see it through; make yourself proud
Harpie: "my body's ready for the leak" Me: Hell yeah...I thought we were leaking DToasts criminal history?? What's wrong???
Secretly wish people would thirst over me like they do for you, ngllmao to be honest I'm really not sure why some people thirst over me. My body is nothing special and for some reason ce wants to see my boobs despite 1) being small and 2) having scars from a breast reduction.. I don't get it
I'm glad to call Harpie my friend. We took a chance inviting her to the Drinking Discord and it hasn't been an awful experience.Aww, thank you <333
I desire to engage [Redacted] with a canine.WHO started this meme in my Confessionary??? You better speak the fuck up cause I need a word with you
mashed potatoes. Gravy. chicken Fingers. jeepers CreepersIdk what this means but I would like to take this time to say that Raising Canes has the best fried chicken tenders on the planet
My wife and I were looking at a home that we were interested in buying. I had to take a dump in the worst way, so I used the bathroom. Could not find toilet paper anywhere, so I wiped my ass on a towel and put it back in the rack. I still feel bad about it, even though it was over 10 years ago. We didnt buy the house.Wtf, at least have the decency to steal the towel at that point. Why didn't you commit?? Finding no towel >>>>>>> finding your towel covered in shit
Imagine a 50 megaton fart blast. Like, the blast power of Tsar Bomba but no heat, no radioactive fallout, just a massive blast wave of the foulest fart odor imaginable.This is probably the next stage of chemical terrorism tbh. I hear your mom would be able to initiate the blast the day after Taco Tuesday.
Why did the Canadian bishop go to the drycleaners? Because I wanna [Redacted] dog in [Redacted].not AGAIN pls no I can't do this anymore
I like to pretend that I'd enjoy having an abusive girlfriend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPUvC7q6AY&ab_channel=NickiDaily
Yall realize highseraph is crimsoness right? I'm not sure she could be more unsubtle lmao:0
you must be sick of the tit pic requests so plz post asssee THAT is something I am willing to get behind. My ass has seen SO much progress in the last year it's crazy
I wish I was better at putting my thoughts into words. A lot of my interactions and arguments on CE over the years stem from that problem.have u thought about speech therapy? I say that cause I need it too ._.
Dear, Harpie . I do, have a confession. I believe you are one of the last best posters we have left, I believe I speak for us all when I say thank you. I still have a sign pic of you from like, 4 years ago. Always remember Youre a rockstar! You can do this$Aww, thank you so much!! You're one of the lucky few that ever got a sign pic it seems- you must've been worthy in my eyes <33
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.Not even Long Dick Johnson has 3 inches?? Smh
I got soap in my pee hole and it burnedBut what'd you do that for??
oofHe didn't deserve it. It wasn't 100% unsolicited since we were definitely flirting but I did not expect it. Nonetheless I probably could have been more discreet wirh my friends >.>
on the one hand, unsolicited dick pics are never cool
on the other, I cringed just reading that
lol I forgot all about tiny chad feels like forever agoI have more recent updates on him too, ce's body isn't ready
Come be active in the Turbam discord harpie.I said hi, now I should be good for the next 6 months
Pororin!HighSeraph posted...
You said you wouldn't tell anyone!I can't help it- it just happened!!
In software engineering, there is very rarely ever something that is considered superior in every respect. What's important is understanding what something is, and what problems it is well suited to solving... and what problems it isn't. And then furthermore, why.Thank you so much for this incredible detailed and thoughtful response! I was being pretty silly with my explanation of the areas I was lacking in, but you were genuine and helped me recontextualize a lot of these concepts.
Generally, the language is supporting arrays because that's the logical primitive of an, well, array of some type. The items are laid out in memory contiguously (I won't get into CPU cache lines right now) when defined in this way. This is just a primitive and if you had no standard library at all, you could still make an array because it's intrinsic to the language itself.
ArrayList is, indeed in most cases, a better choice for APIs and most standard usage and is implemented using an actual array, but provides easier and cleaner methods for operating on it, and behaves better with the rest of the Java generic type system. It implements theList
interface which helps with writing generic code (I just need to take some list, not some specific kind of list). However, it shouldn't be seen as a superior alternative -- it is backed by the concept of an array primitive... but then again so are a lot of other data structures. Primitives map to the low level 'stuff' you need in order to get started building anything else on top of it. The closer you get to primitives the more speed and power you have, but the harder the code can be to read. A lot of software engineering is going to be understanding why these things exist and making informed choices on what structures work best for what reasons. In theArrayList
example, you have a very basic list structure implemented in the library backed by the primitives of the language. In many cases, this is what you need when you want some list of items.
