CE Confessionary - Endgame

It's hard to resist such deals as UBE MOCHI PANCAKE FOR 3.99 USD, CIABATTA BUNS 4PK FOR 1.99 USD, and HASH-BROWN for probably a similar price I don't remember. What's your favorite things to get from Mr. Joe?

Ban Turbam

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you

you ever think about [redacted] whether pigeons are out to get us or not?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4a11e045.jpg

Do you still have a snake how's your snake do they chill and hang out and hold your hair when you throw up

It's William the dolphin guy again. Sorry to bother you, but were you referring to me in the "I know the secret of a user here..." post and response or the "I am banned from CE and I must shitpost" repsonse? Or did you just not post about it at all? If you could just reply with "#1" for "I know the secret...", #2 for "I am banned & shitpost" or #3 for didn't acknowledge. I really don't mind either way, just would like to know. And if the topic upsets or disgusts you that you'd like me to never bring it to you again just say so and I'll honor it. It wasn't really a shitpost though, not in my view at least, I meant every word and am willing to provide proof in private. I just hate having to hide that side of myself and it's been liberating to discuss it freely lately even if only in limited spaces. Thanks again.

Well, alright, if I gotta

Dude have you ever put like a little hat on her or like play fetch or wrestle?? This is, of course, in regards to your snake.

CE liberals are why good liberals never win elections.

OK honestly I know top hats are a bit overdone in modern day society, but I think a top hat would fit her because she kinda has that old timey mustache thing going on. OMG SHE'D LOOK LIKE A HER OIL SALEWOMAN!! oh also since we're talking about snakes, there's this little game called metal gear and....

All I can offer is money. Get a star hat for Luma

[Redacted] - I was referring to if either of those posts and responses were an acknowledgment of the novel-length confession I made about zoophilia last night, or if they were unrelated posts by other people and your responses. If you don't remember or just skimmed it over and threw it away cause it was clearly outside of GameFAQs law that's fine. You might want to edit or delete the part of post #[redacted] identifying me as "[Redacted name]" though >_>

I doubt you remember, but a couple years ago I posted a confession about sleeping with a married woman. 2 and a half years later, we're still dating, she and her ex-husband are still close friends, and I would even call him a friend personally. Obviously unconventonial, but everything worked out a lot better than could have been anticipated, and I'm fully in love with her. We're about to move in with each other officially in a couple months. IDK, just felt like sharing.

Snakes are dumb and ugly especially your snake. Tell him I hate him

I have only skipped 3 confessions thus far, and surprisingly all of them were about Crimsoness?

That seems greedy that you want all of my money ;_;

I posted my ID to get reviewed by the mods or admins this one time about a decade ago to get unbanned for joking about being 12. Well i regret that. i should have just made a new account. Im now scared af of whoever posted that "oh i know your secrets" confession is a mod and referring to me. I dont remember if i crossed out my name or my dad's name. Oh fuck. Well the onpy secret i really have just involves like my bicuriosity and uhh some other thing related to a family friend. Im paranoid omg i hope that confessor isnt targetting me. Please respond confessor i beg of you.

I hate fandom so much. I've never been this angry at a website before. It's such a huge slap in the face to the community to be treated like children after 20 years. The smug way in which they try to spin their own deficencies as progressivism is what's particularly nausiating about this entire thing. I'm having a hard time even posting because I just want to rip into the powers that be endlessly. I find it highly disturbing that suddenly any skin or w/e is considered "hornyposting." Sexuality is part of life, and there is a hugh difference between even something like a bikini pic and hardcore pornography. We can't post selfies, draw art, or even post screenshots from games. This stinkhole is going to turn into an incel fortress, and I wish I had the guts to just close my account and remove all my guide. Fandom is anathama.

I went to bed really late and I ate bacon before and now I

Crimsoness isn't really gone you fools

Harpie.... It's the bacon..... It was too much..... It was nice knowing u..... Just remember, NEVER EVER e-

We're not married so it is not /our/ money, pal. I know for a fact that I am better with fianances lol

Anything about me so far?

Crimson closed her account, re-opened it and closed it again.

You wouldn't want my pineapple pizza and mayo hating money, lady.

I also like Harpie's boobs. In fact I enjoy all boobs everywhere!

I dropped the screw in the tuna

If I decide to leave before CE shuts down, I'm gonna drop the most epic account suicide in GameFAQs history*. (*as far as those without blatant hate speech or external actions like hacking or IRL harassment, go)

I'm a marvel?? No I'm not I'm just Harry.

