I'm sorry you are being served poorly prepared turkey.Even good turkey is inferior to better meats being prepared well.
Even [anything] is inferior to better [anything]
I genuinely just think, no matter what we are going to post that is the opposite, red isnt gonna change his opinion on thisNo one ever lines up to order turkey. They line up regularly for the beef.
fun to meme though
Our annual reminder that nobody in red's family knows how to properly cook turkeyIndeed. Even from the first turkey I cooked, every single one has been moist and delicious. Even an amature can cook a proper turkey with the most basic of skills if they have the slightest idea of how it is done. So for me, this is an annual reminder to feel bad for Red.
No one ever lines up to order turkey. They line up regularly for the beef.
Thats just a culture thing.Any fair will have people doing that. Turkey legs are pretty standard amusement park snacks.
Go to a ren fair, and everybodys lining up for a smoked turkey leg.
I get turkey when I go to buffets (and sometimes I'll even skip the beef).This feels like really poor value.
This feels like really poor value.
I generally don't make turkey at home, meanwhile I routinely cook better beef than the medium well prime rib that many buffets serve. Like, the fancy ass expensive ones, yeah I'll take all their carving station options, but the mid priced ones? Ehh, depends on how much overall variety they have.Medium well? Wow you need to find better buffets. Even the cheaper ones I know of its become routine to have it rare or mr and then they'll cook it to order for the people with bad taste.
Our turkey has actually gotten better in recent years but still have to drown it in stuffing and mashed potatoes and gravy.
Our turkey has actually gotten better in recent years but still have to drown it in stuffing and mashed potatoes and gravy.Yeah, I wouldn't say "drown", but today was some of the best turkey I've ever had, and it still was way better with a good amount of gravy & mashed potatoes
How long would you have to overcook a turkey for the dark meat to go dry?It can go to like 200 deg
Medium well? Wow you need to find better buffets. Even the cheaper ones I know of its become routine to have it rare or mr and then they'll cook it to order for the people with bad taste.
It's always better than chicken without fail, it's just superior. Chicken dominates the market because it's the cheapest animal to raise.What's your fav buffalo turkey wing spot? Or chongching style turkey stir fry?
watching A Christmas Story in December.You take that back I swear to god
You jest but I now I'm thinking of opening up a buffalo turkey wing spot. Fortune and fame here I comeYeah that actually sounds tempting to try now.
What's your fav buffalo turkey wing spot? Or chongching style turkey stir fry?
This is just a traditional meme, I'd like to think red has had good turkey before he just can't break the facade and lose the ability to post this topic each year.In all seriousness I order turkey from restaurants all the time because its typically the healthiest thing on the menu that is also good.
I've never personally cooked a bad turkey. I've had bad turkey from others sure, but turkey is honestly a really simple thing to cook. It's always better than chicken without fail, it's just superior. Chicken dominates the market because it's the cheapest animal to raise.
You basically proved the point. Turkeys are huge, imagine what it'd take to fulfill a turkey wing chain.If people actually preferred turkey, it would exist. You'd get like 2 turkey wings instead of 8 chicken wings.
I think it's more likely that it's been tried many many times and failed every time because people don't like itSee I think that's a silly assumption. Why would you think it's been tried "many many" times?
See I think that's a silly assumption. Why would you think it's been tried "many many" times?Because both chicken wings and turkey are billion dollar industries and it doesn't take a genius to see that turkeys have wings too. AND most turkey sold is breast meat or legs, so turkey wings are super cheap as opposed to constantly in shortage like chicken wings.