Private/public and all that is another aspect of software design where the general principle is that you are writing code that others are going to use and build off of. Ignore 'protected' for now -- the general idea is that some subfunctions are easier to read or leverage if they are separated out, but they aren't intended for any code outside that class to care about. Making them public clutters the API and confuses other devs who are going to be using that class. Making something public essentially means making a contract with others, perhaps some yet-to-be-made code, that calling method X produces effect Y. If you write documentation for your methods and think of 'what are the preconditions for inputs, what is the expected output', you are basically making a contract and your implementation has to fulfill that. Getting away from the words 'public' and 'private', ultimately what you are doing is controlling what your entry points are to some given chunk of code, and letting the rest of the details be hidden.
These points are valid regardless of the language even if they are implemented very differently from language to language -- so to end this, I am going to recommend something that has nothing to do with Java. I don't have anything off the top of my head, but I'd look at some works on general design patterns. Understanding what it means to solve problems in a programming space will help to appreciate why things exist in whatever language you are using. Perhaps pick up some python -- I don't particularly like the language but for getting started it's a lot faster to actually jump into and start writing and running things. And remember, programming isn't just programming. It's software design. Programming implements that design, but understanding what it means to design software will inform your understanding of specific elements of a language. I'd also recommend taking an Assembly class (doesn't matter the architecture), even if you literally never write a line of it afterwards.
And as always -- there are always going to be artifacts in any language. Languages evolve and we learn that ways that were seen to be 'good ideas' turned out terrible. There's a reason you rarely seeVector
anymore and just seeArrayList
. We've since learnt the pitfalls of Serialisation and having hidden constructors to make objects and the security exploits that can open up.Properties
has a bad inheritance structure that can make it confusing to use... etc etc.
It's a complex world. I'd start with the fundamentals of what it means to design good software, and how the computer is actually executing instructions for said software. A lot of the questions you have I had, and I better understood the why's once I understood things at both a lower level and a higher level (assembly/hardware for lower, general software design principles for higher)
I want harpie and crimsoness to sandwich [REDACTED] between [REDACTED]https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/da70e224.jpg
would be unhinged behavior? but isn't that the quality of every CE denizen? either way, you could be more active there. good people all aroundI'll post a bit more eventually. And yes, popping in and posting boob pics in a discord I am inactive in just cause is a lil unhinged >.>
Did U get flabby after losing weight? How do I get rid of thatIdk man, you're asking the wrong person. I always have a lil belly. This is me at 105lb, my lowest weight, and you can still see it through this dress. I"m currently ~115lb and it's a big insecurity of mine. Probably if I was actually consistent in the gym I could get rid of the flab
So with that long back story out of the way. I was calling random places and they wanted me to send nude pictures for a consultation is that normal. Like I know I will have to be in the buff at some point to get work done but that just seemed shady .It's normal. My surgeon took the pics herself though during the first consultation. I imagine it helps the Dr lightly plan what to do, so that way they're more informed when you actually come in.
To the "drive it til it dies" folks, which I have been, it's better to upgrade at SOME point because who knows what kind of situation you'll be in having to buy a new car while not currently having shit to drive because your old friend finally kicked it.I would normally agree, but TCs car is a 2023 Honda
Use AI to run the math on how long it'll take to offset your sell losses, and purchase+ tax + APR interest %, and how far you drive each year, and how much gas is.This. The gas savings wont be realized for nearly a decade, most likely. Youll keep the hybrid that long?
