sfcalimari posted... Pull your socks up, millennials. Your ankles will get cold.
actual good one
Kradek posted... The only one I don't like/won't use is "on God", as 1) I'm a hardcore atheist and thus do not acknowledge even its existence, let alone its right to have a capitalized G as if it's the only one that matters (looking at you, Yahweh) and 2) Due to a my lazytheist childhood upbringing I intentionally internalized working on "not use the lord's name in vain", so I naturally don't say any common expression that has any religious association, "God Damnit, holy shit, jesus christ!, etc." so it would be extremely uncomfortable to basically force myself to use an expression that utilizes a word I don't use unless for a very specific reason and intention.
this meanwhile is the most embarrassing reddit shit I've read in a while