And if you would be okay with this, would you still step aside to a private area to do your business or do you think you would be able to let loose while in a crowd or in the middle of a conversation? Would it make a difference if you could do it subtly or not?
My answer is both, I guess. I would absolutely use it at home, just to save time. They'd also be really nice for road trips or going to events. But at work, having a nice little bathroom break to calm down and have a little me time can redeem an entire day.Counterpoint: Don't tell your boss you have this tech, take bathroom breaks anyway even if you don't need them
That said, I'd definitely not poop around people. Surely the stink would get out there, even if briefly, and that'd be fucking horrible.
i don't understand the downside
Oh word? So you don't get how american corporations would harness this to maximize productivity by eliminating bathrooms from the workplace. You'd be locked in at your desk/station all day. Especially when they also stitch up something to either inject or feed you a ration at selected times.I assume catesdb was thinking more with regards to the mechanics rather than outside forces. IE as stated in the OP "Would you be okay with pissing/****ing yourself" which would be the downside, it'd be purely mental and whether you could adapt to the idea of doing this.
Counterpoint: Don't tell your boss you have this tech, take bathroom breaks anyway even if you don't need themThey'll fire you for being the only idiot in the world without the magic bathroom tech
Oh word? So you don't get how american corporations would harness this to maximize productivity by eliminating bathrooms from the workplace. You'd be locked in at your desk/station all day. Especially when they also stitch up something to either inject or feed you a ration at selected times.innovation is so complicated nowadays
Oh word? So you don't get how american corporations would harness this to maximize productivity by eliminating bathrooms from the workplace. You'd be locked in at your desk/station all day. Especially when they also stitch up something to either inject or feed you a ration at selected times.
Technology is advanced enough to teleport shit out of my pants but not out of my anus before it leaves the body?
This future tech is garbage.
You have to wear a buttplug for that technology.Worth it
Question: how do you turn the underwear off and on, and how do you know when the battery is low?You'd probably use an app
oh no, we're gonna have microtransactions in our always online underwear.It'd work the same way apps that work with modern day implants, pacemakers, etc. work.
"To enable teleport poop function please pay $3.99!"
"We're sorry your credit card was declined."
and that's how you ruin your reputation forever.
would it be just by area or could it detect the kind of waste? if the latter, even more microtransactions. and what if i'm a spot with awful reception? will it still work or will it teleport things away slower to match the data speed.
You have to wear a buttplug for that technology.
Always crap your pants to assert dominance.