I guarantee it'll be about 7 years to break even. The regular Accord is a gas sipper.
nukes do create penis clouds, they just have a big tip and a small shaftSee but the problem is that in order to look like a penis, it's gotta look like a penis. An almost penis cloud is unacceptable and I cannot believe our world leaders are letting this happen
I don't think I ever posted feet on CE even on accident lolListen the soft goth trend was made saucy when MegaTech jumped in. And I wasn't boutta be outstaged by MegaTech, no matter now devastatingly handsome that man is >.>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4z9yW72A1oIt's me, it's all of us. Let us have a moment of silence for our naivety during this moment of great deception
I met a somewhat mentally unstable person on discord a few years ago that I led on for many months. He was a small time streamer that developed a huge e-crush on me after he saw me in a group video chat. Would give me a ton of praise on my looks which im not that used to hearing (im a guy). Anyway we eventually e-dated and a few months in I started sending him nsfw videos of myself which led to me doing it over video chat. I was addicted to his praise. All I got out of it was being made a mod on his 250 people server lol.. well eventually he wanted me to come and visit him and I got scared and ghosted. I would later see him write fanfic over discord about us a few weeks later. I was incognito lol. I was in my early 20s and he was close to 30. Tbh he was probably harmless just very lonely like I was. I really considered making it real but I get stressed out over traveling and some other things I have to work on.That's fair enough, jumping from a purely online relationship to something more real is.. a lot. And it clearly wasn't something you were comfortable with. Ain't nothing wrong with that. The mod thing is kinda funny though lol
What if instead of mushroom clouds, nukes created penis clouds?There's an alternative universe where this does occur, and you've devastated me with the news I will never live in that universe ._.
Nah, I don't need an alt. All I want is to be able to talk about stuff without people flipping out or being stalkerlySee, and if I keep confessionary open you got the open mic you need if you ever wanna stir the pot but on purpose this time! Also who is stalking u cause I will find them for you. They ain't got nothing on me
Dash cam guy here. There's a couple reasons why the video is emotional for me. The girl I'm with is really attracted to me but can't be in a relationship at that time, said she can't get 'feels' (this happened almost 6 years ago). We make out at a red light and she asked me why I have to be such a good kisser ._. this was after I told her that the first time I held hands with a girl ( at 25, I was a late bloomer) was better than the first time I kissed a girl. It almost feels like I wasn't the person experiencing the events rewatching it all these years later.That must've hit hard at the time. There's hardly a worse feeling than being so infatuated and attracted to someone who insists on not developing feels, but will kiss you like a lover anyways ._.
Barbra Streisandgod is a woman
Beep bepThe sounds of our ce lord and savior are finally trickling into Confessionary.. I've been salivating over this very moment for years. What could it all mean??
A CEman washes up on a deserted island after a shipwreck. When he finds a cave to sleep in for the night, he notices an old lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie offers him three wishes. For his first wish, the CEman asks for the return of hornyposting. Bam, genie grants it. Second wish, the CEman thinks for a bit before finally saying "I'd like a jetpack, so I can get home." Bam. He's got a jetpack. He goes home and returns to shitposting on CE. A few days later, the genie comes along and reminds him he still has one wish. The CEman thinks for a second, then replies, "You know what? I wanna [REDACTED] a dog [REDACTED]."NOOOOOOOOOO this was SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS WTF I feel SWINDLED, TRICKED, ABUSED. How could you do that to me, to CE, TO EVERYONE, right there in the end?? I trusted you..
What's the question about Java arrays?Specifically it's about ArrayLists and reference variables and what's the point? What's the point of having both arrays and ArrayLists?? Aren't ArrayLists superior? What's the hate against primitive variables? ALSO wtf is this input stream stuff and this class/public/private BS I'm way over my head.. I need to get my shit together before the next class begins mid May.
What does Harpie think about foot fetishism? Does she have a pretty pair of feet?Ngl I hate feet. Even my own feet. The only time my feet are bare is when I sleep and when I shower
This confessionary has a lot of teasing about Harpie's boobs ._.Probably my fault tbh, I leaned into it maybe a bit too much whoopsies. Then again, I fully believe in the Free The Nipple movement so
I feel like a major contrarian because any time I watch an anime and there's some sort of love triangle or harem or otherwise other girl (or boy) who wants the MC's attention, I usually end up rooting for the person who I know is losing. Idk, I just kind of grow to resent the "winning girl" and I don't know why. Even when I still like the winning character like in Monogatari (is it really a spoiler if they get together in, like, Episode 3... idk, but iykyk), I'm like "yeah, she's cool, but I want THAT character to win". I was watching Hokkaido Gals are Super Adorable about half a monthish ago and I came in liking the girl who I presume wins but by the end of the season, I was all like "okay, whatever, you're mid anyway"The love traingle/harem thing happens in a lot of books I read, and I feel the exact same. I'M SORRY that I thing the "bad guy" ISN'T THAT HOT. Smh the lead MC's in books always look over the the stable, kind, and funny one and then jump down the pants of the asshole. Smh
it is time to take care of my needsgo get em tiger
Finally, I have many sins to confess. "RULES: - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly" - I have no sins to confess...Well, I mean, if you type it in a way that I can redact certain words for ce and we still know what's going on....