Dear ImAMarvel,
You really want to know what I think about on a daily basis on my down time at work? Do you really want to know what goes on in the inner workings of my mind while you're not around? Well. Here it goes.
My mind is ravaged with thoughts of what my life would be like without you and I don't like it. I'm too young to know many things for certain, but I do know that if I were to have to live my life without you in it, it would in no way, shape, or form be as fulfilling as it is now. You bring me the most unimaginable joy whenever I see your name on this board. There are times where I feel like we could talk all night about anything and I wouldn't care how tired I was in the morning for work. Your drive to be the best you can be is inspiring. There have been many times where I have found myself wishing for the same drive.
But what really seals the deal is your compassion and empathy towards others. You want everyone to have the same opportunities and care in life that you have received and that has spurred me on to be more giving with my time and money towards causes that need it. I cannot wait to spend the rest of my days stalking you on CE and your personal facebook. You are handsome beyond measure both on the inside and outside.
Sincerely, Anon <3

I think I had something I wanted to say but figured I didnt have a good place to say it other than in an anonymous confessionary. Did I not want to say it elsewhere because it was too private or just too out there? I'm very sure it was the latter. But I forgot it! I must retrieve this memory. Darn it.

Yeah, people. You know what to do. Drop some shit about me in the confessionary. Tell everyone about how much you love me. >_>

Oh, horribly. I've been depressed as hell over it, tbh. I need a miracle to cure my Fucken Blindness.

Hi, it's me, Crimsoness I'm haunting CE like a ghost OoOoOoOo

Drawing penii on people's faces is done to death and sexist. Draw anii instead; an anus is gender neutral and different. (not a butt. everyone draws those. specifically an anus)

When are you going to go full hardcore goth, Harpie?

Stalking users to make them uncomfortable is pretty trash not going to lie.

ur mom stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Chickens. That is all.

My body is always ready

Well hornyposting used to get me through my day but now it's been banned, so...

Remember when these would be at 500 by now?

Trying to lose weight is the hardest shit ever. I've been exercising for 20-40 mins a day, and I'm trying to cut out a lot of sugar, fried foods and bread, but dang, that's like 95% of food there. I wonder if my diet consisted of apples, grilled chicken, rice, and water, would I get anywhere faster...

Man wtf I'm so weak... I'm trying to do some simple exercises and my core sucks ASS. any tips on how not to be a Little [REDACTED]?

(continuing the conversation re: [Redacted]) Okay, maybe my confession never went through because it was so long the system couldn't handle it? *shrug* Would it be okay if I contacted you through DM on Discord to send it to you and get a reply privately? I did save a copy of the entire thing so I can re-post it there and make sure you get it. It's really quite personal and sensitive stuff, maybe too much for what this whole CE confessionary thing is supposed to be, but I've been going through a lot lately and it's very important to me and my sense of self-validation. Thanks [ps please redact my name if you post this in the thread]

You posted your boobs on reddit? Recently? And I missed it!? <redacted>Please send them to [REDACTED EMAIL] so I may enjoy them</redacted>

I am a 35 year old virgin. That may soon change. I used to room with two girls I was matched with through a housing authority. We all moved out January 2024 becauseour place was sold by the owner. Last Saturday, one of them contacted me, drunk off her ass, saying she had feelings for me and has for some time. She made it pretty clear she has the hots for me. She never acted on them because we were roommates. I've decided to reciprocate her feelings if only to lose my v card. Though she is somewhat pretty, she told me she was a trump supporter and I don't see myself entertaining the idea of entering a long term relationship with her. Am I a bad person for leading her on? I'm lonely and desperate for companionship, but I want to find the right one.

What is going on with all the stalkers?! Y'all gross and creepy af.

Should I shove a microwave oven up my ass?

A relative died recently and I know something about him that the rest of the family doesn't know, and it severed any semblance of a familial bond I had. I'm not grieving or even bummed out. I just feel nothing.

[0/5] re: "I'd prefer if you posted your confession through here, since that's where everyone else's is. If you have a genuine need to say something, I may not be the best outlet for that tbh. If you feel that you absolutely have to, then sure you can send me a pm. I'd prefer it through here though" - I'll send it through here again and break it up into 5 parts to make sure it goes through, since I still think they system probably ate it because it was too long the first time. Post what you want, just redact my name and contacts in the last section. Thanks~

[1/5] I'm already banned from CE cause I was purg'd a month and a half ago and only know this thread is even here because I happened to see it checking [Redacted]. So anyway, I'm a zoophile. Since getting kicked out of CE I've made an account on Twitter and have been more active freely talking with people who share my sexuality on Twitter and some other zoophilia-related forums, and reading and researching the topic much more, listening to podcasts like Zooier than Thou and reading positive articles on zooey.pub. It has significantly improved my happiness and outlook on life and made me FAR less miserable and depressed than when I spent that time lurking and occasionally posting on CE, rarely speaking my mind on ANY topic out of fear of the moderators and people who just generally hate me.

