Dommy Mommy and the Bitey Bunch - The peak of the game and I wish the game was more like this throughout. Criminally underused for how much marketing revolved around this area. No real complaints except for wanting more.
Annabelle and Dababy - Sink baby from PT all grown up, I actually quite enjoyed the puzzle area. But when they strip you of your weapons they also strip any stakes from it and that's the problem of trying to slamjam so many different aesthetics into one game. As a standalone it's great, but as part of the whole it's less so. Also: "Yummy."
MerMAN - I just did not like this section at ALL. Felt like they tried to use this area for the campiness, but my dude here is no Ricardo Irving. Worst section of the game.
Thrift Store Magneto - I both like and dislike this area. The idea of steampunk BOWs is cool, but it's basically "blasting time" and not much else. And like I mentioned before we really should have gotten a real fight with Heisenberg and not just the cinematic Mech battle.
Boulder Punching Asshole - RE6 flashbacks why are you doing this to me Capcom
Moldranda - For someone so incredibly important to the RE lore apparently, she really didn't have a lot of screentime. Boss fight was good, and the Kano fatality was good.
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
#theresafreakingghostafterus