It really sucks to have effectively demoted myself to lurker status, lolHey I got a spare alt for u if u want it. It's already been shared with someone before and the mods did not notice/care
hi, i also have a foot fetish but dont discriminate against the parts of the foot. the soles, tops, balls, toes, arches, heels can all be beautiful! what i dont get is people who are attracted to shoes and socks, theres nothing to see there!I mean, the idea of someone yankin it to the newest pairs of Yeezy's sounds pretty forward thinking to me
The love of my life posts here sometimes. She has long since moved on but I wish her the best. I hope that when CE finally dies it will give her some peace of mind in that she won't have to worry about me being around anymore. I'll always miss her but the person who was attracted to me does not exist anymore.
Second*Vegy is the pioneer.. which means Tails maybee could come back??
(Vegy)
Considering Fandom enjoys making poor decisions I wouldn't be surprised if they unbanned tailsAs long as Tails can also negotiate the reopening of ce then what could go wrong
Here is my confession - sometimes I read old FAQs here and get sad when I see that the people who made them are no longer active or haven't posted in 10+ years. I was reading one today for the original Tekken, and it was written in 1996 or something - and I think, where are you know? Do you even remember writing it? Just bums me out, man.Sometimes I read old topics on the site that shall not be named and reminisce on how things used to be much different. There was so much drama, lore, and notorious cemen who are no longer here
Going better now that the invite links for one expired. >_>( )
I'm actually very new to this site. Made my account when I was looking for a new message board because of "old internet nostalgia". My husband referenced something about "Gamefaqs CE board" but he was on a lot back in the day.What kinda topics do you lurk? What have you seen and noticed around here
I was slightly intrigued, learned some history/lore of CE, and made an account. After some time of just posting on boards of games I play, I was able to finally join and... welp here we are when I am board. Hit the ol message bored and lurk mostly.
financially this isnt the best ideapls don't
Hi Harpie, Crimsoness here, congrats on the BNice to see you
C's get degreesDamn right
I left CE and GameFAQs a few years ago, weary of the toxic environment and the increasingly apathetic and just shitty administration. (Amusing considering recent developments.) Eventually came back because I felt like posting a few things to the site just to spread some useful information about some of my favorite games. Haven't actually posted on CE though, just sometimes lurk, and I don't think anyone knows my current alt, or cares for that matter. Been a little tempting as of late, but .... meh. I don't think opening the can of worms is particularly worthwhile or great for my mental health. Makes me wonder why I lurk at all. Oh well. To the good ones, hope y'all are doing well though.Fair enough! Ce used to be really was awful to some specific users. I'm happy you're back on GameFAQs, even if it isn't ce! Ce doesn't deserve everyone
I have video of one of the most memorable and emotional nights of my life. It's a dash cam video (it's really mainly audio because you can't see either of us) of me and a girl driving late at night back from a night out. It starts pretty innocent at first but gets pretty hot and heavy after we drive a bit. I have never shown it to anybody and nobody else really knows it exists except for me. But I do want to show to somebody and this seemed like a good opportunity to anonymously do it, if you're interested in at least the first parts before it gets more R Rated. I also feel comfortable you wouldn't share it with other people.:0
Hi harpie, it's your buddy Tails82. I'll be seeing you guys soon on the boards as I expect to be unbanned.Good luck buddy, you'd be the first!