[2/5] To be clear, I'm not nor have I ever had sex with an animal yet in my life, and I won't at least anytime soon. I'm primarily attracted to dolphins and horses, neither of which I have any access to, and even if I did I would only do the deed with one I had gotten to know for a long time if I was sure were were comfortable and compatible with each other, and even then I would approach the subject carefully and cautiously, stopping at any sign the partner didn't want to continue. I believe bestiality in and of itself is not abuse and can be a very powerful way of expressing and strengthening the bond between a human and animal partner, but also understand the concerns about potential for abuse, care for the animal's consent and feelings, and so on. I would follow the ZETA principles, guidelines regarding how to approach the subject of zoophilia and bestiality in an ethically and morally sound way.

[3/5] I already kind of do in the fact that I follow the ones not directly related to the act of sex (like giving information on the subject to people who are interested without expressly condoning or condemning it, and speaking out against people who abuse the animals or do not care about their well-being.) I believe laws outlawing bestiality should be repealed while other laws that outlaw actual animal cruelty should be strengthened and enforced. I've also started eating vegan as often as I can for moral reasons. The meat and dairy industries are rife with abuse, ESPECIALLY towards cows. It's sickening that the laws make exceptions allowing animals to be raped and forcibly inseminated to create more meat and milk (which is stolen from baby cows by separating them at birth). The fact that society is okay with that but not actual loving, consenting sex between a human and an animal is just unconscionable to me and shows how hypocritical society.

[4/5] Finally while I'm happy that gay and transgender rights have become much better in the US and much of the world in the past couple decades it's frustrating and depressing to see it at the expense of my sexuality becoming more vilified and a punching bag. In 2000 only about half the states had specific anti-bestiality laws, now in 2024 it's 49 of them as well as being illegal at the federal level. Meanwhile gay and trans people tend to be the most vile towards us, insulting us and calling us invalid the way hetero people once did to them since they see us as a "threat" to their recently gained freedoms because our acceptance would validate the "slippery slope" arguments conservatives like to make to justify bigotry.

[5/5] Anyway this confession and sort of cathartic rant has gone on long enough. OBVIOUSLY don't say this, but I'm [Redacted] from CE and most other places on the internet. My Twitter account is @[Redacted] and I'm on the CE and other Discords as [Redacted]. If you ever want to talk to me privately about this or anything else feel free to AMA in Discord DMs. Thanks again for all the confessionary topics over the years, you're obviously a very kind and caring person and CE was/is lucky to have you. Peace <3

I would follow the ZETA principles, guidelines regarding how to approach the subject of zoophilia and bestiality in an ethically and morally sound way.

Berlin is an amazing city and I wish I were there more often. Even though I end up visiting it once a month lmao. The issue is that it's just outside of day-tripping distance, and finding cheap beds for the night isn't always easy

I always feel like no one likes me and I don't know why

I spent many months vehemently arguing people should not purchase Hogwarts legacy but in reality I didnt care about the furore surrounding the game and just wanted to rile up people on CE. I had pre purchased it and think it was a great game.

there's poop in my butt I need to remove the poop from my butt because I am a dog and I am going to be [Redacted] in [Redacted] I am not a pirate

I did not see Harpie's boobs on reddit she showed them to me personally! Don't lump me in with the creeps

I always see Turbam as Turban, and it makes me laugh. In my mind he will always be a hat.

How do I see a picture of you licking your [Redacted]. Please.

I thought of one that's just embarrassing. So I was dating a dude named Brandon but had a school friend named Brandon. Well during a time he was grounded from playing video games he would make the 5 mile walk to my house so he could play video games. He let me hold on to all his games during that time as an exchange since he technically was just using me for my Xbox

Anywaaaaays I was fucked up on cough meds and I leaned over and came very close to kissing him. We where like nose to nose when I realized and I just said oh wrong Brandon....sorry and slowly backed away

And that's how he found out I was bi... fortunately he didn't go running his mouth at school.

I submitted one if that's ok. Had to get something off my chest.

These are great.

...yeah I'm not going to deal with this.

Neither did the gamefaqs mods apparently, since he was banned for this lol

I'd strongly suggest deleting the post with the defences of it before the mods do tbh. Don't wanna get the topic nuked.

I can't stand how much energy, time, and money my wife costs me. She's on disability and can't work and I do everything I possibly can for her, but it's extremely draining financially and emotionally.

Our 20th anniversary is this year.

What I love about Berlin is the masses of people, the multiculturalism. It has so many museums etc, and so much history outside of them too, with the Berlin Wall and the former division of the city. It's a bastion of diversity in an otherwise intolerant East Germany

I haven't had sex since February and really wanna get completely wrecked by someone

I wish I could spend the rest of MY life with my partner, but thats impossible.

