v_charon posted...
This is just a traditional meme, I'd like to think red has had good turkey before he just can't break the facade and lose the ability to post this topic each year.
I've never personally cooked a bad turkey. I've had bad turkey from others sure, but turkey is honestly a really simple thing to cook. It's always better than chicken without fail, it's just superior. Chicken dominates the market because it's the cheapest animal to raise.
In all seriousness I order turkey from restaurants all the time because its typically the healthiest thing on the menu that is also good.
But I wouldn't call it the tastiest thing.