There's not really a fixed schedule for what I like to do when I'm in Berlin, simply because of the possibilities. I suppose some things that are musts are to go somewhere where there's a lot of people and eat at someplace new. Otherwise it depends if I'm there to go to a concert, visit a museum or just chillDang that sounds like a really good time!! Big urban cities like that are the reason I'd probably never be comfy settling down somewhere rural. There's just so much to do and see, and I like to be out walking around and exploring
as a foot fetishist who dislikes soles I hate how much feet content is centred on soles. i much prefer the tops of feet and the toes in particularSo.. you mean to tell me.. there's factions within the foot fetish communities??? How deep does this go omg
you dont have to post this in the topic, but I do think you should do what [redacted] did and post boobs in Turbam's discord. look up her messages if you haven't seen them already, people are very supportiveNot surprised, I'd have bet people were extremely supportive LOL. If I was more active in that Discord maybe I'd consider it, but I feel like coming back after like 6 months just to drop some boob pics would be unhinged behavior
So I have pet cockatiels and like. When they're nesting, the females save up a HUGE shit and drop it all at once when they exit the nest for a bit. So anyway this one time our female decides to drop her massive ass nest shit all over the male. Huge mess. Had to give him a shower, which he hated. Another time she let it rip while flying around the room and smeared shit all across one part of the wall. Like just a huge long line of wet sloppy bird shit. I'm glad I no longer have a mixed sex flock lmaoOh my god yes THIS. WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS. I used to have a pair of cockatiels and no one, NO ONE, prepared me for the way they literally slingshot their shit into a missile. The aim is unmatched, truly. There is no way it is complete accident, I refuse to believe
This will be my final post regarding the whole zoosexuality thing, I appreciate you posting my full confession and a respectful reply. I completely understand and respect your position, even though I may disagree with it. I commend you for at least being courteous and respectful in your rejection of my beliefs on the subject. So many people become extremely toxic and throw around words like "rapist" and "kill yourself" if not making outright threats when they hear my side. So if nothing else I commend you for not stooping to that level. And it did truly help getting it off my chest. Best wishes for you and the rest of CE for however much longer it lastsI did end up removing it, since I didn't want to risk the mods axing this topic. It is however on the secret site for anyone to read if they wish.
I am a crab people and since I have failed to turn everyone gay I will instead be turning everyone into crab people.Oh fuck yeah. Okay, I know crabs have a big claw and a little claw. I request that my claw be my thighs so I can truly have the several ton force of thunder thighs I've always wished for
25 buttholes is the best YouTuber. Yes, thats his actual name. Hes a shitposting YouTube troll.All his videos are meme infested- quick, someone get the bear spray!!
One of my goals is to get a nice body but I've ate like crap the past couple of weeks. I blame it on my family, they keep buying junk food so I have really easy access to sweets and other stuff I should avoid.Unfortunately, if you want to have any hope of losing weight and sticking to it, you gotta take responsibility for yourself. It's unfair to expect everyone else to also stop buying junk food and to eat healthy just because you are.
I've been trolling CE for several years making up stories about an ex girlfriend and how i want a futire with her but shes dating other guys. I do this for pity and just so i can fit into the culture here.Now THIS is the peak shitposting I love to see
Why isn't your body ready for hardcore goth? Is it the titties? Become the big booty goth gf that everyone wants to see.Goth is an entire subculture, that I am not privy to at all. Maybe it is the titties tho mine are kinda small now >.>
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Mom. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Your Mom of Azkaban. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Order of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Half-Your Mom Prince. Harry Potter and the Deathly Your Mom.Harry Potter definitely fucked Rons mom, JK Rowling should be confirming it as canon any day now
I'd strongly suggest deleting the post with the defences of it before the mods do tbh. Don't wanna get the topic nuked.Probably a good idea. It wasn't inherently graphic in nature but you're right that it's probably better to be safe than sorry lol
I can't stand how much energy, time, and money my wife costs me. She's on disability and can't work and I do everything I possibly can for her, but it's extremely draining financially and emotionally.20 years is a long time to be in an unhappy marriage. You've done better than most would at sticking to your vows. Do you have any hobbies or other ways to find happiness in your life?
Our 20th anniversary is this year.
What I love about Berlin is the masses of people, the multiculturalism. It has so many museums etc, and so much history outside of them too, with the Berlin Wall and the former division of the city. It's a bastion of diversity in an otherwise intolerant East GermanyThe museums and history within the city would be the big drawing factors for me. Nowhere in America can compare to the sheer age and history of places like Berlin. At least not on the same scale. What do you like to do when you're there, as a somewhat local?
I haven't had sex since February and really wanna get completely wrecked by someoneWhatchu waiting for??