Smh uploading them to reddit was a mistake

I'm a marvel?? No I'm not I'm just Harry.

LOL this is almost wholesome? He's a real friend at least. He walked 5 miles just to hang out with you, didn't flinch during an almost kiss, and kept it on the down lo
Everyone needs a Brandon in their life

This will be my final post regarding the whole zoosexuality thing, I appreciate you posting my full confession and a respectful reply. I completely understand and respect your position, even though I may disagree with it. I commend you for at least being courteous and respectful in your rejection of my beliefs on the subject. So many people become extremely toxic and throw around words like "rapist" and "kill yourself" if not making outright threats when they hear my side. So if nothing else I commend you for not stooping to that level. And it did truly help getting it off my chest. Best wishes for you and the rest of CE for however much longer it lasts

I am a crab people and since I have failed to turn everyone gay I will instead be turning everyone into crab people.

25 buttholes is the best YouTuber. Yes, thats his actual name. Hes a shitposting YouTube troll.

One of my goals is to get a nice body but I've ate like crap the past couple of weeks. I blame it on my family, they keep buying junk food so I have really easy access to sweets and other stuff I should avoid.

I've been trolling CE for several years making up stories about an ex girlfriend and how i want a futire with her but shes dating other guys. I do this for pity and just so i can fit into the culture here.

Why isn't your body ready for hardcore goth? Is it the titties? Become the big booty goth gf that everyone wants to see.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Mom. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Your Mom of Azkaban. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Order of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Half-Your Mom Prince. Harry Potter and the Deathly Your Mom.

I left CE and GameFAQs a few years ago, weary of the toxic environment and the increasingly apathetic and just shitty administration. (Amusing considering recent developments.) Eventually came back because I felt like posting a few things to the site just to spread some useful information about some of my favorite games. Haven't actually posted on CE though, just sometimes lurk, and I don't think anyone knows my current alt, or cares for that matter. Been a little tempting as of late, but .... meh. I don't think opening the can of worms is particularly worthwhile or great for my mental health. Makes me wonder why I lurk at all. Oh well. To the good ones, hope y'all are doing well though.

I have video of one of the most memorable and emotional nights of my life. It's a dash cam video (it's really mainly audio because you can't see either of us) of me and a girl driving late at night back from a night out. It starts pretty innocent at first but gets pretty hot and heavy after we drive a bit. I have never shown it to anybody and nobody else really knows it exists except for me. But I do want to show to somebody and this seemed like a good opportunity to anonymously do it, if you're interested in at least the first parts before it gets more R Rated. I also feel comfortable you wouldn't share it with other people.

Hi harpie, it's your buddy Tails82. I'll be seeing you guys soon on the boards as I expect to be unbanned.

There's not really a fixed schedule for what I like to do when I'm in Berlin, simply because of the possibilities. I suppose some things that are musts are to go somewhere where there's a lot of people and eat at someplace new. Otherwise it depends if I'm there to go to a concert, visit a museum or just chill

as a foot fetishist who dislikes soles I hate how much feet content is centred on soles. i much prefer the tops of feet and the toes in particular

you dont have to post this in the topic, but I do think you should do what [redacted] did and post boobs in Turbam's discord. look up her messages if you haven't seen them already, people are very supportive

So I have pet cockatiels and like. When they're nesting, the females save up a HUGE shit and drop it all at once when they exit the nest for a bit. So anyway this one time our female decides to drop her massive ass nest shit all over the male. Huge mess. Had to give him a shower, which he hated. Another time she let it rip while flying around the room and smeared shit all across one part of the wall. Like just a huge long line of wet sloppy bird shit. I'm glad I no longer have a mixed sex flock lmao

Good luck buddy, you'd be the first!

Hi Harpie, Crimsoness here, congrats on the B

C's get degrees

Second*

(Vegy)

Considering Fandom enjoys making poor decisions I wouldn't be surprised if they unbanned tails

Here is my confession - sometimes I read old FAQs here and get sad when I see that the people who made them are no longer active or haven't posted in 10+ years. I was reading one today for the original Tekken, and it was written in 1996 or something - and I think, where are you know? Do you even remember writing it? Just bums me out, man.

Going better now that the invite links for one expired. >_>

I'm actually very new to this site. Made my account when I was looking for a new message board because of "old internet nostalgia". My husband referenced something about "Gamefaqs CE board" but he was on a lot back in the day.

I was slightly intrigued, learned some history/lore of CE, and made an account. After some time of just posting on boards of games I play, I was able to finally join and... welp here we are when I am board. Hit the ol message bored and lurk mostly.