I bet theirs lines on how many tv shots but doubt mvp since its not possiblewith all the batshit conspiracies going on about her and the chiefs i refuse to believe no one has a line on this
with all the batshit conspiracies going on about her and the chiefs i refuse to believe no one has a line on thisno one has a line on it because its illegal
reminder: turbo tax and companies like it are the reason why we dont just get our taxes done for us automatically.
Bad grounding call, missed illegal man downfield.
NFL you are blowing it with your "insane rigged Taylor Swift Joe Biden vaccine" conspiracies I was promised.
3rd and 7, ball on the 12. 9 seconds left in the 4th. Score is 17-13not cinematic enough
Mahomes drops back, is flushed out of the pocket by Bosa. Throws it while falling down to Kelce in the endzone! Touchdown! Chiefs win! Taylor comes onto the field! Kelce proposes, she says yes! They meet Biden. Swift endorses him for President. Everyone gets vaccines. The end.
Why didn't we get Taylor Swift for the halftime show this yearbecause they signed usher already
Why didn't we get Taylor Swift for the halftime show this year
objectively speaking that halftime show was boring
objectively speaking that halftime show was boring
but i'm legally bound to support a chattanoogan
The halftime show feels like it gets longer every year. I hate itThis was legitimately the longest one.
A fellow Chattanoogan? I had no idea!
not cinematic enough
back them up to like the 25. mahomes is flushed out and throws to kelce who gets it on a busted coverage (with no camera angle in the entire stadium catching what happened to the defender to be the new grassy knoll) at about the 10. He's gonna score, but wait-! Bosa comes from behind and forces the fumble and recovers and is going to return it to the house (why is he returning it at all? we'll never know)
Kelce sits on the field in despair knowing he has blown the chance for the Chiefs dynasty as the play continues but just when all hope seems lost the stadium screens cut to Taylor Swift who shouts her encouragement to him. There's still time, Bosa is just nearing midfield -- if he hurries he can still make this right. Running like he hit all the turbos he catches up to Bosa at the KC 3 where he's engaged in some showmanship as he is about to put the exclamation mark on this game when Kelce dives forward and forces the fumble himself and recovers it.
Now, turning around he sees the long field in front of him - he's just run like 120 yards on this play, does he have enough gas in the tank to run it back for the GW score? He checks his arm where the Pfizer patch now rests and realizes, yes, yes he does and truck sticks through the 49ers defenders on the way to the endzone.
While Usher sounds great, Alicia sounds like she hasn't aged at all.
Not diabolical enough.lmao
Swift then emerges from the tunnel, both her and Kelce are in tears. He says he has something for her. It's an engagement ring! The most beautiful anyone has ever seen. She's in tears, but she tells him she has something for her too.
They bring out a man with a bag over his head. He's squirming and yelling about how much he loves America. They take off the bag and it's...it's...DONALD TRUMP. OH NO! Travis Kecle laughs and is handed a huge glowing needle. It is labeled "VACCINE MAXIMUM DOSE". They inject Trump has he tries to free himself. it's too late. His skin melts off his head Indiana Jones Ark of the Covenant style.
Monday morning all teachers have been replaced by drag queens.
Thank you for Chris and xp for helping me finish "your insane uncle's Facebook conspiracy" theater.
well that was not a great start for the chiefs
KC looks super beatable, but 49ers not punishing all these mistakes is going to be their downfall
Let's get saxy lmao
KC looks super beatable, but 49ers not punishing all these mistakes is going to be their downfallThis, they haven't capitalized on the poor Chiefs play and the game is still within reach as a result.
This, they haven't capitalized on the poor Chiefs play and the game is still within reach as a result.