I wish I could spend the rest of MY life with my partner, but thats impossible.Why's that? You don't think you'll live as long? Just get mega rich and try to live forever like Bryan Johnson. SOLVED
I thought of one that's just embarrassing. So I was dating a dude named Brandon but had a school friend named Brandon. Well during a time he was grounded from playing video games he would make the 5 mile walk to my house so he could play video games. He let me hold on to all his games during that time as an exchange since he technically was just using me for my XboxLOL this is almost wholesome? He's a real friend at least. He walked 5 miles just to hang out with you, didn't flinch during an almost kiss, and kept it on the down lo
Anywaaaaays I was fucked up on cough meds and I leaned over and came very close to kissing him. We where like nose to nose when I realized and I just said oh wrong Brandon....sorry and slowly backed away
And that's how he found out I was bi... fortunately he didn't go running his mouth at school.
I submitted one if that's ok. Had to get something off my chest.The world can see it all now
These are great.The dichotomy of having the dumbest confessions next to ultra serious ones gets me everytime
...yeah I'm not going to deal with this.Neither did the gamefaqs mods apparently, since he was banned for this lol
Berlin is an amazing city and I wish I were there more often. Even though I end up visiting it once a month lmao. The issue is that it's just outside of day-tripping distance, and finding cheap beds for the night isn't always easyWhat do you love most about Berlin? The fact that you're close enough to visit even once a month is amazing! If I drive for 5 hours I'd be still be in the same state..
I always feel like no one likes me and I don't know whywhat if u asked them
I spent many months vehemently arguing people should not purchase Hogwarts legacy but in reality I didnt care about the furore surrounding the game and just wanted to rile up people on CE. I had pre purchased it and think it was a great game.Ah yes, the ole BAIT n SWITCH. I had a few alts here that did similar things >.>
there's poop in my butt I need to remove the poop from my butt because I am a dog and I am going to be [Redacted] in [Redacted] I am not a pirate???
I did not see Harpie's boobs on reddit she showed them to me personally! Don't lump me in with the creeps:0
I always see Turbam as Turban, and it makes me laugh. In my mind he will always be a hat.Omg do you think he's like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.. cause I AGREE
How do I see a picture of you licking your [Redacted]. Please.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa3e6320.jpg
A relative died recently and I know something about him that the rest of the family doesn't know, and it severed any semblance of a familial bond I had. I'm not grieving or even bummed out. I just feel nothing.I'm sorry it happened like that. I had similar problems grieving my mom when she passed; sometimes I wish I just didn't know the things she did. It'd make my feelings a lot less complicated
[0/5] re: "I'd prefer if you posted your confession through here, since that's where everyone else's is. If you have a genuine need to say something, I may not be the best outlet for that tbh. If you feel that you absolutely have to, then sure you can send me a pm. I'd prefer it through here though" - I'll send it through here again and break it up into 5 parts to make sure it goes through, since I still think they system probably ate it because it was too long the first time. Post what you want, just redact my name and contacts in the last section. Thanks~
[1/5] I'm already banned from CE cause I was purg'd a month and a half ago and only know this thread is even here because I happened to see it checking [Redacted]. So anyway, I'm a zoophile. Since getting kicked out of CE I've made an account on Twitter and have been more active freely talking with people who share my sexuality on Twitter and some other zoophilia-related forums, and reading and researching the topic much more, listening to podcasts like Zooier than Thou and reading positive articles on zooey.pub. It has significantly improved my happiness and outlook on life and made me FAR less miserable and depressed than when I spent that time lurking and occasionally posting on CE, rarely speaking my mind on ANY topic out of fear of the moderators and people who just generally hate me.
[2/5] To be clear, I'm not nor have I ever had sex with an animal yet in my life, and I won't at least anytime soon. I'm primarily attracted to dolphins and horses, neither of which I have any access to, and even if I did I would only do the deed with one I had gotten to know for a long time if I was sure were were comfortable and compatible with each other, and even then I would approach the subject carefully and cautiously, stopping at any sign the partner didn't want to continue. I believe bestiality in and of itself is not abuse and can be a very powerful way of expressing and strengthening the bond between a human and animal partner, but also understand the concerns about potential for abuse, care for the animal's consent and feelings, and so on. I would follow the ZETA principles, guidelines regarding how to approach the subject of zoophilia and bestiality in an ethically and morally sound way.
[3/5] I already kind of do in the fact that I follow the ones not directly related to the act of sex (like giving information on the subject to people who are interested without expressly condoning or condemning it, and speaking out against people who abuse the animals or do not care about their well-being.) I believe laws outlawing bestiality should be repealed while other laws that outlaw actual animal cruelty should be strengthened and enforced. I've also started eating vegan as often as I can for moral reasons. The meat and dairy industries are rife with abuse, ESPECIALLY towards cows. It's sickening that the laws make exceptions allowing animals to be raped and forcibly inseminated to create more meat and milk (which is stolen from baby cows by separating them at birth). The fact that society is okay with that but not actual loving, consenting sex between a human and an animal is just unconscionable to me and shows how hypocritical society.
[4/5] Finally while I'm happy that gay and transgender rights have become much better in the US and much of the world in the past couple decades it's frustrating and depressing to see it at the expense of my sexuality becoming more vilified and a punching bag. In 2000 only about half the states had specific anti-bestiality laws, now in 2024 it's 49 of them as well as being illegal at the federal level. Meanwhile gay and trans people tend to be the most vile towards us, insulting us and calling us invalid the way hetero people once did to them since they see us as a "threat" to their recently gained freedoms because our acceptance would validate the "slippery slope" arguments conservatives like to make to justify bigotry.
[5/5] Anyway this confession and sort of cathartic rant has gone on long enough. OBVIOUSLY don't say this, but I'm [Redacted] from CE and most other places on the internet. My Twitter account is @[Redacted] and I'm on the CE and other Discords as [Redacted]. If you ever want to talk to me privately about this or anything else feel free to AMA in Discord DMs. Thanks again for all the confessionary topics over the years, you're obviously a very kind and caring person and CE was/is lucky to have you. Peace <3Oof okay wow. I am speechless. I definitely do not believe in this the same way you do, as I strongly believe that animals cannot consent to acts like this. I don't feel comfortable commenting on this much further, but I'm happy you found this cathartic and helpful. I cannot speak for how the rest of ce will react to your confession though; you must be very aware of how divisive of a belief this is. I wish you all the best, thanks for your sweet compliment at the end <3
I am a 35 year old virgin. That may soon change. I used to room with two girls I was matched with through a housing authority. We all moved out January 2024 becauseour place was sold by the owner. Last Saturday, one of them contacted me, drunk off her ass, saying she had feelings for me and has for some time. She made it pretty clear she has the hots for me. She never acted on them because we were roommates. I've decided to reciprocate her feelings if only to lose my v card. Though she is somewhat pretty, she told me she was a trump supporter and I don't see myself entertaining the idea of entering a long term relationship with her. Am I a bad person for leading her on? I'm lonely and desperate for companionship, but I want to find the right one.Eh, you may surprise yourself with what you want. If you're attracted to her I see no harm tbh
What is going on with all the stalkers?! Y'all gross and creepy af.It's impressive how shameless they are about it. God the things I could say about the person who found my personal account LOL ce would have a field day with him
Should I shove a microwave oven up my ass?I think a deep fryer would yield better results tbh. Deep fried turds >>>>> microwaved turds
My body is always readyLmao how's the hornyposting on the new servers?
Well hornyposting used to get me through my day but now it's been banned, so...
Remember when these would be at 500 by now?SHUSH
Trying to lose weight is the hardest shit ever. I've been exercising for 20-40 mins a day, and I'm trying to cut out a lot of sugar, fried foods and bread, but dang, that's like 95% of food there. I wonder if my diet consisted of apples, grilled chicken, rice, and water, would I get anywhere faster...I feel that. It helps to not buy food, that was my strategy >.>
Man wtf I'm so weak... I'm trying to do some simple exercises and my core sucks ASS. any tips on how not to be a Little [REDACTED]?I also need help with my core, idk what the hell I'm doing but I cannot do ONE roman leg lift
(continuing the conversation re: [Redacted]) Okay, maybe my confession never went through because it was so long the system couldn't handle it? *shrug* Would it be okay if I contacted you through DM on Discord to send it to you and get a reply privately? I did save a copy of the entire thing so I can re-post it there and make sure you get it. It's really quite personal and sensitive stuff, maybe too much for what this whole CE confessionary thing is supposed to be, but I've been going through a lot lately and it's very important to me and my sense of self-validation. Thanks [ps please redact my name if you post this in the thread]I'd prefer if you posted your confession through here, since that's where everyone else's is. If you have a genuine need to say something, I may not be the best outlet for that tbh. If you feel that you absolutely have to, then sure you can send me a pm. I'd prefer it through here though
You posted your boobs on reddit? Recently? And I missed it!? <redacted>Please send them to [REDACTED EMAIL] so I may enjoy them</redacted>LOL